AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!MAYBE.....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:18 pm

ol' shloe talk too much wit a belly full 'o' grog!!!.....Do yea think mateys?
...well at least I didn't punch no womans...and the kings men didn't come.
...and that after having a beer thrown at me!

Avast yea there landlubbers...I be going below...Ive got the watch at 12 bells...steady as goes mateys...night Captain Jack....wherever you are!

silly huh?

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:49 am

a pirate I shall be.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:06 am

AAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:41 am

I'll be the pirate of "pissflaps"

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:51 am

eye laddy....that yea be....that yea be!(whatever a pissflap is)

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:53 am

what scares me is that i *think* i know what pissflaps are

at least what they'd be in Rotterspeak

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:58 am

Oh yeah Rotterspeak....now I know...I think in latin there called labia(s)
Right rot?......they got two of em...major and minor....Friggin Rubix
cubes I tell ya.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:59 am

...but who dont love a good puzzle...eh?...wink, wink...nod,nod....????

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:01 am

dang...I had to go get the manual!

http://www.luckymojo.com/faqs/altsex/vulva.html

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:12 am

well!

that was........... educational..........

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:26 am

You get your money's worth here!

LOL

I knew a girl who lived in a squat called "Mouldy Piss flaps." People can be so unkind to one another.

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:29 am

That was my 100th post - a milestone has been passed!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:50 pm

shloemoe wrote:Oh yeah Rotterspeak....now I know...I think in latin there called labia(s)
Right rot?......they got two of em...major and minor....Friggin Rubix
cubes I tell ya.

Taste great too!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:54 pm

rotter wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Oh yeah Rotterspeak....now I know...I think in latin there called labia(s)
Right rot?......they got two of em...major and minor....Friggin Rubix
cubes I tell ya.
Taste great too!

Fucking idiot!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:41 pm

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:55 am

shloemoe wrote:eye laddy....that yea be....that yea be!(whatever a pissflap is)

A pissflap is a meat substitute...put the cock away and try some.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:56 am

LATaurus wrote:well!

that was........... educational..........

I thought you have a cunt?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:58 am

shloemoe wrote:...but who dont love a good puzzle...eh?...wink, wink...nod,nod....????

hmmm.....spoken like a true JohnLydon.com message board veteran.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:59 am

Glenn wrote:a pirate I shall be.

go down to the pig and whistle matey.....

Bring me my fuckin grog bitch!