Vote for Jonesy for Pope

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:11 am

Imagine Jonesy and Shovel riding around in the Pontiff mobile...

(although I think the whole "common people voting for the pope" thing is total crap, but it's still a fun idea.)

--Miche

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:46 pm

Does the world need another pope... I mean how many days without one so far and I think we're doing just fine... I mean at least all hell didn't break loose...

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:58 pm

well, there's a thought. No POPE at all.

Course, given how much coverage we've gotten over this one dying, I don't think that's likely. The sheep need someone to follow.

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:03 pm

Ah yes, I forgot about the gragarious nature of our world... but at the same time, no pope could ever measure up to our dear dead one, so why not just leave it at that, I mean, the man was a rock-star!

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:05 pm

Hence, the idea of Jonesy as Pope. But as I've said in other threads, I don't think Popes fart.

--Miche

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:30 pm

sure they do, but it's more like holy gas...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:06 pm

I voted for Avery, The Angry Ant for pope today....

MicheBel · Post by **MicheBel** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:17 pm

where is this "Pope voting" site? I'm missing out on all the fun...

--Miche

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:49 pm

is there one? nuh-uh... I wanna know about it too!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:58 am

I dunno. I did a Google search and everything. Go figure, I could find midget porn, where she shoots a golf ball out of her cootch...~Note to Annie~ It was REQUESTED that I find that link.....

http://www.averyant.com/VoteAveryforPope.htm

That's were I voted for the pissed off ant....no space for write ins.....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:15 am

http://www.this-is-important.com/html/v ... _pope.html

WHEW...that was driving me BATTY.....

lsinger9404 · Post by **lsinger9404** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:33 am

I STILL say its gotta be Pope George Ringo!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:34 am

Lar:

If you go to that last link, you can ask them to write in whomever you like....

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:01 am

Apparently in Ireland (and probably here as well) gamblers are taking bets on who the new Pope will be:

"DUBLIN (Reuters) - Gamblers are betting on two elderly cardinals from France and Germany to be the next pope, according to Irish bookmaker Paddy Power.
Odds on Germany's Joseph Ratzinger, who prior to Pope John Paul's death was the number four choice, have shortened to 4-1 and France's Jean-Marie Lustiger has come from nowhere to join him at the top of the list."

Wow, gambling and the Catcholic church. Talk about your contradictions, eh? Say, does anybody have a Pope betting pool going on at work?

-Kevin

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:14 am

Who'd have thunk that the Irish, of all people, would start making odds on religion...LOL...

everybody in my office (all three of us) are Catholic...lemme talk with them and I will report back on the votes....

~ever vigilant roving Poper Reporter~

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:21 am

If people do, that's hilarious!
I say Oprah for pope!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:19 pm

If Oprah was pope would she then be called Poperah?

If Jonesy became pope would he add "pope of pop" to his list of titles?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:17 am

Guest:

I think that you are correct. Popeoprah.....and Jonsey is already the Pontif of Pop.....the voting is just....confirmation of that fact...dontcha think???

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:52 am

Ok boys and girls....I sent an email yesterday to the this is important people and requested that they add Jonsey to the list for Pope....they kindly did so...so...go do your duty and show your support....and vote for:

JONSEY FOR POPE!!!!!

*Annie* · Post by ***Annie*** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:32 pm

Oh cool, I nominated him as well, twice and received an e-mail today saying he had been added, yay!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:02 pm

I did vote, twice.

Does Jonsey have the right policy to lead the catholic church forward?

I am curious to know Jonsey positions on....

1. Banning those funny pointed hats that the catholic prists wear. They kinda look KKK don't they? Time for a fashion makeover?
2. Gay marrige for the catholic public. Yea or nea? Marrige bettween priests and girls, could this help?
3. Child molostaton wthin the church. should it continue to be ignored & covered up or will Jonsey confront it?
4. Nazi war criminals, should they be protected by the church or exposed & punished?
5. Who would Jonsey elect as vice-pope & why?
6. If elected will Jonsey broadcast Jonsey's Jukebox from L.A or broadcast live from the Vatican.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:55 am

yes
no
no
yes
yes
no and
no

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:06 am

Jonsey is now number 10 with a bullet!!!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:12 am

Looks like the Vatican made a snap decision due to the popularity of Jonsey.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:00 pm

Yup yup yup....

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:10 pm

Glen said:

4. Nazi war criminals, should they be protected by the church or exposed & punished?

I guess not since apparently our new pope, Benedict XVI, was a former member of the Nazi youth movement? Tsk tsk.

-Kevin

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:44 pm

You would think that by now the Vatican would be trying to cut it's ties with it's Nazi past. I guess not.

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