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Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 10:39 am**

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaahahahahahahahaha...S-I-C-K.....

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 11:00 am**

AAAaaaaaaahahhaaaaaaaaa.....circus fuck!

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 12:08 pm**

yeah I couldn't come up with nuthin either...2 days 'o' silence
then this?...oh well...can only get better from here!

let the clairon(er however you spell it) of comedy go out across
the realm and call the faithful to the alter of hork!

....least I got another pic for me collection!

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 12:49 pm**

what Karl forgot to mention is, that IS him on all fours......

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 12:49 pm**

omg
this thread should be renamed.

how to loose weight by looking at pics

omg
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 12:55 pm**

My guy was kinda cute.....he had a lil pee pee...but whatta nice bod....

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 1:06 pm**

So what's little?....looks like his shirt is a good SIX or SEVEN inches
away from his body....dont make rehash my penis size thing again.

The midget's wank is porportionately like 2 feet long....they say size
does matter though....you ladies down for a TWO FOOT WANK

....cool name for a band huh?

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 1:10 pm**

...like I said...he had a nice bod....

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 1:34 pm**

ahahah
nice bod and little wank
not so nice!!!

ahahhaha
the dwarf with the 2 foot cock..

sounds like a mini series.

ahahah

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 4:14 pm**

OK...I think everybodys shocked into silence over jr's
love fer TWO FOOT COCK....lets keep the ball rolling
...uh....yeah...mini series....that's funny jr

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 9:46 pm**

shloe... who said anything about love?
cirque de soleil aint my thang

to each his or her own.

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 9:48 pm**

just laying down the footings fer comedy mam....let's not read more inta
it

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 10:17 pm**

...and in the center ring...we have JR on trapeze....

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 11:05 pm**

how nice that gidge ribbed somebody else for a change!!!!Remember
(shloemoe assumes that everyone else has a memory like his)the
chick I talked about with the historectomy?......how can I convert this
into comedy?(she spys on me with vindictiveness in her mind)....
cirque de soleil!(which is funny!)...we are talking a foot 'n' a half
in the center ring!(not me a "smoke detector"...I'm gonna pay for that somehow....but yet I hit the submit button......HI!!!!!...oh ignore if you will...my drunken ass deserves it!

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 12:07 am**

Oh crap...I'm not trying to subtract from the "angels halos" of women
in general who've had historectomys...oh crap how does a horney
middle aged man recover from talking crap about a woman with a historectomy?..im a...now ya see why ol' shloe's celibate.....

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 12:33 am**

....and in the second ring.....we have Shloe on bareback!!!!

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 1:34 am**

Huh?......Freak runs in the blood!!!!what can I say?(circus music with kaliope!)

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 5:48 am**

For the benefit of Mr. Shloe....there will be a show tonight.....

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 12:30 pm**

Cause I'm Special!!!

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 2:57 pm**

Mr. S & H assures us their production will be second to none...and of course Harry the Horse dances the waltz!!!!

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 4:52 am**

Being for the benefit of

I remember listening to Sgt. Pepper with a head full of mushrooms and passing out, Hendrix "Are you Experienced" was better.

I don't know where the thread is now but I watched Cox's film, "Sid 'n' Nancy" again and what struck me apart from all the King Mob repro Seditionaires stuff was that all the extras had big 80's style hair. At the time I didn't think anything of it but now it seems noticeable. I think Cox should not have pussied out with the romantic ending either. It was a squalid end to the former "bassist" of the Sex Pistols.

Sid quote:

"I hate films, its pretence, it's lies, it's shit. Like if you filmed a day in the life of me for instance...that is the most boring thing on earth. It makes me sick to think to think that people will act out parts and, you know, like make it all seem larger than life, just so that some crud out there can get off on some fantasy: that life is wonderful and one day..."

Alex Cox and Abbe Wool. "Love kills, Sid and Nancy." Faber and Faber 1986.

The film was shot in 11 weeks and by the end of which they had 3 hours 50 minutes of footage which was reduced to less than two.

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 5:27 pm**

gidgetgoestohell wrote:...and in the center ring...we have JR on trapeze....

Jr on trapeze?

Get the fuck outta my way dammit....I want a closer look at that sequined ass

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 6:16 pm**

you should see what else is sequined.

hahah

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 6:54 pm**

I can't perform - I am entirely too enthralled with jr's sequins...

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 7:36 pm**

(Hidden on the catwalk above the lights,shloemoe dressed in leotard
and too-too, cuts a fraying rope for the trapeze and mutters...)"Im always being upstaged by that %$#@!.... I'll fix her this time!!!!MUUAAAHHAAA!"

dont worry jackers there's always a saftey net for the humurous!

..besides how often do I get a legitmate chance to wear tards...

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 9:31 pm**

Oh Shloe....you sexxxaaaayyyy beast......

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 11:03 pm**

Purple Spandex?

*swoons* Thats almost as hypnotic as sequins...

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 4:41 am**

jr wrote:you should see what else is sequined.

hahah

lemme guess?My parking spot for the van?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 4:43 am**

July Cleaver wrote:I can't perform - I am entirely too enthralled with jr's sequins...

Thats ok July...you just walk around and look shexie and pinch your nips

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 9:42 am**

rotter wrote:
jr wrote:you should see what else is sequined.

hahah
lemme guess?My parking spot for the van?

amongst other things... VAN? i heard it was a compact sedan
that bedazzler sure comes in handy...

i could bedazzle you shloe... then we can work as a tandem tightrope team.....

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 2:41 pm**

You already do plenty of bedazzling my little duck(though your posts
lately have been a little lackluster)

...I know...THE VAN?

Tandem?...Shloemoe Ze Great shares zee spotlight wheez no one

....The van?......

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 2:49 pm**

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 2:50 pm**

Scooby Doo....where are you?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 2:56 pm**

jr wrote:
rotter wrote:
jr wrote:you should see what else is sequined.

hahah
lemme guess?My parking spot for the van?
amongst other things... VAN? i heard it was a compact sedan
that bedazzler sure comes in handy...

i could bedazzle you shloe... then we can work as a tandem tightrope team.....

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:10 pm**

fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget

I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that

I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:14 pm**

gidge...your crotchteeth needs brushin and flossin..you got a piece of meat stuck in them chops

.....do you wanna kick my nuts in now,or wait till ya get home?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:36 pm**

OK

Sir Rot ladies and gentlemen.....let's give it up!!!!
(Queen Victoria's birthday ya know.....Methinks Rot needs to work
less so he can practice drinking....Shloemoe's opinion)

K here's some more, Paul Anka.....Total Bore or not a bore?
Half way through the rebroadcast.....OMFG!!! we're taking calls.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:42 pm**

I haven't had any drinks yet.....bet the fireworks are crackin...Happy Vic D...

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:42 pm**

I like Paul Anka

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:46 pm**

"Yea it's so important to learn how to read sheet music"----talking to
a pistol....what the fuck?....shut that mealy mouthed poofter up!

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:48 pm**

aaaaahahaaaaaaaaaa

poofter up...nice

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 5:53 pm**

I hate it when Jonsey trys to hob-knob with who he sees as the
upper crust of entertainment...who's gives a shit about paul anka?
...c'ept Rotter

.....and who can figure him out?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:09 pm**

Jonsey does what he wants...he's a SeX PisTol,mannnn...

I just hope he doesn't have Paris on his show.....blahhhhhh

..or that cunt Avril,just as badddddd.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:13 pm**

I like Paul Anka too;and Neil Diamond,Barry Manilow

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:16 pm**

Mrs RoTT..I'll sing you pretty love songs,will that get me a blowjobbins?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:17 pm**

OMG...well to each his own...I know those artists had some influence
on a lot of people...but come on they rock like I snore!!!!!!

....Besides you guys are Canadian....your vote doesn't count

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:20 pm**

rotter wrote:Mrs RoTT..I'll sing you pretty love songs,will that get me a blowjobbins?

Use the vacuum hose

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:31 pm**

Oh wait I do snore...well you know what I mean!

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:16 pm**

rotter wrote:fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks

i didnt forget anything... i was referring to SIZE when i said compact sedan.. im not sure about VAN.... that would be most impressive.
hahah yeha i remember the potted plant thing too... i dont take offense.
not sure about rose petals either... too thorny and i would end up with hay fever and sneezing. besides roses smell like old ladies.
rotter you are the best.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:18 pm**

shloe... my postings are a bore..
im bored
i am in a funk
but thanks for entertaining me... even though you wont share the trapeze with me...
and TOM the bedazzler... LOVE IT

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:40 pm**

JR gets licks and rose pedals....I get dental floss....story of my fucking life.....~grumble grumble grumble~

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:47 pm**

gidgetgoestohell wrote:JR gets licks and rose pedals....I get dental floss....story of my fucking life.....~grumble grumble grumble~

i ll trade ya
i need a good flossing

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:48 pm**

well well well.....oklie doklie then....~hands JR the cootchie flosser thingamajigwhatchallitdoodad~

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:53 pm**

handing over the bouquet...
im sure you can handle gettin the licker on your own....
hahahahaha

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 8:54 pm**

Oh yeah....I got a licker store right around the corner from me...damned ummm...convenient too!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:25 am**

Ok!... Shloemoe Zee Great can sink of nussing to add here. C'ept maybe

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 6:19 am**

jr wrote:
rotter wrote:fuck jr...did you forget that on zee ol blog that you says i could park my van in your crotch or what?you probably also forgot that i suggested your boyfriend put ya in the corner and turn ya upside down and fill your crotch full of dirt and use ya as a planter.....ohhhhhh...how we forget I wuz just fuckin about btw...you know that I think your crotch deserves rose petals and licks
i didnt forget anything... i was referring to SIZE when i said compact sedan.. im not sure about VAN.... that would be most impressive.
hahah yeha i remember the potted plant thing too... i dont take offense.
not sure about rose petals either... too thorny and i would end up with hay fever and sneezing. besides roses smell like old ladies.
rotter you are the best.

.....ok,ok...its a compact sedan dammit...but it drives 100 mph and handles like its on rails and its attracted to Volvos...and whats wrong wif roses;nothing wrong wif feeling thorny once in a bit!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 6:22 am**

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oh yeah....I got a licker store right around the corner from me...damned ummm...convenient too!

AAAAAAAahaha...a licker store...do they give out free samples?

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 6:25 am**

jr wrote:shloe... my postings are a bore..
im bored
i am in a funk
but thanks for entertaining me... even though you wont share the trapeze with me...
and TOM the bedazzler... LOVE IT

You're not a bore..nor a funk; but entertaining...the sequins are driving me blind though...

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 8:28 am**

OOOOH! Sequins!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 9:36 am**

July wants sequins..somebody get her an outfit..fuckin chopchop!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:18 am**

sequins and rhinestones...
love em
i will share

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 4:45 pm**

Lookie what I found us, JR!!

<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/ ... aughty.gif" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting">

OOH! Sparkely!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 9:35 pm**

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE SPARKLEY!
I WANT TO TOUCH IT...

July my hero!!!!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 9:39 pm**

lmao....

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 9:41 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:08 pm**

Sparkles are gay...

...I felt left out....does that make me gay?

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:13 pm**

No Zio....errrr...I mean Shloe....but your day job might tend to confuse the issue......

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:16 pm**

I dont mind packin fudge all day!....long as it's with a perdy girl

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:19 pm**

Why did I know you were going to say something alonge those lines???

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:21 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:43 pm**

Oh!...photobucket...that's how you guys....oh
Genius simply genius!

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 10:47 pm**

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhaaahahahahahahahaha....I love you Shloe.....LOL

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 11:36 pm**

Hey ...what's not to love baby?

now that I got a photobucket account I'll probably never need it.

Posted: **Tue May 23, 2006 11:51 pm**

Lotion lotion lotion!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 7:37 am**

shloemoe wrote:Hey ...what's not to love baby?

now that I got a photobucket account I'll probably never need it.

the man of my dreams!!!!
CAN YOU GIVE ME THE HOSE AGAIN!!

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 8:17 am**

shloemoe wrote:Hey ...what's not to love baby?

now that I got a photobucket account I'll probably never need it.

I am sure you'll have your bucket filled in no time, schoemoe!

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 8:21 am**

I know huh?....I'm thinkin bout a "Shloemoe's pic 'o' the day"

....bandwidth...what's bandwidth?

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 9:27 am**

Pic o' the day sounds fun

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 9:31 am**

im frightened...
shloe.. dont blind us with whatevah ya got up your um... sleeve.

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 9:34 am**

No no ...tell Gidge that...I value my eyesight!

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 9:36 am**

I'm already blinded by jrs' sequined snapper crack

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 10:01 am**

ahahaha
its the rhinestones that shot your eye out
sequins are harmless shiney fuN!!!!

i change my stage name to "shimmer"

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 10:26 am**

Shloe...ya sissy....

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 10:56 am**

jr wrote:ahahaha
its the rhinestones that shot your eye out
sequins are harmless shiney fuN!!!!

i change my stage name to "shimmer"

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 11:49 am**

all i see is a small box with an x on it...
OH, i see
that was where my rhinestones were....
nice likeness...

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 11:59 am**

jr wrote: i change my stage name to "shimmer"

I wanna be "sparkle"

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 12:48 pm**

super cool...
the sparkle and shimmer show...
ahahah
OOOOOOOOO

when we go off people will point and say

ahhh
oooo
ahhh
oooo

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 12:49 pm**

you know
per usual!!!

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 5:10 pm**

Is this how you roll a doobie??

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 5:11 pm**

And would this be inhalation??

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 6:02 pm**

Nursie....go look in the other thread.....

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 11:03 pm**

we said sparkling
not sparking.
sheesh
lol

Posted: **Wed May 24, 2006 11:11 pm**

Oh shit...my bad...sparkLing...DUH! LOL

Posted: **Sun May 28, 2006 12:54 pm**

Shloe....goddammit!!!!

Posted: **Sun May 28, 2006 12:56 pm**

who hasn't done that

...I am flattered though...you haven't nothing
better to do but fantasize about ol shloe's shlong juice

on a memorial day weekend....ah gidge + shloe..ahahaha!

Posted: **Sun May 28, 2006 1:06 pm**

Dammit - it's SPARKLE not sprinkle!!!

Posted: **Sun May 28, 2006 4:32 pm**

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Shloe....goddammit!!!!

AAAAAAAAaaahahaha.....fuckin GG wanna be

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Shloe....put that away....You'll shoot yourself in the eye!!

Shloe....put that away....You'll shoot yourself in the eye!!