Welcome aboard Nursey!!!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:30 pm

Thank you thank you sweetie!!!! thanks for the refer! wish me luck tomorrow hun!

a KROQ spy! · Post by **a KROQ spy!** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:30 pm

Hey Gidge, Nursey is the 69th member!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:31 pm

Uh Oh Spy....me believes that is a portent of things to come....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:32 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Thank you thank you sweetie!!!! thanks for the refer! wish me luck tomorrow hun!

You know it toots....I will say a prayer for you too!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:37 pm

oooopppss....clicked the wrong button....but tits alright i'll finger it out later....hhhheeeeehhhhheeee

thanks sweets...i will need it...kinda scared now

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:38 pm

how come my pic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<over there dont work? i resized it so it would fit

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:39 pm

Awww sweetie....you will be just fine and when it's all over....just think of all the fun you will have and the money that you will save by not having to by all the shit that goes with having that body part!!! I am jealous!!

I gave you my cell number, right? If not...I will send you a private message.....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:40 pm

please resend it on Yahoo please hun....so i can add it to my cell phone

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:42 pm

Hokie pokie....I just sent you a private message anyway....

Sometimes, the picture thing is weird....do you have a photobucket account? That's where I store my stuff to upload here....it never works for me when I try and upload it from my pc....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:44 pm

no...i do have a kodak gallery one though...but i tried to link it via html and that didnt work either....very odd

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:45 pm

I used to have a picture of Sandra Dee as Gidget...the only way I could make it work was if it was stored somewhere....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:47 pm

i will have to try that then....damnit....i hate having to do that....i just want it to work the way its supposed to work...lol...is that too much to ask...lmao

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:52 pm

You can post up in the forum part and ask Jack...I am a technodweeb...so, what do I know?? I only know what works for technodweebs....

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:06 am

Helllooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse.

Welcome to the Shack.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:47 am

Kev is Whacko....Jack is Yakko and I am Dot.....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:22 am

Nursie!!!

Welcome to the fray - and congrats on being # 69.... I have a feeling that is somehow appropriate!!!

and, as far as the avitar thingy - the only way I have made it work is with photobucket...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:35 am

assholitis wrote:Helllooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse. Welcome to the Shack.

I love the Animaniacs!!! I just watched the Sing-A-Long the other day!!!
~I'm cute. Yes its true. I really can't help it, what can you do when you're cute? It's a chore!~ I love Dot!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:36 am

Welcome aboard Nurse!!!! Oh, and good luck....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:58 am

Goochie...Jules and Kev...you guys are THE bestest!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:26 am

Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation, DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:35 am

a KROQ spy! wrote:Hey Gidge, Nursey is the 69th member!!

O I get it- "member" is a naughty word.

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:38 am

Glenn wrote:
a KROQ spy! wrote:Hey Gidge, Nursey is the 69th member!!
O I get it- "member" is a naughty word.

(Beavis laugh)Glenn said member.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:42 am

RobertKP wrote:Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation, DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Nursey is having some surgery today...but it's NOT a sex change...per se...

She's an absolute doll and should have and provide some serious fun...also, she's a HUGE Clockwork Orange and Adicts fan.....

Ya know...you are right Robert...Gooch IS more of a Dot than I am....I am more of the granny from Something About Mary....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:53 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:
RobertKP wrote:Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation, DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Nursey is having some surgery today...but it's NOT a sex change...per se...

She's an absolute doll and should have and provide some serious fun...also, she's a HUGE Clockwork Orange and Adicts fan.....

Ya know...you are right Robert...Gooch IS more of a Dot than I am....I am more of the granny from Something About Mary....

*GASP* I get to be Dot now!?!? Woo Hoo!!!
Nah Trixie...I picture you more like Slappy Squirrel...she rocks and has a hat...dare I say.....BINGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:56 am

Look!!! I found Nursie!!!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:02 am

Okay!!! I get it now!!! Nursie went in to get Yacko surgically removed....makes sense!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:02 am

And me...

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:07 am

haha!!! Then Gidge can be the Brain!!! Bubba Bo Bob Brain!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:09 am

If Jules is Pinky...I am the Brain!!!

Notice the cowboy hat....BINGGGOOOO!!!!

Although...I could be Slappy...it's such a quandary....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:11 am

OMG Goochzilla....JINX....you owe me a coke!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:14 am

I posted first!!! You owe me a Pepsi!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:26 am

Nuh huh! I called JINX first...there's no sodage until the JINX is called...so by virtue of me JINXING first...I am the party of the first part you are the party of the second part eventhough you were the poster part of the first part which means, in summary, that you owe me a Coke!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:55 am

OOOOOH! Cheese! and Tinsel!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:01 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:08 pm

Pinkjules....are you pondering what I am pondering???

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:57 pm

Is this the perfect place for us to take over the WORLD???

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:04 pm

Yes Pinkjules...yes....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:34 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yes Pinkjules...yes....

Why do I suddenly have a craving for orange julius???

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:38 pm

Mmmm...orange Juliuses....mmmmmm.....

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:47 pm

"Runt - Big & shaggy, loyal but dumb, more heart than sense."
Yup, that's me!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:12 pm

I don't know, Gidge. Brain might be smart but Slappy is smart & cute (in a fluffy sort of way). Plus there's the perks (or pecs).

And on a purely personal note, I think it is very sad that I know so much about these cartoons. I don't even have kids!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:34 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Kev is Whacko....Jack is Yakko and I am Dot.....

Haha Wakko was totally my favorite. Good call.

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:35 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Goochie...Jules and Kev...you guys are THE bestest!

Aww...well you're not so bad yourself, ya know.

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:36 pm

Gooch wrote:

lol Gidge is totally Slappy! One word: sassy.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:36 pm

Oklie doklie...Slappy is is! But I still wanna ponder pondering with Pinkyjules....

Kev....I love you man....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:23 pm

Thanks for the VERY nice welcome! Surgery went well and doc already sent me home. And now all I have left is a play pen! woo hoo....still in a lot of pain, but all is well

This IS me isn't it! Well, I wish I was drawn that bad anyway! LOL

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:11 am

Yeah!!! Glad to see you up and about....I was going to send you an email but I figured that you probably wouldn't check it for a week or so...

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:42 pm

Yay, Nursie! I hope your recovery is speedy... I am amazed at how fast you are up and around - but you don't strike me as a slugabed!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:37 pm

Can't keep me down! LOL! They said I was doing so well they sent me home the net evening. Still in a lot of pain, but that will go away soon. I got my Vicodin's so that should be all good! LOL!

biLzamo · Post by **biLzamo** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:00 pm

yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:10 pm

biLzamo wrote:yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!

Awww....biLzamo the charmer...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:03 am

And I just LOVE what you've done with your hair Gooch! LOL!

I have been told MANY times that the way I say goodbye on the phone sounds like Dot. You have no idea how much shit I catch for the way I say "bye bye". Years now that has followed me and I can't help it. It's just the way I say bye bye. It all started when a guy I used to work with, Adam, heard it when he was new to the shop, and the jokes ain't stopped since, and that was in 1995 or 1996 or so. It follows me to every base I get stationed at. It kills me! LOL

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:11 am

DIsPervertNurse wrote:And I just LOVE what you've done with your hair Gooch! LOL!

I have been told MANY times that the way I say goodbye on the phone sounds like Dot. You have no idea how much shit I catch for the way I say "bye bye". Years now that has followed me and I can't help it. It's just the way I say bye bye. It all started when a guy I used to work with, Adam, heard it when he was new to the shop, and the jokes ain't stopped since, and that was in 1995 or 1996 or so. It follows me to every base I get stationed at. It kills me! LOL

Thank you dahlink!!! Now I'm having a hard time changing my avatar to Dot....

biLzamo · Post by **biLzamo** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:42 pm

Gooch wrote:
biLzamo wrote:yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!
Awww....biLzamo the charmer...

<charms da gooch> mon cheri, let me take you away to the casbah... then we can rock it like the clash.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:44 pm

ok...bilZamo is Pepe Le Pew.......

biLzamo · Post by **biLzamo** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:47 pm

a tragic life, indeed

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:53 pm

Aw...what a shame....I'm in the process of putting all my Pepe Le Pew stuff away. I had him and Penelope as my cake toppers on my wedding cake and then started to collect the teapots. All those puppies are being put away so they can appreciate in value and then sell them on ebay....may as well get something for my pain and suffering, right?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:03 pm

bilZamo adn his amore.....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:41 pm

Vous le vous cous chez avec moi cest sois?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:19 pm

Mais NON...tu est mal...mais un autre fois....haaahhaaa ~siad with a frenchified accent~

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:53 am

OUI! OUI! I already knew that, tell me something I don't know! LOL!....remember...#69...LMAO

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:57 am

Stupide je je ne sais pas je pourrais le foregt soixante neuf!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:07 am

Je, je suis mauvais, aucun No. de non, vous suis mauvais! Vous n'êtes pas même dessiné bien! LOL! Je t'aime Gidget!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:30 am

French Fries, French Toast, and Perrier.......

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:47 am

Better Off Dead!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:28 pm

Ding ding ding..... You win a prize!!! Gidgey, do you still have those certs???

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:09 pm

Yes...I still have the half eaten pack of Certs from '79 AND the ball of belly button lint!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:34 pm

mmmm....belly button lint!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:53 pm

You betcha...essence of MINT belly button lint!!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:10 pm

Gidgey - you really know how to treat a girl!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:18 pm

One never knows when one might need something that could serve as dental floss....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:28 pm

Or even as a wound cover!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:41 pm

Ever the Nursey....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:54 pm

Hey, at least I wouldn't pull a catheder out without FULLY deflating it!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:04 pm

No shit...I say that we wait outside the place that she did it and I kick her ass....whatdya think??? Jules can drive the getaway car and Gooch can get us coffee for afterwards....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:33 pm

And I can hobble along in pain! LOL...I never thought I'd say this....but I miss peeing without pain! Who knew that peeing would be taken for granted! I love peeing, well, until now....I hate it now...cuz it hurts! That bitch!!!! I still hurt as bad as when she did it. The pyridium does work for the most part, but I sure can tell when the meds have worn off! In the morning it takes about an hour for the meds to catch up and numb the pain a bit!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:55 pm

Oh, poor poor Nursie!!!

Thanks Gidge for giving me the driving task - you know I am a runner and hider as opposed to a fighter... I think I can handle the driving - as long as someone holds my coffee, so that it dosn't spill when we end up on two wheels going around the corners.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:35 pm

Mizz La Bambi is in charge of the coffee...AYE....you know me...I am a fighter not a lover....

Poor poor Nursie! The offer of a good and proper pull the cathedar out right bitch ass kicking whenever you want...consider it a rain check if you want...

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:39 pm

I can't even read the word catheter without cringing...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:44 pm

I spelldeded it wrong...that's what I get for typing in the dark.....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:46 pm

Not the spelling that made me cringe - it's the whole catheter...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:47 pm

I kinda figured that too...oh twin sister a year apart....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:05 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:No shit...I say that we wait outside the place that she did it and I kick her ass....whatdya think??? Jules can drive the getaway car and Gooch can get us coffee for afterwards....

Sure...send the Mexican to get the food....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:04 am

But Goochieface...you say SUCRE so sweet...and leche...and cafe....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:11 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:But Goochieface...you say SUCRE so sweet...and leche...and cafe....

Sure....mantequilla me up...

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:16 am

Mantequilla???

Porque!!!

ok, I am friken old.....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:20 am

July Cleaver wrote:Mantequilla???

Porque!!!

ok, I am friken old.....

Do you know what mantequilla is?

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:23 am

Si! When I was a kid, there was a parkay commercial, where the butter and the parkay would argue about who was better

They did one where the butter spoke spanish - and the butter would say "mantaquilla" and the parkay would say "porque" intead of parkay...

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:24 am

Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:42 am

July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!

They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:44 am

I had a girlfriend that was born and raised in Orange County who forgot her ID and INS held her for three days....refusing to let her back into the US....she was pretty pissed off....

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:06 am

Do you guys have your passports???

biLzamo · Post by **biLzamo** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:25 am

Gooch wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....

well ya do look pretty suspicious, like you might be smuggling pandas or something

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:46 am

yeah, Goochie has quite the innocent look about her - but you never know, there just may be a panda in her purse... She rolls like that, ya know!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:59 am

July Cleaver wrote:Do you guys have your passports???

I have to renew mine, but I can't find it, so probably means I have to get a new one.

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:00 am

biLzamo wrote:
Gooch wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....
well ya do look pretty suspicious, like you might be smuggling pandas or something

Okay...lets get this straight...I'm cats, July is pandas....I may sneak in a drunk parrot, but definitely not a panda...

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:51 am

time for a new thread here....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:53 am

obiwankobe wrote:time for a new thread here....

Pick one:

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:20 pm

Beg to differ Goochzilla...But I am the drunk parrot chick...

We don't need no stinkin' passaports to go to TJ...we should do that tomorrow girls!!!