Politicians & Gun

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:41 pm

Arnie, shoots guns & movies.

Saddam shoots Iraqi citizens - no prob.

Cheyney, shoots US citizens.

RickyS · Post by **RickyS** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:23 pm

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:33 pm

I went shooting some clay pigeons once. Couldnt shoot a real bird though, Must admit it was fun.

When Cheyney was shooting Quail I though they meant Dan Quail.

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:02 pm

David Letterman Top 10 List

#4 "Hey, he tried to go gay cowboy on me!"

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:07 pm

ha ha

I hope that the admin understand now why I prefer not to go to Iraq to stand in front of a gun.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:16 pm

Bush on gun safety - "Shotguns are no more dangerous than riding a bicycle"

jr · Post by jr » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:10 pm

it makes you wonder what he man BEHIND GW is pointing at and saying...
hmmm.....

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:58 am

I like the pink hat on that guy

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:15 am

In Texas...pink hats mean....HIDE THE STEERS.....

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:07 pm

How did the Texan find the sheep in the tall grass?

veeerrryyy satisfying!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:12 pm

ha ha ha

usually that is a kiwi joke.

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:08 pm

I Kiwi with a sheep under his arm, walks into his bed room where his wife is napping. He says "this is the pig I'm fucking when you are not around." His wife says "that is a sheep under your arm, not a pig!" He says "I was talking to the sheep!"

Ba dom bomp!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:52 am

raciest

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:28 pm

Glenn wrote:raciest

Am I raciest against women, sheep, or pigs?

Oh, you mean the Kiwi thing? Yea, I am so tired of all those Kiwi's coming over here from their island paradise, and stealing all of our jobs. And why don't they learn the language? Come on! If you are going come here to the good 'ol U.S. of A, try to assimilate a little better. I can spot a Kiwi from a mile away. There are just way too many of "you people" here now.

Oh yea, do you know what Kiwi's consider the greatest gift to New Zealand from the US?

I hope you know I'm kidding. I just love all you funny talking bastards!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:35 pm

OneOldPunk wrote:
Glenn wrote:raciest
Am I raciest against women, sheep, or pigs?

Oh yea, do you know what Kiwi's consider the greatest gift to New Zealand from the US?

Hollywood

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:57 pm

Glenn wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote:
Glenn wrote:raciest
Am I raciest against women, sheep, or pigs?

Oh yea, do you know what Kiwi's consider the greatest gift to New Zealand from the US?

Hollywood

Nope.

Brown Trout. They (Kiwis) first planted them at Lake Taupo in 1886, but failed. In 1903, the US sent a stronger breed to Lakes Rotorua and Taupo ,creating some of the best trout fishing anywhere, thus boosting the local economy. Oh yea, and much like we did to our Native Americans, the government took away the land around the lakes belonging to the Māori, once they found out what a money maker it was.

Just a little useless trivia for ya.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:01 pm

It was a fair deal.

We gave them glass beads & (ratgut) alchohol in exchange.

Yip, I know thoses areas well from my youth.

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:11 pm

Have you fished those areas? I would love to make it out there to do some fishing some day. That is after I get my 200Lb+ Bluefin Tuna from the surrounding waters.

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:31 pm

Lake Taupo - (lies beneat the ski area slopes) when I was a kid our family rented a boat and went trout fishing on Taupo, but it was the off season and we didnt so some well. I am not really a keen fisher. Only other time I went fishing (apert from off the wharf) was in Hawii deep sea fishing.

Rotoroa is a geo-thermal area. Stinks like sulpher. Geysers and famous for hot mud. Went there a ton of times as a kid. Smells like a big fart.

Both areas are great tourist trout fishing areas.

I still say NZ makes more money from stealing Hollywood than fish.

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:42 pm

OneOldPunk · Post by **OneOldPunk** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:47 pm

There is no doubt that they make more money from film. But they do like their fishies also!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:47 pm

Glenn wrote:raciest

Oopsie...Glenn wasn't calling you a racist...he was saying you are RACY...as in hubba hubba look at those racy red boots you are wearing...hot dayyyummm....like that....

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:00 pm

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:08 pm

I like your version of it better....