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GOOD! I aint been getting none lately anyway...does that make
me gay?...maybe I just haven't met the right fella?
I wonder if I could be attracted to a dude whose name
means swollen butt hole?...surely with a name like that?
HHmmm
me gay?...maybe I just haven't met the right fella?
I wonder if I could be attracted to a dude whose name
means swollen butt hole?...surely with a name like that?
HHmmm
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Does that include "chicks with dicks"?Glenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.
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The hell with that. We wantGlenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.
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I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.RobertKP wrote:The hell with that. We wantGlenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.
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when did she get those anyway?assholitis wrote:I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.RobertKP wrote:The hell with that. We wantGlenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.
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I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL
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Hilary Duff has "rubber duck" tits?obiwankobe wrote:when did she get those anyway?assholitis wrote:I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.RobertKP wrote: The hell with that. We want
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LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??rotter wrote:Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL
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By the way, you're still more than welcome here as always, Di! I'm just hoping ol' Glenners didn't frighten off the other female regulars with his posting.DIsPervertNurse wrote:LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??rotter wrote:Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL
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aaaaahahaha........just a sec......"Maddie?Can I spank Josie?"...I can? Maddie says,yes I can!DIsPervertNurse wrote:LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??rotter wrote:Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL
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Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.
Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*
Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*
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Thanks much rotty! I can't wait to get the family to Alaska. We will be driving the ALCAN, are you on the route anywhere??
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Hooray. I was wondering if you had shipped off yet. Good luck and safe travels! Hope you enjoy your stay there, but get back home to the States as soon as you can. America will miss you! Glad to hear everything's working out alright.DIsPervertNurse wrote:Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.
Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*
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LOL...I would LOVE to kick some Kim Jung Il ass....but, I will have to just do what I'm supposed to do. So, as I haven't been around for awhile, I notice that I don't see my pirate of Jack's Shack. Where is he?? It seems that there are a few missing people on a second look. Anyone know??
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Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!
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I've not come to make believers, but to cast doubt. Shloemoe has diedDIsPervertNurse wrote:Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!
, yet lowe he has rizen and liveth (for now) as engals. I've not come to
join familys, but to tear them asunder. Let those of understanding reckon
the wisdom of shloemoe(who is now engals...k?)This world isn't about
you...it's about me....begone you devils!......er sumthing....
...I mean if Jr aint gonna show up I aint even gonna try to be funny!..
well insofar as it's funny to say that assholitis is a punk ass dork...cause
he doesn't see humor unless it's at someone elses expense...oh and if
you use emoticons when like you say...oh I dunno..."fuck you Rot" ...
but I think rot knows what I mean.
...and Gidget...well lemme tell ya!!!!!
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Ah then god is on his throne and all is well with the world...you see?Brad-Cow-Disease wrote:My dogs breath smells like dog food.
...it's like Liebnez said "Ours is the best of all possible worlds"
here's more proof
I love the despisers, for they are the true admirers....arrows of longing for distant shores.
--- F.W. Nietzsche
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Yeah, Nursie, what Kev said. Glad to hear from you before you shove off.assholitis wrote:Hooray. I was wondering if you had shipped off yet. Good luck and safe travels! Hope you enjoy your stay there, but get back home to the States as soon as you can. America will miss you! Glad to hear everything's working out alright.DIsPervertNurse wrote:Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.
Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*
May the good lord watch over you & yours on your journey. Be safe, be happy & show them the best of the US
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Thanks so much! You guys are the nicest bunch. I will be getting online when I get there too. I will be able to get internet in my dorm room! YIPPEE!!
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Oh, I see humor in lots of places. For instance, when you pretend to be smart. I think that's downright hilarious. As if anyone could ever believe you'd have enough sense to even find your way out of a closet.Engals wrote:I've not come to make believers, but to cast doubt. Shloemoe has diedDIsPervertNurse wrote:Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!
, yet lowe he has rizen and liveth (for now) as engals. I've not come to
join familys, but to tear them asunder. Let those of understanding reckon
the wisdom of shloemoe(who is now engals...k?)This world isn't about
you...it's about me....begone you devils!......er sumthing....
...I mean if Jr aint gonna show up I aint even gonna try to be funny!..
well insofar as it's funny to say that assholitis is a punk ass dork...cause
he doesn't see humor unless it's at someone elses expense...oh and if
you use emoticons when like you say...oh I dunno..."fuck you Rot" ...
but I think rot knows what I mean.
...and Gidget...well lemme tell ya!!!!!
Now, before you go off on a boo-hoo sympathy plea, why don't you also point out that it was you who started insulting everyone else on here, and not simply me laughing "at someone else's expense" as you so ignorantly put it. I believe your exact sentiment was about how everyone here at Jack's Shack posts really trivial, unimportant topics that no one cares about.
shloemoe wrote: jeez just look at the stuff we(you guys ) talk about all the time Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:22 am
All I did was merely knock you off your moral high horse. The fact that you skinned your knee and continue to cry about it is your problem, not mine. Quit being a whiney little bitch and move on with your life. The fact that you have nothing to do all day but make posts insulting me is pretty pathetic. I'm hopefully trying to put an end to this immaturity, but I'm sure you'll somehow find a way to make some childish jab at me in response. Just remember, when you insult people here like "you guys" you're also including really cool people such as Josie, Rott, Robert, Glenners, and the recently MIA Gidge and Gooch.
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Oh yea...speaking of Gooch...I spoke with her today, she seemed to be well. That's all I really know though. Hopefully she will be back soon as well. As for Gidget, I haven't the foggiest how she is. I wish I knew. I hope she is well though. I miss her spunk! (rot...shuddup...that's not what I was referring to)
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I'd watch thatassholitis wrote:Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role.rotter wrote:I always liked Hilary Duff
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DIsPervertNurse wrote:Oh yea...speaking of Gooch...I spoke with her today, she seemed to be well. That's all I really know though. Hopefully she will be back soon as well. As for Gidget, I haven't the foggiest how she is. I wish I knew. I hope she is well though. I miss her spunk! (rot...shuddup...that's not what I was referring to)
Yes, yes, yes! Gidge posted just the other day and Gooch left me a comment. Plus, Josie is back to posting semi regularly. All is well again in Jacksville.
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...Jizzy McGuire?obiwankobe wrote:I'd watch thatassholitis wrote:Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role.rotter wrote:I always liked Hilary Duff
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assholitis wrote:I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make.Engals wrote:Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!
now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do you have something you wanna confess ass?.....maybe you should just go see a proctologist about that...I think rotter went to butt school...maybe he could take a look
for ya?
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Yes, I confess that I love the humor that arises from your continued ignorance. For instance, right after I point out the difference between "your' and "you're" you go ahead and scribble this nonsense: your a grammar teacher.The Rizen shloemoe wrote:assholitis wrote:I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make.Engals wrote:Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!
now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do you have something you wanna confess ass?.....maybe you should just go see a proctologist about that...I think rotter went to butt school...maybe he could take a look
for ya?
It's YOU'RE, you flipping idiot! Now normally, I don't really give two shits about misspellings, especially here, but for someone who claims to be so brilliant, you lack the basic spelling essentials taught in grammar school.
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Well I've held to the same notions(at least fer this purpose) of our famous American auther Mark Twain when he sed..."Never let schoolin stand in the way of a good education"...didn't care much fer grammar school ass!
...I dare say it looks as though it's had a detrimental effect on ya'll
...I dare say it looks as though it's had a detrimental effect on ya'll
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--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
The best of anything I have learned is to stick my ass to the system...they could not teach life...nor did they ever live it.I am what I am....and live it...schooling is for cowards afraid of reality and schooling is nothing but lies from molded hardback crooked cunts with one sided truths written by liars.
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oh he was a fan of John Donne...love that stuff!....you do know he was gay
right Rot?...."not that there's anything wrong with that"...anywhat
cheerio!
right Rot?...."not that there's anything wrong with that"...anywhat
cheerio!
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Monkey...did someone use the word MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love human Monkey's!!!!
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though they are homonids and some of them bear a striking
reseblance to us (humans) ...monkeys are not humans...they
might be people but they are not humans....
...are we clear on this?
reseblance to us (humans) ...monkeys are not humans...they
might be people but they are not humans....
...are we clear on this?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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There are too human Monkeys!
THAT, my friend, is Monkey! Dang!
THAT, my friend, is Monkey! Dang!
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