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....boom-shaka-lacha, your momma smells like ca-ca.


There, I feel much better now!

If you'd have said menthol ciggarettes and gallo salami - that would have been my pick for sure... Mom went on a salami binge in the late 70's that made the whole house smell like that crap - and it's one of those smells that haunts me to this day...

Last summer, I went to a birthday party at my friends house, for her step-daughter..... They were singing a song about roses smelling like poo poo....

..... I scratched my head, and wondered - "what ever happened to the good old days when we sang about sex, drugs, and violence?"