Some misc funny things on my webserver
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Some misc funny things on my webserver
Here are some funny things you can knock yourself out with at http://ssh.serveftp.com/~jack/funny
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It's from the Man Show. Adam and Jimmy used to send that kid out to do all kinds of crazy shit. My favorite was the time they sent him in with a fake ID that said he was like a 35 year old doctor and had him buy booze and dirty magazines. One guy at a newstand says, "Dude that's a fake ID. I know. I used to check IDs at a club." And the kid without missing a beat chimes in with, "Where at? The Ram Rod?"
Another liquor store clerk, who just happened to be a foreigner of the US asks to see his ID when the kid asks to buy some bourbon. The kid replies with, "Oh, come on. I don't ask to see your green card."
-Kevin
Another liquor store clerk, who just happened to be a foreigner of the US asks to see his ID when the kid asks to buy some bourbon. The kid replies with, "Oh, come on. I don't ask to see your green card."
-Kevin
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Well good news, Annie-Dog. Adam's getting his own show on Comedy Central.
By the way,here's a video clip from that skit I was telling you about.
http://www.rulesdontapply.com/manshowboyfakeid.htm
-Kevin
Looks like it'll be a similar setup as Jimmy Kimmel Live, and they might be competing at the same time slot.Comedy Central wants Adam Carolla to keep the laughs coming late into the night. The cable network has signed Carolla to a talent deal to develop a weeknight talk show.
By the way,here's a video clip from that skit I was telling you about.
http://www.rulesdontapply.com/manshowboyfakeid.htm
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Annieeeeeeeee! And Jack, too. I know you guys are into funny videos. I found the jackpot. It's got 4 of the Man Show boy clips, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Star Wars Attack of the Clones premiere (one of the funniest things I've ever seen to this day), Celebrity Jeopardy and all kinds of hilarious stuff. Enjoy, bitches!
http://www.burv.com/Videos.html
-Kevin
http://www.burv.com/Videos.html
-Kevin
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"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"*Annie* wrote:you're awesome. i'm starting with the triumph - okay, i just saw it and it was hilarious! i remeber seeing the end of it when it aired, when the trekkie comes by... i love it!
"You look like some kind of super nerd. Like you were made in a laboratory from parts of lesser nerds. A bionic nerd, if you will."
Storm Trooper: You look like you'd be a delicious dog served with sauerkraut and mustard.
Triump: What are you, a Korean guy under there?
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Trippy! You know what's even weirder? When I posted that last one...it came out under your name. Like it overtook the post you made and it looked like you had posted what I said. It had your profile quote and avatar and everything, but it's what I had typed. So I deleted it and posted again. We'll always know the truth about your 2nd to last post!
-Kevin
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LOL Yeah. It looked like you said it, but it was in my light blue bold font. I think what happened was I clicked "submit" but I didn't wait for the screen to change over, I just hit "back" and that must have caused some kind of blip in the system.
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What the HELL?!! It did it again! hahaha I didn't even click "back" this time. I waited for the screen to change like normal. I thought about clicking "back" to see if it would do it again but I didn't. And it still did it! lol Oh man. Now see, Annie. Isn't this funner than being drunk on vodka?
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