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shloemoe

one of Dave Navarro's friends eh?

Ya know what I need is a pic of a gay monkey or one in drag....
anybody got one?......I have my reasons!

shloemoe

I haven't done any of my elaborate wierdo posts here at jack's huh?

It's been viewed 10 times and nobody but jr replied?

Remember when I mixed up Jonsey fung shway(sp?)

sillyness!!!

Good 'ol Jr...what a sport!

shloemoe

gidgetgoestohell wrote:

2nd time around for that too....you trying to say something?

shloemoe

Ok that's the second time I heard "fenternyl"....See! burned out dope
fiends can still count!

shloemoe

Waking up before everybody else(at the virtual Shack) gives shloemoe certain privleges. :D 1st to use the virtual restroom...a big plus if you've ever had to go after rotter....and jr seems to take forever in there...what does she do in there anyways? Gets to eat the last bowl of virtual Fruit Loops...

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Who ya guys talking about? Michebel?(with sparkles)

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What a liar!!! Mama-son swore not to give out my baby pics!!!!.....'Sides it's s-h-l-o-e not "Schole" Joise

shloemoe

Hahaha....sick!

,but funny....more likely though by then girls already know all the secrets to lifes little mysterys than boys...

shloemoe

Of course ya didn't!....it's physiologicaly impossible!....and If there's any exceptions to the rule...I dont wanna know about it...(jealous I guess)but something tells me Gidge has the pics. just by chance I found this looking for something else(I was looking for a gay monkey pic....dont ask)....I...

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C'ept in emergencys!!!

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yeah rot I know what a gooch is

shloemoe

EEeewww!!!...alright rot it's been fun...gotta get some things done
....smell ya later!

shloemoe

Na...cant really associate pain with pleasure....but I seen that show
on Mtv where that guy shoved a toy car up his and had to go to the
hospital.....you could see it in the X-ray

shloemoe

Of course ya didn't!....it's physiologicaly impossible!....and If there's any
exceptions to the rule...I dont wanna know about it...(jealous I guess)but something tells me Gidge has the pics.

shloemoe

What guy wouldn't???

shloemoe

I was wondering when you'd notice that.

shloemoe

Fuck right now? I'm straight.......straight celibate....Bi-sexual?...crap
I'm tri-sexual....I'll try any kinda sex!!!!!!!

shloemoe

That kinda thing by itself dont make ya gay...yea it makes ya weird, but technically speaking ya gotta slob on the knob, or take or take the salami on down the hersey highway to qualify....Now what a guy ang a chick do in the privacy of their mutually consenting relationship is strickly hetro...madd...

shloemoe

Hey take it as a compliment Rot....If it bothers ya...well maybe there's
something there...."Not that there's anything wrong with that"

shloemoe

Sorry Obi...kinda twisted yer thread.....

shloemoe

C'mon Rot you know you like it!

shloemoe

Ha-ha!...I made Rotter blush!......K'mere ya big homophobe and give Shloe a Kissy-Poo!!!!!

shloemoe

yeah rot that would be SO cool....least I know I'd have one FrEaK watching

shloemoe

(Shloemoe looks around suspiciously and closes his bearshare client)
I would never PiRaTe Mp3Z!!!......(Mr. Bojangles!)

shloemoe

Also born on this day was Bill (Mr. Bojangles) Robinson.... http://www.440.com/twtd/0525.gif Mr. Bojangles ( Nitty Gritty Dirt Band ) I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants, the old soft shoe He jumped so high, he jumped so hig...

shloemoe

Kitties are funny!!!!

shloemoe

Yeah...first couple minutes I thought it was a joke....thought something bad was gonna happen to the chick....that wouldn't be cool...cool cam!

shloemoe

July Cleaver wrote:http://www.linuxshowcase.com/Humor/PICKUPYOURTOYS.mpeg

What happens when bob is not properly put away...

...And just when the grandparents walk in

shloemoe

No no ...tell Gidge that...I value my eyesight!

shloemoe

What is this world coming to?????

shloemoe

I know huh?....I'm thinkin bout a "Shloemoe's pic 'o' the day"

....bandwidth...what's bandwidth?

shloemoe

Hey Mr. Zimmerman play a song for us(cause it's your birthday

)...in the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you

...he's a dj now on satelite radio.

shloemoe

My booze and smokes been disapearing....cat's been staying out all night
.....I should'a known.

wanted to use my photobucket account...

shloemoe

Hey ...what's not to love baby?

now that I got a photobucket account I'll probably never need it.

shloemoe

Oh!...photobucket...that's how you guys....oh
Genius simply genius!

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shloemoe

I dont mind packin fudge all day!....long as it's with a perdy girl

shloemoe

Sparkles are gay...

...I felt left out....does that make me gay?

shloemoe

I wish to protest the unpatriotic tone of the last couple posts ...There's a war on man!...for Gods...sake...further it's....it's...well it's just unpatriotic is all!!!...I'm closing down this thread...move along...move along! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg

shloemoe

Ok!... Shloemoe Zee Great can sink of nussing to add here. C'ept maybe

shloemoe

Oh wait I do snore...well you know what I mean!

shloemoe

OMG...well to each his own...I know those artists had some influence
on a lot of people...but come on they rock like I snore!!!!!!

....Besides you guys are Canadian....your vote doesn't count

shloemoe

I hate it when Jonsey trys to hob-knob with who he sees as the
upper crust of entertainment...who's gives a shit about paul anka?
...c'ept Rotter

.....and who can figure him out?

shloemoe

Ah!...now I can relate!

shloemoe

"Yea it's so important to learn how to read sheet music"----talking to
a pistol....what the fuck?....shut that mealy mouthed poofter up!

shloemoe

Well said Rot....I have to agree!....C'ept maybe about the piss stuff.

shloemoe

OK :shock: Sir Rot ladies and gentlemen.....let's give it up!!!! (Queen Victoria's birthday ya know.....Methinks Rot needs to work less so he can practice drinking....Shloemoe's opinion) :D K here's some more, Paul Anka.....Total Bore or not a bore? Half way through the rebroadcast.....OMFG!!! we're...

shloemoe

Scooby Doo....where are you?

shloemoe

You already do plenty of bedazzling my little duck(though your posts
lately have been a little lackluster)

...I know...THE VAN?

Tandem?...Shloemoe Ze Great shares zee spotlight wheez no one

....The van?......

shloemoe

(shloe in fawltering upper crust accent)Well said Sir Rot...Indeed
well said.

shloemoe

(shloe in upper crust accent)Ah spendid Idea Sir Rotter...And I shall
play The Kinks "Victoria" as I toast The Great Monarch this evening
after tea...spendid!! Simply smashing old man!!! Simply smashing!

The queen!!!

shloemoe

Eh?...now I forgot where I was going with all this...sorry?

ja guys notice Gidge didn't post any results?....Shloemoe:OUT!

shloemoe

(Hidden on the catwalk above the lights,shloemoe dressed in leotard and too-too, cuts a fraying rope for the trapeze and mutters...)"Im always being upstaged by that %$#@!.... I'll fix her this time!!!!MUUAAAHHAAA!" dont worry jackers there's always a saftey net for the humurous! ..besides...

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count my drunkin uncool ass out!....dont like H.R....Issues wit that! should I elaborate in a less drunken stupor?...I dunno...ga'head judge me!!!!....beeen there!!!but I mean this all in a good way!!! many happy faces!!!.....ect.....ect.... (This reply occured on one of shloemoe's drinking nights.....

shloemoe

I might......buy me and my 14 year old some drinks?(I get her drinks by the way!)....(previous agreeement!)WWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

shloemoe

I knew this would go somewhere!!!!!
wait for it....wait for it....wait

two others wait for it!!!!!

shloemoe

I thought you'd like that....

shloemoe

Gooch was born the day after Joey Ramone?

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Hey Ass...can I call ya "Ass"(Kidding!) :D ....You realize though that your score is a C....I think a guy playing the guitar in his avatar could do better than that!!!! :D ...getting a C is probably an indication that you are pretty cool! ...thought I'd throw that in cause I dont think wea...

shloemoe

96% people are cooler than me!....Damn and I try SO hard

http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php

give it a try...cant do any worse than me

shloemoe

Cause I'm Special!!!

shloemoe

Lucky Gooch!!!
http://www.joeyramone.com/bday2006_flyer.html

shloemoe

Huh?......Freak runs in the blood!!!!what can I say?(circus music with kaliope!)

shloemoe

Yeah what assholitis said!...who'da thunk it back it the 70's....damn near half the world loves ya joey!.....Happy birthday!!!...ah nostalgia!....think I'm gonna puke!!!!

(mean that in a good way!)

shloemoe

Oh crap...I'm not trying to subtract from the "angels halos" of women
in general who've had historectomys...oh crap how does a horney
middle aged man recover from talking crap about a woman with a historectomy?..im a...now ya see why ol' shloe's celibate.....

shloemoe

how nice that gidge ribbed somebody else for a change!!!!Remember (shloemoe assumes that everyone else has a memory like his)the chick I talked about with the historectomy?......how can I convert this into comedy?(she spys on me with vindictiveness in her mind).... cirque de soleil!(which is funny!)...

shloemoe

just laying down the footings fer comedy mam....let's not read more inta
it

shloemoe

OK...I think everybodys shocked into silence over jr's
love fer TWO FOOT COCK....lets keep the ball rolling
...uh....yeah...mini series....that's funny jr

shloemoe

So what's little?....looks like his shirt is a good SIX or SEVEN inches
away from his body....dont make rehash my penis size thing again.

The midget's wank is porportionately like 2 feet long....they say size
does matter though....you ladies down for a TWO FOOT WANK

....cool name for a band huh?

shloemoe

yeah I couldn't come up with nuthin either...2 days 'o' silence
then this?...oh well...can only get better from here!

let the clairon(er however you spell it) of comedy go out across
the realm and call the faithful to the alter of hork!

....least I got another pic for me collection!

shloemoe

ViVA La rEvoLuCion!!!!!!

La cervesa mas fina!!!!

Me perro tiene polkas!!!!

ViVa Chispa!!!!!!

shloemoe

Rotter's the sensitive poet type...hahahaha....that's ok dude we know
your not gay.....na that's cool(poems)I always get frustrated and chuck
the stuff...when alls it probably needs is a good re-write.

.....That's good too Chispa....jajajajaja....VIVA!

shloemoe

oh yeah I forgot!....you write poems...My brain runs a high loss filter on a lot of stuff...(you'd never know it by the undescriminated spewing I do )didn't absorb your stuff last time I saw it....maybe if you feel like it I could get another read?....I remember the chicks liked it...whatt'ya got to...

shloemoe

this term "vogan" I am not familiar with...can you describingly
let me be informed of it's origin and usage

seriously

shloemoe

hm the sports section here just got a little more interesting...then more
interesting....then a whole lot more interesting...then hm not so much interesting....I ma go have a cigarette now.

Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round!

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Ahahahahaha...hilarious!

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Party on Chispa!...VivA!

shloemoe

oh must I explain everything!...the dog race is part of a very sophisticated
parallel thread connection!

yeah I like the tumbling ga-hoiking sha-machla too.

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Jaggy....no...I refer you to the above post were I clown with chispa about how we're "jumping off" here....put in the english,"yea chispa we're getting off like nasty monkeys at a dog race"...at babel-fish to get a Spanish phrase....but when you take the Spanish string and conver...

shloemoe

Hey I posted in the "jock" shack!

shloemoe

¡el chispa iba yep como monos repugnantes en una raza del perro!

shloemoe

Oh quit it!....I may behave like a SUPER-GENIUS(cause I am one)
but I never claimed to be a know it all!

shloemoe

Oh man!!!!....why didn't I see that?....I wrote the book on mastERbation!
That's funny!!!

shloemoe

I betcha one day machine\idiot systems that generate that garble-dee-gook will be the missing concept(s) in the development of Artifical Intelligence....But not very much!

pyrophosphate melodious ponchartrain pussy (Peter Stone)

I like that one

...hot singing Pussy from New Orleans!

shloemoe

You may already know this but the only way to "fully" protect your system from compromise is to disconnect it from the network...you dont have to DL anything to be "infected"...just going to a website CAN start an intrusion.....That's why I keep my plans for world domination with...

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OK since Im celibate like a priest I absolve you of your sins child... ....you haven't posted any discusting fat guys fondling their man titties and blowing kisses......have you?....cause then....then...oh nevermind... ....the markers weren't sharpies were they?....cause that's a mortal sin! oh and ...

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Yeah July rescue this thread...(my tv went out...my tv went out

)
Tell us how ya been a bad girl

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What Rot said!!!

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Wha?....the pic is a vicarious attempt to get even for the horrors :D you've posted :D ...not something you can deflect....defer.... ...oh man you went like mushy huh? :shock: (my tv went out!...My tv went out!) Oh forget it!.....nevermind! I guess I should'a used a sick ass image?Jeez! :x ..at leas...

shloemoe

Mother's Day is over!!!!
You've been a bad girl Gidge

damn I had this edited funny like, but I couldn't get it to display
from my web-server???????????oh well somebody needed some
disipline!!!

shloemoe

When us fellas wear em they're called KILTS...MKAY.....keeps a guy
unencumbered...for...uh...battle 'n' stuff....Right Chris?

shloemoe

...love in the springtime....Ah the smell of it

shloemoe

No ima big fan 'o' breast fondling...damn your rules....I saw that u just
posted over there again....I had to hit "control-end" to skip to bottom
oh gidge...c-ya later... naptime

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And I'm a little chunky these days...so that's an afront on another
level as well....I know..better get on that diet fat boy!!!...but first a nap
to try to "reset" my optical ganglia....I can still see it!...could you imagine
walking in on that?...dammit I just did!

shloemoe

Ok You've just shut down that other thread for me....ew!

...yeah happy mother's day gidge

shloemoe

What goes on between a man and his man-titties should be kept
private......God thats sick.....where do you get this stuff..oh
god that image is burned in my mind....I need some cartoons
er something.....I dont even wanna hit the submit button cause
it might flash that image again.

shloemoe

Just covered that in a notha thread...get with...uh...Ms. Gidge

shloemoe

(Shloemoe dressed in a toga standing under a banner that reads,
"SUPER-GENIUS"...Turns to look out at the readers and says....)

Methinks I see a pattern developing here!

Happy Motha's Day Bitches!!!!!!

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SILLYS!!!or is it SILLIES!!!...anyway SUPER-GENIUS!

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Now dog diggly damn it....I just seen jr pop in.....then pop out wif-out a comment....MMMMMhhhhh...how dare....(shloemoe always like her ...uh intelligent input) so im not that smart... i take it as a compliment... look at what happened to the ONE person who claimed she was a genius.. she gone dats...

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