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Imagine Jonesy and Shovel riding around in the Pontiff mobile...

(although I think the whole "common people voting for the pope" thing is total crap, but it's still a fun idea.)

--Miche

Does the world need another pope... I mean how many days without one so far and I think we're doing just fine... I mean at least all hell didn't break loose...

well, there's a thought. No POPE at all.

Course, given how much coverage we've gotten over this one dying, I don't think that's likely. The sheep need someone to follow.

Ah yes, I forgot about the gragarious nature of our world... but at the same time, no pope could ever measure up to our dear dead one, so why not just leave it at that, I mean, the man was a rock-star!

Hence, the idea of Jonesy as Pope. But as I've said in other threads, I don't think Popes fart.

--Miche

sure they do, but it's more like holy gas...

I voted for Avery, The Angry Ant for pope today....

where is this "Pope voting" site? I'm missing out on all the fun...

--Miche

is there one? nuh-uh... I wanna know about it too!

I dunno. I did a Google search and everything. Go figure, I could find midget porn, where she shoots a golf ball out of her cootch...~Note to Annie~ It was REQUESTED that I find that link.....


http://www.averyant.com/VoteAveryforPope.htm

That's were I voted for the pissed off ant....no space for write ins.....

http://www.this-is-important.com/html/v ... _pope.html


WHEW...that was driving me BATTY.....

I STILL say its gotta be Pope George Ringo!

Lar:

If you go to that last link, you can ask them to write in whomever you like....

Apparently in Ireland (and probably here as well) gamblers are taking bets on who the new Pope will be:

"DUBLIN (Reuters) - Gamblers are betting on two elderly cardinals from France and Germany to be the next pope, according to Irish bookmaker Paddy Power.
Odds on Germany's Joseph Ratzinger, who prior to Pope John Paul's death was the number four choice, have shortened to 4-1 and France's Jean-Marie Lustiger has come from nowhere to join him at the top of the list."

Wow, gambling and the Catcholic church. Talk about your contradictions, eh? Say, does anybody have a Pope betting pool going on at work?


-Kevin

Who'd have thunk that the Irish, of all people, would start making odds on religion...LOL...

everybody in my office (all three of us) are Catholic...lemme talk with them and I will report back on the votes....

~ever vigilant roving Poper Reporter~

If people do, that's hilarious!
I say Oprah for pope!

If Oprah was pope would she then be called Poperah?

If Jonesy became pope would he add "pope of pop" to his list of titles?

Guest:

I think that you are correct. Popeoprah.....and Jonsey is already the Pontif of Pop.....the voting is just....confirmation of that fact...dontcha think???

Ok boys and girls....I sent an email yesterday to the this is important people and requested that they add Jonsey to the list for Pope....they kindly did so...so...go do your duty and show your support....and vote for:


JONSEY FOR POPE!!!!!

Oh cool, I nominated him as well, twice and received an e-mail today saying he had been added, yay!

I did vote, twice.

Does Jonsey have the right policy to lead the catholic church forward?

I am curious to know Jonsey positions on....

1. Banning those funny pointed hats that the catholic prists wear. They kinda look KKK don't they? Time for a fashion makeover?
2. Gay marrige for the catholic public. Yea or nea? Marrige bettween priests and girls, could this help?
3. Child molostaton wthin the church. should it continue to be ignored & covered up or will Jonsey confront it?
4. Nazi war criminals, should they be protected by the church or exposed & punished?
5. Who would Jonsey elect as vice-pope & why?
6. If elected will Jonsey broadcast Jonsey's Jukebox from L.A or broadcast live from the Vatican.

yes
no
no
yes
yes
no and
no

Jonsey is now number 10 with a bullet!!!

Looks like the Vatican made a snap decision due to the popularity of Jonsey.

Yup yup yup....

Glen said:

4. Nazi war criminals, should they be protected by the church or exposed & punished?

I guess not since apparently our new pope, Benedict XVI, was a former member of the Nazi youth movement? Tsk tsk.

-Kevin

You would think that by now the Vatican would be trying to cut it's ties with it's Nazi past. I guess not.