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Hork - the definition... part two

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Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...

It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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have you ever blown a piece 'o' food thru there while laughing?
...and ya still cant stop....can you say sinus infection...days later
...maybe not so funny!
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It only lets you vote ONCE....bastards....
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dictionaries are based on convention....the lisener "knows" what the speaker means....was that the essence of the meaning of hork when it was used back then......when it was used?
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Jules and I argue about this to the point of fist fights....I say HARK...and she says that is what angels do....
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I met an angle once...I wish Ida kick her in the !@#$...nuff said


...isn't is lowe hark the herolds angels sing....then throw monkey
dung on em!!!!!!
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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

Somethin' like that....I hate Christmas...sooooo....you should probably ask Jules that question.....
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you mean Jewell?
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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

Nope....Jules....July Cleaver.....
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we haven't interacted july....but Ive seen she's funny!
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Oh yeah i see it's her thread....um ok then.
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Yeah....but I have a better right cross..so...it's a push.....:)
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right cross?....I gotta go cook dinner!
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Hehehehehehehe....no worries Shloe...whatcha cookin'???
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Right cross huh?....that has particular meaning to old shloe....call me paranoid, but I think you breed a malicious agenda for ol' shloe!
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Naaaaaaaa....it's just the truth Shloie....simple, plain truth...she'd tell you the same....she's cuter...I am meaner.....
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Re: Hork - the definition... part two

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July Cleaver wrote:Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...

It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking


i voted!!

but Gidge is right it only lets you vote once

I'll have to vote again from work tomorrow :twisted:
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shloemoe wrote:right cross?....I gotta go cook dinner!
I'm gonna hork in your dinner :P
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Post by July Cleaver »

Gidge speaks the truth, especially the right cross part. She failed to mention the uppercuts, rabbit punches, body blows, and other assorted punches that she has perfected.

I, on the other hand, have perfected the run and hide behind the bouncer manuver - which works quite well for me.

Thanks for the thumbs up on the hork guys! I am so proud *sniff*
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Schlomoe - in honor of your pirate avitar - I thought I'd show you the cake my friend made for my son's 3rd birthday...

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Marble cake with strawberries and whipped cream filling, and really yummy fudgy frosting - it was pretty darned amazing!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Gidge gives body blows? :D I have a body part I'd love to have blown......hehe :lol:
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WOW!Awesome cake..... 8)
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Awesome, indeed! AND it tasted as good as it looked!!! My friend ROCKS the cakes!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Your a COOL mom to give your son such a cool cake.....I bet he loved it 8)
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AAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....Tis a pirates life fer me!
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Your're an ass pirate.... :lol:
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I believe it's "Butt Pirate"
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no...its ass pirate..around here anyways. :P Doncha just love a womans ass? :D
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Hey shloe.....Ever had a "rodeo fuck"?Just get her from behind and jam the jam and tell her shes' the worrrrrst fuck you ever had........then hang on! :lol:
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shloemoe wrote:AAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....Tis a pirates life fer me!
I had 15 pirates, aged 2 to 12 at my house on sunday! We had a treasure chest pinata, played stick the eyepatch on the pirate, and a batman bouncehouse (courtesy of my neighbors) The kids had a blast, my son was overwhelmed, and I was exhausted... Everything a 3 year old's party should be!

They taught the 2 year olds to say ARRGH and Ahoy! It was damn cute!
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Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt :D ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.

.....AAARRRHHHH!

Poor Jonsey!!!
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fuck!wish I had a party like that... :cry: I want an avril pinata :D
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shloemoe wrote:Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt :D ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.

.....AAARRRHHHH!
Yeah...i noticed.My heart belongs to a very powerful woman with a great butt... :D I shall weaken her just long enough to sneak attack that political tool :lol:
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yeah...my boy is 16 now....that was so much fun!....If I ever pull
my head out of this Malestrom of malais I call my ass I'd like
to hoodwink a woman into domestic bliss again.... :?
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Stay down for the cause Rot!
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aaaaahahhaaaaaa.....hoodwink.....ahahaha. :lol:
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Is hoodwinking a pirate trick?
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Dressing up the the cock in pirate outfit is a funny trick....then sailing the red sea.Oh shit...I fell outta the coo-coos nest... :?
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shloemoe wrote:Stay down for the cause Rot!
I'm down.....looking up at the cause :D
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July Cleaver wrote:Is hoodwinking a pirate trick?
arrrgggggggg.....I'm capt.hindgrinder :D
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argggggg.....this is my 500th post...arrrrrrgggggg.....500 posts about nothin...hahahahahaaaaaa :lol:
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Post by shloemoe »

Well I can get into trouble given away pirate secrets, but yeah
hoodwinking is coming about flying allied colors then at the last
minute raising the jolly rodger!!! :twisted: ....something you
women are not unfamiliar with. :)


500 posts eh......AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....steady as she goes matey
....steady as she goes......Crap Im not gonna get stuck in pirate
charactor for days on end again....am I?
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