Practice for what??

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:38 am

Hahaha....sick!

,but funny....more likely though by then girls already know all the secrets to lifes little mysterys than boys...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri May 26, 2006 6:41 am

No, no they don't and they aren't supposed to either! Girls find out about that around the same time as boys in a normal environment.

jr · Post by jr » Fri May 26, 2006 9:55 am

cant wait for the "whats a blow job" talk...

woohoo

can i borrow this gif?

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Fri May 26, 2006 11:16 am

My daughter (age 12) was involved in an incident involving a boy (nothing major) and in discussing it I mentioned that oral sex is apparently very popular with middle schoolers and she should be very careful, that she would probably be pressured to do that at some point....

she didn't know what oral sex was (and here I thought middle schoolers knew "everything")

so I told her, very delicately...........

and she said, "That's so gross, Mom! I'll NEVER do that!!"

yeah, right, don't I wish!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri May 26, 2006 11:39 am

You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:36 am

DIsPervertNurse wrote:You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??

it's fun?

hmmmmmmmm

I need to check into that

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat May 27, 2006 1:15 pm

Um...I think she means sex in general?

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat May 27, 2006 3:11 pm

Sure it is! Well...if the act is reciprocated that is!

jr · Post by jr » Sat May 27, 2006 3:20 pm

its good

(in fear of sounding like the one who isnt here who incessantly speaks of giving head to well known people..i will stop now)
thank you

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat May 27, 2006 4:46 pm

LMAO....well I haven't done that but I enjoy what I can when I can, but again...only with my one and only true love....my hubby.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:30 pm

Or strange men that she picks up...don't forget that JR....~eye roll~ I suppose that it is her version of the hand shake.....

jr · Post by jr » Sat May 27, 2006 6:49 pm

how else would she get the male species to engage...in anything oral with her? hello nice to meet you..blow job??

any port in a storm..
ahahahha

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:59 pm

Ok...I just threw up in my mouth a little....

jr · Post by jr » Sat May 27, 2006 7:07 pm

here she is....
ready to greet all comers... so to speak

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat May 27, 2006 7:11 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...too bad she's not wearing the french maid outfit......

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sat May 27, 2006 7:14 pm

I just horked my diet coke... ouch!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:29 pm

and there she is AGAIN!!!!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:31 pm

you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:01 am

Ah you've met my last girlfriend...what a slut!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:40 am

~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:57 am

where does a platypuss learn a word like hodgepodge?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:58 am

easy....in the DICKstionary.....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:22 am

LMFAO....well DUH!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:18 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~

Its Miche!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:19 am

Oh noooo...you siad the name....oh no oh no oh no!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:19 am

DIsPervertNurse wrote:you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

Fuckkk...some people will go to any length for a fuckins!AAAahahahaaaaaaaaa

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:05 pm

You would rotter...admit it...you would!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:31 pm

no I wouldn't...I'm a one pie guy

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:52 pm

lol...only pie huh?? well then, i think i can work with that