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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bye Bye Indie
Replies: 11
Views: 16855

Re: Bye Bye Indie

Funny I took a big shit yesterday and didn't name it anything.
Do you think it can still go to poo heaven?
I gotta not forget to name my poo no more...
I want to make sure all my poos can go to poo heaven.
I'm gonna name my next one "Stinky Von Rotter Poo"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Bye Bye Indie
Replies: 11
Views: 16855

Re: Bye Bye Indie

I think it's the end of times!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sooo drunk
Replies: 5
Views: 4600

Re: Sooo drunk

Allright Jack!!!!

Is there anything booze cant do?

It's what I been saying....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Kinda spooky up in hee-ya
Replies: 1
Views: 2996

Kinda spooky up in hee-ya

(Teeth chattering from fear Shloemoe peers around in the dark
looking for the light switch)

What was that?

Is there anybody here?

I aint a-scared ah no ghosts!

What was that?

OK Im outa here!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Well I guess it's official
Replies: 2
Views: 3647

Well I guess it's official

The shack has died. there goes all my hopes of honing my comic writting skills with ya'll as guinea pigs... there goes my hopes of ever joining the Fleiss and bringing that missing element there goes all the adventures I would have with all the woman of the shack (purley wholesome mind you) ---(get ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:30 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What in tarnation???.....
Replies: 0
Views: 5456

What in tarnation???.....

BOY HOWDEE!!!

It'a 'pears Pearl Jam is back
to play big festivals 'n such.

They gott em playing that
Bonaroo festival in Tennis-sea.

Golly dang! that's big news...
bigger then when them aliens
done kilt 13 of my goats...
13 VIRGIN goats!!!! :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Guitar...?
Replies: 4
Views: 4394

Re: The Guitar...?

Hey Glenn...you back from your cruise???
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jonesy's iPod on RUHtf: Peter Murphy
Replies: 3
Views: 3985

Re: Jonesy's iPod on RUHtf: Peter Murphy

Hmmmmm.(long and careful thought) To say the least...I've mixed feelings about The Shire....1st let me say that I wish Id'a gone to vegas this weekend (notice "vegas" in l.c.) I love The Sex Pistols! I used to love steve jones....but for the life 'o' me I'd like to steal on him (and I'm no...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Guitar...?
Replies: 4
Views: 4394

The Guitar...?

...Can keep a beat.

See?

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...And then there was rock!
RIP
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 28, 2008 4:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So...
Replies: 1
Views: 2920

So...

I heard some new Cure the other day. I dunno if Im hallucinating that or remembering a drunken thought....but I only heard it once... :? It sounded like...well, like The Cure.....and I think that's cool 8) ...I hope that means they gotta new album with lot's o stuff to play on the radio... I am no l...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 28, 2008 3:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shameless Plug for my Blog - The Cult stuff
Replies: 8
Views: 5988

Re: Shameless Plug for my Blog - The Cult stuff

mmmmmmm....Juliette Lewis

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 27, 2008 12:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shameless Plug for my Blog - The Cult stuff
Replies: 8
Views: 5988

Re: Shameless Plug for my Blog - The Cult stuff

oh yeah and the going bald thing...poor guy...
doesn't he realize that when that happends
ya gotta just get a regular hair do?

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ya know?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 27, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
Replies: 9
Views: 6274

Re: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Yeah, marketing peeps tan my hide. (apart from the honest ones) Here you go Larry, here is the little known trivial pursuit story of The Fleiss. A true story as seen through the eyes of a mad man. Your readers are sure to eat it up. While you may have a certificate of PHD my paperwork says I'm craz...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 27, 2008 8:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
Replies: 9
Views: 6274

Re: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Yea Larry... The mighty Shloe is kinda stupid. :roll: It never occured to me that that was just bait... I'm such a trusting fool.... Mr. Beezley on the other hand is a bit more discriminating and rigorous. He feels that if a person has a link to good content(which it appears you do) the use of trick...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 25, 2008 12:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?
Replies: 9
Views: 6274

Re: Whatever happened to Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Well I dunno what happend to FGTH...

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...But I think the question has irked Mr. Beezley :?


Nonetheless welcome back to the shack Larry
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu May 22, 2008 10:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: the time is coming....
Replies: 16
Views: 9157

Re: the time is coming....

And yet it comes....even the rotman has hidden
himself away....

when it comes.... I wish you all luck
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 21, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What's all this then?
Replies: 0
Views: 5838

What's all this then?

Charles Eisenstein is a koook!

And so am I!!!!!

maybe there's something wrong with you?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The weather today
Replies: 6
Views: 4921

Re: The weather today

supposed to be in the low 70's for the rest of the week here!!!!


Ah! :D :D :D :D :D :D :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 19, 2008 11:13 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The weather today
Replies: 6
Views: 4921

Re: The weather today

Let's hope it's not this hot

Hot Hot Hot


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So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 18, 2008 5:13 am
Forum: What's that song?
Topic: LOOK! FREE SEX
Replies: 102
Views: 189813

Re: LOOK! FREE SEX

Ok...right...ah-huh...and just how do we view file attachments?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 16, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K, I'm gonna get hitched
Replies: 6
Views: 5027

Re: O.K, I'm gonna get hitched

someone?...there's nobody here anymore

hahahahahaha

:cry:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 14, 2008 4:57 pm
Forum: What's that song?
Topic: LOOK! FREE SEX
Replies: 102
Views: 189813

Re: LOOK! FREE SEX

MMMMM!....FREE TIME.....

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 14, 2008 9:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: uuggghhhh
Replies: 5
Views: 4654

Re: uuggghhhh

maybe yer keepin yerself too busy?

let's not rush to judge the booze 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 13, 2008 10:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

yes all the early computers were american

later ones didn't have the 2 digit year issue

yea the media blows things out of porportion
but there's no tellin what mischief would have
occured had not people prepared
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 13, 2008 11:33 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

yes the earth does have temp cycles unrelated to us


but when the increase in atmospheric C02 is shown to be from
fossil fuels.....it's not the plants giving it up it's us burning
their carbonize ancestors....coal, natual gas, oil...etc....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 13, 2008 11:29 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: uuggghhhh
Replies: 5
Views: 4654

Re: uuggghhhh

yea me 2

the whiskey is giving me the runs next day...

it's the ol too much of a good thang...thing
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 12, 2008 5:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

What if it was your cousin who was smuggling a consignment of Cocaine from Columbia and got a camera stroblight ticket. Maybe it saved his ass from jail? :o Always the devils advocate. you mean the cop took a bribe? that's terrible!!!!!! ya know adding this detail makes it more of a ballad that'll ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 12, 2008 4:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

ok...here's some the marshal came today To the Civic Center court draggin me in to be seen saying I left before the green. The judge looked down with stroblight eyes looked at pictures with contemptable surmise at pictures of my cousin who looks a lot like me ..ok thats taking a weird turn huh? He ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 12, 2008 4:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

,,,and then there was silence.

Ah Josie when will you learn?

Nobody can win an argument with me


for I am THE MIGHTY SHLOE!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 12, 2008 3:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

ok...here's some


the marshal came today
To the Civic Center court
draggin me in to be seen
saying I left before the green.


The judge looked down with stroblight eyes
looked at pictures with contemptable surmise
at pictures of my cousin
who looks a lot like me


..ok thats taking a weird turn huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon May 12, 2008 10:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

Ug!


I'm hungover

need more time

to make more reason

to make more rhyme


...ok headache now
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 7:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

no no no fucked it up? it's gotta flow! ...but I'm drunk....I gotta see some guests off... let's leave this for tomorrow.... I'll get a line in at breakfast tomorrow... this is fun Glenners oh yea...community service...yer lucky ya only had 8 hours manyana ...and this pc in the garage keeps crashing...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 6:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

the marshal came today
To the Civic Center court
to say he I left before the green.

(cameras at the lights ...huh..traffic cams?)




mmm it's got a flow allready
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

yep it is....but I like all the things they try to put chocolate on....chocolate this and chocolate that.... ya know ya gotta put a lot o sugar in all the chocolate? dont like that though ...do waps? na!...lets do some lyrics man I give you a line and you give me one till we gotta song )hey that rhy...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 4:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ya know...I heard a rumor
Replies: 0
Views: 5667

Ya know...I heard a rumor

That The Rotman and Chispers have "found the lord"
explains why we haven't seen any new posts from em

....HUH?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 12:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I'm sorry to have to say this...
Replies: 5
Views: 4571

Re: I'm sorry to have to say this...

One day I hope to live without a car

"Does that make me crazy"?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine
Replies: 15
Views: 8599

Re: New song I'm working on - Scooby so fine

yea that could be a hit....If ya dont get sued
by hanna-barbera....

charles shaw?....that's that discount stuff
at trader joes....huh?....it aint bad...though
I dont really like wine
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun May 11, 2008 11:57 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

Yes one theory...when you have a theory that accounts for and explains a given phenomenon you only need 1.... Here's just ONE bit of empirical data(hard evidence): http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=87 Co2 and Ch4 absorb and store infrared radiation(heat) less sunlight(more heat) can escape back...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat May 10, 2008 5:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I'm sorry to have to say this...
Replies: 5
Views: 4571

Re: I'm sorry to have to say this...

Glenn wrote:Somebody sell some spots dammit!

I dont get it?...are you saying "lets irritate The Mighty
Shloemoe even more about lexus'(es) "....?

or some thing else?

or paraphrasing my agony...

Agony I say!!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 09, 2008 5:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For a spy....not a ceiling kitty...
Replies: 0
Views: 5593

For a spy....not a ceiling kitty...

The Knack "Oh Tara" like you didn't like this too ion the 70's oh tara oh oh you squeeze my heart and then you let it go ooh tara my oh my i can't help falling no i wouldn't try i can't explain no i don't know how and all my talking means nothing now it only frightens you anyhow you'll nev...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 09, 2008 4:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I'm sorry to have to say this...
Replies: 5
Views: 4571

I'm sorry to have to say this...

So today?...I'm scannin the FM band? ..and I heard the same commercial for the lexus automobile?...... ON THREE CONSECUTIVE button pushes jack fm,star 97, kroq....... :evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: so from now on? .... I hate ALL lexus drivers ...hope no jackers drive lexus' cause I'd have...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu May 08, 2008 2:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: cough..cough...WEEZER!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3877

Re: cough..cough...WEEZER!!!

Robert!!!! Fuckin A DUDE!!! long time no "see" ya yea man weezer is a bit consistant in their sound. The mighty Shloemoe finds comfort in this- In this new age of crappy music -(IMO)....well, and plus the pop angle?...like kryptonite...pop...Damn Green day!!! my FM antena wire is shorted ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu May 08, 2008 1:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: cough..cough...WEEZER!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3877

Re: cough..cough...WEEZER!!!

yeah

weezer=infectious pop tunes

"pork 'n' beans is getting the full rotation
on kroq

...could probably hear it on their web page
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed May 07, 2008 2:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: cough..cough...WEEZER!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3877

cough..cough...WEEZER!!!

K?...I'm not the "full on" genius you all think I am around here at jack's...I do have some cultivated tastes though... that probably far outweigh yours... (c'ept fer maybe assholitis :roll: )so when I say that that new single from WEEZER is pretty cool ...well...more on this later .ok I'm...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue May 06, 2008 12:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 4220

Re: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!

No worries Glenn..I'm just goofing as:
The Immigration Nazi!!!!

"Here are your papers back old man..."
be sure to report any strange charactors
to the proper authorities...

...what I can't be darlink?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 02, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 4220

Re: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!

Right Glenners??????

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 02, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

seems the earth is so big that nothing we could do could cause a change in climate...I know....but we see from Ice samples from arctic regions that the CO2 and CH4 levels have jumped since we started burning fossil fuels ...other factors may play in of course...but it's us millions of tons of "...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 02, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Why Won't Winter Just Go AWAY...
Replies: 3
Views: 3331

Re: Why Won't Winter Just Go AWAY...

s'wot I'm talkin bout....

..let it snow. let it snow. let it snow...

eh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 02, 2008 1:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

some of those satelites carry mini nuclear reactors on board :shock: might be some real concerns there eh? "I just think that there are more pressing things than cow farts and eating meat." perhaps ,but you are being a bit glib methinks... we are starting to see that by the end of this cen...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri May 02, 2008 1:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Why Won't Winter Just Go AWAY...
Replies: 3
Views: 3331

Re: Why Won't Winter Just Go AWAY...

sure beats a ground marshmellowing earthquake?

I like it cold
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu May 01, 2008 8:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Can I get a witness!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 3145

Re: Can I get a witness!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu May 01, 2008 8:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 4220

Re: !!!!!Happy Immigration Day Amigos!!!!

yea jose it would be better if you
would have just knocked on the
door first and then be LET IN


Now gimme some tacos
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...just ask Glenn...he's here legally
....um...right?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Yeah...
Replies: 2
Views: 2935

Re: Oh Yeah...

it's all a part of it...we're gonna have to give up the ghost...all of us...one day..... none of us chosed to be here..so..it dont belong to us...we're gonna have to give it back... ...but today it is a beautiful day in the OC! ...well if ya ignore the murders n stuff...huh? peace ya bunch o jackers
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Yeah...
Replies: 2
Views: 2935

Oh Yeah...

I forgot....ya know?....it's good to be alive!
I dunno who (if anybody) is responsible for
my existance.but I'm glad to be here...

..it's good to be alive

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

yeah the charity(panhandlers!)people out front of stores these days make me wana get a scrooge mask and do evil....I always tell em I only use plastic these days. I would love to be acosted by greenpeacers....I'd waste a good half hour of their panhaddlin time for sure....here in the north county we...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

Greenpeace?....I wish I knew what to do
we'll never be in tune wit the planet as long as there
are so many "kings"(everyman a king in democracy?)
I think democracy is going to kill us all...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another Shloemoe's confessions from the 80's
Replies: 0
Views: 5373

Another Shloemoe's confessions from the 80's

Ah!...1983 and the shloe just finished 3YEARS in the youth Authority(yes it was traumatic)...cast away by all my former girl friends I was commited to one girl....not the one I've lamented here in the past... but this one.... http://www.top40db.net/images/Artists/S/Scandal.JPG All I had to do was ge...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: One million squid!
Replies: 4
Views: 3983

Re: One million squid!

You're talkin about "The" pope?

OOoooooH!....you're gonna get SO
in trouble!

Remember what happends to people
when they say bad things about the pope

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Oooooh!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Global Warming My A$$!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 11818

Re: Global Warming My A$$!!!

thing about GW is that the overall energy content of the atmosphere will increase. Some places get hotter some colder...some get both hotter AND colder :cry: heat and drought stronger storms stronger ...and the tall naked monkey can only scratch his head and watch ...well and continue burning fossil...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: the time is coming....
Replies: 16
Views: 9157

Re: the time is coming....

Just yet I cannot say ...
for there are things we'll need...
but we should just proceed as if everything is fine.


yet it does come....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

Ah-hahahahahaha :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:05 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: the time is coming....
Replies: 16
Views: 9157

Re: the time is coming....

It is coming....

and it's not Oprah's ass....
that would be the apocalypse.

It is coming....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: ya know what?.....
Replies: 1
Views: 2900

ya know what?.....

Barak Obama's momma looks a lot like
Paul MCcartney....dont she?

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I wonder what this means
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: the time is coming....
Replies: 16
Views: 9157

Re: the time is coming....

It's coming.....

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 5204

Re: DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!

oh yeah...

dont tell me you dont like the stooges
Chispers...

...something kinda eeewwww bout somebody
what dont like the stooges

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somethin kinda "eeewwww" bout iggy...huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 5204

Re: DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!

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Hitler's birthday huh?
that kinda sucks

:cry:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:10 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 5204

DUDE it's POT DAY!!!!!

420...right?
awesome man!

Ha ha ha ...towelie's wasted....hahahaha!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: the time is coming....
Replies: 16
Views: 9157

the time is coming....

"bigger you give
bigger you get
we're boss at denial
but best at forget
cupboard is empty
we really need food
summer is winter
and you always knew"

-it is coming
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: none
Replies: 2
Views: 3033

none

When Im lying in my bed at nite I dont wanna grow up Nothing ever seems to turn out right I dont wanna grow up How do you move in a world of fog thats Always changing things Makes wish that I could be a dog When I see the price that you pay I dont wanna grow up I dont ever want to be that way I dont...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:57 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Girls Gone....
Replies: 8
Views: 5222

Re: Girls Gone....

rotter wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jkzWMdt6rgAahahahha...Bloodhound Gang piss!

Dude that's gross!....he should'a saved his
pee cause.....

The roof is on fire

Somebody piss on me?...unless I tell her to 8) ...
their getting eff'ed up! :evil:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:12 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What are you looking at?
Replies: 5
Views: 4177

Re: What are you looking at?

rotter wrote:I fuckin hate Elvis..
both Elvis'?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:39 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Girls Gone....
Replies: 8
Views: 5222

Girls Gone....

Butt Sore

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Hooray for the old man!!!
I'm a bit sick of the whole
girls gone wild thing...bout
time somebody stood up
and disciplined the little
shit....pissin in public???
I dont think so......
Ka-pow!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What are you looking at?
Replies: 5
Views: 4177

What are you looking at?

You think I'm funny? Elvis "Peace love 'n' understanding" "As I walk through This wicked world Searchin for light in the darkness of insanity. I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, Theres one thing I wanna know...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's B.R. Burp!
Replies: 1
Views: 2684

Shloe's B.R. Burp!

There is an inner logic....???? Bad Religion "Inner Logic" automatons with business suits swinging black boxes, sequestering the blueprints of daily life contented, free of care, they rejoice in morning ritual as they file like drone ant colonies to their office in the sky i don't ask ques...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

http://www.alaskatravel.com/photos/princess-cruises2.jpg Yip, it'a a princess cruise too. Kinda ou la la 8) take that stuff in Glenners!...not so much the Princess stuff but the nature stuff.....you will hear and see much ..and the day is here for somebody to speak up..... ...Shloemoe the wise has ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:excelent day here 15º celsius

59F? that's kinda chilly here....It must be weird to have
weather come in from the N Atlantic and mingle with the
Mediterranean air....that's how we have tornados...but
there's no great plains in Spain?...no?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

Yip, Doing green cards & passport renrewal today. Going to Alaska cruise!!! :lol: Might see Josie there. Pass through Canada I think too. Oh that's WAY cool DUDE! ya gotta work in a correspondence report from the ship...they gotta have internet hook ups 'n' stuff? Shloemoe envious :evil:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

rotter wrote:We've had some nice days...59F. :D I can hardly wait for summer..love the heat :D

102F in Anaheim Hills...you like that Rotman?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:26 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

I like that song they got(Hot Hot Heat) bandages


(elvis voice)
really cool man!
really cool!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

Re: God forsaken wasteland

Es demasiado caliente ahora, hora para una siesta

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:26 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: God forsaken wasteland
Replies: 29
Views: 13959

God forsaken wasteland

It isn't even half past April and allready
it's getting towards 100F in so-cal....

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Bet it's nice in Canada :evil:

Spain?
Scotland?
Alaska?



AAAHHHHHH!!!!!....I'm melting
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look familiar?
Replies: 12
Views: 6533

Re: Look familiar?

New Jersey?....it's a long story......

well ya know what they say...
....New Yorkers n stuff...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

Re: muchies that make you munch

basements?...in your house?
here in so-cal that is quite
quaint or strange........

I always wished I had a basement


ya see?...I could cut up the bodies DOWN THERE :twisted:
ah...never mind you guys wouldn't understand :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Flowbot
Replies: 2
Views: 2935

Re: Flowbot

lyrics I wish I'd wrote? U2 "I believe in love" ?God part II? Don't believe the devil - I don't believe his book But the truth is not the same without the lies he made up I don't believe in excess - success is to give I don't believe in riches but you should see where I live I - I believe ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Flowbot
Replies: 2
Views: 2935

Flowbot

"Handle Bars"....
stupid song!

cant get it out of my head
stupid song!
stupid song!
stupid song!

trumpet?/coronet? part is cool though
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

Re: muchies that make you munch

That guy's is too right wing, foaming at the mouth,
republican for me :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look familiar?
Replies: 12
Views: 6533

Re: Look familiar?

Glenn wrote:I figure if I can sell 20 million downloads & cd's I can buy my way into Princeton. :lol:
Princeton?...but that's in New Jersey :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

Re: muchies that make you munch

Ah not the doritos!...now Im hungry.


hey... that's pretty on topic...a star
for the rotman


hungry
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look familiar?
Replies: 12
Views: 6533

Re: Look familiar?

yea mark twain once said "never let schooling stand in the way
of your education".

Me?...Im 3 units from an A.A.....cant fucking pass
eng 100...I'll try again one day...that's the thing
about CC you can always go back. it's still pretty
cheap 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nuthin?
Replies: 4
Views: 3735

Re: nuthin?

rotter wrote:I've been busy doin' nothin'..

me too
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nuthin?
Replies: 4
Views: 3735

Re: nuthin?

ok naughty Glenn...hahahahaha..... yea I rekon it's been a spell since I scouted for new music to a listen to.... but I'm thinkin (hoping?) that this shift in the industry might make artists more capable in the production stuff...hell maybe even in the art dept. big media?....be nice if we could a l...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look familiar?
Replies: 12
Views: 6533

Re: Look familiar?

yea....that's pretty interesting :roll:

what's been going on wit yo schoolin?

writing er aranging anything?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nuthin?
Replies: 4
Views: 3735

nuthin?

nobody's got nuthin?

nuthin?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

Re: muchies that make you munch

Im reluctant to pass em out cause I dont have
a correct dosage yet...anybody that got em
would be a guinea pig.

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:52 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

Re: muchies that make you munch

That's funny...I didn't know those words were
from an actual 911 call...hahahaha

but

I will NEVER fuck around with brownies
again...I got SO wasted it made me ill. :cry:
I made em way too potent and ate too much.
just the thought of pot makes me ill today

...now I got all these brownies? :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: muchies that make you munch
Replies: 13
Views: 9227

muchies that make you munch

http://images24.fotki.com/v862/photos/1/127099/4844627/brownies2-vi.jpg today I shall disolve 1 oz. of good green into a half cup of butter...then that butter shall I mix into a brownie dough...I shall bake....then consume. As some of you may know this is a very intense method....should I become hy...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 7189

Re: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!

No feelings?
Ha!

lets see if you can resist feeling this

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admit it...dont lie....chispers love kitty :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:45 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Western pigs!
Replies: 4
Views: 3776

Re: Western pigs!

Glenn wrote:Here is a nice video for you Shloe.

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1729.htm

:lol:
Ordinarily a patriotic :roll: fella such as myself
would be offended to see such disrespect towards
one of our presidents.....but not that one :D

STAB HIM AGAIN!....and AGAIN..... :twisted: