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Welcome aboard Nursey!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:27 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:30 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Thank you thank you sweetie!!!! thanks for the refer! wish me luck tomorrow hun!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:30 pm
by a KROQ spy!
Hey Gidge, Nursey is the
69th member!!

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:31 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Uh Oh Spy....me believes that is a portent of things to come....

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:32 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
DIsPervertNurse wrote:Thank you thank you sweetie!!!! thanks for the refer! wish me luck tomorrow hun!
You know it toots....I will say a prayer for you too!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:37 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
oooopppss....clicked the wrong button....but tits alright i'll finger it out later....hhhheeeeehhhhheeee
thanks sweets...i will need it...kinda scared now
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:38 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
how come my pic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<over there dont work? i resized it so it would fit
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:39 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Awww sweetie....you will be just fine and when it's all over....just think of all the fun you will have and the money that you will save by not having to by all the shit that goes with having that body part!!! I am jealous!!
I gave you my cell number, right? If not...I will send you a private message.....
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:40 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
please resend it on Yahoo please hun....so i can add it to my cell phone
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:42 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Hokie pokie....I just sent you a private message anyway....
Sometimes, the picture thing is weird....do you have a photobucket account? That's where I store my stuff to upload here....it never works for me when I try and upload it from my pc....
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:44 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
no...i do have a kodak gallery one though...but i tried to link it via html and that didnt work either....very odd
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:45 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I used to have a picture of Sandra Dee as Gidget...the only way I could make it work was if it was stored somewhere....
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:47 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
i will have to try that then....damnit....i hate having to do that....i just want it to work the way its supposed to work...lol...is that too much to ask...lmao
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:52 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
You can post up in the forum part and ask Jack...I am a technodweeb...so, what do I know?? I only know what works for technodweebs....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:06 am
by assholitis
Helllooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse.

Welcome to the Shack.
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:47 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Kev is Whacko....Jack is Yakko and I am Dot.....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:22 am
by July Cleaver
Nursie!!!
Welcome to the fray - and congrats on being # 69.... I have a feeling that is somehow appropriate!!!
and, as far as the avitar thingy - the only way I have made it work is with photobucket...
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:35 am
by Gooch
assholitis wrote:Helllooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse.

Welcome to the Shack.
I love the Animaniacs!!! I just watched the Sing-A-Long the other day!!!
~I'm cute. Yes its true. I really can't help it, what can you do when you're cute? It's a chore!~ I love Dot!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:36 am
by Gooch
Welcome aboard Nurse!!!! Oh, and good luck....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:58 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Goochie...Jules and Kev...you guys are THE bestest!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:26 am
by RobertKP
Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation,
DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:35 am
by Glenn
a KROQ spy! wrote:Hey Gidge, Nursey is the
69th member!!

O I get it- "member" is a naughty word.
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:38 am
by RobertKP
Glenn wrote:a KROQ spy! wrote:Hey Gidge, Nursey is the
69th member!!

O I get it- "member" is a naughty word.
(Beavis laugh)Glenn said member.
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:42 am
by gidgetgoestohell
RobertKP wrote:Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation,
DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Nursey is having some surgery today...but it's NOT a sex change...per se...
She's an absolute doll and should have and provide some serious fun...also, she's a HUGE Clockwork Orange and Adicts fan.....
Ya know...you are right Robert...Gooch IS more of a Dot than I am....I am more of the granny from Something About Mary....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:53 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:RobertKP wrote:Better late than never? Welcome in, Nurseypoo & good luck with whatever you are having done. But if it is a sex change operation,
DON'T DO IT! We already have enough dudes here. We need to keep all the women just as they are!
AND by the way, Sorry Gidge but Goochie really IS Dot.

Nursey is having some surgery today...but it's NOT a sex change...per se...
She's an absolute doll and should have and provide some serious fun...also, she's a HUGE Clockwork Orange and Adicts fan.....
Ya know...you are right Robert...Gooch IS more of a Dot than I am....I am more of the granny from Something About Mary....

*GASP* I get to be Dot now!?!? Woo Hoo!!!
Nah Trixie...I picture you more like Slappy Squirrel...she rocks and has a hat...dare I say.....BINGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:56 am
by July Cleaver
Look!!! I found Nursie!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:02 am
by Gooch
Okay!!! I get it now!!! Nursie went in to get Yacko surgically removed....makes sense!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:02 am
by July Cleaver
And me...

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:07 am
by Gooch
haha!!! Then Gidge can be the Brain!!! Bubba Bo Bob Brain!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:09 am
by gidgetgoestohell
If Jules is Pinky...I am the Brain!!!
Notice the cowboy hat....BINGGGOOOO!!!!
Although...I could be Slappy...it's such a quandary....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:11 am
by gidgetgoestohell
OMG Goochzilla....JINX....you owe me a coke!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:14 am
by Gooch
I posted first!!! You owe me a Pepsi!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:26 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Nuh huh! I called JINX first...there's no sodage until the JINX is called...so by virtue of me JINXING first...I am the party of the first part you are the party of the second part eventhough you were the poster part of the first part which means, in summary, that you owe me a Coke!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:55 am
by July Cleaver
OOOOOH! Cheese! and Tinsel!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:01 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:08 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Pinkjules....are you pondering what I am pondering???
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:57 pm
by July Cleaver
Is this the perfect place for us to take over the WORLD???
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:04 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Yes Pinkjules...yes....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:34 pm
by July Cleaver
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yes Pinkjules...yes....
Why do I suddenly have a craving for orange julius???
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:38 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Mmmm...orange Juliuses....mmmmmm.....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:47 pm
by RobertKP

"Runt - Big & shaggy, loyal but dumb, more heart than sense."
Yup, that's me!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:12 pm
by RobertKP
I don't know, Gidge. Brain might be smart but Slappy is smart & cute (in a fluffy sort of way). Plus there's the perks (or pecs).
And on a purely personal note, I think it is very sad that I know so much about these cartoons. I don't even have kids!
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:34 pm
by assholitis
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Kev is Whacko....Jack is Yakko and I am Dot.....

Haha Wakko was totally my favorite. Good call.

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:35 pm
by assholitis
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Goochie...Jules and Kev...you guys are THE bestest!
Aww...well you're not so bad yourself, ya know.

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:36 pm
by assholitis
Gooch wrote:
lol Gidge is totally Slappy! One word: sassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:36 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Oklie doklie...Slappy is is! But I still wanna ponder pondering with Pinkyjules....
Kev....I love you man....

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:23 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Thanks for the VERY nice welcome! Surgery went well and doc already sent me home. And now all I have left is a play pen! woo hoo....still in a lot of pain, but all is well
This IS me isn't it! Well, I wish I was drawn that bad anyway! LOL
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:11 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Yeah!!! Glad to see you up and about....I was going to send you an email but I figured that you probably wouldn't check it for a week or so...

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:42 pm
by July Cleaver
Yay, Nursie! I hope your recovery is speedy... I am amazed at how fast you are up and around - but you don't strike me as a slugabed!
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:37 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Can't keep me down! LOL! They said I was doing so well they sent me home the net evening. Still in a lot of pain, but that will go away soon. I got my Vicodin's so that should be all good! LOL!
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:00 pm
by biLzamo
yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:10 pm
by Gooch
biLzamo wrote:yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!
Awww....biLzamo the charmer...

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:03 am
by DIsPervertNurse
And I just LOVE what you've done with your hair Gooch! LOL!
I have been told MANY times that the way I say goodbye on the phone sounds like Dot. You have no idea how much shit I catch for the way I say "bye bye". Years now that has followed me and I can't help it. It's just the way I say bye bye. It all started when a guy I used to work with, Adam, heard it when he was new to the shop, and the jokes ain't stopped since, and that was in 1995 or 1996 or so. It follows me to every base I get stationed at. It kills me! LOL
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:11 am
by Gooch
DIsPervertNurse wrote:And I just LOVE what you've done with your hair Gooch! LOL!
I have been told MANY times that the way I say goodbye on the phone sounds like Dot. You have no idea how much shit I catch for the way I say "bye bye". Years now that has followed me and I can't help it. It's just the way I say bye bye. It all started when a guy I used to work with, Adam, heard it when he was new to the shop, and the jokes ain't stopped since, and that was in 1995 or 1996 or so. It follows me to every base I get stationed at. It kills me! LOL
Thank you dahlink!!! Now I'm having a hard time changing my avatar to Dot....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:42 pm
by biLzamo
Gooch wrote:biLzamo wrote:yes, welcome aboard whoever you are!
Awww....biLzamo the charmer...

<charms da gooch> mon cheri, let me take you away to the casbah... then we can rock it like the clash.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:44 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
ok...bilZamo is Pepe Le Pew.......
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:47 pm
by biLzamo
a tragic life, indeed
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:53 pm
by Gooch
Aw...what a shame....I'm in the process of putting all my Pepe Le Pew stuff away. I had him and Penelope as my cake toppers on my wedding cake and then started to collect the teapots. All those puppies are being put away so they can appreciate in value and then sell them on ebay....may as well get something for my pain and suffering, right?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:03 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
bilZamo adn his amore.....

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:41 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Vous le vous cous chez avec moi cest sois?
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:19 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Mais NON...tu est mal...mais un autre fois....haaahhaaa ~siad with a frenchified accent~
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:53 am
by DIsPervertNurse

OUI! OUI! I already knew that, tell me something I don't know! LOL!....remember...#69...LMAO
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:57 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Stupide je je ne sais pas je pourrais le foregt soixante neuf!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:07 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Je, je suis mauvais, aucun No. de non, vous suis mauvais! Vous n'êtes pas même dessiné bien! LOL! Je t'aime Gidget!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:30 am
by July Cleaver
French Fries, French Toast, and Perrier.......
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:47 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Better Off Dead!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:28 pm
by July Cleaver
Ding ding ding..... You win a prize!!! Gidgey, do you still have those certs???
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:09 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Yes...I still have the half eaten pack of Certs from '79 AND the ball of belly button lint!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:34 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
mmmm....belly button lint!

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:53 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
You betcha...essence of MINT belly button lint!!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:10 pm
by July Cleaver
Gidgey - you really know how to treat a girl!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:18 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
One never knows when one might need something that could serve as dental floss....

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:28 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Or even as a wound cover!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:41 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Ever the Nursey....

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:54 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Hey, at least I wouldn't pull a catheder out without FULLY deflating it!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:04 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
No shit...I say that we wait outside the place that she did it and I kick her ass....whatdya think??? Jules can drive the getaway car and Gooch can get us coffee for afterwards....
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:33 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
And I can hobble along in pain! LOL...I never thought I'd say this....but I miss peeing without pain! Who knew that peeing would be taken for granted! I love peeing, well, until now....I hate it now...cuz it hurts! That bitch!!!! I still hurt as bad as when she did it. The pyridium does work for the most part, but I sure can tell when the meds have worn off! In the morning it takes about an hour for the meds to catch up and numb the pain a bit!
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:55 pm
by July Cleaver
Oh, poor poor Nursie!!!
Thanks Gidge for giving me the driving task - you know I am a runner and hider as opposed to a fighter... I think I can handle the driving - as long as someone holds my coffee, so that it dosn't spill when we end up on two wheels going around the corners.
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:35 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Mizz La Bambi is in charge of the coffee...AYE....you know me...I am a fighter not a lover....
Poor poor Nursie! The offer of a good and proper pull the cathedar out right bitch ass kicking whenever you want...consider it a rain check if you want...
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:39 pm
by July Cleaver
I can't even read the word catheter without cringing...
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:44 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I spelldeded it wrong...that's what I get for typing in the dark.....
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:46 pm
by July Cleaver
Not the spelling that made me cringe - it's the whole catheter...
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:47 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I kinda figured that too...oh twin sister a year apart....

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:05 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:No shit...I say that we wait outside the place that she did it and I kick her ass....whatdya think??? Jules can drive the getaway car and Gooch can get us coffee for afterwards....
Sure...send the Mexican to get the food....

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:04 am
by gidgetgoestohell
But Goochieface...you say SUCRE so sweet...and leche...and cafe....
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:11 am
by Gooch
gidgetgoestohell wrote:But Goochieface...you say SUCRE so sweet...and leche...and cafe....
Sure....mantequilla me up...
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:16 am
by July Cleaver
Mantequilla???
Porque!!!
ok, I am friken old.....
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:20 am
by Gooch
July Cleaver wrote:Mantequilla???
Porque!!!
ok, I am friken old.....
Do you know what mantequilla is?
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:23 am
by July Cleaver
Si! When I was a kid, there was a parkay commercial, where the butter and the parkay would argue about who was better
They did one where the butter spoke spanish - and the butter would say "mantaquilla" and the parkay would say "porque" intead of parkay...
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:24 am
by July Cleaver
Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:42 am
by Gooch
July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:44 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I had a girlfriend that was born and raised in Orange County who forgot her ID and INS held her for three days....refusing to let her back into the US....she was pretty pissed off....

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:06 am
by July Cleaver
Do you guys have your passports???
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:25 am
by biLzamo
Gooch wrote:July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....

well ya do look pretty suspicious, like you might be smuggling pandas or something
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:46 am
by July Cleaver
yeah, Goochie has quite the innocent look about her - but you never know, there just may be a panda in her purse... She rolls like that, ya know!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:59 am
by Gooch
July Cleaver wrote:Do you guys have your passports???
I have to renew mine, but I can't find it, so probably means I have to get a new one.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:00 am
by Gooch
biLzamo wrote:Gooch wrote:July Cleaver wrote:Plus, I always ask for mantaquilla for my langosta.... Damn-we need a mexico trip!!!
They may not let me back in the country. I had a hard time getting back in last time....damn Gringos....I even had a white man with me to prove that I was a citizen and they still gave me a hard time...granted the white guy was Dave....hmmm...maybe that was the problem....

well ya do look pretty suspicious, like you might be smuggling pandas or something
Okay...lets get this straight...I'm cats, July is pandas....I may sneak in a drunk parrot, but definitely not a panda...
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:51 am
by obiwankobe
time for a new thread here....
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:53 am
by Gooch
obiwankobe wrote:time for a new thread here....
Pick one:

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:20 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Beg to differ Goochzilla...But I am the drunk parrot chick...
We don't need no stinkin' passaports to go to TJ...we should do that tomorrow girls!!!