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by assholitis
Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jonesy's iPod on RUHtf: Peter Murphy
Replies: 3
Views: 5769

Re: Jonesy's iPod on RUHtf: Peter Murphy

Am I unhip for not knowing what RUHtf was right off the bat? My apologies. However, it was the very first result on my Google search so congratulations on that small feat. I'm currently listening to Space Oddity, which alone made the trip to your blog worthwhile. I look forward to more upcoming gems.
by assholitis
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:44 am
Forum: The Forums
Topic: Forum update
Replies: 3
Views: 5165

Re: Forum update

Awesome update. I love the new background. This is definitely the nicest this place has ever looked. Now if we could rouse up some more participation and members. :)
by assholitis
Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ok I Must be Like "out of it"
Replies: 3
Views: 5047

Re: Ok I Must be Like "out of it"

Well put, shloe. I'll throw in my own lyrics. Was racking my brain trying to think of something appropriate. I came up with Pink Floyd. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can t...
by assholitis
Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are We Not Men?
Replies: 13
Views: 10571

Are We Not Men?

We are...Paris Hilton? http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/4mq341g7.jpg http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/5el606c8.jpg http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/qkijcexu.jpg What the fuck? Seriously. Sorry about this Chispa. I know you must be writhing in pain a...
by assholitis
Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 9522

I kinda wanted to see the pats end with a perfect season, but the upset was probably better bowl. I tell ya what... I was gonna post a pic of "Lucky" from the Fox show "King of the Hill"(cause you know that's Tom Petty doing the voice?)so he could put in his 2 cents but I cant f...
by assholitis
Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13295

Re: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....

Some 90's music...fuck what a list...so mine here will be hardly exhaustive.... http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS753~Stone-Temple-Pilots-Rolling-Stone-no-753-February-1997-Posters.jpg Stone Temple Pilots are exponentionally better than Velvet Revolver. As amazing a guitarist as ...
by assholitis
Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 9522

Re: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!

Was it just me or during "Freefall" did T.P says he loves HORSES ... instead of JESUS!!! :shock: How shockingly lame. "She’s a good girl,loves her mamma, loves je -sus, and america too. She’s a good girl, crazy ‘bout elvis, loves horses, and her boyfriend too." He says "lov...
by assholitis
Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: No not Futbol FOOTBALL!....
Replies: 7
Views: 4344

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by assholitis
Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:07 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13295

Re: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....

Some 90's music...fuck what a list...so mine here will be hardly exhaustive.... http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS753~Stone-Temple-Pilots-Rolling-Stone-no-753-February-1997-Posters.jpg Stone Temple Pilots are exponentionally better than Velvet Revolver. As amazing a guitarist as ...
by assholitis
Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:10 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Foxboro Hot Tubs
Replies: 9
Views: 5317

rotter wrote:Fuck Green Day!Stadium-rock little cocks! :roll: Bankers with guitars. :x

LOL Don't believe everything Johnny tells ya, Rotter. He's just upset that someone's cashing in on the punk cash cow and it's not him. :lol:
by assholitis
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Foxboro Hot Tubs
Replies: 9
Views: 5317

Foxboro Hot Tubs

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Recently some of you (coughShloecough) have expressed concern about the lack of participation by members here. Well, I decided to do something that hasn't been done in months, maybe even years. I'm going to talk about music that I heard on the radio...on ...
by assholitis
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dicky
Replies: 4
Views: 5760

Thanks Tom. I heard about these shows on their website but hadn't read the article. I've been a fan of the MMB since high school so I'm hoping they play some shows over here. I only heard a few episodes of the Mighty Morning Show but he was always playing cool music you couldn't hear anywhere else a...
by assholitis
Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sunday?
Replies: 3
Views: 2825

Pete Yorn - Burrito. By far, one of Mr. Yorn's oddest songs. It's a 7-11 Do you wanna take a walk outside If you want a burrito You can have another bite of mine It could last you forever If you're not waiting for the call Come on over tonight Come on over this morning Momma says, "You only fal...
by assholitis
Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all
Replies: 6
Views: 4104

Re: Happy Thanksgiving Y'all


Haha. Happy Thanksgiving to you all. I'd love to be the Pilgrim in that picture. I bet those Natives give great scalp.
by assholitis
Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's slow newsday report (vol-193:)
Replies: 29
Views: 13305

Sorry to hear about the dog, Rott. On a more positive note, I love the name Hambone. I might have to insist on you calling me Hambone from now on, in fact. Why would anyone get mad at that?

This is Hambone signing out. 10-4.
by assholitis
Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's slow newsday report (vol-193:)
Replies: 29
Views: 13305

Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe... But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh? I don't want to completely block the Schlo monstrosity. I don't mind the posts so much, but can we just filter out the ones involving your masturbatory h...
by assholitis
Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Robert
Replies: 9
Views: 5439

Thanks guys! I appreciate it! p.s. - the ribs were yummy & messy! Sorry to have missed it. Happy birthday, man. I tried to book the Lee Harvey Three to play your party, but they had to pull out at the last minute. I heard Jack Ruby might leave the band. http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8287/l...
by assholitis
Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

KCRW is the way to go, they have an online channel that plays music all day, might be a little soft for all the Punk Rockers though But...THAT'S NOT EXACTLY RADIO IS IT? you kids today!!!!....with your ipods... yer inter-net http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2882935/2/istockphoto_2...
by assholitis
Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

That's the point. If I'm home, I have lots of options with the internet & the cd player but in the car, I only have the AM/FM radio. I end up pushing buttons to find decent songs & avoid commercials & mindless chatter. When Indie is in music mode, I mostly stay tuned to it. I don't mind...
by assholitis
Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

LA radio... SUCKS! ipod to work ipod at work ipod home now... bag on apple..... continue I agree. I just wish they could make a battery that lasts a little longer. That's actually why I was fumbling with the radio, 'cause the battery needed to be charged. But, I must admit, if I didn't have my Kevi...
by assholitis
Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

Star 98.7 recently went through a format change, they are now a "Rock / Alternative" station. Yeah, they rock a bit harder than before but they still play some of the VH1 pop crap. Still, no worse than turning to KROQ in the car this afternoon & hearing Puddle of Mud. I went back to I...
by assholitis
Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Have you ever felt like you've been swindled?
Replies: 25
Views: 8846

rotter wrote:Yeah...he said.."you can't create me,I am me".

A line only surpassed by, "Infamous language. You joking? I speak nothing but the fucking English language and if that's infamous, then ha ha ha." :D
by assholitis
Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Have you ever felt like you've been swindled?
Replies: 25
Views: 8846

uhm!? lie? me? I never lies....you must to know it maybe manytimes Im wrong but no lie aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh my friends buy me a ticket on the net. Im waiting at the momment anyway.....dont care if you are thinking Im lie Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie lie Tell me why tell me why why d'you hav...
by assholitis
Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

Just thought you'd like to know. After all you were quoting the kinder, gentler Bad Religion. I prefer the Bad Religion that doesn't get played on Star 98.7. -Seacrest Out Well la-de-da!!!! yeah yeah yeah newer BR sucks...etc...etc...etc...like we've never heard that before :roll: ...If I was liste...
by assholitis
Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Just another country
Replies: 4
Views: 3118

Yeah, never seen it before. The sound is admittely pretty bad, but hey that's punk right? Let me put it to you this way, there's actually a track on there entitled "PA Trouble."
by assholitis
Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Just another country
Replies: 4
Views: 3118

Just another country

Picked up this little gem at FYI Records this weekend. http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/439/f39605er0apee1.jpg Only $7.99. I originally thought it was a used copy since it was so cheap, but when I got home I noticed there was no used sticker and it didn't have the rewrapping over it. Must have bee...
by assholitis
Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

Just thought you'd like to know. After all you were quoting the kinder, gentler Bad Religion. I prefer the Bad Religion that doesn't get played on Star 98.7.

-Seacrest Out
by assholitis
Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Have you ever felt like you've been swindled?
Replies: 25
Views: 8846

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by assholitis
Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is not a test....
Replies: 35
Views: 15835

Ah, but on the contrary, Pennywise - This is Only a Test This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system This is a product of hysterical mass confusion A ship of fools adrift on the sea of our pollution Rudderless and powerless on the sea of our delusion And we're all alone hoping one day some...
by assholitis
Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:05 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: INDIE PICK MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 3437

obiwankobe wrote:Are they totally broke or what? Why now?
30th Anniversary of Nevermind the Bollocks.
by assholitis
Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Those people.....
Replies: 22
Views: 9264

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by assholitis
Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Those people.....
Replies: 22
Views: 9264

Hell yeah! Here's a sweet ass, rockin' live performance of You Shook Me All Night Long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
by assholitis
Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 13
Views: 6620

Word. Besides, as Midget Mac would say, "we're all the same height when we're horizontal." Anyone else watching I Love New York 2?
by assholitis
Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It is the end of the music industry as we know it...
Replies: 11
Views: 5556

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by assholitis
Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 13
Views: 6620

obiwankobe wrote:I just don't dig midgets, sorry
Hayden and Hilary Duff are the same height. And besides, Shakira is only 4'11. Are you really going to hold that aginst her?

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by assholitis
Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 13
Views: 6620

Tom, I'm afraid I'm going to have to overrule you on this one. Especially since HD refuses to go back to being a blonde.

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by assholitis
Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 13
Views: 6620

That top makes it look like she has a chola rose tattooed on her chest. I think I prefer the way Hayden looks coming out of the water better. What says you?

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by assholitis
Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone watch?
Replies: 15
Views: 6778

Re: Did anyone watch?

Glenn wrote:Did anyone watch that show on MSNBC last night? About the reporter who was setting up pedifiles on a date and then filming these old guys who showed up for a date with a 13 year old. Scarey, sick.

Was pretty interesting though.

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by assholitis
Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: War with Canada?
Replies: 4
Views: 3114

I don't trust mainstream propaganda. That's why I get all my news and information from Tiger Beat and MTV News. You hear it first.
by assholitis
Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K. then...I rebuke your apathy with insult!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3979

Re: O.K. then...I rebuke your apathy with insult!!!

Ya know I don't sample a lot o shit. Most of the new stuff I hear today, sucks it....a lot...What's the buzz on the shit you guys listen to...though I have reservations , surley (dont call me shirley) not all of you lack musical apprehension and taste...or do you? what's some new stuff you've heard...
by assholitis
Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dan Rather is innocent!
Replies: 6
Views: 3912

rotter wrote:There's no pic :evil:
Right click and "show picture." That was for Annie. Bwahahahaha.
by assholitis
Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Thoughts of a hero...
Replies: 25
Views: 10684

jr wrote:my gardner
Get your patchouli stink OUT of my store. :twisted:
by assholitis
Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I thought Rot might like this...if he comes back
Replies: 13
Views: 7030

RobertKP wrote:You've definitely been away from home too long, Nursey. It's warped your mind!

Haha. You took the words right out of my post. :wink:
by assholitis
Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: goodbye
Replies: 10
Views: 5782

obiwankobe wrote:he's going to go join an Avril Lavinge fourm
He's just a skater boi.

Always fun to have you around, Rott. Don't stay gone for too long this time. See ya in a few weeks! 8)
by assholitis
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy b-day STEVE JONES
Replies: 12
Views: 5431

Here's some advice for birthday boy Jones from Wesley Willis.If Jones wants to get more pussy than just once a year for his birthday;he'll take this advice seriously! http://www.chriscarnel.com/portfolio/musicians/images/wesley_willis.jpg CUT THE MULLET Tell the barber you're sick of looking like a...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12086

obiwankobe wrote:sorry about that

how about this


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by assholitis
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12086

obiwankobe wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Image

"cat fud" = "cat food"

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by assholitis
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Is nothing sacred?
Replies: 16
Views: 7357

rotter wrote:Tom..you just keep smilin' and birds will flock to your mouth to pick out left over big mac you had for lunch. :lol:

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by assholitis
Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Rotter!
Replies: 11
Views: 5458

Happy birthday, ya bloody wanker!

I got just what you were looking for.

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by assholitis
Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How to make Soccer intresting...
Replies: 5
Views: 3330

Let's see if they try this with Beckham.
by assholitis
Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:30 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 7750

Actually Wilmer and Frankie J were super sweet! They didn't once display anything but a desire to make the troops smile! In fact, I was having a difficult time getting their autographs because some people are just plain rude, yes military members included, and I just tapped Security's leg and asked...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 7750

Re: Yo Momma

Ya know, the USO is quite awesome for what they do for us! This time they brought Yo Momma from Mtv over and we got to see Wilmer Valdarama (Fez from That 70's Show) and Frankie J. Not that I'm in to that kind of music, it was still pretty fun! They were all super nice! The show was hilarious! Here...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:17 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Even New York City loves the Jukebox
Replies: 5
Views: 3449

cool, when were you there? Arrived Saturday afternoon (the 4th) and left Saturday evening (11th). It's a pretty crazy town they got going over there. Being back home actually feels relaxed and slow-paced compared to there. Well, Orange County anyways. I'm sure parts of L.A. get just as busy and hec...
by assholitis
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Even New York City loves the Jukebox
Replies: 5
Views: 3449

Even New York City loves the Jukebox

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/470/p1010072zk7.jpg Photo taken by me in the heart of Times Square. Actually, it's like right at the beginning of Times Square. I wonder how long it's been there, or if Mr. Jones even knows about it. I just think it's pretty cool that clear across the country, he'...
by assholitis
Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Yo Momma
Replies: 17
Views: 7750

Re: Yo Momma

Ya know, the USO is quite awesome for what they do for us! This time they brought Yo Momma from Mtv over and we got to see Wilmer Valdarama (Fez from That 70's Show) and Frankie J. Not that I'm in to that kind of music, it was still pretty fun! They were all super nice! The show was hilarious! Here...
by assholitis
Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:01 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 8902

I fear nothing,i trust no one...except friends and familiar vagina. you fear nothin?..when I hear guys say that I laugh :lol: ...I can think of things that EVERYBODY fears...Courage is the management of fear...dont deny it...it is REAL ARE WE NOT MEN? ...all men fear ..woman folk too..though in som...
by assholitis
Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish I had that kind of space at work
Replies: 24
Views: 8902

Re: I wish I had that kind of space at work

Apparently they used to go bowling down the aisles between our cubicles years ago at my work, when things weren't as strict. I missed out on some good times.
by assholitis
Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6601

malicious tantruming...We know you have other choices for your news...thank you for choosing Shloemoe News ....but ya might wanna read a news paper or two lest the shloe become your ONLY news source :roll: Yes, I'm sure Gary Coleman throwing a temper tantrum was breaking news. http://img187.imagesh...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What a crappy night
Replies: 2
Views: 2188

Re: What a crappy night

I ditched summer school so I could do my math project and it is 12.21 pm already and I havent started. Got to get into it now. I tried to write a new song also but me damn computer keeps overheating. Aye, I hear you. Never really been a procrastinator myself, until these last few years. It's just s...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6601

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/4246/icolemanbx2.jpg These guys are both cooler than you all. And I'll have to check with my professors but I didn't know that throwing a tantrum was a criminally punishable offense. What did they charge him with exactly? Two counts of crying and starting a scene?...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6221

http://www.altmusictv.com/120/bw_side_120.jpg http://www.altmusictv.com/sub/bw_side_sub.jpg long time ago (15 years more or less) I watched mtv programas like "120 minutes" sometimes "live on mtv" I remember one of my fav bands from 90`s Carter USM, Manic Street Preacher in a wi...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:10 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8025

The infamous aforementioned third nipp. http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/142/sthirdnipplezf4.jpg Quite frankly, I'm not that impressed. I was expecting some full on third nipple with it's own heartbeat and brain and possibly lactating. Instead, all you get in some dark nub. Her doc probably misdia...
by assholitis
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?
Replies: 10
Views: 4806

Did the tray look something like this?

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...cause I don't think those are for you to take. :(
by assholitis
Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 8
Views: 4843

tom.... i like john cusack... got any photos for me?? with his abs showing of course Eww...you're on your own with getting any JT pics. http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/say_anything/john_cusack/sayanything1.jpg http://img403.imageshack.us/i...
by assholitis
Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Optical Illusion
Replies: 7
Views: 3909

Yeah those are both cool...but ya know what illusion miffs me?....them hidden pictures in a matrix of dots ever seen em?...popular in the 90's...I've NEVER been to see any image in them....does that make me a tard? I can't see those either Hah. Same here! It aggravates me to no end. Actually, someo...
by assholitis
Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Optical Illusion
Replies: 7
Views: 3909

Very trippy. A lot of things about that were eerie. One, the Charlie Chaplin mask itself of course it just creepy. Then the slow, calm British voiceover is haunting. And finally, there's clearly what appears to be a man off to the left side of the screen. It looks like a wax figure of Dracula or som...
by assholitis
Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What is cool?
Replies: 4
Views: 2762

Re: What is cool?

When everybody is a gansta rebel convict looking copy cat cool..what's the real cool gonna be? http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2526/JesseJames_Micks_3194445_400.jpg This guy?...I dont think so...he's studied the subject much too much I declare this day "Jesse James HAS a big dick day" not...
by assholitis
Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:15 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for old times sake
Replies: 16
Views: 7693

Gooch wrote:She should go back to being a redhead or a brunette....she didn't get in as much trouble back then...
I think it's the coke habit. That and getting into car chases while you're drunk and high.
by assholitis
Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for old times sake
Replies: 16
Views: 7693

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by assholitis
Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9394

RobertKP wrote:Not all of it, just the shoes! If not gay, at least a nancy-boy!

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by assholitis
Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:38 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: rotter...
Replies: 14
Views: 6926

obiwankobe wrote:maybe we should post some stuff to bring them back....

I thought that's why you started this thread in the first place. If a pair of swinging peckers don't do it, then I'm fresh out of ideas. :(
by assholitis
Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Useful Reference Site
Replies: 24
Views: 10966

RobertKP wrote:It's Chaos & Anarchy without you, Goochieface!

Isn't that the title of the Metal Show on Indie? If not, they need to hire a DJ named Anarchy to co-host with Jackie.
by assholitis
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Useful Reference Site
Replies: 24
Views: 10966

rotter wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:kinda like the kettle calling the pot black....EH?

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aaaahahhahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol:
PIPE DOWN SEAL FUCKER!!! :lol:
by assholitis
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 8
Views: 4843

Re: For Kevin

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album91/hduff-maxim07120704.jpg Wow. HOW did you know I've been on a Hilary Duff kick lately? Did you also know I fancy Amanda Bynes? They are to me what Lindsay is to you. But yeah, seriously, how did you find out? Have you b...
by assholitis
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Is nothing sacred?
Replies: 16
Views: 7357

For your Oscar consideration...

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And if you can't tell, that's Jason Lee playing the role of David Seville. I read rumors that they're trying to make the trio more modernized and hip hop-oriented. Hence the outfits.
by assholitis
Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pic of Jrs' ass*viewer discretion advised*
Replies: 18
Views: 7674

Re: Should I stay or should I Google

chriswasanon wrote:Wots Clerks II Ass?

CwA
Google "donkey show" if you dare. 8)
by assholitis
Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pic of Jrs' ass*viewer discretion advised*
Replies: 18
Views: 7674

RobertKP wrote:
rotter wrote:
RobertKP wrote:This thread stinks like ass!
Oh gimme a break Robert!You'd kiss Jrs' ass! :P
Perhaps but first get that donkey the hell outta here ! (ba dum bump!)
I'm getting flashbacks from Clerks II.
by assholitis
Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So a priest, a rabbi, and a jew walked into the....
Replies: 1
Views: 1951

Your Elvis quote reminds me of a time Jonesy had just finished playing Peace, Love, and Understanding. He was listing off the songs he played and he said, "Then we had Elvis Costello, What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding?...nuffing. I weren't laughing. Were you?" Ah, vintage ...
by assholitis
Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Myspace is a whore
Replies: 8
Views: 4262

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:a WHORE called Rene? :lol:
Haha. Ah, Chispa, you old limey, you stole my line! Actually, I was going to say something along the lines of, "Just like that bitch, Renee!" But you know, it's all good. :lol:
by assholitis
Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:09 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Being tired of....
Replies: 8
Views: 3779

Nah. For me, it's only the new and improved....Zima! That's right. The just barely alcoholic beverage is back with three new flavors. Citrus, Tangerine and Pineapple Citrus. I am allover that!

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by assholitis
Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Where is J,R?
Replies: 21
Views: 9710

RobertKP wrote:Nah, I'm pretty sure it's because you're a dude!
Really? For me it was the Candian part. :oops:

Canadian men are why Tegan & Sara are lesbians. :lol:
by assholitis
Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Where is J,R?
Replies: 21
Views: 9710

rotter wrote:Jr is licking the stanley cup..
I would change my name to Stanley and buy a jock strap for that.
by assholitis
Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom.....
Replies: 12
Views: 6002

Happy birthday, Tom! May you eat lots of cake, smoke a fair mount of crack and bangeth many a ho.
by assholitis
Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So GREEN DAY....
Replies: 17
Views: 7218

You are the king, Shloe. The Pirate King! I concur. I haven't heard it yet, but I am a big Green Day fan and of course Lennon is a legend. But if it doesn't sound up to par, at least it's for a good cause. I'm anxious/curious to hear what the next album will sound like. It will only be the follow u...
by assholitis
Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Napoleon's sword sold for $6.4 million
Replies: 4
Views: 2845

Napoleon's sword sold for $6.4 million

FONTAINEBLEAU, France - A gold-encrusted sword Napoleon wore into battle in Italy 200 years ago was sold Sunday for more than $6.4 million, an auction house said. The French leader's gold-encrusted sword was bought as a Father's Day gift. The last of Napoleon's swords in private hands, it has an est...
by assholitis
Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: On a happier note...
Replies: 14
Views: 7258

Gooch wrote:BTW, thank you everyone that has spelled his name correctly so far :wink:
I copy and pasted your post. :wink: Bwhahahahah
by assholitis
Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: On a happier note...
Replies: 14
Views: 7258

Gooch wrote:Thanks Kevin!!! He's playing at the Bowl!!!

Have fun tomorrow night and make sure you throw your knickers at them!!
I did and they threw them back. :cry:
by assholitis
Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: On a happier note...
Replies: 14
Views: 7258

Re: On a happier note...

MORRISSEY IS IN TOWN AND I'M GOING TO SEE HIM TONIGHT!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Yay! Where's he playing at?! I heard an announcement but didn't catch where. I'm going to see Unwritten Law and Zebrahead tomorrow, which is the MORRISSEY equivalent to Kev. Ha. :lol: Anyways, have fun Gooch, and...
by assholitis
Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Some more equal under the law?
Replies: 27
Views: 10618

Now, we're sad again 'cause she got hauled back to jail, screaming and sobbing. :cry: I can tell you this much, this is one American that isn't sad for her right now. If she had just obeyed the laws like the rest of us do, she wouldn't be in this situation. Well, since the Rot Man already brought A...
by assholitis
Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Some more equal under the law?
Replies: 27
Views: 10618

Haha. Oh, man the American public has really been in a wave of mixed emotions this week. First, we were cheering at having the celebrity debutante of notoriety finally going to prison and being treated like us common folk. Then we were sad when she actually entered the facility a few days early and ...
by assholitis
Tue May 15, 2007 1:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: HAPPY B-DAY OH GLENN!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 6364

Glenn wrote:Hey thanks guys.

It is much appreciated.

:P
Happy belated Birthday, Glenners! Glad you had fun.

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by assholitis
Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: ojoewa takanimiso GODZILLA!...and the 7th day!...sunday!
Replies: 22
Views: 8901

rotter wrote:Brilliant poptarts :D Always liked "respect"...and "victim of love".gotta love them synths :D
Break these chains of love, Rot. By chains of love, I mean my chastity belt.
by assholitis
Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe still love most punk...yet tomorrow night...
Replies: 34
Views: 13162

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:I met a guy who looks like Jack Black...pretty cool!
I gotta see that movie....
lol I think my Internet Law professor slightly resembles Jack's partner, Kyle Gass. Plus, he too is a former musician.
by assholitis
Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe still love most punk...yet tomorrow night...
Replies: 34
Views: 13162

lol You seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? You'd probably like it. Many metal references, including a cameo by none other than Mr. Ronnie James Dio himself.
by assholitis
Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Achtung scrollbar!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 4429

Haha. Nah, worked great on my computer. I found it way more entertaining than it probably should be. But great find! :D
by assholitis
Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So it took me all this time...
Replies: 9
Views: 4799

Glenn wrote::lol: 8) 8)

Great to hear from you Kevin.

I hope all is well.

Thanks, Glenners. I've missed you ragtag bunch of scoundrels! :D
by assholitis
Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloemoe's sad view of greatness....
Replies: 6
Views: 3385

Re: Shloemoe's sad view of greatness....

A few years back ol Shloe was hopelessly caught up in the meth. My connection, while claiming to be my friend, was seriously constructing "delusion games" to mess with my head for his entertainment. The nervous breakdown led to quitting...so I guess he can say he was my friend...but the s...
by assholitis
Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So...You know you want it.....
Replies: 14
Views: 5509

Re: So...You know you want it.....

Music from the 90's....A WHOLE lotta good stuff! But it's from a station that aint too indie...Shloemoe cool wit it 8) ....It's on KROQ ...the station of world infamy...all weekend(4-21-22-07) ...90's music...fuckin totally heinous!!!!...they got streaming You know you want it...even Rotter wants i...
by assholitis
Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So it took me all this time...
Replies: 9
Views: 4799

So it took me all this time...

to find the new link.

I am awesome! :D

How the Hell did the rest of you guys find it? Am I not signed up for the monthly Jack's Shack newsletter or something?

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by assholitis
Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Devastating news...
Replies: 35
Views: 21754

I'm equally saddened and shocked by the news. Gidge has always been and will definitely always will be one of my favorite people here. I was often intrigued by her unique perspective and points of views on just about any and every thing. And of course, she never failed to make me laugh hysterically ...