You got a motherfuckin' headache? pop some Bayer
i got more rhymes than Mercer Mayer
i'm the Mayor McCheese on the fantasy isle
so get down on your knees and hum on this for while
i'm like a divine child, but i ain't from hey dearborn
i'll sodomize Thighmaster's ass with ear full of corn
or a ear full of raps that are hot as my shit
it's too bad you gots a clit, cuz if you had a dick i'd be suckin' on it.
i smoke more grass than the Dahli Lama
i get more ass than your dead grand-mama
i'll fuck your shitbox like Karl Malone
so deliver me some mail and i'll throw you a bone
and stick in yo mouth and chomp on it like a dog
hey Abe Lincoln, go build me a fucking cabin with this log!
i speak more truth than Michael Bluth
my shit doesn't stink, it tastes like a Baby Ruth
i'll murder your father with a sledgehammer
and spike your blow with some arm and hammer
don't stammer, my rhymes flow like mt vesuvius
get on the dancefloor with OJ and groove to this
i'll smoke crack in the bathroom like i'm Marion Barry
i ain't the easter bunny, i'm the Cock Fairy
look underneath your pillow and you'll find my ding dong
i'm the hostess with the mostest, and i'll kick your fucking ass in ping pong.
i'll fuckin serve you breakfast but i won't call you the next day
all the fucking momos wanna assfuck OJ
my name might be j=Julius, but i ain't tickilish
floss my teeth with your pubes, you taste like licorice!
drink my jazz like it's a fucking Shamrock Shake
i'll show San Fran a real kinda earth quake
as i freebase some meth like Jodi Sweetin
i'll give your ass a nice hot eatin'
tossin' your salad, you can call me Islam
i'd rather rape your baby brother than touch your mom
i drop more bombs than Nagasaki
I'm hotter than regurgitated chicken teriyaki
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Have a happy Easter man - nah it's Farrah Fawcett bombshell ain't it Rotter and what is old $6,000,000 doing. I couldn't contribute to the Gilligan's idland thread cos luckily no tv. company in the UK would touch it. No we had fantasy island instead, another load of toss.rotter wrote:The horses' mouthchriswasanon wrote:I really lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve your avatar man.
The rubber head does it for me.
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But well now....Lee Majors. Now didn't the red track-suited one get rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar being? If my memory serves me well and after all that glue I sniffed it still does serve pretty damn well.
Logically he will now in our latest, "where are they now" Majors feature be most prob(ab)ly rusting in some junkyard. An obsolescent (I can't wait for the oil to run out, that is going to be so much fun!) with 0 but washing machines, old XT computers, unwanted vacuum cleaners, buicks and morris minor cars etc. and the dog to keep him company. The junkyard dog.
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My sets are still posted to GMT.
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
I don't know if any of you watch "Robot Chicken" but they did the funniest little parody of the Six Million Dollar Man called the Six Million Peso Man... they rebuilt a Mexican to be stronger, faster, etc. Then when they asked him to do his first mission he used his bionic speed to haul ass over the US border, never to be seen again.... LOL