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MINE LIGHTS UP AND DOESNT AT WEIRD TIMES. I HAVE PROBLEMS TOO... ;-) good Golly Miss Jilly....why back in da hills wez'za all take dem dar a quair a goings on to mean y'all needs a walk behind the woodpile with a young feller what could cure yer hissy fits....Surely ya'll understans ....dont ya?......

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Tarnations Mr. Rotter I sho is glad I dint share my jug 'o' shine ifens
that wat yous been doins wit ya'lls!(Shloemoe thinks to his-self....("That boys about a sandwich er too shy of a picnic".)

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lawdy! lawdy! Miss Jilly! I'v a mind to a'polly gize fer the lickered up words what come out a last night.T'aint right fer a fella to has such a discourse with woman folk. a'specialy one that take such a perdy pichur as ya'll do! ....ifin ya'll dont mind me a saying Miss Jilly....Gosh golly ya'll go...

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Where's schloe and what have you done to him!!!! I want the old schloe back! Shoot!...I tell ya what....ya'll know these idend....iden...inent....identity crises...most usually a run thare curses in a day er too....shucks! t'aint no call fer any vexations mam!....sides Ima cooking some fried chicke...

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well I tell ya what...when that happens to me I checks to see ifin I's logged in proper or i done hit the refresh key...real simple like....shoot!

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Er...uh...jack?....I reckon it's them revenuers agin(G3lom12)
You want I shood fetch my shooting Iron?

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Shoot!...It's that last one that's causing all the trouble then!

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YYYYEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW!!!!! let's hear it fer Jack!
(shloemoe tilts some shine into jack's sassafras)

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Well josh dern Miss Gidge...t'aint no cause fer comoshuns in de hen house!
Always plenty 'o' da wisky...but watch it, it's dubble run so it's extra proofed......boy howdy!!!

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MMMMM ...jr.....so mainstream...and you saw 2002 angels!...were's the magic girlfriend?...were's the magic?....rigged? :D ...that's funy....I could make all kinda sexual overtures, insults, but I know nothing disturbs you like a sports slant! :D you beautiful freak!!! ...I think I could kick your as...

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Maddie wrote:How sweet We're having a few ourselves so a toast to you Shloe.

a whiskey to ya!!! dang it...shoot!

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DIsPervertNurse wrote:Schloe damn you!!!! Now I'm stuck on the Adam Ant Highwayman Pirate thing! FUCKER! Just though you should know!

Well the pirate's always gonna be there.....AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!!!
.ya 'all stand en ya'all deliver now....man!

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Well then....a toast ter rotter 'n' maddie....gosh dern it!!!!

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Maybe if ya's got at least someone yoo's cun trust....aint so fun others
wise!...and lemme tell ya!

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I done noded that maddie done be sumthin.....she gotta tolerat yer
ass!!!

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Dude I suggest you keep all that under your hat...you dont know what
powerful people might do if ya let that secret out!...the words out on you
bro!

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rotter wrote:Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag.

ya really wanna say all that to a drunken hillbilly wit a shotgun 'n'
crazy dog!.....well do ya?

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Well sir ye got yer latherin to do....the shuvin...well....that's yer business
mister....'n' say howdy to the misses wood ya?

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Land sakes rotterman!....A fella gots to behold he's toilet chores!...
...aint yo mamma taught ya no beter?

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Thar ye go...I done changed my aspirations along with my avitar.... I wanna double wide out in tha hills with a septic tank and broadband access with a good dog 'n' a shotgun....geetin vexation 'n' tarnation from all these new fangled city folk!....oh and a nice copper still! ...oh and the new wifey...

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Yea...dem city slickers and day masterbation classes....why when I
wuz a youngin we dint have no masterbation classes....shoot we
humped our pillows at night and we loved it....shoot!

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Ah shoot rotterman...you know thay'res plenty mo where dat come from.
...sides...we can always fire up the still.....you see anyone else come up
the ol shack road today?....I slept a spell....man.

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She's busy polishin' her bubble. :D MMMM-yes...apparently Ms. Sparkles(that's you Jr) is too busy to engage our silly little thread?.... ever since they they routed the highway to pixley,... why folks dont come round here much....pass me that jug Rotter... (rotter stares off down a dusty road while...

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Been to Knott's jail before.....But causing trouble at "the happiest place on earth"...what kind of sickos are you guys? ....actually once on space mountain just as the car was leaving, my friend reached up and pinched the attendents ass....she had the operator stop the car and ran down th...

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Who's....
sugarhill gang
run dmc
grandmasterflash
etc..

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Tiny mouth?....Who'da thunk it?

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paging.....
Ms. Sparkles...
WE have a special client for you!

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Oh how easily we forget....dude me and ac hate each other...he wanted
to hunt me down and kick my ass

....he's a big phoney poseur poo
poo butt!

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Oh I think I've seen the influence of Schiele in a lot of "magazine" art
I've seen....hm...Interesting fellow him.

yea...magazine art.

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there used to be a mermaid at the submarine ride at Disneyland...
but I think they got rid of all that.

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Dr. Shloemoe prepares an injection and says, "Nurse hold him down while I put this in him"...Then the nurse says,...but Doctor that's not his arm...
to which the "good" Dr. replies "that aint my hypodermic needle either!"

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I think that can be arranged....we have a special therapist named
Jilly Sparkles...not only is she graceful on the trapeze, but knowledgeable
with regard to your...um...special condition.

....nurse will you have my receptionist page Ms. Sparkles?

.....sillyness!

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I'd rather not....you're being facitious Mr Rotter....You know what I mean!

Now take the pills Mr. Rotter

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Then why would you wanna live in O.C.?.....it's abnormally "normal".

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OK....Nurse The patient is exhibiting severe pychosis.....We're gonna
need some Thorazine.....Stat!

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reminds me of a song by The Strokes: "Heart In A Cage" Well I don't feel better When I'm fucking around And I don't write better When I'm stuck in the ground So don't teach me a lesson Cause I've already learned Yeah the sun will be shining And my children will burn Oh the heart beats in i...

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Funny....You probably belong in Orange County Rot......and I belong
in a field!

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Shhhhhhhh.....nobody tell Mr Rotter the modern world is the circus....
In his present state of mind I think the knowledge might be too much!

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Who's "tone-loc"?

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I dunno...Im not really familiar with either artist....the Klimt painting
was in the news so I thought it would make a good pic 'o' the day.

...but now that you mention Egon Schiele I'll have to look him/her up.

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Now now Mr. Rotter...It's medication time!...take the pills or we'll have to have nurse Josie give you an injection!...either way the medicine is going to make you better...whether you like it or not.... We know what's best for Mr Rotter Mmuuaaahhahahahah! http://www.what-means.com/encyclopedia/imag...

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who's Jay-z?

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(Shloemoe shmucks the new member away from the group and says...)
"Those guys are a bunch losers...lemme show ya round the shack".

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LATaurus wrote:cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine

(Shloemoe giggles...)

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Are your forums feeling rundown...are you frustated by morons trying to sell perscription drugs at a cost higher than the dope pedler around the corner?....then maybe you should try "Shloehepadine"(Tm) http://whyfiles.org/213steroid/images/pills.jpg For a brighter tomorrow.....And that bri...

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Well here's your steak Jr....medium rare...I hope you dont mind... I couldn't stand for anyone to get food poisoning from anything I cooked. Touche on the: "ps - happy fathers day to single moms too!!" The sub-nuclear family is not right....but ya know...these days the courts favor the mot...

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Fathers day!!!... Hm!...I recall mothers day had jack's swamped with MD posts....Yea well just remember ladies, our sperm has more important DNA than your eggs :D ....besides today....we(the fellas) got STEAK to grill.....now back to yor salads girls :D http://www.cornichon.org/archives/Canlis%20ste...

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Today's pic 'o' the day brings BREAD AND CIRCUS....for you to smile about in your new hybrid automobile that generated tons of entropy to produce and drive....Isn't it a sun shinny day for all the worlds sports fans?...give the people what they want...unless your the man who can! And then you can pl...

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Wait, this is probably better here.

...And one eye to cast out spammers...

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I was gonna clown ya about how you used to have a lot of pics of yourself
at myspace jr....you used ta be a sport bout such things....I wasn't gonna
edit them in ridiculous ways er anything....honest

.....'sides me and rotter get kinda bored.

Pip Pip Cheerio!

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oh!...(shloemoe swoons)...how romantic!

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A pretend gidge pooping on her ex's grave...too gross to leave on.

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I dont get it

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Ah ...dang!...just when I was gonna clown her... The 10,000 pics of her disapeared off myspace....I guess that means she passed the test. ...and one eye to bind them.... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c181/Squeater/eye.jpg http://images.quizilla.com/Q/Queen-Galadriel/1037107950_st-OneRing.jpg :D ...

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Naw...not this time... 'sides...I'm still in my dark place.

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LET"S get him!!!!

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C'mon you dont really still believe in democracy?...do you?

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Deliver us Jack... From the money changers!...and Toyota salesmen!

in honor of CWA's return from Espana...El Greco!!!

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There ya go Obi...cause we know ya like seeing Linsey sucking big dick
dont ya love it...happy birthday!....jeez!... yer one classy chick gidge

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Her Green plastic watering can For her fake chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth. That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans. to get rid of itself. And It Wears Her Out, it wears her out It wears her out, it wears her out. --Radiohead Dont reply...it ruins the art.......

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Funny(weed) ...I got it in my(weed) bathroom too(weed)

...along with(weed) the stooges

(weed)

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Hey Happy Birthday!!!!...I brought a cake!!!...but I think the baker
"Messed" up....I said "SHEET CAKE"!!!!

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oh...hm...then I guess it's pretty cool actually...but not the destruction part....it bothered me cause im kinda in a dark place...but I aint trippin!
I'm tough!

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did ja notice I stole Sir Winston's remarks about the RAF and applied
em to our American Expeditionary Forces...(They're overpaid,oversexed,
and over here)

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Well enough make up and alcohol....like I said the rest washes off...uh...
...I'm sure she has a great personality

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See Rot...you belong here!...dont be thinking crazy like letting your
jack shack subscription expire!

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Gads!....oh well, she aint go no penis(does she?

)...the rest washes off.

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It was kinda grossing me out.

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HHMMMmmm?...maybe it's time to come off the fentanyl Josie?
...a bit dark isn't it?...I know nobody likes an art critic.

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The cops roll up and apprehend some art thieves by the side of the road. The senior officer ask the gangs leader"If you guys are so sophisticated why were you so easy to catch", to which the thief says" We had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. Ahahahahahah!!!!! And now, &quo...

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OK I'll try to quit my Jonsey bashing ...I was feeling rather fascist yesterday and was fatigued by all the goose stepping....I move on then to another area of my consternation...Kitty Juggling!!! Some of us have expressed a dislike of cats(They know who they are!) ... I have below, evidence of an a...

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I wonder if your flowery disposition might have played a role Princess?

Censored!
yea I'm bored too Rotter....dont go no where this is bound to be
a show....but after the drink wears off...I dunno?

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one day I'll have to fix it up for me memoirs..."roman a clef"
is that the right phrase....Library lady?

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Oh dang-it I gotta go to the store...OK..here it is in raw form. There once was a group of boys..oh 11 er 12 years old who were preoccupied with boobies...one day at the library one of the boys (who shall remain nameless) took on a dare to feel the buxom librarians hooters...we lie in wait for her t...

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AAAARRRRRHHHHHH!!! Funny! I was gonna tell ya my adolecent librarian
story but it needs to be put in proper form....it's a bit cheeky

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jr wrote:shloe rebels so that he can ???
hey shloe, why you rebel????
ahahahh

funny guy

Why?...just so I can mam (shloemoe strokes back his greasy hair,
turns and spits on the ground)...just so I can.

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...And anyways JR I wasn't metaphorically "Being" Gregory Peck...
I was being (metaphorically) Captain Ahab looking to destroy all
that is evil in the world(the whale!)(jonsey)...in other words SILLY JILLY I was poking fun at myself!!!! OK

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Ok Senator Benson...thanks for the remind.....wait ...and your no senator Benson either!!!!

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Hmmm...this story is starting to sound familiar.... ...Then it's just me against the whale....(silly huh?) :D Shloemoe: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/ahab.jpg Jonsey http://www.salariya.com/web_books/whaling/homecoming/images/moby_main.jpg ...Nonetheless!... The whale be damned!!!

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Um jr I didn't mean to make this a shloe vs. jr thing or me against anybody thing....it's just something I wanted to spew about.... I'm not asking anybody to not listen or not listen...wait a minute http://www.cobalt.chem.ucalgary.ca/group/IMAGES/Speaker.jpg Yes I am! :D ....anyway I could see why s...

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Why I aught'a!!!!

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Oh and further more!...he's always said it's been just about the money! ...Yeah! can't afford to heat the pool....cause your not an artist!.... your a marketing phenomenome(what?)Punk my ass!...ever feel like you've been swindled?....Long live Johhny Rotten!(and Sidney!) ...had to break my jukebox a...

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CATS R KOOL!!!!...lions and tigers writ small.....let's see tell a tiger that!

huh?......Huh?

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Swear to god as I posted that I thought.."wonder what jr'll say"... jr said: "yeah lowest common denominator... shloe... cheers though You sound like the cranky old man i know you arent" Was one of my theories.....Hey I got Rock 'n' roll sensibillities! and just cuz some "wa...

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You might recall what a rabid Jonsey fan I used to be! Now ...I think the guys a total dick... 5 min into todays show he's saying that rock and roll has pretty much been JUST about sex...then he plays Neil Youngs "Like a Hurricane" ...yea that song is all about sex!...whay a puny little mi...

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Oh I seen Batman and JFK..yeah I know who he is now.

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What's the deal with my brain,why am I so obviously insane?

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Yea..hahaha..."officer there aint no law against "mastErbating"....is there?"

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Ah the noble dog...how the mighty have fallen...(The dog knows it could
dispatch the kitty to heaven...but this might displease the master's
girlfriend)...just felt like adding that.

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ok?....we like you too rot.

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They are...and some days are shlow!

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MK.. Jonsey has gone flippers...he's operating well outside the parameters of good rock 'n' roll sensibility....we need some one to go in and terminate with extreme prejudice!!!! (A disco version of "anarchy")...(he's gone too far!) http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/ApocalypseNowRedux/pix/anx...

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Or heaven forbid discuss literature???

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Yeah it's kinda hard to talk my way outa this one...aint it?
...tell us gidge...you got manual on the floor shifter...huh?

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Rotter?...forget the cheese?...I doubt it!

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where's she been?

Shloehepadine at low prices

No mention of....

BREAD AND CIRCUS

Jilly came to mind

Hey the spammer's online right now

I can orphan thread...oh I can orphan thread!!!

Todays Picture...and joke...

Gidget's Ex came to mind...poor guy

Wow!..things change!

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