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Somebody do something.....

Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

It's a shame how Britney must be surounded by
a bunch of phoney friends...12 step programs?
...fucking get real!
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This yo-yo behavior reminds shloe of the ol coke n meth daze.
This girl needs a real friend...but in those circles?...if something
aint done soon we're gonna be looking at:
<a href="http://www.funnybutsick.com/funny-pictu ... girl"><img src="http://www.funnybutsick.com/usethumbs/schoolgirlbig.jpg" alt="Big Schoolgirl">Big Schoolgirl</a>

somebody do something!
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its just not funny
its like oj's white van driving down the 5 fwy

tragic
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

yeah...god i hope it works out allright
under all that annoying shit we had
to endure is a nice n pretty girl...
that made it big too soon.
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Sinead O'Commer was cooler.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

yeah..she stood fe sumpthin....but what about poor Brit Spears?
..C'mon man...how bout some prayers..pray she hooks up with
ol shloe...he's got some wisdom....some libido...C'mon!

I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!
I dont need no Doctor!

I need the shloe!
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Post by Glenn »

Brit aint my cup to tea.

I am tired of all the talk of Nicole (who I prefer to Brit) and Brit.

It almost seems she got jealous about all the hype over Nicole so had to go do something unoriginal just to get in the news.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Glenn wrote:Brit aint my cup to tea.

I am tired of all the talk of Nicole (who I prefer to Brit) and Brit.

It almost seems she got jealous about all the hype over Nicole so had to go do something unoriginal just to get in the news.
It does seem about who can get more (negative or whatever)
media attention.....but whatever...if britney wants babys
well then the shloes got good jism(couldn't spell firtile?)

C'mon over Mama!..lets put some loafs in the oven!!!!!


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Glenn wrote:Sinead O'Commer was cooler.
Yeah......she is fuckin cool...I'd lick her baldness! :D hehehe
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Failed attempt at mohawk? I got my mohawk back and it looks hella cooler than baldie ;)
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Shaved to the wood! 8)
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jack wrote:Failed attempt at mohawk? I got my mohawk back and it looks hella cooler than baldie ;)
Hey Jack! Long time no see. Nice to see you posting in here. How's life treating ya?
Alone we stand, together we fall apart.

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Jack is busy getting "stink finga"...
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Oh I see...ditch the evidence...shave the head
...now I get it...a least it makes some sense...
kinda....

I heard it reported on SNL "Weekend update"
That the reason britney shaved her head was
to dispose of any drug testing samples(hair) her ex
-hubby might have supenaed in their anticipated
custdody case.....how well could that work?

(Shaven headed fashion/pop diva to the court....)
"no your honor I've not been using drugs...."

..at least there's some logic :?
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Post by rotter »

I nominate Shloe to get to the bottom of this and drink her piss and find out what shes on...Shloe piss taste test,take one!
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

Urine?...that's a rather sedate request(coming from you :shock: )
Wouldn't you rather I pick the corn from her poo? Pray thee?
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You can pick the corn from her shit if you want.. :lol:
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

OK...thats about enough of that..... :oops: (the
hurl emoticon)
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Post by rotter »

.....you'd kiss her K-Fed flavoured crack..... :P
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