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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9224

I have some..and red wine too!Sucks to be Shloemoe :lol: what ev!...just got some superCALIfragilistic-expea-aliDOHtious! delivered to the house....yeah it is expensive...but then again it's for the Shloe....woe is me 8) mmmm rainy night in So-Cal...herb...whiskey ...music...teasing the rotman........
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

Screw you guys I'm going home!


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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

rotter wrote:I think Dave Navarro could kick your fuckin fat ass...but then I'd kick Dave Navarros' ass for kicking your fuckin fat ass.I win! 8)

Good lookin out homeboy!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

yea the roast chicken is done Ima let it repose in the oven while i get snockered...then grilled asparagus seasoned with garlic and stuff...gravy ...baked potato...with texas toast... MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! So you see Glenn...your glutony is nothing compared to the MIGHTY SHLOE...For I am the Big Fat Ass!...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

Glenn wrote:Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, New Order, Talk Talk, The Cult, Janes Addiction & The list goes on.
the cult...ok
smiths ok

janes addiction...isn't that dave navarro?
I'd like to kick that guys ass!...seriously :evil:

the rest?....hmp!

where's the list go?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9224

I'm out of pot right now

Damn!!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Foxboro Hot Tubs
Replies: 9
Views: 5318

Todays "King of the Hilll" re-run features a cameo
of green day playing paintballing punks who up
Hank and his gang....till the end when the old farts
get even
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

indeed!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

The prosecution rests
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:yessss eggplant! my last discover
uhhhmmmm pollo always magnifico.
hey Schloe we can eat together! without music
no music?

hey man I like a lot of the bands you like
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

I have a berenjena to eat tonight :lol: Eggplant? Ya.. know I've never even tasted it. http://mural.uv.es/lureto/Berenjena.jpg doesn't look yummy....I will have to try it someday. Tonight I roast a chicken!!! http://chowtimes.com/photos/jan2006/IMG_2421_edited-1.jpg MMMMM Pollo Magnifico!!!! 69 cen...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:44 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

80's?

Madonna?
Michel Jackson?
Flock of seagulls?
Culture Club?
Bananarama?
PHIL FRIGGIN COLLINS?
Huey Lewis and the news?

...OK...I have to stop before
I puke
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

I really liked Men at Work.

those guys were really accomplished
musicians...a bright light in the dull gleamings
we call the 80's
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:00 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!
Replies: 16
Views: 7557

Oh no!
there goes Tokyo
Go Go Godzilla

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Foxboro Hot Tubs
Replies: 9
Views: 5318

know what Billie Joe would say to that? "F.O.D." sample I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say I'm taking pleasure in the doubts I've passed to you So listen up as you bite thisssss... You're just... a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Big fat pig
Replies: 21
Views: 9597

MMMM....I got salsbury steak in the crockpot now
....you can bet that after me "tea" i'll have a couple
servings o that!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

Emperor strikes out again?....I like it
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Everything's on fire
Replies: 18
Views: 8082

Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Foxboro Hot Tubs
Replies: 9
Views: 5318

Hahaha...funny!...I didn't know GD did that
...will have to check that out...

just as Koko love kitty...

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...Shloemoe
love Green Day.

just like that
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:43 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ya know?....
Replies: 5
Views: 3199

Why do I strike a funny pose everytime
I fart real loud?

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I dont know?...I suppose it's why other
men have climbed everest...it's why artist's
paint....It just adds a certain cache and
asthetic to an otherwise mundane gesture.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ya know?....
Replies: 5
Views: 3199

Ya know?....

...Lately I dont feel I been getting the respect I deserve around here...lemme remind you all: http://www.brainpowerlearning.com/bully.jpg ...that I can strait kick all your asses!!!! why?....because I'm better than all of you! anyone wanna step up? (now the Gidgers is gone!) ...huh? dont forget who...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Trip out!....
Replies: 3
Views: 2511

Trip out!....

Swear to god...today I'm listening to The Clash's Fuck I forget the name o the song..... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Clash_21051980_12_800.jpg but I swear I heard The Bay City Rollers influence...do you think that's possible? http://www.viscountentertainment.co.uk/Photos/Bay%2...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!
Replies: 16
Views: 7557

I remember back when I did speed....I used to get really angry all the time...over nuthin http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/586309/2/istockphoto_586309_angry_bull_vector.jpg I feel much better now...all warm n fuzzy all over http://www.nigrin.de/uploads/pics/74476.jpg :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:11 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!
Replies: 16
Views: 7557

My name is legion...for we are many!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!
Replies: 16
Views: 7557

rotter wrote:Fuck Van Halen!
indeed!...but it makes my point

You needn't suck up to chispers so much
rotman...he already likes you...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!
Replies: 16
Views: 7557

Confesions of THE MIGHTY SHLOE!

I have always loved music. Motzart, Beethoven, Bach, Beatles, who, yes...even pistols. http://library.sjsd.net/Images/music%20conductor.gif Hey that looks like Jonsey with a batton? ...anyways...If my postings have strayed too far from the purported confinments of this forum...then I say to thee: Fu...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9224

The Spanish are so passionate!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: nothing lasts forever....?
Replies: 21
Views: 9224

nothing lasts forever....?

Even as The Mighty Shloe screems out in refutation... http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/screem.jpg The Shackers fall by the wayside.... Our forum is dying...there are but 4 or 5 of us now ...and now even the Spainyard is contemptious!! for what it's worth...the Shloe will remain at his ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look ye ....
Replies: 6
Views: 3017

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what?....
Replies: 10
Views: 4607

The stink on tv is more horrid than MY stink... :lol:I say destroy tv..destroy the internet..destroy!Destroy it all bitch! :twisted: I wipe my ass with your pillow Shloe! Be so good as to keep that one out of the laundry ol'man. My affinity for fecal matter is not as pronouced as yours... Again wha...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what?....
Replies: 10
Views: 4607

rotter wrote:I shit on my tv..
ya know they make a plumbing device
for that...takes the poo away..yea!..so...you
dont have to smell it fester on your TV
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look ye ....
Replies: 6
Views: 3017

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:trash

I think Chispers is grumpy...

what is it old man you can tell us? :evil:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wish....
Replies: 4
Views: 2631

I wish....

I was Britany's friend so I could talk some
sense into her....Well then get her drunk
and !@#$ the shit out of her.....


Britany Shloemoe wants to be your friend!!!!



Is that so wrong?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what else?...
Replies: 3
Views: 2409

Know what else?...

One band you can always count on to
produce something you can listen to?
(at least until "they" over play it on the radio)
(and we all know who the "they are)



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Chilli peppers!

I defy you to deny!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what?....
Replies: 10
Views: 4607

rotter wrote:Who does that remind you of? :)
C'mon...the eyes , the hair?....Jr!

The E-insurence girl is Jr!

Either way they're hot!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what?....
Replies: 10
Views: 4607

rotter wrote:You just wanna fuck her cartoon ass and blow your cartoon load over her cartoon tits with your cartoon dick! :P

"yea baby"!!!!!!


you know who that reminds me of?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The antithesis of punk
Replies: 2
Views: 3114

The antithesis of punk

In the time before the meltdown...before the de-evolution of pop rock, there was produced an album that has to be the most un-punk recording of all time. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Pretzel_Logic_album.jpg Tonight torture your ears....if they've been naughty 7th day....95.5 KLOS al...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Know what?....
Replies: 10
Views: 4607

Know what?....

This girl is HOT!!!!!

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.I mean the look....the moves.....Damn!!!

Makes ya wanna buy car insurance huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Look ye ....
Replies: 6
Views: 3017

Look ye ....

Look ye upon my works and despair.
For all is vanity and vexation of spirit!

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So I guess....


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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The man cancelled it Holmes!!!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 3316

"Folsom Prison Blues"...as reworked by the fellas at FSP.

I hear that train o coming,
Coming round the bend.
I hope it's full of women,
cause I'm tired o fucking men

Cause I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
...etc
...There's a lot o versions
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Breaking News!!! The Fleiss can't tune their guitars.
Replies: 11
Views: 5389

Robots will be man's undoing. This is how it starts. Today they tune our guitars. Tomorrow they take over the world! It is freaky to think about huh?....but concsciousness(sp?) for machines? my human arogance tells me that's impossible 8) ...and besides what could they invent to make machines think...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The man cancelled it Holmes!!!!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 3316

The man cancelled it Holmes!!!!!!

Put your shoes on and be alert! the shit's going down!!!! They canceled the Johnny Cash tribute concert at Folsom State Prison!!!!! http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/eastgatefolsom1.jpg Ol Shloe told ya bout his Folsom days..huh? 'course I did.... :roll: How fucked up to tell a bunch of...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Breaking News!!! The Fleiss can't tune their guitars.
Replies: 11
Views: 5389

ya know what would be really cool is a guitar that you feed audio in and get fret finger positioning and "bridge" position...kinda lika ....(fuck what are those fingering files on the web?)...but on your guitar MAN!!!!!!!! huh?....Shloemoe Hendrix!!!!!!! Oh Yeah! "Tab files" that...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Breaking News!!! The Fleiss can't tune their guitars.
Replies: 11
Views: 5389

I read about those...I guess it would be cool
to switch between alternate tunings......$$$$
I think I can manage without for standard
tunings
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

it wouldn't print!!!!!!!


now I dont even remember what I was gonna say!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

hahaha! yeah its easy to lost faith, I dont believe in any sistem maybe I need a new dictator controlled by a machine( Im so bored of human race) :lol: ehhhh what film is the pic? The pic is from a classic British comedy show I'm sure you'll remember when you click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:37 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

hahaha! yeah its easy to lost faith, I dont believe in any sistem maybe I need a new dictator controlled by a machine( Im so bored of human race) :lol: ehhhh what film is the pic? The pic is from a classic British comedy show I'm sure you'll remember when you click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

hahaha! yeah its easy to lost faith, I dont believe in any sistem maybe I need a new dictator controlled by a machine( Im so bored of human race) :lol: ehhhh what film is the pic? The pic is from a classic British comedy show I'm sure you'll remember when you click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:28 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Ever feel down and out of it????
Replies: 1
Views: 1751

Ever feel down and out of it????

Just be glad this guy dont try to pop into
your hospital room with a camera crew...

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Can u belive that shit?....somebody beat that guy with
something hard!!!

our culture is fading into the black
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What if...
Replies: 2
Views: 2062

What if...

...Our money lost value the longer we held onto it?
...it would be cumbersome no?....you'd wanna give
it away

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Indigenious American with some copper $$$$

Can i give you some money?....I have too much!!!


makes the Shloe wonder..... 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

DOWN yes, and the iglesia catòlica española too because these days they want to kill the democrazy with a new inquisiciòn.......I hate these motherfuckers ............ I've lost my faith in American Democracy. but then I'm not too keen on.... The Spanish Inquisition either http://marioemario.ilcann...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Before there was punk...
Replies: 12
Views: 5734

"Now Ziggy played guitar..."

No?

There was a kegger party band in my neighborhood
whem I was a kid (BJ's Band)...they used to cover
"ziggy stardust" at partys...the singer Vincent?
sounded just like bowie...they rocked....wonder what
happend to em?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:long live comunismo :wink:
Down with Franco!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

Yea communism...it's too bad we cant be motivated by brotherhood, cooperation, and sharing huh? but maybe after capitolism destroys most of the planet there will be enough left to start over with a new plan...a new future? Brought to you by the commitee to make Shloemoe Earth's Grand citizen ...For ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:21 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Before there was punk...
Replies: 12
Views: 5734

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:51 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

Wha?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Before there was punk...
Replies: 12
Views: 5734

Agh-Hahahahahaha!...just as I thought!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Your ways are old...old man!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 6846

Your ways are old...old man!!!!

Mid seventys....Bowie on network T.V. "1984"...I'm like 11?...locked in combat with Pops about the "New Music"....we watched the video....(pops was big on Nixon) :roll: I thought he was gonna hit me...but we listened to the whole thing together...Ah! Thanks be to George Orwell ht...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Before there was punk...
Replies: 12
Views: 5734

rotter wrote:I wore eyeliner once... :lol:
That aint no confesion...you wanna hear a confesion?
(did Shloemoe hear Tom shout yes?)

I stood in front of a full length mirror with nothing
on but me sistas night gown and a bass guitar!!!

MMMMMM....Silky!!!!!1

you aint shit Rotman
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:16 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Before there was punk...
Replies: 12
Views: 5734

Before there was punk...

...there was Glam. Relive your secret desire to wear stockings and heels (Rotter) when The 7th day plays: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Diamond_dogs.jpg also on tonight: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/LedZeppelinLedZeppelinalbumcover.jpg ..and a couple others lp's I do...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is a public service message from the desk of SHLOE...
Replies: 7
Views: 4303

Smoke FRESH!!!!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is a public service message from the desk of SHLOE...
Replies: 7
Views: 4303

This is a public service message from the desk of SHLOE...

There is much giggle surrounding this topic I wish to address. So below is a graphic I'm sure when viewed in serious regard we could all benifit from....(especially the rotman) http://missionimpossibleinfertile.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/supposit.gif This has been another public service anouncement...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 4
Views: 3247

...So I'm out googling images o polar bears
to send nursey a happy new years?....

and this guy popped up....

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oh that effing busts me up...I gotta get that for
me avatar

Happy new Years ya bastards!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:17 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 2008 - The year of the Rat!
Replies: 13
Views: 7422

Ima have to mail it back to blockbuster...
or get a real dvd player :evil:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:20 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 2008 - The year of the Rat!
Replies: 13
Views: 7422

ok...that cat lady might be the kwaziest :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dicky
Replies: 4
Views: 5766

Ya know?...I've only heard that one MM Bosstones song they played on the radio "Knock on wood" I liked it...never listened to indie in the morning though :shock: I wonder if that would get me a look at Gidges' purse? MMMMM Gidge!!!! http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/homer-droo...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 2008 - The year of the Rat!
Replies: 13
Views: 7422

Pussy Kats is da kwaziest peoples!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pssst...hey you...
Replies: 5
Views: 3644

I get a lump o coal every year...doesn't
everybody? :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 2008 - The year of the Rat!
Replies: 13
Views: 7422

Twilight zone music:

Do-do-do-do........do-do-do-do.... 8)


feeling a bit swindled though...movie keeps
crashing :evil:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 2008 - The year of the Rat!
Replies: 13
Views: 7422

That's funny I have that in my dvd drive right now.

dvd player keeps crashing though...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pssst...hey you...
Replies: 5
Views: 3644

Pssst...hey you...

Yea you....come 'ere I wanna tell ya something. It's down here | | V No!...down here! | | V I just wanna remind you well... It's kinda funny Santa Claus? He Well I'll just come right out with it Santa's not rEal!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: X-mas Kiwi style
Replies: 5
Views: 3861

X-mas Kiwi style

Ok we've all had our doubts about Glenn and his New Zealander sensabilties, but now here's proof that Kiwi's R Krazy.... http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/12/23/asia/AS-ODD-New-Zealand-Santa-Rampage.php Huh?...Now that's the spirit!!!! http://images.quizilla.com/T/TH/THE/TheBestPsychoEver/11670045...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Father Christmas......
Replies: 3
Views: 2914

Father Christmas......

"Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys. We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread so don't make us annoyed" http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_kinks.jpg I Hate Christmas! Kinks r Cool Though.... Merry Christmas Ya'bastards!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:35 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Rotter!
Replies: 12
Views: 6374

Sounds like they stole some mandolins
and beat from Simon and Garfunkel...WTF?

I could be wrong?
I could be right?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

Carmen Meranda huh?
Hahahahahaha!

hahahahah....ahhhh shit
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

rotter wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:No...you are!
NO..YOU ARE!You shove a bowl of fruit up your ass and piss grapes. :lol: Pansy ass mofo..
No You Do!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:14 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

No...you are!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I wonder if....
Replies: 1
Views: 1768

I wonder if....

Chris made it to the Led Zeppelin show...?
Way on down south
way on down south in London town

I say!.. Should they ever come to
the LA area?...the Shloe would try
to go 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

where we at?....oh yeah ...Rotter thinks
it's funny that I'm double fruity... :roll:

well yes..uh, that's a tough one to deflect.
How about...I know you are, but what Am I???
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

I just noticed that that was a double rainbow.
So I think that cancels out the gay part 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: From Shloemoe's backyard...
Replies: 17
Views: 7216

From Shloemoe's backyard...

I was thinking bout killing the whole human race
when all of a sudden this rainbow apeared....
funny how that happends...

Image

see the kestral on the left tele pole?


Ah!...isn't life wonderful?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Acoustic Christmas
Replies: 3
Views: 2897

Shloemoe will be there in swadlling clothes singing Little Drummer Boy..Pa rrrrrrrrum bumbum bum..ahhahahahhaha :lol: Swaddling clothes?....I bet they use terry cloth for that nowadays? MMMMMMm....terry cloth. Be that as it may I've just received word that BR released a new video for "New Dark...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Babies gone wild...w/pic
Replies: 2
Views: 1927

Ya know the recent slaughter in Omaha happend on
the anniversery of the Montreal thing....creepy eh?


these things are increasing huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pineapple anyone?
Replies: 2
Views: 2025

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I recovered after seeing the sex pistols
I need time to comeback to fuck real life...thank you mate
never rain in Elche.
oh...you mean the rain in Spain
falls mainly on the plain?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:31 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Babies gone wild...w/pic
Replies: 2
Views: 1927

Babies gone wild...w/pic

Image

Crazy?...aint it?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pineapple anyone?
Replies: 2
Views: 2025

Pineapple anyone?

A rain event is developing for Friday thru mon. The tropical jet stream is setting up what looks like a pineapple express...you know?.. storms hitch a ride up from Hawaii. Been a long time since such a pattern....I'm tingling with anticipation... ....1861-62?...it rain for almost 4 weeks with only t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

Maddie wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
Maddie wrote:I think Shloemoe needs to lick a "frozen pole".Hahahaha! :lol:
Dear Diary:
The strangest thing this morning, a chick showed
up at the shack...at least I think she was a chick.
She kept wanting her frozen pole licked?

...anyways

Hi Maddie :D
Hi Shloe :wink:
:oops:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rock's best lp's....IT'S....
Replies: 5
Views: 3181

Fuck em' up baby.. :D "Cant we all just get along?"...(you heard Rodney King just got sprayed with shotgun blast?) Why ya gotta team up on the Shloe? Do I need to be "Fucked up?"..(outside o what'I do to meself?) ...anyways...I'm sure I can take you 2 Canadians... ...after all ....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:50 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

rotter wrote:ImageShe wants you for dessert Shloemoe.Aahahaha!Is that Miche? :?
I bet she has a great personality :wink:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rock's best lp's....IT'S....
Replies: 5
Views: 3181

rotter wrote:...On the 8th day Rotter destroyed everything that came before..

Yes...on that imaginary day(imaginary cause there's ONLY
7 days in a week :roll: )...Rotter thought he destroyed all
that came before...but the Shloe got there first...saved it :twisted:


Ahahahahahahaha!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

rotter wrote:His tongue would stick to a metal pole if it was minus celcius...did I say a pole?..I meant "MY" pole..ahahhahahahahahaha! :lol:
Bisexual?...Nope. I'm tri-sexual.
I'll try any kind o sex.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:00 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

Shloemoe needs a snowball shoved up his ass.. :D I think Shloemoe needs to lick a "frozen pole".Hahahaha! :lol: Dear Diary: The strangest thing this morning, a chick showed up at the shack...at least I think she was a chick. She kept wanting her frozen pole licked? ...anyways Hi Maddie :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rock's best lp's....IT'S....
Replies: 5
Views: 3181

Rock's best lp's....IT'S....

7th Day.... 1st: The Dooors..."L.A. Woman"... Nobody can deny, well maybe Rotter and Chispers can, that that aint an ifluential and groundbreaking piece. 2nd: Pink Floyd..."The Wall" Love it...Hate it...(I think December will be "Why Shloemoe both hates and loves Pink Floyd&...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

rotter wrote:Shloemoe needs a snowball shoved up his ass.. :D
I wouldn't call it a need. In fact, I think I'll do quite
well without.

...a snowball up the ass that is...

I relinquish those strange pleasures to you Rotman...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:40 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

Huh?.....What does the Shloe know
about winter? :roll:

Thermometer outside says 41F....
BBBRRRrrrrrrrrr :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:57 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

And it's not even winter yet...Sounds like your
ready...R U ready ?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Was that a seizure?????
Replies: 0
Views: 5299

Was that a seizure?????

Swear to god..just heard "Girls just wanna have fun"
by Cindi Lauper.....I enjoyed it...Fuck man....did I just
have a seizure?

Image


Shit that was good....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Winters grip.....w/ pic
Replies: 17
Views: 7181

Winters grip.....w/ pic

Today felt like autum in So-Cal ...didn't it? Makes me mind hearken back to the days of yor.. when winter was a challenge..and the fat guys fared the well.... Pieter Bruegel..."Return of the Hunters" ..see they didn't get nuthin...no meat today! http://www.uic.edu/depts/ahaa/classes/ah111/...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sunshine go away today...
Replies: 0
Views: 5435

Sunshine go away today...

Cause it's time for some Mo%$#@!@& RAIN!

Yeah!

Image


Dont like the rain?...well go aspirate a cheetah's fallus!

:D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:18 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Mental Health....
Replies: 1
Views: 1922

Mental Health....

1st metal lp to hit #1....

Yes...back in the 80's I loved Quiet Riot.

Seems so comically lame now....

Image


Kevin Dubrow 52
:cry: