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Practice for what??

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:04 am
by DIsPervertNurse
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:38 am
by shloemoe
Hahaha....sick! :shock: ,but funny....more likely though by then girls already know all the secrets to lifes little mysterys than boys...

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 6:41 am
by DIsPervertNurse
No, no they don't and they aren't supposed to either! Girls find out about that around the same time as boys in a normal environment.

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:55 am
by jr
cant wait for the "whats a blow job" talk...

woohoo

can i borrow this gif?

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:16 am
by LATaurus
My daughter (age 12) was involved in an incident involving a boy (nothing major) and in discussing it I mentioned that oral sex is apparently very popular with middle schoolers and she should be very careful, that she would probably be pressured to do that at some point....

she didn't know what oral sex was (and here I thought middle schoolers knew "everything")

so I told her, very delicately...........


and she said, "That's so gross, Mom! I'll NEVER do that!!"


yeah, right, don't I wish! :roll:

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:39 am
by DIsPervertNurse
You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:36 am
by LATaurus
DIsPervertNurse wrote:You may borrow away as I borrowed it myself.

I wish the same thing LA! But alas, they all grow up and realize how fun it is....need I say more??
it's fun? :shock:



hmmmmmmmm

I need to check into that

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:15 pm
by shloemoe
Um...I think she means sex in general?

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:11 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
Sure it is! Well...if the act is reciprocated that is!

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:20 pm
by jr
its good
:D

(in fear of sounding like the one who isnt here who incessantly speaks of giving head to well known people..i will stop now)
thank you

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:46 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
LMAO....well I haven't done that but I enjoy what I can when I can, but again...only with my one and only true love....my hubby.

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:30 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Or strange men that she picks up...don't forget that JR....~eye roll~ I suppose that it is her version of the hand shake.....

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:49 pm
by jr
how else would she get the male species to engage...in anything oral with her? hello nice to meet you..blow job??

any port in a storm..
ahahahha

:wink:

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:59 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Ok...I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:07 pm
by jr
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here she is....
ready to greet all comers... so to speak

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:11 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...too bad she's not wearing the french maid outfit......

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:14 pm
by July Cleaver
I just horked my diet coke... ouch!

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:29 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
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and there she is AGAIN!!!!

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:31 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:01 am
by shloemoe
Ah you've met my last girlfriend...what a slut!!!

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:40 am
by gidgetgoestohell
~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~



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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:57 am
by shloemoe
where does a platypuss learn a word like hodgepodge?

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:58 am
by gidgetgoestohell
easy....in the DICKstionary.....

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:22 am
by DIsPervertNurse
LMFAO....well DUH!

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:18 am
by rotter
gidgetgoestohell wrote:~wonders why this looks vaguley familiar~



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Its Miche! :D

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:19 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Oh noooo...you siad the name....oh no oh no oh no!!!!

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:19 am
by rotter
DIsPervertNurse wrote:you just never know what washes up on shore these days!

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Fuckkk...some people will go to any length for a fuckins!AAAahahahaaaaaaaaa :lol:

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:05 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
You would rotter...admit it...you would!

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:31 pm
by rotter
no I wouldn't...I'm a one pie guy :wink:

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:52 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
lol...only pie huh?? well then, i think i can work with that