Welcome aboard Nursey!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:27 pm

You guys are trying to get rid of me by sending back to my peoples' land...I bet you guys aren't real blondes either!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:35 pm

Actually, if you must know...the plan was to sell you to some white slavers for top dollar...we told them that you are EYETALIAN....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:37 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Actually, if you must know...the plan was to sell you to some white slavers for top dollar...we told them that you are EYETALIAN....

Haha!!! You guys are blondes!!! There's no way I'll ever pass as an eyetalian!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:39 pm

We'd get more for you though...huh Jules??? We also said you were umm...ummm...UNTOUCHED.....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:39 pm

As for the thread - I prefer the Aqua metallic, best, with the silver metallic as a second choice.... but that may just be my propensity for tinsel...

And, Goochie - we would never leave you in mexico... we need you for the getway coffee... amongst other things...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:51 pm

July Cleaver wrote:As for the thread - I prefer the Aqua metallic, best, with the silver metallic as a second choice.... but that may just be my propensity for tinsel...

And, Goochie - we would never leave you in mexico... we need you for the getway coffee... amongst other things...

I'm afraid what the "amongst" entails... ~raises eyebrow~

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:21 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:We'd get more for you though...huh Jules??? We also said you were umm...ummm...UNTOUCHED.....

Ha!! what's untouched??? I gotta take care of that!! I thought I had all my bases covered... or at least touched on...

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:22 pm

Gooch wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:As for the thread - I prefer the Aqua metallic, best, with the silver metallic as a second choice.... but that may just be my propensity for tinsel...

And, Goochie - we would never leave you in mexico... we need you for the getway coffee... amongst other things...
I'm afraid what the "amongst" entails... ~raises eyebrow~

You are on a "need to know" basis with that...

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:23 pm

this thread is approaching "mark as read status"

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:26 pm

obiwankobe wrote:this thread is approaching "mark as read status"

Are you threatening us Tom????

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:27 pm

Tom, Does this help:

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:00 pm

That reminds me, trusty sidekick Goochzilla....we need to FREE ANNIE!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:01 pm

obiwankobe wrote:this thread is approaching "mark as read status"

Kinda like what I do to the Top 200,000,000,000,000....we have to take the good with the bad, Thomas....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:08 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:That reminds me, trusty sidekick Goochzilla....we need to FREE ANNIE!

I'm beginning to get the feeling that Annie and Tom are the same person. Have you noticed that when Annie isn't around, Tom isn't either...thing about it...

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:11 pm

Gooch wrote:Tom, Does this help:

weak in the knees...

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:11 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:this thread is approaching "mark as read status"
Kinda like what I do to the Top 20,000,000,000,000....wehave to take the good with the bad, Thomas....

hear hear

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:50 pm

Gooch wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:That reminds me, trusty sidekick Goochzilla....we need to FREE ANNIE!
I'm beginning to get the feeling that Annie and Tom are the same person. Have you noticed that when Annie isn't around, Tom isn't either...thing about it...

OR...Annie and Tom ARE two different people but they are never here at the same time because when Tom isn't here, that's when he's forcing our sweet Annie Bannanie to smoke crack so she will look like Fiona Apple....just a thought....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:52 pm

obiwankobe wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:this thread is approaching "mark as read status"
Kinda like what I do to the Top 20,000,000,000,000....wehave to take the good with the bad, Thomas....
hear hear

~wink wink~

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:54 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote: Kinda like what I do to the Top 20,000,000,000,000....wehave to take the good with the bad, Thomas....
hear hear
~wink wink~

**nudge nudge**

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:14 pm

I'm Italian....not EYETALIAN>>>get it right damnit! LMAO its not EYETALY is it...lmao....{pet peeve}.....

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:22 pm

Gooch wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Actually, if you must know...the plan was to sell you to some white slavers for top dollar...we told them that you are EYETALIAN....
Haha!!! You guys are blondes!!! There's no way I'll ever pass as an eyetalian!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:28 am

Oopsie....you been pekin' in my high school stuff again???

but Nursie...EYETALIAN is just sooooo Gidgarific!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:47 am

A Blonde year in review...

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....
box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped
because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!!!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:09 am

HAHAHAHA!!!! Gotta hate blonde moments!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:13 pm

~still looking for the ELEVEN button on her phone~

Dagnabbit!!!!

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:16 pm

Gooch wrote:Tom, Does this help:

such a nice picture

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:20 pm

obiwankobe wrote:
Gooch wrote:Tom, Does this help:

such a nice picture

Yup....no freckles....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:38 pm

Help, someone, what's the number for nine one one again???

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:01 pm

Call 4-1-1...they will tell you the number for 9-1-1.