PBS had another installment of it's American masters series
tonight. Ever since I was a kid and I saw her in that movie
...oh what was it called?....I had a crush on this one. I
bet some of you did too....
Does that make me gay?
...yeah that shadow in the back?....Yep! Assholitis bleeding from the rectum again
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:PBS had another installment of it's American masters series
tonight. Ever since I was a kid and I saw her in that movie
...oh what was it called?....I had a crush on this one. I
bet some of you did too....
Does that make me gay?
Not unless you dress up like her & lip-synch her songs. I saw some of
that last night too. I always enjoyed her singing & her movies too.
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:PBS had another installment of it's American masters series
tonight. Ever since I was a kid and I saw her in that movie
...oh what was it called?....I had a crush on this one. I
bet some of you did too....
Does that make me gay?
...yeah that shadow in the back?....Yep! Assholitis bleeding from the rectum again
You're confused about your sexuality. And you continue to have some kind of sick fascination with my rectum. Are you sure you don't have some other confession you'd like to make, Schloe?
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:yes... i confess...that a guy who choses swollen infected ass as his name
must be made fun of...it's an imperative.
"Assholitis" is a fictional disease I thought up which is intended to mean someone who suffers from the codition of constantly being an asshole. Perhaps it would be better suited for you. Anyway, it's a funny and clever word, if I may say so myself. Of course you've managed to get everything completely wrong, as usual. Why is it the first thing you thought of was a swollen rectum? I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
Freud would say "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" (unless yer a fag student of freud!)and "a swollen infected asshole is just a swollen infected asshole...and requires medical/psychiatric attention"!...I hope your man friends use prophylatics!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I insist on cunts.....my choice of ass.Fuck Freud and his snickering snide theories...bet he was stickin his dick between two couch pillows dreaming of his mother cumming up with his half cooked shit ideals about fuckology.
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Freud would say "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" (unless yer a fag student of freud!)and "a swollen infected asshole is just a swollen infected asshole...and requires medical/psychiatric attention"!...I hope your man friends use prophylatics!
Considering your Oedipus complex, let's hope your dear mother remembers to wash thoroughly after she kisses you goodnight.
Thats funny