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Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 6:47 pm**

Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...

It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 6:53 pm**

have you ever blown a piece 'o' food thru there while laughing?
...and ya still cant stop....can you say sinus infection...days later
...maybe not so funny!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 6:55 pm**

It only lets you vote ONCE....bastards....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 6:56 pm**

dictionaries are based on convention....the lisener "knows" what the speaker means....was that the essence of the meaning of hork when it was used back then......when it was used?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 6:58 pm**

Jules and I argue about this to the point of fist fights....I say HARK...and she says that is what angels do....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:03 pm**

I met an angle once...I wish Ida kick her in the !@#$...nuff said

...isn't is lowe hark the herolds angels sing....then throw monkey
dung on em!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:04 pm**

Somethin' like that....I hate Christmas...sooooo....you should probably ask Jules that question.....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:07 pm**

you mean Jewell?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:08 pm**

Nope....Jules....July Cleaver.....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:12 pm**

we haven't interacted july....but Ive seen she's funny!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:15 pm**

Oh yeah i see it's her thread....um ok then.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:16 pm**

Yeah....but I have a better right cross..so...it's a push.....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:18 pm**

right cross?....I gotta go cook dinner!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:19 pm**

Hehehehehehehe....no worries Shloe...whatcha cookin'???

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:38 pm**

Right cross huh?....that has particular meaning to old shloe....call me paranoid, but I think you breed a malicious agenda for ol' shloe!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 7:39 pm**

Naaaaaaaa....it's just the truth Shloie....simple, plain truth...she'd tell you the same....she's cuter...I am meaner.....

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:32 pm**

July Cleaver wrote:Since I couldn't bear to bring back the topic that this issue first appeared in - I started a new one...

It's now in the urban dictionary - and I implore all of you to go and give it a thumbs up...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... rk&defid=0

To laugh while consuming food or beverage, expelling said consumable out one's nose

I was reading a post on the message board, and I horked pepsi out my nose, it was so funny!

tags hork horked horks horking hark harked harking

i voted!!

but Gidge is right it only lets you vote once

I'll have to vote again from work tomorrow

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 5:15 am**

shloemoe wrote:right cross?....I gotta go cook dinner!

I'm gonna hork in your dinner

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:32 am**

Gidge speaks the truth, especially the right cross part. She failed to mention the uppercuts, rabbit punches, body blows, and other assorted punches that she has perfected.

I, on the other hand, have perfected the run and hide behind the bouncer manuver - which works quite well for me.

Thanks for the thumbs up on the hork guys! I am so proud *sniff*

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:38 am**

Schlomoe - in honor of your pirate avitar - I thought I'd show you the cake my friend made for my son's 3rd birthday...

Marble cake with strawberries and whipped cream filling, and really yummy fudgy frosting - it was pretty darned amazing!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:39 am**

Gidge gives body blows?

I have a body part I'd love to have blown......hehe

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:40 am**

WOW!Awesome cake.....

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:49 am**

Awesome, indeed! AND it tasted as good as it looked!!! My friend ROCKS the cakes!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:51 am**

Your a COOL mom to give your son such a cool cake.....I bet he loved it

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:54 am**

AAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....Tis a pirates life fer me!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 6:58 am**

Your're an ass pirate....

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:01 am**

I believe it's "Butt Pirate"

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:03 am**

no...its ass pirate..around here anyways.

Doncha just love a womans ass?

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:07 am**

Hey shloe.....Ever had a "rodeo fuck"?Just get her from behind and jam the jam and tell her shes' the worrrrrst fuck you ever had........then hang on!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:11 am**

shloemoe wrote:AAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....Tis a pirates life fer me!

I had 15 pirates, aged 2 to 12 at my house on sunday! We had a treasure chest pinata, played stick the eyepatch on the pirate, and a batman bouncehouse (courtesy of my neighbors) The kids had a blast, my son was overwhelmed, and I was exhausted... Everything a 3 year old's party should be!

They taught the 2 year olds to say ARRGH and Ahoy! It was damn cute!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:14 am**

Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt

....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.

.....AAARRRHHHH!

Poor Jonsey!!!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:15 am**

fuck!wish I had a party like that...

I want an avril pinata

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:19 am**

shloemoe wrote:Yes Rot if I was stranded on a desert Island and had my choice
of "doll parts" It would be butt ....shloemoe doesn't like to conceed
,in the company of woman, that they have that power over us.
Do ya notice how they use that thing as a political tool...they can hold
and sway the hearts 'n' minds of the best of us with those things.

.....AAARRRHHHH!

Yeah...i noticed.My heart belongs to a very powerful woman with a great butt...

I shall weaken her just long enough to sneak attack that political tool

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:22 am**

yeah...my boy is 16 now....that was so much fun!....If I ever pull
my head out of this Malestrom of malais I call my ass I'd like
to hoodwink a woman into domestic bliss again....

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:25 am**

Stay down for the cause Rot!

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:26 am**

aaaaahahhaaaaaa.....hoodwink.....ahahaha.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:29 am**

Is hoodwinking a pirate trick?

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:35 am**

Dressing up the the cock in pirate outfit is a funny trick....then sailing the red sea.Oh shit...I fell outta the coo-coos nest...

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:36 am**

shloemoe wrote:Stay down for the cause Rot!

I'm down.....looking up at the cause

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:37 am**

July Cleaver wrote:Is hoodwinking a pirate trick?

arrrgggggggg.....I'm capt.hindgrinder

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 7:41 am**

argggggg.....this is my 500th post...arrrrrrgggggg.....500 posts about nothin...hahahahahaaaaaa

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 8:02 am**

Well I can get into trouble given away pirate secrets, but yeah
hoodwinking is coming about flying allied colors then at the last
minute raising the jolly rodger!!!

....something you
women are not unfamiliar with.

500 posts eh......AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!.....steady as she goes matey
....steady as she goes......Crap Im not gonna get stuck in pirate
charactor for days on end again....am I?

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