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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 10672

Re: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!

Ah those were the days...when rock was
a radio and album kinda thing....video?
what?

Cool video Rottman...takes ya back
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 10672

Re: Death to the led zeppelin!!!infidels!!!!

Hey Akbar!!!

you forgot to mention that also on the 7th day
is:

AC/DC's back in black

Image

I tell ya...I'd rather Bon Scott was in front...

but then...Im an infidel


what'ya gonna do?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Death to the infidels!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 8526

Death to the infidels!!!!

Hm?

Im thinking I might change me username
to Akbar-Ali-MoeHammed.

Image

Huh?

I'm converting...dont want no Jihad er fatwa coming
down on me....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are We Not Men?
Replies: 13
Views: 11075

Re: Are We Not Men?

Image

I feel jihad coming on
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: forum outage
Replies: 26
Views: 19264

Re: forum outage

rotter wrote:Image

WHAT CHOO TALKIN BOUT?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: forum outage
Replies: 26
Views: 19264

Re: forum outage

Alexander Minto Hughes (2 May 1945 - 13 March 1998), better known as Judge Dread, was an English reggae and ska artist. He was the first white recording artist to have a reggae hit in Jamaica, and has the most banned songs of all time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5w8zV9Uoos He died on my birthd...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:21 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: forum outage
Replies: 26
Views: 19264

Re: forum outage

I haven't been drinking as much as I used to. Notice me postins have slacked off...kinda sad...did me best postins when drunk. ...but I still get drunk 2 or 3 times a week Thank the god(s)... Weed?...all the time....but I dont have the urge to shoot me mouth off like I do when drunk :roll: Heh?....n...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: forum outage
Replies: 26
Views: 19264

Re: forum outage

Chevy Chase: And now, as a public service to those of our viewers who have difficulty with their hearing, OR WHO DIDN'T STUDY ENGLISH, I will repeat the top story of the day, aided by the Headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing, Garrett Morris. [ Garrett's face appears in a circle ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It's full of Cars...
Replies: 7
Views: 7076

Re: It's full of Cars...

AH-hahahahahaha....I've finally
raved about an Lp both me and
Chispers like...well "mostly?"

I like "moving in stereo"

shloemoe play guitar now

you?


go away!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It's full of Cars...
Replies: 7
Views: 7076

It's full of Cars...

Tonight 7th Day That 1st Album from The Cars
(you know you liked it)

Image

95.5 KLOS , The 7th day
Rocks greatest Albums


isn't there some story about that girl
on the cover?...hhmm?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Replies: 8
Views: 7791

Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:blasfemy!!!!!
I like this video about Mr Glen :lol: :lol:
Glenn?...what?

Hey where is Glenn these days?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Replies: 8
Views: 7791

Re: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

Simply delicious yes!....
nothing like a little blasphemy
at breakfast time :twisted:

Blasphemer!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?
Replies: 8
Views: 7791

Glazed Ham!...no Chocolate bunnies please?

My 1st experience with "Divinity" happend as a preschooler. Mumsy told me that if I didn't behave in church Jesus would come down off the cross and smite me. It was the first time I'd ever been aware of the bloody man hanging from the wall. It was also the 1st time I recall feeling that th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: forum outage
Replies: 26
Views: 19264

Re: forum outage

Well good job anyways old man !!!!

3cheers fer Jack

pip pip HOORAY!!!
pip pip HOORAY!!!
pip pip HOORAY!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:17 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

But ya know what really sux?

when bands create their own fashion lines

"Fall out boy" teams up with Nordstrom

http://retail.freedomblogging.com/2008/ ... oc-stores/

Wouldn't that normally get you yer ass kicked?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What are you doing Dave?....
Replies: 2
Views: 4797

What are you doing Dave?....

I can't let you do that Dave... http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/hal9000.jpg Today, on behalf of all us Jackers,(if I may?)I would lke to Salute The Passing of our great fellow earthling Arthur C. Clarke. http://www.nndb.com/people/725/000023656/clarke-sm.jpg "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answe...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:52 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It's....
Replies: 9
Views: 8567

rotter wrote:..also on tonite..rotter and Maddie are getting stoned and gonna sip some wine..its our 20th weddin' anniversary today :D
Ah! toast then...

To the Rotman and Maddie!

Congratulations!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: BC Bud
Replies: 10
Views: 9249

chriswasanon wrote:Don't bogart that joint?

CwA
No way!
(Shloemoe hands Chris a reef more akin
to cigar than cigarette)

Yeah It's St Patricks day in the USA.
Everybody's Irish today :roll:

Ya know today? I think I'd rather be Scottish :D

or Canadian eh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: BC Bud
Replies: 10
Views: 9249

Hahahaha!
BUDS!
copious and verdant
blue grey puffs and laughs


....
....
....

what was I saying?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

M'yea...OK...my thinking on that is.... wait...oh yeah.... For most of our history(as human beans :D ) we looked to the medicine man or the shaman. The rock star has infiltrated(and sometimes rightfuly assumed) that/those roles of "pathfinder"/"guide" How corrupt and broken is ou...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It's....
Replies: 9
Views: 8567

It's....

Time for Shloemoe's 7th day cheer!!!! 7th day - 95.5KLOS - playing Rocks greatest albums Tonight: THIN LIZZY - JAILBREAK http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Thin_Lizzy_-_Jailbreak.jpg tasty stuff maynard!!!!...tasty stuff! also on tonight: ELP Black Crowes Supertramp All Heil Shloemoe!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

Ineed!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:26 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

It appears that this incident was the 4th in human toll of night club fires...I doubt the others involved Rock type music.... So it is official...Great White(aside from sucking ass) is the worlds most deadliest Rock band. It's weird...the week before that happend, me and some asshole where involved ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Shloemoe!
Replies: 8
Views: 7819

Ah 45 :roll: .... Good to be here still...winding that clock UP! Thank you guys :D you know whose birthday it is today? 14th? http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/050418_Einstein/050405_einstein_tongue.widec.jpg That would'a been cool to be like his neighbor 'n...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

I spoke funny huh?
(Shloemoe does that :roll: )

I was asking if anyone knew
what was the most people ever
killed at a "rock concert"
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:hahahah!
if Americans can elegir a woman or blackman
I think americans can vote for a man with a eyepatch....in fact I will vote for you........its will be a big progreso
Ah you are too kind Senor!
Be sure to vote early
and vote often


(5 votes for Shloe...gonna need em)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Request fer comments
Replies: 15
Views: 11072

Request fer comments

Do any of you know of any other band that
was complicit in the deaths of more people
that that band "great white" when that club in Mass.
burned down??????

indulge me my morbid interest


what say you?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

Americans would never elect somebody with
an eyepatch....even if you poked out bush's
eyeball.

please do! he aint using it 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Madonna?
Replies: 3
Views: 4762

Madonna?

She rocks? Does anything she do Rock?

Nevertheless...Inducted into the RRHoF?

I think they jumped the shark on this one :roll:

Swindled yet again!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ok I Must be Like "out of it"
Replies: 3
Views: 5417

Ok I Must be Like "out of it"

I cant remember wether it was about 1 or 2 years ago this time the shack(and the "greater" world at large) became Gidgeless....I did absolutley nothing last year So I've no reference :roll: Anyways I'd like to dedicate one to Gidgers! "Jabberjaw" Pain Me and my friends get no res...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: You aint the boss 'o' me!!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 7854

You aint the boss 'o' me!!!!

Tonight 7th day 95.5 KLOS.... "Authority Song" John Melloncamp They like to get you in a compromising position They like to get you there and smille in your face They think, theyre so cute when they got you in that condition Well I think, its a total disgrace Chorus: I fight authority, aut...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:give me your votos and your money imbèciles! next sunday in Spain
:twisted:

Hola Sr. Chispa!!!

I read that you guys just had an opposition leader assassinated?

Wow

and you're having an election Sun.?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

Glenn wrote:What would happen if President hopeful John McCain had a heart attack?
The sympathy vote might sweep him into office
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: ..And a Vespa for Rotter...on the 7th day
Replies: 3
Views: 5062

...Whole time growing up and I never knew
what this Lp was about...C'ept the mod references.

Still...I risked ass beatins to steal this one from
big(asshole!)brother's collection....



Rock is dead.....long live rock!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are We Not Men?
Replies: 13
Views: 11075

I think it sux that we're even talkin bout her What else is new? is there any music out there that still gets ya going? huh?... does the new music suck er what? It's symtomatic....our culture is in decline 21st century ?????hello loinclothes http://www.oddgodpress.com/reillybrown/daily/daily002.jpg ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:53 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are We Not Men?
Replies: 13
Views: 11075

Hey man Paris is way punk now....isn't she dating
that guy from Good Charlette?

She's Hardcore now!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:28 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

RobertKP wrote:It depends, Shloe. Can you get us out of Iraq in less than a hundred years?
Indeed!....besides, those troops will be needed in
the annexation of Canada...part of my "Empire
to peace" program...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: ..And a Vespa for Rotter...on the 7th day
Replies: 3
Views: 5062

..And a Vespa for Rotter...on the 7th day

Well not exactly...a picture of one


Image

Mar 2 7th day 95.5KLOS

Stones and Bon Jovi as well but...


"...He only comes out when I drink my gin..."
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

Glenn wrote:I think McCain is alright.
...Clearly of more substance than Bush.

But I would prefer a more liberal solution.....


Remember to write in The Shloe 1st Tuesday in Nov.
....

Image

Paid for by The Commitee to Elect Shloemoe
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

Don't it?....Come what may who ever wins in Nov will be a
welcome relief from that jack ass....even McCain
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Done Deal Dubyah
Replies: 25
Views: 17604

Done Deal Dubyah

Well it's official....our President says we are not facing recession. http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/ap/835e9385-7c48-4fae-899c-598f3af3fb3b.hmedium.jpg You know what that means? We're already in a recession http://www.wonkette.com/politics/upload/2006/07/werner_klemperer.jpg Yea....it's kinda like th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:44 pm
Forum: On Indie Right Now
Topic: today
Replies: 0
Views: 14921

today

1:30 or 13 and 1/2 bells :roll: Jonsey played Queen's "Shear Heart attack"(?) :D :D :D :D Then he went on and on in his irritating way ...oh and he threaten with a punch to the face. ...that never fails to amuse... Then he played a bunch of commercials (cause he wanted to...) Then he playe...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:47 pm
Forum: On Indie Right Now
Topic: Shloemoe's Jonsey Report
Replies: 0
Views: 7520

Shloemoe's Jonsey Report

Today plugged into the stream,
yes that golden warm glow
that is the Jukebox....


15min left o the show, he played T Rex

wow imagine Jonsey playing T Rex?


good songs 1

crappy songs 3

Shitty songs from the shire?
maybe the 1st half o the show
I missed was better?....Hhmm?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:43 pm
Forum: On Indie Right Now
Topic: strait crap
Replies: 1
Views: 3584

strait crap

that's what jonsey's a playing right now
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

How is a mofo supposed to enjoy his steak now?


...anyways at least the recall will put those
guys out of business


somebody pass the steak sauce
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

rotter wrote:Green tea and weed! :D
No...whiskey(Shloemoe's euphemistic term), and
uh weed.

does that make me a lush?



You wanna fight Assholitis?
..man...I'll...



Silly isn't it?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: NO DEPRESSION MAGAZINE TO CEASE PUBLISHING
Replies: 6
Views: 6991

Hey Jeb?

What now?


Image


you think that rotter fella has a perdy mouth?


what?


I think he does
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What you gonna get with your economic stimulus?
Replies: 4
Views: 5414

rotter wrote:Recession?The sun still rises..thats all that matters to me..

sunrise?....that's it?

what?...are you a rooster now?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: See ya around...losers
Replies: 5
Views: 5778

I'd build a house way out in nowheresville
on solar power, moonshine, and skunk bud



bud




huh?....who'd be ready for societal collapse then




huh?






bud!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ah...the sweet sweet sound of freedom!
Replies: 10
Views: 8396

Lost a B-2 today huh? 1.2 BILLION dolla!

dont ya hate when that happens?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

OK ...tea time



hey ya know what's wrong with the
tamborine?



It needs more cowbell
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

Oh!...fowl oderiferous and murderous plague!

I see that...yea diabetes...terrible thing that
...me mumsy has type II
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:48 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

Murder? It's still AM coffee time in California

Can't we save the murder till tea time?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

weird?

On this day(Feb 22):

1978 - Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen were arrested in New York and charged with drug possession.


Chocolate? ...anyone?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: NO DEPRESSION MAGAZINE TO CEASE PUBLISHING
Replies: 6
Views: 6991

Jeb? What you want now Kaleb! http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hillbilly.jpg how's we gonna git ours' alternative country news fix now? Shut up Kaleb....Im thinking! wow...I never realized the kinda country I like is alternative....hhhmm....a magazine had to die for me to make that associatio...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

Somewhat disturbing to see pre-teens back in the alley cooking brown solubles in a spoon ....eh? or was I the only one drooling over imaginary bubblings of acetic ion infusion Nah! it was their sugar "fix" ...but an illusion to heroin use..on the Simpsons? I'm apalled I wonder If productio...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: D'oh! ...swindled again!
Replies: 18
Views: 12994

D'oh! ...swindled again!

Anybody see The Simpsons Sunday?

They RIPPED off the Sex Pistols... 8)


Funny stuff...Funny Stuff

Is there anybody listening?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What you gonna get with your economic stimulus?
Replies: 4
Views: 5414

Ha-ha I didn't earn a penny of taxable income last year ...betcha they mess up and send me one anyway... what a koo-koo idea anyway...they're just gonna subtract it from any returns you may earn next year..... guess what?....if everybody thinks we're in a recession ...well we ARE in a recession Haha...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: See ya around...losers
Replies: 5
Views: 5778

Yea $5000 a month for 3 hours o work/day.

That's good work
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: See ya around...losers
Replies: 5
Views: 5778

See ya around...losers

It apears ol Shloe has won yet another million dollars USD!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) -------------- Confirmation (F.P.S) DEAR WINNER Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic On-line Sweepstakes organised by the BELGISCHELOTTO BV CORPORATION, the Slide circular award and the Heineken ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ah...the sweet sweet sound of freedom!
Replies: 10
Views: 8396

Wow...cool...at somewhere between 130 and 350
million dollars per unit(depending on how many are
eventually produced) it better be neat.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ah...the sweet sweet sound of freedom!
Replies: 10
Views: 8396

...The only branch to have the F-22 Raptor
...eh Nursey?


I hope that's an f-22...boy will
I look stupid :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: OK...
Replies: 0
Views: 7938

OK...

Is it just me or does Amy Winehouse look like
the devils girlfriend?

Image

I mean all the tatoos?...I think if she ever walked
up to me I'd just hand her my wallet

...dont cut me sister....huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:07 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

Yeah that's pretty cool I guess...as one who has probably smoked too much pot n "stuff" in his life I gotta say that's unusual.... In fact let's paraphrase the words of an old wise chicken to illustrate my "thinkin" on that "I say, there's something STRANGE about a kid who d...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:47 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

oh we're just kiddin ya about the funky flick...
(anybody see the thumb wars movie?..funny!)

No NOW Nursey we wanna focus n drill ya on your
anti drug obssesion :D

...never...not a puff?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

Here's another Star Wars spoof

http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/T ... index.html

Imagine this Freudian twist...how
funny would it be if they used penis's
instead of thumbs to make these spoofs?

I guess hard to watch a 2nd time...huh.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

I think our Fly high girl has been
flying high :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

OK...Bandwidth restored

about the movie....um...
what the hell?...I never
seen that before...kinda
Kooky...marijuana kooky

ya know? 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: How many of you remember this classic....
Replies: 11
Views: 8927

cant load
isp fucking up
bandwidth constricted

Shloemoe pissed!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:06 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh Shloe!
Replies: 2
Views: 4206

AAAAArrrrrrrr!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: You Fools!
Replies: 0
Views: 8061

You Fools!

None of you voted for The Shloe on Super Tuesday!!!!!! FOOLS! I could have given us our own pirate satelite network to play the songs The Shloe Likes!!!! ....and crushed our enemys like so many ants before a torch! So what you'll get in November is (a pretty moderate and intelligent) MacCain, a wome...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Birtday Jaammin maan
Replies: 6
Views: 6731

rotter wrote:I listen to Marley and smoke some bowls...the Specials too,and Yellowman...good times :D

i've only heard that song "Ghost town" by specials



funny how the Brits was influenced by the peeps
in the west INDIES....huh?

MMMM pirate days.....AAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Here's a funny for ya!
Replies: 2
Views: 4370

That's too much...I wonder how long that went on for?

I am not gonna miss that guy.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Birtday Jaammin maan
Replies: 6
Views: 6731

Birtday Jaammin maan

After a 1/2 pint and 4 er 5 reefers 'o da kind bra' I'm inclined to pay a tribute to Bob Marley on his Birthday Mon...(to-Day Mon) http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Bob-Marley-Jump-C.jpg See what kindness and grace? ....thats Mr Bob marley helpin out da Shloe after drinkin too many mon. p...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: jukebox
Replies: 2
Views: 4470

jukebox

stopped by and listened today...bobcat goldthwait. funny...haven't listened to Jonsey in a year (does that make me gay?)...gets on me nerves used to love him(does that....?) CWA and Floratina dont seem to post the transcripts anymore.. what's up with all that? you guys listen to jonsey? and where's ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 10018

What?...you must be the king
of query strings...how'd ya
find that?...."luanne + lucky"?

SIMPSON!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 10018

I kinda wanted to see the pats end with a perfect season, but the upset was probably better bowl. I tell ya what... I was gonna post a pic of "Lucky" from the Fox show "King of the Hill"(cause you know that's Tom Petty doing the voice?)so he could put in his 2 cents but I cant fi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:50 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

yea! I'd like to see that show...I didn't
really like that whole velvet revolver
"experiment" thingy....I duno
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 10018

ah so many more....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Tom Petty is a SELLOUT!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 10018

All the songs he played?
not my favs :roll:

I guess for the super bowl
crowd ya gotta play the baroom
jukebox tunes


I didn't hear no lyric malfuntion.

who's that song about anyway?
some retard girl?

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:17 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: No not Futbol FOOTBALL!....
Replies: 7
Views: 4427

well I'll tell ya something Rotman...lips that touch
nacho cheese covered man-titties will never touch
mine 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: No not Futbol FOOTBALL!....
Replies: 7
Views: 4427

I think that if after we die and the devil customizes our
punishment....my hell will be to be stuck in a sports bar
packed with jocks screeming n yellin on super bowl day
...for eternity :cry: .....anyways Im gonna watch...fun to play
...Patriots are undefeated.....and Tom petty does not suck
man!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: No not Futbol FOOTBALL!....
Replies: 7
Views: 4427

No not Futbol FOOTBALL!....

In America manly men with broad shoudlers and big guns play a game called Football. Tomorrow we're gonna see who's on top. http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/Rex.jpg Im'a gonna watch...not so much for the manly sport of it, but for the halk time show.... http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Compone...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Enjoy or die ROTTEN!
Replies: 4
Views: 2766

Yes. Sublime covers it in an extended....(Ska?)
version which is...well very sublime.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Enjoy or die ROTTEN!
Replies: 4
Views: 2766

Give it to me one time UH! give it to me two times UH UH! Ah! 54-46 That's My Number! Do you believe I would take something with me And give it to the police man? I wouldn't do that, now listen to me one more time I wouldn't do that And if I do that, I would say "sir, put the charge on me"...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A Newer Deal...
Replies: 4
Views: 3078

not a bass player....drummer?.....yea!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A Newer Deal...
Replies: 4
Views: 3078

Lewis Black is a genius!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A Newer Deal...
Replies: 4
Views: 3078

A Newer Deal...

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A man for the 21st Century...competence, Integrity,Vision...

Write in Shloemoe this coming election....

You'll be glad you did :D :twisted: ...ooops
I mean :D


Brought to you by the commitee
to make Shloemoe World dictator
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9746

Cool....yea mostly I'm a big fan o the greeks... cradle of democracy...philosophy...math science ...all that...But the male on male !@#$-&%$@!@# eh?....no!....lets not tell the rottman about that stuff ....he might discover he likes that too.... http://www.fightingarts.com/content01/graphics/pan...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9746

feta is goat cheese
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9746

MMMMM...so long as there's no goat cheese


....there isn't any goat cheese?...is there Josie?
cause ya know what happends when I eat goat cheese?


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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

I was rebuked by a whole music forum!!!

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Imbeciles!!!!


(Vote For Shloemoe!)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

Glenn wrote:You seem to forget that the most important bands of the 00's didn't sell any records, received no airplay & where turned down by every major label.

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Ah!....The court duly notes one exception....

Je suis la révolution
(Vote 4 Shloemoe)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

I liked two princes :lol: ....You think they overplayed Sublime?....I played that cd over and over and over trying to learn guitar parts ....over and over..... and over ....and over..... Counting Crows?...no? 16 stone?....over and over.... No!.. in the complete analysis(Shloe's)....90's music TOWERS...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

rotter wrote:I like all of those bands except Pearl Jam..I hate Pearl
Jam. :x
Even "Yellow Ledbetter"????

Jeez man!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

Ya know one band from the 80's I like is
B-52's

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That chick is HOT BTW

Your living in your own private Idaho
Your living in your own private Idaho
Your living in your own private Idaho
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9374

I only whack-it in the shower now
..there's no spy cam in there!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9374

...don't piss off the canadians! :lol: Well I got Maddie to post anyways :shock: score one for the Shloe 8) oh yeah... and how did I go from saying the only thing you got that I would be jealous of is a Maddie to saying Maddie is trash? trying to get my ass kicked? I guess what they say about ALL C...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9374

Um...yeah...um
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:43 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....
Replies: 20
Views: 13725

All Hail Shloemoe's Tribute To....

Some 90's music...fuck what a list...so mine here will be hardly exhaustive.... http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS753~Stone-Temple-Pilots-Rolling-Stone-no-753-February-1997-Posters.jpg http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS684~Soundgarden-Rolling-Stone-no-684-June-1...