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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:03 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Oh yeah!..The Shloe is puttin one on today!
Replies: 7
Views: 3548

Oh yeah!..The Shloe is puttin one on today!

I aint drank a pint in a while :wink: ...So keep in mind that my views do not nessesarliy reflect the views of our host Jack...though i think they do. Today my virtual friends I want to vent my frustration about christians. :shock: ...yes...those people who have pretty much shaped the basic outline ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....
Replies: 16
Views: 6778

This just in to The Shloemoe news desk....

Child actor Gary Coleman was recently cited for throwing a tantrum in an arguement with his GIRLFRIEND? http://www.brianbaumley.com/Gary%20Coleman%20Sign.jpg I pay money to see that...then again?...maybe I'd just wanna see what kind a woman would date this dude(I should talk :roll: ) ..no I'd like t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8194

C'mon!...doesn't Mr Beezley look like he just heard something that makes no sense?....He's the grammar kitty...he...oh nevermind!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10070

I dont get it :? ...I would be hesitant to buy something called
punk japanese noodles...I dont think i'd wanna eat anything
with punk on the label
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: PETA is a failure
Replies: 4
Views: 2838

There's a great deal of philosophical thought going on in that picture... -Socio-economics...to what degree do we tolerate the filthy rich? -bio-genetical-ethics...Should we mess with mother nature and create freak dogs? -psycho-crimminal...some nut shot John Lennon,Martin Luther King, JFK....why ca...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10070

obiwankobe wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Boobieblog.com....Hahahaha!...shit where do you
find this stuff? :lol:
google images...
Oh...Oh Yeah...hahahaha.... boobbie blog...hahaha
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:36 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY....
Replies: 14
Views: 6383

This day in HISTORY....

Remember this crap.... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Mtvmoon.png 26 years ago MTV came out on cable...I kinda thought is was cool but oh so repetitive....huh?...what I did like was Alternative Nation with Kennedy... http://www.drudge.com/1999/19990719.gif that was a cool show....most...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:51 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8194

rotter wrote:I wonder if Jr has three nips?...fuck...that would hard draggin three guys hangin off em.
Rot that doesn't even make grammatical sense...

Image

See?...now you've done it...you've irked Mr. Beezley
the grammar cat!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:27 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10070

Boobieblog.com....Hahahaha!...shit where do you
find this stuff? :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Democratic Party Debate
Replies: 12
Views: 5779

Rotter?...ah maybe...but I think the flying dwarf
is really the little guy controling Rot's brain... :lol:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:15 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?
Replies: 10
Views: 4932

Heavy is the great anvil of comedy..or is it karma?

Today I shopped at a supermarket about 7 miles from home. When I was checking out there was a dime in the auto-change tray....I told the cashier "finders keepers". when I got home I realized I must have forgot a 4 dollar steak at the checkout!....I aint driving the 7 miles again.... STUPID...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My last spain´heroe
Replies: 5
Views: 3043

LIBERTAD PARA EL SOLITARIO!!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My last spain´heroe
Replies: 5
Views: 3043

Yea Americans love their desparados too...though
most dont admit it...most of em dont get away for
14 years though...especially after killing cops...

...I dont think Mr. Solitario's gonna be too happy
in the future Chispa :( ...prison SUCKS!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Superfluous nipples....
Replies: 20
Views: 8194

Superfluous nipples....

Lilly Allen...she got one...making a total of 3 ...ya seen the clip from brit tv?...she showed everyone...on tv?...I love that one song they play the video of on them "music" channels she's pretty...but 3 nips...wow :? http://www.bonnaroo.com/images/photos/artists/lily-allen/Lilly-Allen-bi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another secret from the Shloe....dont tell...ok?
Replies: 9
Views: 5099

Don't know enough about Yosef Islam to comment but Cat Stevens was great! Awesome albums like Tea for the Tillerman, Teaser & the Firecat, Buddha & the Chocolate Box. Some people don't know that he also wrote "the First Cut Is The Deepest" because he didn't release his version of ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 7th day report?
Replies: 3
Views: 2567

7th day report?

Actually didn't listen but i hear it was: Allman brothers-goodstuff traveling wulburys-more good stuff grateful dead-suck hard, I'd rather lick dead mouse butt Rolling stone-EVERYBODY likes the stones ..and there ya have it ya folks This has been another 7th day report from the Shloe (keepin it real...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:47 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 8
Views: 5039

jr wrote:HES SEXY... ok, maybe not timberlake sexy...
but i like it
1408 was most excellent... all cusack for 2 hours...
nice
oh yeah 1408, stephen king, scary?....scary stuff
like scares the shloe...but sometimes I'm brave
....Wha...what was that?...anyways :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Attention shoppers!
Replies: 1
Views: 1720

Attention shoppers!

The Shloe spent Saturday night listening to Neil Youngs "Be The Rain"...about 200 times...maybe corney? maybe not?...politics?...social contiousness? ...I dunno?...listen to it!!!....D,B flat,F,C,D over and over again!..get your p2p client up.. be the rain!!!!! Sup Glenners?...I seen you.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: YEA!!!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1990

YEA!!!!!

Jr posted!!!!...all I wanted to say....
YEAH!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:29 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: For Kevin
Replies: 8
Views: 5039

J. Cusak?..abs?...HE just released something?
I r'member that flick ...was it "better off dead"?

ah classic..."I want my two dollars"...ah precious
few from 80's....good stuff!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Democratic Party Debate
Replies: 12
Views: 5779

hilary for prez obama vice bill clinton for anything he wants in the cabinet bush in jail cheney in hell woo hoo that was great its only gonna get better too it cant get worse Yea!...we're due for some enlightented leadership ...or else?.....and I've said this before......we're !@$##%$%$%@#$%@$%!@#...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another secret from the Shloe....dont tell...ok?
Replies: 9
Views: 5099

jr wrote:i like cat stevens
honestly i had a poster of the guy on my wall as a kid
tea for the tillerman
and he was a FOX
still nice looking
love his voice

shloe
you got it goin on
Sounds like he's less a threat!
...let's all get on the peace train...
Rotter's already there...
(see other thread) :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What is cool?
Replies: 4
Views: 2845

Re: What is cool?

When everybody is a gansta rebel convict looking copy cat cool..what's the real cool gonna be? http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2526/JesseJames_Micks_3194445_400.jpg This guy?...I dont think so...he's studied the subject much too much I declare this day "Jesse James HAS a big dick day" not...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: In the Suburbs,The ghetto suburbs the Shloemoe sleeps tonite
Replies: 1
Views: 1780

In the Suburbs,The ghetto suburbs the Shloemoe sleeps tonite

Amazing how not having car insurance can make ya cream yer pants when a cop pulls up behind ya. NO MORE! http://www.thecityofmonterey.com/insurance/monterey-california-insurance-eastwood-insurance.gif Should'a could'a Eastwood'a I'll sleep a little better at night 8) ...Now If only I could do someth...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:49 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Opinions
Replies: 24
Views: 10070

<html>COOL!</html>

cool pics too!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Optical Illusion
Replies: 7
Views: 4023

Yeah those are both cool...but ya know what illusion miffs me?....them hidden pictures in a matrix of dots ever seen em?...popular in the 90's...I've NEVER been to see any image in them....does that make me a tard? I can't see those either Hah. Same here! It aggravates me to no end. Actually, someo...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:59 pm
Forum: Concerts/Events
Topic: Cure Pre-Sale
Replies: 2
Views: 4155

Yeah I like The Cure Too...not so much back in da day...
hard to accept a guy in drag like make-up...but now
Im not so judgemental....still a little mental though :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Optical Illusion
Replies: 7
Views: 4023

Yeah those are both cool...but ya know what illusion
miffs me?....them hidden pictures in a matrix of dots

ever seen em?...popular in the 90's...I've NEVER been
to see any image in them....does that make me a tard?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Optical Illusion
Replies: 7
Views: 4023

so...deep within us all there's a french vanilla tramp?

COOL!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What is cool?
Replies: 4
Views: 2845

What is cool?

When everybody is a gansta rebel convict looking copy cat cool..what's the real cool gonna be? http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2526/JesseJames_Micks_3194445_400.jpg This guy?...I dont think so...he's studied the subject much too much I declare this day "Jesse James is a big dick day" not s...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:17 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Monkey Brains....Shocking photo
Replies: 6
Views: 3742

Hot Fuzz is coming to DVD very soon. If you missed it in the theater, rent it. It both satirizes & pays homage to over-the-top mindless violence in the movies at the same time. Plus it's a damn funny film with the stars of Shaun of the Dead & a bunch of old English character actors. Funny I...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Monkey Brains....Shocking photo
Replies: 6
Views: 3742

Nowadays the ol Rotman just be chillin huh? http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/monkeydo.jpg That's cool peace monkey...Im hip... But ya know that movie "Natural Born Killers"?...man.... monkey!...that really sucked!....I can see the attempt at artistry...but jeez what a sticker...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Monkey Brains....Shocking photo
Replies: 6
Views: 3742

Monkey Brains....Shocking photo

Tonight I watched "Goodfellas" and "The Sopranos" , later Ima watch "Natural Born Killers"... I'm not a fan of violence per se (seen plenty to last a lifetime)...but It got me a wondering :? We are transfixed by it...the Romans did it..what makes us like that?...sports ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:51 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9788

I kid ...I kid about the bags...I spent a lot o time
lugging book bags around...never had the presence
of mind to pack aspirin though...anyways...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for old times sake
Replies: 16
Views: 8004

Ya know?...I been fuckin up lately...starting to get that feelin of impending doom :? ...ya think a natural shade of light brown could help?.... ..or maybe quit the riff raff scene...dunno? think maybe I'll re-adjust me thinkin..focus on the basics again...thank ya Lindsay!..."Saved by Lohan&qu...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for old times sake
Replies: 16
Views: 8004

she's gonna do some time man!!!....hope she
keeps it together better n Paris...cause in any
event we're gonna have front row seats...and
I prefer not to see trains wreck :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9788

Imagine having to carry a bag around all the
time!......Girls are silly :P
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Democratic Party Debate
Replies: 12
Views: 5779

Re: Democratic Party Debate

Anyone watch it last night? ...and the winning ticket is... Hilary is a shoe in for prez. Obama - vice prez The rest don't stand a chance in hell. Republicans go Aug 17th I beleive. dang!...didn't watch...can't bear to look heard the talkin heads say it was "inovative" though...but they g...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for old times sake
Replies: 16
Views: 8004

Sounds like Lindsay's ability to see has also
been restricted...see todays headlines 7-24.

Not a very smart girl...eh?
tisk tisk tisk...etc...etc..etc
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: rotter...
Replies: 14
Views: 7197

MMMmmmm!!!.....JR......
Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: And just how long has it been?....
Replies: 7
Views: 3728

Cool?...tits?....what?...I thought I'd get the guff.
i'll have to post some pink floyd stuff....that aughta
get you punkers riled :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:17 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: rotter...
Replies: 14
Views: 7197

rotter wrote:Lets all pull out our peckers! :D
Rotter you cant play here if your gonna be
gay about it.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: And just how long has it been?....
Replies: 7
Views: 3728

And just how long has it been?....

Since The Shloe posted his 7th day report?....last weekend I got fucked up on the unmetionables...so no report.... 8) But this Sunday on LA's classic Rock station 95.5 KLOS they got a good line-up...for those of us who like rock history....Rocks greatest albums...how come indie dont gotta show like ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9788

rotter wrote:ImageI'd wear these...does that make me shloemoesexual?
Oh well...I was gonna comment but....nevermind....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:26 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9788

Oh yeah the shoes....forgot about the shoes....
no I like shoes like that....on women...yeah
that's what I meant to say.... 8)


...no no no no....dont take em off..... 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Useful Reference Site
Replies: 24
Views: 11529

We miss you bob goochioni!....wait...even that sounds
gay...ok....we miss you goochers!!!!!...why has thou
forsaken us....it smells funny in here now!....
and the chairs are sticky!....AAAAHHHHH!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: for the women
Replies: 19
Views: 9788

Hey!....I like all of those things!....

Does that make me gay?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: rotter...
Replies: 14
Views: 7197

hey sexy tan line though :shock:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Useful Reference Site
Replies: 24
Views: 11529

kinda like the kettle calling the pot black....EH?

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:44 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Is nothing sacred?
Replies: 16
Views: 7650

obiwankobe wrote:I heard they are going to re-do "Flash Dance"
No!...not flashdance.... :roll:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Is nothing sacred?
Replies: 16
Views: 7650

Popeye will be censured because he smoke they allready re-did Popeye back in the 80's with Robin Williams....before all the politically correct assholes started censuring everything....but this Underdog thing...doesn't even look like him...the voice is all wrong....it's just not right...it's just n...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Is nothing sacred?
Replies: 16
Views: 7650

Is nothing sacred?

Of all the hollywood remakes we must endure, why
do they have to alter the memory of one America's
,no the worlds, all time perrenial heroes?

Image

I dont know If I can take this..stay out of the Carl's
Jr's people
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:17 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I'm uncle Sam
Replies: 5
Views: 3282

I'm uncle Sam

...That's who I am....no that's not me, but my neighbor perhaps...4th o july every house in my whole hood had a little American flag flying on it....well and a little business card of one of my "neighbors" advertising his real estate business...I just wanna say the realators are the scum o...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It goes on sale today....
Replies: 8
Views: 4227

The Shloe has rocks in his shoes from that road less travelled...hopeful has poison ivy on his nuts too from pissing about in that much travelled bush. :P yeah im all about what is popular :roll: (sometimes the rotman PISSES off the Shloe) oh!..what i wouldn't give to have a drink with the rotter i...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's man talk...no girls allowed
Replies: 1
Views: 1653

Shloe's man talk...no girls allowed

I mean what do woman know about eating meat? ...well besides all that..... Today I made beef jerky for the first time.... damn good shit.....I had no idea it was so easy to make....how else would early man perserve his hunting kills?...huh?...kinda make me feel connected to native peoples....guess m...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 20
Views: 8965

If you are going to try a stunt like that, you have to be prepared to stick with it. You gotta sell it. You can't break down & admit that you just want out of jury duty. Geesh, you gotta make everybody in that court room hate you so much that they can't wait to get you outta the room. That's th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It goes on sale today....
Replies: 8
Views: 4227

I guess the ol Shloe's gotta stay on that road
less traveled..yep the Shloe abides....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 20
Views: 8965

The jury dodger sounds like an honest guy only liars say they dont lie... I bet if you were a gay black defendant in a case before that court you'd be glad he had the gumption to speak up...who wants to be on a jury?.....I always get those summons about every two years....Im a convicted felon ...So ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: It goes on sale today....
Replies: 8
Views: 4227

It goes on sale today....

What's that you ask? The new Bad Religion release...of course! listened to a few measures at: http://www.myspace.com/badreligion On first "glance" nothing really stood out for me, but it all had that BR sound the Shloe really likes...b'sides they always have them Thought provocking lyrics....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:25 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RM of front page of TIME mag...hmmm to close for comfort
Replies: 10
Views: 4851

Glenn wrote:I beleive that they are using my song as a strategic compass to guide newscorp through some terbulant waters.

:lol:

Mind you, not to long ago I thought I was Jesus.
..and then came Shloe...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:27 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12732

Glenn wrote:I supose we dhould not dis the guy who invented the Internet.

:o
...and I understand was instrumental in developing the process
to keep alive the heads of celebrities into 31st century.

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:24 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12732

All those fuckin "themed" concert festivals are bullshit.I certainly don't need some cocksucking celebrity telling me what I have to do to save the planet.You know they are getting paid and thats all they give a real shit about. I dont doubt their sincerity(unlike the hopelesly cynical Ro...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:18 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12732

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:We must to kill Al Gore
yeah if he win for president he do the same war like Bush
No...If Gore'd been elected(hey he was..what the?)
there'd have been no war in Iraq...

Democrats?...Semi evil 8)
Republicans?....PURE EVIL!!!! :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: There's a red house over yonder...
Replies: 4
Views: 2998

VH1 has been running a 40th anniversary documentary about the Monterey Pop festival. Pete Townsend talking about how he & the Who were sick & tired of having to follow Hendix in England & refused to follow him again at Monterey. They flipped a coin & Jimi lost. The Who went on first...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: RM of front page of TIME mag...hmmm to close for comfort
Replies: 10
Views: 4851

I dont read too much "Time"...have to check it
out next time at the dentist's office...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: There's a red house over yonder...
Replies: 4
Views: 2998

Ever since that time I ate a load of mushrooms, fell asleep between the speakers whilst my mate slapped Are you experienced? on the deck and I saw all these - now forbidden - psychedelic colours and waterfalls in my head man, I've lurrrrved Hendrix. I've never heard "surf music" like that...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12732

chriswasanon wrote:You're off again Shloe with that Napoleon complex.

CwA
Yes...it's kind of my "thing"
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: There's a red house over yonder...
Replies: 4
Views: 2998

There's a red house over yonder...

Jimi?.....huh?....Sumtin kinda eeekkk bout folk what dont like Jimi hendrix. http://www.stromgitarren.net/mccartney/Jimi_Hendrix_02.jpg "S'all right I'll just play my guitar...." good stuff on the 7th day tonight... Hendrix, Steeley Dan(not so much), Grand Funk Railroad Yes they were an Am...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:34 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

my 7-7-07 lottery results:
bet $16 dolla
won $16 dolla

Hm...neutral luck?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

I stole a david bowie cassette when I was 17.Had to go to court and all that and got off with a warning.I never stole anything again.I remember the guy next to me in the prisoners box had a cool tattoo...it said.."i love pussy"...ahhahahaha :lol: You stole one thing and got caught?...haha...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:45 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Another secret from the Shloe....dont tell...ok?
Replies: 9
Views: 5099

Another secret from the Shloe....dont tell...ok?

Shloemoe loves Yosef Islam...also known as Cat Stevens ..does that make me a terrorist? http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d57/b_gardenia/celebs/Yusuf_Islam_aka_Cat_Stevens.jpg or does that make me gay?..no matter...I'm ready to light ya up on this one...unless Jr wants to fight.... (She kinda intimi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Machismo in Pamplona...with a pic...ouch!
Replies: 6
Views: 3341

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... _paint.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>
Hooray El Toro!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Machismo in Pamplona...with a pic...ouch!
Replies: 6
Views: 3341

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ChispaFilthyLucre/VARIOS/peta2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> Now that's the kinda ass I like...not like G.W...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12732

LIVE EARTH!!!!!....

:roll: ..yeah a bunch of rich people are gonna touch the souls of humanity and lead us away from global warming :roll: Awareness?...who hasn't heard of it and its reality? what a fucking joke!....it's(the problem) more at the core of it all!...that is to say that our very nature prescribes ecologica...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Machismo in Pamplona...with a pic...ouch!
Replies: 6
Views: 3341

Machismo in Pamplona...with a pic...ouch!

Chispa?..you've nothing to prove here my friend!
...but you may want to see a proctologist :D

Chispa and his "Horny friend"

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Hahahaha...is al jest amigo!!!!...Hahahahaha!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

What have you stole? I see that after you erased what you earlier agreed with(in a funny way) You now ask such a non funny question?...your kinda funny too Rotman! I think Ive shared the fact that in my life at times I've not been a very good person...a better question might be "what haven't I...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

rotter wrote:Yeah...but you won and you played with the houses' money.Total sweetness...probably bought some other shit too,right?I won $800 in the slots once..fuckin bliss...it was like being rich! :D
yeah winning is almost as fun as stealing 8)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:58 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

rotter wrote:I had a dream you won the lottery and spent the entire winnings on lottery tickets. :lol:
re-call last year? won $420 one day then $500 two days later?
..probably spent that much already this year :roll:

House always wins....but i think I will go buy a couple ticks
before tonights lock-out
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: 070707
Replies: 11
Views: 4782

13 is my lucky number...maybe today I should go buy
lottery tickets with 13,31,3,26,39 in em...huh?,,play both
sides of a STUPID superstition :D

bout time somebody posted sumthin!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Some people might like this....
Replies: 2
Views: 2366

Yes it is a jolly day here :roll: . All my neighbors(who couldn't care less about American history) will be in the street, drunk, and in possesion of very loud and dangerous explosives. How base and droll are the common folk! How I wish I could pass this day in my "chateux" in the moutains...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:31 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Shloe's anti-rotter-defamation Jr appreciation thread
Replies: 3
Views: 2552

Shloe's anti-rotter-defamation Jr appreciation thread

Ah!...those eyes...what good are words?

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Pic of Jrs' ass*viewer discretion advised*
Replies: 18
Views: 7928

Re: Pic of Jrs' ass*viewer discretion advised*

http://www.thecryptmag.com/Online/32/Images/fat_ass.jpg This is a great pic of Jrs' ass getting a midnite snack.Someone should tell Jrs' ass there is NO cock in that fridge! :lol: Oh yeah Jr's gonna like that :roll: Wait I think I got a pic of the Rotman: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/the_m...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Insult me!
Replies: 15
Views: 7017

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:56 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Primate De-evolution...
Replies: 9
Views: 4638

I must have missed something
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Insult me!
Replies: 15
Views: 7017

Did I miss something :?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Primate De-evolution...
Replies: 9
Views: 4638

Primate De-evolution...

First there were monkeys....then there was man, ...Then there were MONKEES!!!!!!!!!! Just about the time Rod Stewarts cover of "twisting" weened me off of the Osmonds I spent Saturday mornings laughing n dancing with Monkees http://www.catheroo.com/images/photos/monkees.jpg How bout you?.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:32 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fishing is Dangerous
Replies: 23
Views: 9447

That was good. I found this one after it...is pretty trippy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFi9UEXQaSY&NR=1 Too bad they weren't pirranah.. :lol: He'd be screamin' like a lil' girl..you know;like Shloemoe! :lol: FUCK YOU ROTTER!!!! http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/18/23/23132318.j...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fishing is Dangerous
Replies: 23
Views: 9447

rotter wrote:A good 12 gauge will fix em! :D
yes...lets add tons of copper, lead and gunpowder
ash to our waterways...and hey lets accidently blow
off a few limbs while we're at it ..shotguns n boats
YEAH!...add some whiskey and the Shloe's down!
...are you sure your from Canada Rotman?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Soccer is cool...
Replies: 3
Views: 2776

fotball?...I know no fotball....
...but base-a-ball been bery bery good to chico!

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Fishing is Dangerous
Replies: 23
Views: 9447

Actually the introduction of asian jumping carp
to mid-western waters is an ecological nightmare
they are taking over ...they get huge and eat
everything...surley we will all be punished one
day
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:29 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: DOG BEACH IS THREATENED WITH CLOSURE!
Replies: 8
Views: 4307

My dog used to have a blast there....tennis balls in the surf...lots of doggy ass to sniff....I think that's what doggy heaven must be like....kinda makes me wish I was a dog.... As I understand it the conroversy is over that organiztion selling stuff in the parking lot on the bluffs over the beach....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:54 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: So a priest, a rabbi, and a jew walked into the....
Replies: 1
Views: 2003

So a priest, a rabbi, and a jew walked into the....

Deathouse to see the exicution of Patrick Knight. http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070626/070625_knight_vsm_1p.vsmall.jpg He was gonna say a joke for his last words but at the last minute he didn't. what's funny bout peace love n understanding ...huh? more at: http://www.msnbc.ms...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:55 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: June 26th
Replies: 6
Views: 3670

Shloe's gonna cook up Chris his famous "sheet cake" and put HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! on it with a "special" frosting... I was just gonna start that B-day topic Chris... I only got like 3 HB's on my b-day ...cause that's when Gidget had gone :cry: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j7...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Think you'd remember this guy .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5480

rotter wrote:Did you fart and have it implode your brain?Hooray for bimbos! :D
oh yeah I forgot which brain rotter uses

the little one in his Dick

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bimbo shmimbo
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:05 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This is music to march to....
Replies: 6
Views: 3940

Re: This is music to march to....

Glenn wrote:Image
never heard em.....Have to pirate some
quite a write up on Wiki.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:02 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: What ever happened to...
Replies: 1
Views: 2016

So sad.... when angels deserve to die
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:59 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Think you'd remember this guy .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5480

rotter wrote:...and whats wrong with bimbos? :?
what's wrong with an autonomous penis?
...a dick with a little brain?...searching
for a vacuous vigina...ah true love!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:57 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Think you'd remember this guy .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5480

What a stupid lookin cunt... :lol: they were taking him to Dr in chains and he grabbed the guards gun n killed him.. caught him in an Arby's in Utah ...White Pride man! :roll: ...they use firing squad Utah for death penalty ...guy probably has a bullseye tatoo'd over his heart I finally got around ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Think you'd remember this guy .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5480

Glenn wrote:He kinda reminds me of a suicde girl, but not as lame.

I wonder what he would look like in stockings & a dress?
that guys a monster...these chicks is just a bimbos

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Think you'd remember this guy .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5480

rotter wrote:What a stupid lookin cunt... :lol:
they were taking him to Dr in chains and he
grabbed the guards gun n killed him.. caught
him in an Arby's in Utah

...White Pride man! :roll:
...they use firing squad Utah for death penalty
...guy probably has a bullseye tatoo'd over his heart