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by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Do I.....
Replies: 6
Views: 3244

Do I.....

Masturbate too much?...ya know...the more I learn about our species...well my gender in particular....I think that the shit(you know what shit I mean) is designed to squirt everyday. Since I aint got it like that...well I try to compensate when I bath n shower...I try to egaculate everyday is that t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Islay malt in auction
Replies: 6
Views: 3782

Yes yes(in presumptuous Jonsey speak)I've heard that glass is impervious to gasious exchange.... Blandoch?...have yet to taste....I find that when a soul seeks inebriation low cost is the way to go :roll: ..though I've had some aged Scotch before...but I find your tongue(English?) a bit difficult so...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: War with Canada?
Replies: 4
Views: 3117

War with Canada?

Perhaps you've read that global warming has opened up "The Northwest passage"?(google it!) Funny thing is that the major contention between our respective "leaders" is wether that would be a passage thru international waters or internal Canadian waters...can you fucking imagine.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Nike unveils shoe just for American Indians
Replies: 15
Views: 7474

Oh Yea! I can see the distinct difference in foot shape: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/injun_joe_and_pole_horse.jpg Kinda like my feet.... Actually dem zapatas look pretty cool! http://www.withleather.com//ul/3963-unsilentwillbefirstinline.jpg Kiwi's?(chinese gooseberries?) actually...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Did anyone watch?
Replies: 15
Views: 6800

13 year olds?...virgins?....where? :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The colors of autum...PIC!
Replies: 0
Views: 5681

The colors of autum...PIC!

The colors of autum...Sitting in me garage looking out at the soon to be Oct. scene at sunset...I was moved to find a pic to post to express my feelings.(I do that shit.. ya know?) I found this one: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/Millais_leaves.jpg/410px-Millais_leaves.jpg ...No...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:22 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Make up your mind....
Replies: 7
Views: 4718

Why bother voting? Just do it http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0800141709.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif Yes...There are problems with "Democracy"....(somehow? ...if you ask enough people...there lies wisdom?) All the worlds glaciers are melting....Yet I find myself asking?....Could I be lucky enough t...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Islay malt in auction
Replies: 6
Views: 3782

That's nearly $60,000 U.S.!!!!! Now that's Scotch! pity that no one will probably ever taste it...kinda like how The classic Les Pauls are being bought by collectors who cant even play the guitar....I say that bottle needs to be in the hands of an impulsive drunk in a circle of invited guests(with a...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:42 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

Yes, Shloemoe The Magnific---uh---absent thanks you as well

Dang it I should'a went
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Make up your mind....
Replies: 7
Views: 4718

TOADIES "Possum Kingdom" Make up your mind Decide to walk with me Around the lake tonight Around the lake tonight By my side By my side I'm not gonna lie I'll not be a gentleman Behind the boathouse I'll show you my dark secret I'm not gonna lie I want you for mine My blushing bride My lov...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:20 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Make up your mind....
Replies: 7
Views: 4718

Make up your mind....

Although many consider mankind to be the pinnacle of creation, I think many other species would differ with that... As a result I've created a DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!! Before I pronounce irreversable doom upon you all, perhaps someone could provide good reasons why I shouldn't....go ahead...take your time...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Thoughts of a hero...
Replies: 25
Views: 10695

Hear ye hear ye hear ye...does though not know what thee speaks. All events have a cause. The universe itself is an event. Causes are independant of their effects. The cause of the universe is the creator of the universe. The creator of the universe is what we call God. Therefore, God exists. But w...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Pistols will play!
Replies: 83
Views: 35385

Here is list of songs that might make good covers for The Sex Pistols. It is the kids who know what is a good song to cover for their bands, not the greedy record labels. http://www.freewebs.com/mindlamp/shows.htm wait!...provide some examples and reasons! You sound like a crackpot!(Or The Shloe) :...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:28 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Thoughts of a hero...
Replies: 25
Views: 10695

Thoughts of a hero...

Today my favorite person is: http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/no6lus.jpg So so pic but look at them legs...anyways Recall the emmys(Of course I dont watch that shit ...but): I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit." She went on to hold...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:16 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Pistols will play!
Replies: 83
Views: 35385

Here is list of songs that might make good covers for The Sex Pistols. It is the kids who know what is a good song to cover for their bands, not the greedy record labels. http://www.freewebs.com/mindlamp/shows.htm wait!...provide some examples and reasons! You sound like a crackpot!(Or The Shloe) :...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Pistols will play!
Replies: 83
Views: 35385

The drums, the coronet 'n' trumpet, Still now my beating heart.. "HELL" (Squirrel Nut Zippers) you seen the video In the afterlife You could be headed for the serious strife Now you make the scene all day But tomorrow therell be hell to pay People listen attentively I mean about future cal...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:47 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Party Time at Shloes' House!
Replies: 20
Views: 8811

OC deputy subdues missing autistic teen with Taser stun gun The Associated Press TUSTIN An autistic teenager who ran away from home dashed in and out of traffic during his 10 hours on the lam and was eventually subdued by an Orange County deputy with a stun gun. "It was necessary," sheriff...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:54 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My girl likes to...
Replies: 10
Views: 5304

NO!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sex Pistols will play!
Replies: 83
Views: 35385

There's been a buzz about this? why wasn't I informed?
Had to read it on msn.com

..anyway

(cockney accent)
Doesn't that seem anachronistic?..a veritable
time machine it is!

Almost as big o story as Zeppelin playing again

(shloemoe duck as missles fly by)
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My girl likes to...
Replies: 10
Views: 5304

rotter wrote:ahahahahha..better Eddy being stuck in your head than your ass. :lol:
Speak O experienced one!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My girl likes to...
Replies: 10
Views: 5304

Glenn wrote:the song is suck in my head for 2 day now.

Try as I might, I cant get it out.
Dude!...get out a couple of your fav cd's er mp3's
listen over n over n over....Unless E.M. is one of yo
fav's....in that case?...well I dont wanna tell then.

Eddy Murphy?...that's not good...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: My girl likes to...
Replies: 10
Views: 5304

Re: My girl likes to...

Glenn wrote:Party all the time

Party all the time

Party all the t-iiii-mm--e.
Eddy Murphy?

...but why?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:50 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Party Time at Shloes' House!
Replies: 20
Views: 8811

"Im missing some parts for my 21st chromosome
But what a beautiful world it is"

"My tongue is too large for my mouth and I can't
tie me shoes...
But what a beautiful world it is!!!"


:D enough
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Indie get a mention...
Replies: 3
Views: 2447

One of the greatest mass comunicaters of all time:

Image

Tells ya what the mighty shloe thinks o mass comm
or rather how it can be used for good or evil...Indie is
EVIL?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Party Time at Shloes' House!
Replies: 20
Views: 8811

Yep The special kids are gods children....
heaven must be full o retarded kids :D

Thank god Im going to hell! :twisted:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Divine arguments w/God + sarcasm incl.
Replies: 2
Views: 2437

Divine arguments w/God + sarcasm incl.

http://fan2band.com/accounts/epitaph/artists/badreligion/main.jpg I'm sorry about the sun, how could I know that you'd burn?, and I'm sorry about the moon, how could I know that you'd disapproved, I'll never make the same mistake, the next time I create the universe I'll make sure we communicate at...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I thought Rot might like this...if he comes back
Replies: 13
Views: 7038

Ah...so you want to know warped huh....lol.....try this one! WARNING!!!! NOT for the underage so please, if you are not 18, do not click! http://www.sdcga.com/~anne2snakie/vagina_332.gif OMG...that's all?...My developed sense for imagery allows me to seperate the two mixed videos(and so poorly cont...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Consider this penis like aparatus...Rotter too!
Replies: 4
Views: 2747

rotter wrote:btw Shloe..quit starin' at my cock. :roll:
Well if it wasn't for the vagina on its undersize I
wouldn't....nature's funny huh?....you FREAK!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Party Time at Shloes' House!
Replies: 20
Views: 8811

Ah finally viewed it!...Unabashed uninhibited FUN!!! I've often pondered which would be better: To be retarded in a world of geniuses, or to be a genius in a world of retards. Retards represent the sweetest of what is human nature!(not the psychotic er otherwise violently disturbed ones)unsophistica...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Consider this penis like aparatus...Rotter too!
Replies: 4
Views: 2747

Consider this penis like aparatus...Rotter too!

Some girls(R.stones)will tell ya that size really does matter. and in this case I'd have to agree(even though the Shloes penis size is only(at best) considered to be "average") :oops: but anyways...most humans are super involved with apearances ...ya know?..I wanna show you something...som...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I thought Rot might like this...if he comes back
Replies: 13
Views: 7038

I haven't even clicked on it yet...I can tell from
the url and the comments that it aint pretty...
I'll get around to it...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

Well, it was like the last time, just a smaller group this time but the big deal is you missed out on meeting Glenn!!! I got to sit next to him & talk for quite awhile. It was great, at least for me. The poor guy doesn't drink anymore & he had to sit there with my Guinnes breath aimed at hi...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I thought Rot might like this...if he comes back
Replies: 13
Views: 7038

Can you imagine how much the rotman is resisting
the urge to comment on that?....Hahahaha!!!

We know your lurking rotter...C'mon rotman....
how bout that cartoon?

which is pretty sick...thank goodness their just
stickmen.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:26 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

I'm afraid so Jack. And where the hell was Shloe???? Ya know nobody sounded too enthusiastic...and....and ..it was SUNDAY!...and...I was already drunk...and..shit Robert If I'da known you be there fer sure.....Ah I feel bad...truth is I forgot till it was like 4pm 'n' by then on Sunday(always drunk...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: goodbye
Replies: 10
Views: 5800

Re: goodbye

.."Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative".. johnny rotten ..that explains it..,I bid you all farewell. Going back over to the dark/gay side again huh Rotman? cant talk you out of it?....well then until next time Shloemoe the Magnificient w...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:57 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I rebuke your apathy in the name of Rock from the 90's!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 6096

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:the lyric of the song, is about heroine?
What like Joan of Arc?...or like h-e-r-o-i-n?
Quiet Mr Beezley!!!

Could be huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I rebuke your apathy in the name of Rock from the 90's!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 6096

?que?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

Shloemoe has an "it" in his ass. Well to be linguistically honest , that is to say "does the word "it" include any class of objects which might pass thru an ass"(for instance poo..smile'n johny logs)...then I would agree with Prof. Rotters assertion.... But the problem...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I rebuke your apathy in the name of Rock from the 90's!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 6096

Siamese Dreams was a GREAT Lp!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K. then...I rebuke your apathy with insult!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3984

obiwankobe wrote:The new Rilo Kiley is good
Hm?...The Google report on RK is promising, though
the child actor/star thing kinda turns me off(little privledged
brats!) I shall then invest a few moments with my P2P
client...

itunes?....AAAARRRRR!!!...itunes is for land-lubbers!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:06 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

Be sure to carry an extra towel!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: O.K. then...I rebuke your apathy with insult!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3984

O.K. then...I rebuke your apathy with insult!!!

Ya know I don't sample a lot o shit. Most of the new stuff I hear today, sucks it....a lot...What's the buzz on the shit you guys listen to...though I have reservations ,surley(dont call me shirley) not all of you lack musical apprehension and taste...or do you? what's some new stuff you've heard th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

Ah-hahahahaha!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

rotter wrote:Speaking of Coke..I read somewhere a guy tried to shove a can up his ass and he had to go to hospital...was that you Shloe? :?
Ya just told on yerself Rotman....now we know
the kinda shit you read..."Gay ass shoving quarterly"

it's ok man...not my cup o tea but I dont judge
you :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy b-day STEVE JONES
Replies: 12
Views: 5436

Steve's birf-day?....hey how about those L.A.
Angels??????
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

rotter wrote:Sherlock sucks pipe!
...and slams coke
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

By deductive reasoning I think that you are right. Some valid premises of logic me thinks. http://www.magicdragon.com/SherlockHolmes/SherlockSmall.gif actually most of what Sherlock Holmes did was inductive reasoning....most arguments can rarely be put into deductive form...you'll hear that when th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:33 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy b-day STEVE JONES
Replies: 12
Views: 5436

Oh that guy...childish...very funny!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

obiwankobe wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:But ya know what?...I like Matchbox 20 too

?Does that make me gay?

very
:oops:
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

rotter wrote:You are gay... :D
Yer Momma's what?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Philiosphy
Replies: 20
Views: 8290

Ah....you must be taking PHIL 100 First thing to learn is how to spell "philosophy" http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j76/shloemoe/Mrbeezley.jpg It's OK Mr Beezley...it's just a minor fo-paw... Excellent Glenn...keep us informed...I know I speak for all the Shackers when I say that a good ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy b-day STEVE JONES
Replies: 12
Views: 5436

Wesley Willis?...never heard of him...
does that make me un-hip?

I'll have to google...cant have Rotter n
Ass more cool than me!!!!


The Shires Birthday?...hey how bout those LA Angels?

:D :D :D :D

SHUT UP!!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:23 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

But ya know what?...I like Matchbox 20 too

?Does that make me gay?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

ok resized...

Image

Man ...back in the 90's in the daze of speed heroin n
shaved heads....these were the guys!!!...synthesised
large sound into something really .....BIG n O.G.

none of your music can compare!!!!!!

RIP Bradley!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Got water?
Replies: 8
Views: 4318

Rotter, The last time The Mighty rescued him

Image

quit humpin my leg kid!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:47 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Got water?
Replies: 8
Views: 4318

rotter wrote:I wanna be in a fuckin earthquake! :x
I'd rather not...especially since we're due for a
catastrophic one....

For Rotter:

ca·tas·tro·phe - A terrible disaster or accident,
especially one that leads to great loss of life.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:36 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Got water?
Replies: 8
Views: 4318

Got water?

So the weather's getting cooler huh?...NICE 8) Maybe now is a good time to check your earthquake supplies....Seems there's better than a 1/100 chance of motion on the elsinore fault: http://pasadena.wr.usgs.gov/step/zoom.php?map=zoom61.jpg We've had 3 significant quakes in as many days... 2 on elsin...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:41 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

Na...Just a badfish fer Sublime....

This makes you gay

Image
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

woouuw!..that was high def huh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:11 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: synthesis this!!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 5330

synthesis this!!!!!

Image

You know who..."grab the reef underneath my bed"!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: The Countdown Begins
Replies: 27
Views: 11968

Re: The Countdown Begins

DIsPervertNurse wrote:I now officially only have 30 days left! I begin the journey home in 1 month! WOO HOO!!!!!

:D
Short-timer :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:04 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it as I have a class that night. Would love to meet up with you guys/gals though sometime soon. Maybe we can find some excuse later towards the end of this month. God let Gidge RIP. What kind of school has class on Sunday night? Looks like Tuesday according ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:31 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: I rebuke your apathy in the name of Rock from the 90's!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 6096

I rebuke your apathy in the name of Rock from the 90's!!!!

Smashing Pumpkins..."Today" http://www.virginrecords.com/xspx/images/yphoto.gif Today is the greatest Day I ve ever kown Cant live for tomorrow Tomorrows much too long I burn my eyes out Before I get out I wanted more Than life could ever grant Bored by the chore Of saving face Today is th...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:13 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Even more o Shloe fav's...hahahaha!.... you must click!!!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 5607

Even more o Shloe fav's...hahahaha!.... you must click!!!!!

Queens o the stone age!!!!!! http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/0/2/0/6/516020_356x237.jpg "No one Knows" We get some rules to follow That and this These and those No one knows We get these pills to swallow How they stick In your throat Tastes like gold Oh, what you do to me No one knows ...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:56 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: tasty tidbit
Replies: 0
Views: 5413

tasty tidbit

Radio sucked tonight!...clicked on me old mp3z folder found Matthew Sweet's "Sick of myself"...double clicked http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/1/6/8/0/650861_356x237.jpg You dont know how you move me Deconstruct me And consume me Im all used up Im out of luck I am starstruck By somethin...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Time Warp Time!!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 7662

Toni Basil turned me into a pervert...jackin it in front of the
tele 'n' shit....sick!

...I'm gonna harden my heart....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:oh special day
I would like to go and see face to face everyone I know here......
argggg! send me a ticket to the airplane
have a great celebration Gidgetgoestohell deserve it :( :)
Ah that would be cool!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:07 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: This day in HISTORY!!!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 1669

This day in HISTORY!!!!!

Princess Diana, her companion Dodi Fayed, and their driver Henri Paul were killed in a high speed car accident in the Pont de l'Alma road tunnel in Paris. huh?...God save the Princess!!!! Ok here's one: 1888 – Mary Ann Nichols' body was found on the ground in front of a gated stable entrance in Buck...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:44 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life
Replies: 47
Views: 18910

Re: Come Celebrate Gidget's Life

On the 11th of September, it will be 6 months since we lost her. Come join us at her happy place on September 9th to continue celebrating her life. Dinner and drinks around 5ish and Craic Haus will be performing at 6pm. BRANAGANS 213 N. Harbor Blvd. Fullerton, CA Time: 5ish for dinner and drinks ~G...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:46 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Close -up pic of lunar eclipse
Replies: 12
Views: 5872

ah-hahahaha!
Maddie!...how nice to have you visit!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are We Not Man
Replies: 34
Views: 13184

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sophia Scholl
Replies: 15
Views: 6013

No future...no future....!!!!!

NAZI's ist da K-wayz-iest peoples!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:18 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Time Warp Time!!!!
Replies: 17
Views: 7662

Hm...had a friend...had the most complete lp collection I have ever seen...a bit touched in the head though... was a big zappa fan...funny seems the more versed people are in music the more likely they're zappa fans ...the shloe didn't like zappa so much...I betray my ignorance..."valley girl&q...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Are you ready for real summer?
Replies: 3
Views: 2602

Are you ready for real summer?

Today power demand exactly matched supply... ..take a look: http://www.caiso.com/outlook/outlook.html when demand exceeds supply....well you know ...it's time to "flex your power"...power company pulls yer plug.... :shock: you people need to shut off the a/c...Shloemoe needs his a/c when i...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:02 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sophia Scholl
Replies: 15
Views: 6013

Ahahaha...der furher was a jolly old fart
wasn't he?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:01 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12097

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:24 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12097

What's "fud"?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12097

obiwankobe wrote:I see, my bad!


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My sister accidently killed my cat like that
...it was terrible.... :cry: consequently anbody
who leaves the dryer open gets a ration from me
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12097

It was "the" that irked Mr Beezley...he assumes
you meant "they"?

...anyway

I got him calmed down now...he's reading chaucer
over a nice bowl of chopped liver...lets leave him be.
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:46 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sophia Scholl
Replies: 15
Views: 6013

gestapo headquarters is waiting for you in blockbuster take care Rotter :lol: (ring...ring...Gestapo headquarters?...yes..yes heil hitler...this is the anonymous german patriot again. The accomplice to the wierd traitor is is sending him warnings from Spain...they must be captured...for the glory o...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:50 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Sophia Scholl
Replies: 15
Views: 6013

Re: Sophia Scholl

Anyone seen the movie? It is great! Coolest movie I have seen in a while. Low budget but GREEAAAAT story. It made me :cry: Na aint seen it...wiki'ed the story though... I'd like to think that if I lived in nazi Germany I'd speak out too....But...I just don't have that kinda courage.... (ring...ring...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:58 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: LIVE EARTH!!!!!....
Replies: 31
Views: 12097

obiwankobe wrote:Shloe's probably passed out by the time the defile him
...Wha????

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Mr Beezley disaproves of the improper grammar
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:22 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: ROTTEN on Indie!
Replies: 13
Views: 4975

Shloemoe walks up, points to the rotmans
shirt and says,
"hey rotter?...what's that on
your shirt"?....rotter looks down and then the
Shloe doinks him 3 stooges style.....

yuk yuk yuk

:D

ah such sillyness
...good thing rotter's a good sport...

...eh?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Close -up pic of lunar eclipse
Replies: 12
Views: 5872

Close -up pic of lunar eclipse

Close up of crater Brahe on the moon during
the total lunar eclipse on 8-28-07:

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...pretty cool huh?


:D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:21 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A salute to all Scotts on this auspicious day....
Replies: 7
Views: 3707

rotter wrote:My grand-dad was from Glasgow and he never said "cheerio".. :roll:
Did he say "EH"?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:10 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A salute to all Scotts on this auspicious day....
Replies: 7
Views: 3707

...but do Scotts say "cheerio" too?
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:08 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: OMG!...has it been 30 years?
Replies: 21
Views: 8851

chriswasanon wrote:moloko with knives in it Chispa

horrowshow thread my droogies.

I was listening to some radio show that said something like in 10 years time 1 in 20 people on the planet would be an Elvis impersonator.

Shloe?

CwA
Thank ya very much!....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dating Site for Schloe...
Replies: 3
Views: 2458

Oh...that's kinda funny...."just try it" :D
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:40 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Dating Site for Schloe...
Replies: 3
Views: 2458

oh no...I dread to look this up....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:09 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: A salute to all Scotts on this auspicious day....
Replies: 7
Views: 3707

A salute to all Scotts on this auspicious day....

...For today is William Wallace day.... http://www.gems.scot.info/graphics/braveheart.jpg oh wait , not that W.W. this one... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/William_Wallace.jpg ..well O.K.... I dont even know if there is such a thing as a William Wallace Day...I just wanted to sa...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Der Fuhrer leben!!!!.....achtung!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3288

SILLYNESS!!!!!!!

Maybe that'll get a certain cat lover to post :?:

btw... what the hell is that purple thing coming out
of the cats mouth???
by The Rizen shloemoe
Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:47 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Der Fuhrer leben!!!!.....achtung!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3288

Der Fuhrer leben!!!!.....achtung!!!!

They said it was just a myth...but look Hitler lives...

Heil Kitler!!!!!

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look at the evil!!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:30 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday To....
Replies: 5
Views: 2870

rotter wrote:The only "cowboy song" worthy of my praise is from PiL! :D
Oh that's right... Mr Lydon didn't colaberate with thin
lizzy like the other pistols did...hm...I see a patern emerging
here Rotman.....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Rotter!
Replies: 11
Views: 5462

(The Shloe yells from answering the doorbell)
Rotman!...the dancer you ordered for your birthday
party is here....

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by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday To....
Replies: 5
Views: 2870

Happy Birthday To....

http://www.computing.dcu.ie/computety/winners2007/ctyd142/public_html/pics/phillo.jpg You know who it is...Phil Lynott -Thin Lizzy Reminents of TL play al the time...I wonder what could'a been with Phil out front all this time???...maybe they could have saved music from its current shit smeared slu...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:31 am
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotter, Question for you
Replies: 26
Views: 10371

rotter wrote:no...eat,drink and smoke a dube and be merry. :D
ah yes!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:28 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Rotter!
Replies: 11
Views: 5462

Rot's birthday?...this aughta be a good thread...

Happy Birthday Rotter!!!
by The Rizen shloemoe
Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotter, Question for you
Replies: 26
Views: 10371

rotter wrote:eat and be merry... :lol:
you mean "eat, drink and be merry...
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rumors of war and earthquakes....
Replies: 11
Views: 5003

Re: Rumors of war and earthquakes....

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Peru 8.0...holy shit! 2 minutes of high amplitude shaking!!!!
Now there's the looting...no food...no water...no order

.....and the final solution to fat guys
Hey surviving famine is what evolution gave us
fat for

Fat Guys WIN!!!!

...not so good for getting pussy though....
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:34 pm
Forum: Useless Chat
Topic: Rotter, Question for you
Replies: 26
Views: 10371

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