Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!
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Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!
I was at a local retailers last night...they were just bought out
by another company and the store was undergoing some re-
modeling...but they were still open for business
Perusing the inventory I noticed that one of the re-model
staff who had gone for the day(I assume?)and had left a utility
knife on a shelf well with the reach of little hands...
For just a second I considered handing it over to the retail staff,
but since they worked for a different company I felt that would
not insure that this wouldn't happend again...So In the name of
public saftey(maybe a cheap thrill too) I put it in my pocket.
I dont see it as an act of petty thievery (Shloemoe not like that)
...but one of those complicated acts all of us superhero types
have to make in a split second!
What do you think?...Is Shloemoe a scoundrel?
Or Champion of public safety?
....besides it looks better than my other utility knife
by another company and the store was undergoing some re-
modeling...but they were still open for business
Perusing the inventory I noticed that one of the re-model
staff who had gone for the day(I assume?)and had left a utility
knife on a shelf well with the reach of little hands...
For just a second I considered handing it over to the retail staff,
but since they worked for a different company I felt that would
not insure that this wouldn't happend again...So In the name of
public saftey(maybe a cheap thrill too) I put it in my pocket.
I dont see it as an act of petty thievery (Shloemoe not like that)
...but one of those complicated acts all of us superhero types
have to make in a split second!
What do you think?...Is Shloemoe a scoundrel?
Or Champion of public safety?
....besides it looks better than my other utility knife
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I dont think(no I know ) I could not be trusted with arotter wrote:If it was a bazooka would have you stuck it down your pants for the interest of public safety?
bazzoka That would be a bad choice.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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(Shloemoe does that screaming tongue undulation thatobiwankobe wrote:you armed? DANGER!!!
moslems do kinda sorta as a rally cry)....what n the hell do ya call
that....and how do you represent it textually???
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
you totally captured itThe Rizen shloemoe wrote:(Shloemoe does that screaming tongue undulation thatobiwankobe wrote:you armed? DANGER!!!
moslems do kinda sorta as a rally cry)....what n the hell do ya call
that....and how do you represent it textually???
i get it
lalalalalalalallalalalallalalallalalalala
jumping up and down
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!