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shloemoe

you mean Jewell?

shloemoe

hey I've seen her before on usenet....I was ...I was checking it out cause
some older woman are HOT!...yeah that's wha I was doing!

shloemoe

I met an angle once...I wish Ida kick her in the !@#$...nuff said

...isn't is lowe hark the herolds angels sing....then throw monkey
dung on em!!!!!!

shloemoe

Um....you know.....If I was drunk enough....and she had other endearing
qualities.....I'd never tell ANYONE!....but that wrinkled belly shot....ok
maybe in the dark....oh what compromises can be made in the dark!

shloemoe

dictionaries are based on convention....the lisener "knows" what the speaker means....was that the essence of the meaning of hork when it was used back then......when it was used?

shloemoe

have you ever blown a piece 'o' food thru there while laughing?
...and ya still cant stop....can you say sinus infection...days later
...maybe not so funny!

shloemoe

OMG.....no! ...I have a vivid imagination and a fully fuctional right hand.
......I doubt I will ever live that long!

shloemoe

Ah...thank you gidge... BTW I always make it a point to kick down
panhandlers.....that guy?...a bit too far maybe $.23...but not a buck!

some of those people are pretty colorful and savy....Ima be there
someday I know....but I gotta guitar!

shloemoe

somebody follow this up with something funny...Im dying here!

shloemoe

yea shloemoe gotta chime in on this one.....I like that song too. I can relate to the lyrics man...(cause shloemoe certifiable) ...but it's got melody too.....wanted to disscuss in greater detail its "ethnic" qualities but....how does a white guy say, "It's cool to like music from bla...

shloemoe

damn look how this thread drifted off topic.

shloemoe

YEAH!....KITTYS!!!!!

shloemoe

I'll just post it

shloemoe

Went shopping too, I got a "I love America....now lets bring her to
her knees" Coffee mug....Would have got the T-shirt but I would probably
have got my ass kicked.

shloemoe

she puts up quite a fight when I insert the batteries....but heres moma dinky and her up til now(eyes open)very ugly babies. I know you've all been dying to see um. {kat picture...here} um gotta scale it down first...get back to ya. AAHHH there we go...cant use tilde symbol in this "nested"...

shloemoe

AAAHHHHH!

.....I got a pic of another good mommy....just gotta find
2 AA batteries

shloemoe

(burned out dude in the corner hears something,perks up and shouts,Spicoli style) Ah ha....RAMONES RULE DUDE!!!!!
(Burn out returns to near catatonic state)...(camera pans back to Jack's
forum)

shloemoe

(telephone)ring....ring...ring Good morning Devil's workshop, Shloemoe speaking....uh huh...yes one minute.....yes our records indicate that an "R. Zombie" has been a member in good standing since 1983....also it appears he's up for a special citation....yes for weenie roasting....and it a...

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(shloemoe looks nervously around and says)Yea Jack!!! I so much as
spit on the sidewalk I go to jail....I wish there were 15 MILLION shloemoes
...THEN I'd get some respect around here...I'd show yas!!!!

shloemoe

I've always liked Neil Young. I guess I like "Living with War".
I Was VERY glad to see SADAAM get his....But maybe this(war) is
too much....what are they(U.S.) gonna do though just pull out..YIKES!

....dunno

shloemoe

oh ....but none of this addresses Jack's conundrum...tell us more jack

shloemoe

hey Jr isn't it time to grow up and eat the crust?....come on!

yea rot diaper time is pretty cool too....a sensual experience par none!

shloemoe

....Mammy's little baby loves shortning bread....

shloemoe

What are you kidding?.....they're gonna need a body bag to get me
out of me mumsy's house!

shloemoe

Indeed...our records indicate that you are

oh I'm sorry:

En effet... nos disques indiquent que vous êtes!!!!!

shloemoe

Dont worry TOO much jr one of us MANLY MEN will protect you!!! ...Cause they're not very threathing...when a REAL threat comes along .....YOU got point!....something like GWAR...now thats scarry. Naw I thought they were FUNNY!...I liked the music(considering the raw unengineered sound)...the whole c...

shloemoe

that's what jonsey was leeding up to earlier in the week with all the space
buzz....They must have been a sight!!!

shloemoe

Today Jonesy had "Zolar X" on his show (funny)..and I kept thinking I've never heard of them have I?....No....uh yea I have...no ...and then It came to me(Never made those scenes in 70's ...etc) http://bedrock.deadsquid.com/img/other/people/wayouts_small.gif The wayouts(from the flintstone...

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There is no other way...only your politically unencumbered, not beholding
to anybody personage can save us from the unrelenting downward spiral
towards barbarism....The future King Rot is that crown upon your head!

...I'm bored.....Im gonna go run this thru the talkin chimp.

shloemoe

"Ah...He who go to bed with itchy butt
wake up with stinky fingers...."
---Confucious

Lets make Rotter our KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!

shloemoe

baboons are hominids...aren't they?...ooops NO....primates!.....close enough.... I can relate!...it's the rock 'n' roll gene dude!

shloemoe

OF COURSE you know I joking (above)much of what we do is threatning
the planet....I dont have any answers....Unless you make me ALL of
you people's A KING! to rule without review.....BOW DOWN!!!!then I
got some answers......oh I'll stop!

shloemoe

Huh that sounds familar ....not getting racial...(shloemoe got beat up over
same issue)......Hi miss Ingalls...I know your spying...(nevermind!)

shloemoe

shloemoe

Basketball...shloemoe know no basketball......BASEball been bery bery gud to shloemoe.

shloemoe

Ah...hahahaahaha! my uncle work his ass off for Kimberly clark for 20 years!(after 20 years 'o' fine service in the U.S. Navy)...and now you sons 'o'(blank blank)wanna slander this fine corporation!!!!...I'll have your tree hugging ass know that they PRODUCE a hell of a lot more that tissue paper!.....

shloemoe

Glenn wrote:Gooch is worlds sexiest canibal.

Dude! ...some folks dont look kindly on such behavior...before you
slander one of the MOST numerous posters He'A...meybe
you could explain your rock star ass....

besides canabalism(hehehe) is spelt wif two n's!!!!!....aint it?

.....gee you got a perdy mouth!

shloemoe

You must have got some kinda "kindred vibes" when you was in your
bunny suit.

shloemoe

yes...music Biz makes for strange bedfellows....ah!....mc hammer?

shloemoe

The 2nd to the newest user here "kimwong1955" posted yesterday: "Thanks for helping me with JobQueen and China Sales Reps. I'm with them 2 month now and they, thanks god, really pay. I'm already getting more than 5000 per month and looking for more coworkers. If you change your mind l...

shloemoe

I know ...you guys that's messed up.....

.....Gidge and Mich
used to be friends....

shloemoe

Ain't it!!!!!!!!

shloemoe

Oh God ...what ef-ing charactor defect makes me do this....I really dont
like maddona at all...

Hey you guys quit picking on her...saw was pretty cutting edge back in the
day!

there!....bullies

shloemoe

I put your post about the cure in there rot.....Your about a giggly
orofice yeself.

....ahahahahaha

shloemoe

Wow imagine having a disscusion forum using talking avitars like that!

Ah, now that would be progress!

shloemoe

I say I wish to vehemitly complain about the derogetory and stereotypical depictions of chimps in web page parodies

Sincerely, Arthur B. Chimp
Ape Emeritus

Ok...that's about the funniest thing I've seen in a while
.....man....I need a life!!!

shloemoe

kimwong1955 needs our help kids....let's get out action-nancy decoder rings and decipher her secret message....It says......it says..... What....INTERNET FRAUD......WHAT not again! Did ya hear about the person who bought a gold painted lead brick in OC...like yesterday...and I felt bad about the mag...

shloemoe

Hey gidge dont trip!!!...potato chip...

shloemoe

Now that's sexy!!!!

shloemoe

OK... Im old...Ive only heard of like 10 of those bands....

shloemoe

ah hahahaha....we could've guessed....that's a joke son...

shloemoe

I could tell there used to be a certain chemistry between mich and gidge.

shloemoe

And pigs are so cute and intelligent too....MMMMMmmmmm!

shloemoe

yep just me and rotter today

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shloemoe

So something "set you off" then(shloemoe looks nervously around for the door)...you weren't thinking of being assaultive over meat loaf were you(shloemoe's seem some crazy people in his life)Maybe she was kidnapped and programed to kill when she heard the secret key words "meat loaf&q...

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shloemoe

Well i thouht it was funny!

shloemoe

heehe...aefoaiufh foidf dfjhdf...ya know mate?...it's like.. adihfd adefo fgjhfdg adsjfh gfssoi sfgo etrtoi... and then the jug bit eh? So I says, "dfgjh lkergrj p grgsp gjspfkgj afkgj fdglk jsfg lkj"...ah bleeding ell dsfgg oadfajk ergopkg kjewrg... i dont know if I was drunk at the time!...

shloemoe

So I ends up with the meat loaf....They say you are what you eat.

shloemoe

I know....didn't johhny depp say he based part of "jacks" speach habbits
on Keith?????

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shloemoe

????????Going out for RIBS!....what the hell r u guys talkin bout!

shloemoe

No my informants tell me he had to "schedule out"...he'll be in
the 3rd one...uh...cant find it right away....the 3rd one.

shloemoe

aye's boorn a pirate....and a pirate i'll always be! like a stupid song that gets stuck in your head....I been pirating for three days now.....MAKE IT STOP!!!!...Dr. My brain...my brain....IT ICHES!!!! ..."Pirates -Dead man's chest" comes out in july -premere's to co-incide with opening of...

shloemoe

ere ya go lassie...drink up!...plenty more were that came from...
(shloemoe turns to the readers and wink's)...plenty more
were that came from!

shloemoe

(Shloemoe withdraws a pint 'o' rum from e's pirate jacket)
"ere ya go then"!!....no mo politics..."Aye lassie drink up!!"
"I ku'not deny a fine handsome wench a swig then...can I?"

shloemoe

obiwankobe wrote:
shloemoe wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me
Got a Big fat "doink!" error message....what did I just click on
obiwankobe?
it works

oh...yeah...A round of half filled beers for the coachella posse!!!!!!

shloemoe

God save the queen!!!some of our legislative procedure is "inspired"
by their palimentry procedure.....no mo!

shloemoe

America just aint that democratic...compared to the brits
and the continentals(forgot how to spell europe-oh there).

I aint drinking today...so politics dont interest me today.

shloemoe

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not VERY mighty...eh?

shloemoe

dang...I had to go get the manual!

http://www.luckymojo.com/faqs/altsex/vulva.html

shloemoe

...but who dont love a good puzzle...eh?...wink, wink...nod,nod....????

shloemoe

Oh yeah Rotterspeak....now I know...I think in latin there called labia(s)
Right rot?......they got two of em...major and minor....Friggin Rubix
cubes I tell ya.

shloemoe

eye laddy....that yea be....that yea be!(whatever a pissflap is)

shloemoe

What's the verdict on the show today(4-25) Missed it.

Seemed very strange idea to me....anyone?

shloemoe

obiwankobe wrote:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S331D7GA

It's a big file, but worth the watch, trust me

Got a Big fat "doink!" error message....what did I just click on
obiwankobe?

shloemoe

AAAARRRRRRG!.....yea be taking it away MR. Shovel!!!AAARRRG!

shloemoe

AAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

shloemoe

I haven't actually read "Richard II"...I got it from the 1930's movie
"The Scarlet Pimpernel"...love it!

They seek him here.
They seek him there.
Those Frenchies seek him every where.
Is he in heaven?
Or is he in hell?
That damnned elusive Pimpernel!

shloemoe

er...um ...gidge I was agreeing wit ya....yea lets get the hell off
this topic!

shloemoe

ol' shloe talk too much wit a belly full 'o' grog!!!.....Do yea think mateys? ...well at least I didn't punch no womans...and the kings men didn't come. ...and that after having a beer thrown at me! Avast yea there landlubbers...I be going below...Ive got the watch at 12 bells...steady as goes matey...

shloemoe

wasn't how it used to be....aint how it's supposed to be, but given the
elitist drive in our society....probably right.

shloemoe

Can't condone it.....aint stepin in!

shloemoe

sillyness...luv it!

shloemoe

I used to believe in democracy...not american politics!

shloemoe

Well I did hate maddona in the 80's...I feel embarased for her from that
film she did.....ah....guess I cant fault ya for a fair fight with maddona

....cause the name's so lame...how dare her!!!!!

shloemoe

Oh "throw your vote away" eh?

shloemoe

wait a minute If shloemoe caught a pass like that....and belched
out "thanks for the beer" that's a waste"???????????????????????

You are MEAN gidge!!!!!!...I'm joining miche's team!!!!

shloemoe

MMMM we venture into politics eh?....shloemoe loved Clinton ...not the monica thing so much ...but...One day when conservitism has destroyed like everything, people will remember there was an alternative to "make the rich richer", "deny social programs to the up and coming"...&qu...

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the piss?.....what do you mean chris I'm not being facicious. here Ill prove it...one me fav's 'o' the bard This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the ha...

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Oh MANNNNNN! ...you didn't do that to belinda Carlisle did you?
WHAT a stinker!!!!She's cute, button style!!!!.....You get your dates
into fights huh?......ep ahhhheeeepp...dont deny!!!!

shloemoe

ooopps left out the word "thank"!

shloemoe

I was in vegas bout 2 years ago(and really giggly) when that IMG commercial came out when the guy goes to the woman in the park"what's that?" refering to the cats on the picnic blanket who are saying "I say old man shall we go to the club"? other cat with a monocle says"ah y...

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Fuck!I come home from work and Rotter is on a political rampage and bouncing off the fucking walls and wanting to fly the "hammer and sickle" flag over the house.Never mind him,I showed him my tits and he's calm. :lol: Toss commrade his vodka and some tits and he's happy. :lol: that's fun...

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CWA said: Good Queen Bess Elizabeth I reigned in Ingerland when Scotland had it's own monarch. This was before the Union of the Crowns 1603 with Jamie the saxt (sixth) o' Scotland or James the 1st of Ingerland The Parliaments united in 1707. shloemoe says: "Yes Mary queen of Scots...right?...an...

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EEERRRRRuuummMMMM....(Like a down field receiver shloemoe palms
a Bomb, gulps it down and BELCHES"THanx for the beer")

cause ya know inertia(mass of the beer) would make it travel like a football(drag on the cup)....ok

...that one was kinda hard to field....hence the lameness...

shloemoe

jr said:
i find the beer cups fly better at half full that way they sail and hit target
dead on!!!!

Im appalled by such thinking....but also amused...confusing....

shloemoe

I saw that jilly bunny on somebody's myspace thingy.....FUNNY!

shloemoe

Where's the garden hose!!!

...oh crap...that could be used as a weapon in this exchange....
...um Pepper spray yeah!....Where's the damn pepper spray!

could we have like more comedy?

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