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Funny I took a big shit yesterday and didn't name it anything.
Do you think it can still go to poo heaven?
I gotta not forget to name my poo no more...
I want to make sure all my poos can go to poo heaven.
I'm gonna name my next one "Stinky Von Rotter Poo"

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I think it's the end of times!

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Allright Jack!!!!

Is there anything booze cant do?

It's what I been saying....

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(Teeth chattering from fear Shloemoe peers around in the dark
looking for the light switch)

What was that?

Is there anybody here?

I aint a-scared ah no ghosts!

What was that?

OK Im outa here!!!

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The shack has died. there goes all my hopes of honing my comic writting skills with ya'll as guinea pigs... there goes my hopes of ever joining the Fleiss and bringing that missing element there goes all the adventures I would have with all the woman of the shack (purley wholesome mind you) ---(get ...

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BOY HOWDEE!!!

It'a 'pears Pearl Jam is back
to play big festivals 'n such.

They gott em playing that
Bonaroo festival in Tennis-sea.

Golly dang! that's big news...
bigger then when them aliens
done kilt 13 of my goats...
13 VIRGIN goats!!!!

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Hey Glenn...you back from your cruise???

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Hmmmmm.(long and careful thought) To say the least...I've mixed feelings about The Shire....1st let me say that I wish Id'a gone to vegas this weekend (notice "vegas" in l.c.) I love The Sex Pistols! I used to love steve jones....but for the life 'o' me I'd like to steal on him (and I'm no...

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...Can keep a beat.

See?

...And then there was rock!
RIP

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I heard some new Cure the other day. I dunno if Im hallucinating that or remembering a drunken thought....but I only heard it once... :? It sounded like...well, like The Cure.....and I think that's cool 8) ...I hope that means they gotta new album with lot's o stuff to play on the radio... I am no l...

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mmmmmmm....Juliette Lewis

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oh yeah and the going bald thing...poor guy...
doesn't he realize that when that happends
ya gotta just get a regular hair do?

ya know?

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Yeah, marketing peeps tan my hide. (apart from the honest ones) Here you go Larry, here is the little known trivial pursuit story of The Fleiss. A true story as seen through the eyes of a mad man. Your readers are sure to eat it up. While you may have a certificate of PHD my paperwork says I'm craz...

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I like the cult

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Yea Larry... The mighty Shloe is kinda stupid. :roll: It never occured to me that that was just bait... I'm such a trusting fool.... Mr. Beezley on the other hand is a bit more discriminating and rigorous. He feels that if a person has a link to good content(which it appears you do) the use of trick...

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Well I dunno what happend to FGTH...

...But I think the question has irked Mr. Beezley

Nonetheless welcome back to the shack Larry

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And yet it comes....even the rotman has hidden
himself away....

when it comes.... I wish you all luck

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Charles Eisenstein is a koook!

And so am I!!!!!

maybe there's something wrong with you?

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supposed to be in the low 70's for the rest of the week here!!!!

Ah!

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Let's hope it's not this hot

Hot Hot Hot

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot

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Ok...right...ah-huh...and just how do we view file attachments?

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someone?...there's nobody here anymore

hahahahahaha

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MMMMM!....FREE TIME.....

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maybe yer keepin yerself too busy?

let's not rush to judge the booze

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yes all the early computers were american

later ones didn't have the 2 digit year issue

yea the media blows things out of porportion
but there's no tellin what mischief would have
occured had not people prepared

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yes the earth does have temp cycles unrelated to us

but when the increase in atmospheric C02 is shown to be from
fossil fuels.....it's not the plants giving it up it's us burning
their carbonize ancestors....coal, natual gas, oil...etc....

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yea me 2

the whiskey is giving me the runs next day...

it's the ol too much of a good thang...thing

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What if it was your cousin who was smuggling a consignment of Cocaine from Columbia and got a camera stroblight ticket. Maybe it saved his ass from jail? :o Always the devils advocate. you mean the cop took a bribe? that's terrible!!!!!! ya know adding this detail makes it more of a ballad that'll ...

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ok...here's some the marshal came today To the Civic Center court draggin me in to be seen saying I left before the green. The judge looked down with stroblight eyes looked at pictures with contemptable surmise at pictures of my cousin who looks a lot like me ..ok thats taking a weird turn huh? He ...

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,,,and then there was silence.

Ah Josie when will you learn?

Nobody can win an argument with me

for I am THE MIGHTY SHLOE!!!!

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ok...here's some

the marshal came today
To the Civic Center court
draggin me in to be seen
saying I left before the green.

The judge looked down with stroblight eyes
looked at pictures with contemptable surmise
at pictures of my cousin
who looks a lot like me

..ok thats taking a weird turn huh?

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Ug!

I'm hungover

need more time

to make more reason

to make more rhyme

...ok headache now

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no no no fucked it up? it's gotta flow! ...but I'm drunk....I gotta see some guests off... let's leave this for tomorrow.... I'll get a line in at breakfast tomorrow... this is fun Glenners oh yea...community service...yer lucky ya only had 8 hours manyana ...and this pc in the garage keeps crashing...

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the marshal came today
To the Civic Center court
to say he I left before the green.

(cameras at the lights ...huh..traffic cams?)

mmm it's got a flow allready

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yep it is....but I like all the things they try to put chocolate on....chocolate this and chocolate that.... ya know ya gotta put a lot o sugar in all the chocolate? dont like that though ...do waps? na!...lets do some lyrics man I give you a line and you give me one till we gotta song )hey that rhy...

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That The Rotman and Chispers have "found the lord"
explains why we haven't seen any new posts from em

....HUH?

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One day I hope to live without a car

"Does that make me crazy"?

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yea that could be a hit....If ya dont get sued
by hanna-barbera....

charles shaw?....that's that discount stuff
at trader joes....huh?....it aint bad...though
I dont really like wine

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Yes one theory...when you have a theory that accounts for and explains a given phenomenon you only need 1.... Here's just ONE bit of empirical data(hard evidence): http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=87 Co2 and Ch4 absorb and store infrared radiation(heat) less sunlight(more heat) can escape back...

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Glenn wrote:Somebody sell some spots dammit!

I dont get it?...are you saying "lets irritate The Mighty
Shloemoe even more about lexus'(es) "....?

or some thing else?

or paraphrasing my agony...

Agony I say!!!!

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The Knack "Oh Tara" like you didn't like this too ion the 70's oh tara oh oh you squeeze my heart and then you let it go ooh tara my oh my i can't help falling no i wouldn't try i can't explain no i don't know how and all my talking means nothing now it only frightens you anyhow you'll nev...

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So today?...I'm scannin the FM band? ..and I heard the same commercial for the lexus automobile?...... ON THREE CONSECUTIVE button pushes jack fm,star 97, kroq....... :evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: so from now on? .... I hate ALL lexus drivers ...hope no jackers drive lexus' cause I'd have...

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Robert!!!! Fuckin A DUDE!!! long time no "see" ya yea man weezer is a bit consistant in their sound. The mighty Shloemoe finds comfort in this- In this new age of crappy music -(IMO)....well, and plus the pop angle?...like kryptonite...pop...Damn Green day!!! my FM antena wire is shorted ...

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yeah

weezer=infectious pop tunes

"pork 'n' beans is getting the full rotation
on kroq

...could probably hear it on their web page

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K?...I'm not the "full on" genius you all think I am around here at jack's...I do have some cultivated tastes though... that probably far outweigh yours... (c'ept fer maybe assholitis :roll: )so when I say that that new single from WEEZER is pretty cool ...well...more on this later .ok I'm...

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No worries Glenn..I'm just goofing as:
The Immigration Nazi!!!!

"Here are your papers back old man..."
be sure to report any strange charactors
to the proper authorities...

...what I can't be darlink?

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Right Glenners??????

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seems the earth is so big that nothing we could do could cause a change in climate...I know....but we see from Ice samples from arctic regions that the CO2 and CH4 levels have jumped since we started burning fossil fuels ...other factors may play in of course...but it's us millions of tons of "...

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s'wot I'm talkin bout....

..let it snow. let it snow. let it snow...

eh?

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some of those satelites carry mini nuclear reactors on board :shock: might be some real concerns there eh? "I just think that there are more pressing things than cow farts and eating meat." perhaps ,but you are being a bit glib methinks... we are starting to see that by the end of this cen...

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sure beats a ground marshmellowing earthquake?

I like it cold

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yea jose it would be better if you
would have just knocked on the
door first and then be LET IN

Now gimme some tacos

...just ask Glenn...he's here legally
....um...right?

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it's all a part of it...we're gonna have to give up the ghost...all of us...one day..... none of us chosed to be here..so..it dont belong to us...we're gonna have to give it back... ...but today it is a beautiful day in the OC! ...well if ya ignore the murders n stuff...huh? peace ya bunch o jackers

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I forgot....ya know?....it's good to be alive!
I dunno who (if anybody) is responsible for
my existance.but I'm glad to be here...

..it's good to be alive

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yeah the charity(panhandlers!)people out front of stores these days make me wana get a scrooge mask and do evil....I always tell em I only use plastic these days. I would love to be acosted by greenpeacers....I'd waste a good half hour of their panhaddlin time for sure....here in the north county we...

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Greenpeace?....I wish I knew what to do
we'll never be in tune wit the planet as long as there
are so many "kings"(everyman a king in democracy?)
I think democracy is going to kill us all...

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Ah!...1983 and the shloe just finished 3YEARS in the youth Authority(yes it was traumatic)...cast away by all my former girl friends I was commited to one girl....not the one I've lamented here in the past... but this one.... http://www.top40db.net/images/Artists/S/Scandal.JPG All I had to do was ge...

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You're talkin about "The" pope?

OOoooooH!....you're gonna get SO
in trouble!

Remember what happends to people
when they say bad things about the pope

Oooooh!

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thing about GW is that the overall energy content of the atmosphere will increase. Some places get hotter some colder...some get both hotter AND colder :cry: heat and drought stronger storms stronger ...and the tall naked monkey can only scratch his head and watch ...well and continue burning fossil...

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Just yet I cannot say ...
for there are things we'll need...
but we should just proceed as if everything is fine.

yet it does come....

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Ah-hahahahahaha

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It is coming....

and it's not Oprah's ass....
that would be the apocalypse.

It is coming....

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Barak Obama's momma looks a lot like
Paul MCcartney....dont she?

I wonder what this means

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It's coming.....

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oh yeah...

dont tell me you dont like the stooges
Chispers...

...something kinda eeewwww bout somebody
what dont like the stooges

somethin kinda "eeewwww" bout iggy...huh?

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Hitler's birthday huh?
that kinda sucks

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420...right?
awesome man!

Ha ha ha ...towelie's wasted....hahahaha!

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"bigger you give
bigger you get
we're boss at denial
but best at forget
cupboard is empty
we really need food
summer is winter
and you always knew"

-it is coming

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When Im lying in my bed at nite I dont wanna grow up Nothing ever seems to turn out right I dont wanna grow up How do you move in a world of fog thats Always changing things Makes wish that I could be a dog When I see the price that you pay I dont wanna grow up I dont ever want to be that way I dont...

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rotter wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jkzWMdt6rgAahahahha...Bloodhound Gang piss!

Dude that's gross!....he should'a saved his
pee cause.....

The roof is on fire

Somebody piss on me?...unless I tell her to

...
their getting eff'ed up!

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rotter wrote:I fuckin hate Elvis..

both Elvis'?

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Butt Sore

Hooray for the old man!!!
I'm a bit sick of the whole
girls gone wild thing...bout
time somebody stood up
and disciplined the little
shit....pissin in public???
I dont think so......
Ka-pow!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!

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You think I'm funny? Elvis "Peace love 'n' understanding" "As I walk through This wicked world Searchin for light in the darkness of insanity. I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, Theres one thing I wanna know...

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There is an inner logic....???? Bad Religion "Inner Logic" automatons with business suits swinging black boxes, sequestering the blueprints of daily life contented, free of care, they rejoice in morning ritual as they file like drone ant colonies to their office in the sky i don't ask ques...

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http://www.alaskatravel.com/photos/princess-cruises2.jpg Yip, it'a a princess cruise too. Kinda ou la la 8) take that stuff in Glenners!...not so much the Princess stuff but the nature stuff.....you will hear and see much ..and the day is here for somebody to speak up..... ...Shloemoe the wise has ...

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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:excelent day here 15º celsius

59F? that's kinda chilly here....It must be weird to have
weather come in from the N Atlantic and mingle with the
Mediterranean air....that's how we have tornados...but
there's no great plains in Spain?...no?

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Yip, Doing green cards & passport renrewal today. Going to Alaska cruise!!! :lol: Might see Josie there. Pass through Canada I think too. Oh that's WAY cool DUDE! ya gotta work in a correspondence report from the ship...they gotta have internet hook ups 'n' stuff? Shloemoe envious :evil:

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rotter wrote:We've had some nice days...59F. I can hardly wait for summer..love the heat

102F in Anaheim Hills...you like that Rotman?

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I like that song they got(Hot Hot Heat) bandages

(elvis voice)
really cool man!
really cool!

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Es demasiado caliente ahora, hora para una siesta

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It isn't even half past April and allready
it's getting towards 100F in so-cal....

Bet it's nice in Canada

Spain?
Scotland?
Alaska?

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!....I'm melting

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New Jersey?....it's a long story......

well ya know what they say...
....New Yorkers n stuff...

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basements?...in your house?
here in so-cal that is quite
quaint or strange........

I always wished I had a basement

ya see?...I could cut up the bodies DOWN THERE

ah...never mind you guys wouldn't understand

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lyrics I wish I'd wrote? U2 "I believe in love" ?God part II? Don't believe the devil - I don't believe his book But the truth is not the same without the lies he made up I don't believe in excess - success is to give I don't believe in riches but you should see where I live I - I believe ...

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"Handle Bars"....
stupid song!

cant get it out of my head
stupid song!
stupid song!
stupid song!

trumpet?/coronet? part is cool though

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That guy's is too right wing, foaming at the mouth,
republican for me

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Glenn wrote:I figure if I can sell 20 million downloads & cd's I can buy my way into Princeton.

Princeton?...but that's in New Jersey

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Ah not the doritos!...now Im hungry.

hey... that's pretty on topic...a star
for the rotman

hungry

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yea mark twain once said "never let schooling stand in the way
of your education".

Me?...Im 3 units from an A.A.....cant fucking pass
eng 100...I'll try again one day...that's the thing
about CC you can always go back. it's still pretty
cheap

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rotter wrote:I've been busy doin' nothin'..

me too

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ok naughty Glenn...hahahahaha..... yea I rekon it's been a spell since I scouted for new music to a listen to.... but I'm thinkin (hoping?) that this shift in the industry might make artists more capable in the production stuff...hell maybe even in the art dept. big media?....be nice if we could a l...

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yea....that's pretty interesting

what's been going on wit yo schoolin?

writing er aranging anything?

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nobody's got nuthin?

nuthin?

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Im reluctant to pass em out cause I dont have
a correct dosage yet...anybody that got em
would be a guinea pig.

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That's funny...I didn't know those words were
from an actual 911 call...hahahaha

but

I will NEVER fuck around with brownies
again...I got SO wasted it made me ill.

I made em way too potent and ate too much.
just the thought of pot makes me ill today

...now I got all these brownies?

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http://images24.fotki.com/v862/photos/1/127099/4844627/brownies2-vi.jpg today I shall disolve 1 oz. of good green into a half cup of butter...then that butter shall I mix into a brownie dough...I shall bake....then consume. As some of you may know this is a very intense method....should I become hy...

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No feelings?
Ha!

lets see if you can resist feeling this

admit it...dont lie....chispers love kitty

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Glenn wrote:Here is a nice video for you Shloe.

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1729.htm

Ordinarily a patriotic

fella such as myself
would be offended to see such disrespect towards
one of our presidents.....but not that one

STAB HIM AGAIN!....and AGAIN.....

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