Panda Porn

All useless chat to pass the time goes here.

Moderator: Admin

Post Reply
User avatar
obiwankobe
Posts: 2828
Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:56 am
Location: Newbury Park
Contact:

Panda Porn

Post by obiwankobe »

Image
Caught on camera ... this encounter was apparently unsuccessful.

'Panda porn' to encourage mating

By CNN's Narunart Prapanya
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 Posted: 1151 GMT (1951 HKT)






BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love.

The pandas' first mating season -- a three-day window -- came last week. Despite a widely-publicized encounter between Chuang Chuang, a 6-year-old male, and 5-year-old Lin Hui, the mating apparently was unsuccessful.

Zoo administrator Prasertsak Puttrakul, who leads a team taking care of the pandas, noted they tend to live in isolation in the wild, and do not witness other pandas mating. "That's why they are bound to extinction should there be no help," he said.

Recent panda reproduction in the United States and Japan stemmed from artificial breeding, he said.

Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.

The pandas are on a 10-year loan from China to Thailand's Chieng Mai Zoo, about 700 kilometers (435 miles) north of Bangkok.

They have proved enormously popular -- in the past two years, the number of visitors to the zoo has doubled from 600,000 to 1.2 million people. Of those, three-fourths come to see the panda couple, paying an extra 50 baht ($1.50) on top of the zoo entrance fee.

The Thai government pays $250,000 a year to Wulong Panda Research Institute in China to rent Chuang Chuang -- whose name means "clever" -- and Lin Hui, whose name means "beautiful forest."
-tom

~"Let there be no conflict in America, if you bother me, I whup yo' ass."~Charles Barkley
Gooch
Posts: 2858
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:37 am
Location: Claremont, CA
Contact:

Post by Gooch »

Haha!!! They pick the perfect place!!!
~Gooch

"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
RobertKP
Posts: 752
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:47 pm
Location: Upland, CA
Contact:

Post by RobertKP »

Good one, Gooch!
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
Gooch
Posts: 2858
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:37 am
Location: Claremont, CA
Contact:

Post by Gooch »

~takes a bow~
~Gooch

"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off..."
July Cleaver
Posts: 594
Joined: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:19 am
Location: San Clemente, CA
Contact:

Post by July Cleaver »

OOH! Baby panda's on the way!!! Go Panda's Go!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
gidgetgoestohell
Posts: 4942
Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:57 am
Location: Guada La Habra, CA

Post by gidgetgoestohell »

I could hear Jule's slipping off her naugahyde couch due to excess...RULE NUMBER 2.......:D
Gidge

~I came for Jonsey. I stayed for the MMS. Now that Dicky is gone, so am I~
Post Reply