Hork - the definition... part two
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Hork - the definition... part two
Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...
It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0
To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose
I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!
tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking
It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0
To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose
I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!
tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Re: Hork - the definition... part two
July Cleaver wrote:Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...
It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0
To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose
I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!
tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking
i voted!!
but Gidge is right it only lets you vote once
I'll have to vote again from work tomorrow
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Gidge speaks the truth, especially the right cross part. She failed to mention the uppercuts, rabbit punches, body blows, and other assorted punches that she has perfected.
I, on the other hand, have perfected the run and hide behind the bouncer manuver - which works quite well for me.
Thanks for the thumbs up on the hork guys! I am so proud *sniff*
I, on the other hand, have perfected the run and hide behind the bouncer manuver - which works quite well for me.
Thanks for the thumbs up on the hork guys! I am so proud *sniff*
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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Schlomoe - in honor of your pirate avitar - I thought I'd show you the cake my friend made for my son's 3rd birthday...
Marble cake with strawberries and whipped cream filling, and really yummy fudgy frosting - it was pretty darned amazing!
Marble cake with strawberries and whipped cream filling, and really yummy fudgy frosting - it was pretty darned amazing!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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I had 15 pirates, aged 2 to 12 at my house on sunday! We had a treasure chest pinata, played stick the eyepatch on the pirate, and a batman bouncehouse (courtesy of my neighbors) The kids had a blast, my son was overwhelmed, and I was exhausted... Everything a 3 year old's party should be!shloemoe wrote:AAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....Tis a pirates life fer me!
They taught the 2 year olds to say ARRGH and Ahoy! It was damn cute!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.
.....AAARRRHHHH!
Poor Jonsey!!!
of "doll parts" It would be butt ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.
.....AAARRRHHHH!
Poor Jonsey!!!
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Shloemoe has gone. Adieu...Adieu!
Yeah...i noticed.My heart belongs to a very powerful woman with a great butt... I shall weaken her just long enough to sneak attack that political toolshloemoe wrote:Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.
.....AAARRRHHHH!
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Well I can get into trouble given away pirate secrets, but yeah
hoodwinking is coming about flying allied colors then at the last
minute raising the jolly rodger!!! ....something you
women are not unfamiliar with.
500 posts eh......AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....steady as she goes matey
....steady as she goes......Crap Im not gonna get stuck in pirate
charactor for days on end again....am I?
hoodwinking is coming about flying allied colors then at the last
minute raising the jolly rodger!!! ....something you
women are not unfamiliar with.
500 posts eh......AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....steady as she goes matey
....steady as she goes......Crap Im not gonna get stuck in pirate
charactor for days on end again....am I?
Shloemoe has gone. Adieu...Adieu!