Vince Vaughn On: Goals (Dodgeball)

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:05 pm

“I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya… it feels phenomenal.”

jr · Post by jr » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:53 pm

i bet anniston feels pretty good too

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:30 pm

Just for once, I'd like to see Vince Vaughn play someone else in a movie other than...Vince fucking Vaughn. He's had the same "character" since Swingers, which was actually really good but has declined in originality and laughter ever since.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:38 am

Yeahbut....he's doing Jennifer Aniston!!!!

jr · Post by jr » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:36 am

he is good in the movie with joey lauren adams that he is the dad and they get together and dodgeball and jurassic park and psycho and....

but i am not a fan...
AHHAAHHAHAHA

hes better than brad pitt.... ahahahahhaha

midgetthemidget · Post by **midgetthemidget** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:05 am

assholitis wrote:Just for once, I'd like to see Vince Vaughn play someone else in a movie other than...Vince fucking Vaughn. He's had the same "character" since Swingers, which was actually really good but has declined in originality and laughter ever since.

Amen brother Ass.

midgetthemidget · Post by **midgetthemidget** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:06 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahbut....he's doing Jennifer Aniston!!!!

Big whoop. She's merely average looking, and happens to be an actress. I'd bet five bucks gidget is more fun to hang out with than Jennifer Anniston.

jr · Post by jr » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:00 am

midgetthemidget wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahbut....he's doing Jennifer Aniston!!!!
Big whoop. She's merely average looking, and happens to be an actress. I'd bet five bucks gidget is more fun to hang out with than Jennifer Anniston.

I BET SHE IS TOO
and only slightly less neurotic...
JK gidge!!!!!

xxxx

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:58 am

There was a really funny skit show on Fox in 1992 called The Edge. Didn't last long but a few of the epidoes were great. Starred Jennifer Aniston, Julie Brown(Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun), Wayne Knight & Tom Kenny (now the voice of Spongebob) And animation from Bill Plympton. One skit had Jennifer & Julie as 2 groupies/wannabe models forever whining "I love Slash - Well, I love Axel! I know, doesn't sound funny but it was, especially when they practiced their "acting" - A dingo's got my baby - No, a dingo's got my baby!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:01 pm

I think I remember that show! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103407/ I liked Julie Brown! She was funny! But she appears to be sometimes that annoying kind of funny like Gilbert Godfrey!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:14 pm

Everybody run....the homecoming queen's got a gun......

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:15 pm

lol....i liked that song...i thought it was funny!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:17 pm

Cuz I'm a blonde...yeah yeah yeah

I cant spell VW but I drive a Porsche.....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:21 pm

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a

Damn this song is funny!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:23 pm

glug glug glug....I DID IT FOR JOHNNY!!!!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:25 pm

I always wanted to date a Johnny for the fact that there are so many Johnny songs out there. One pretty much for every occasion...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:25 pm

lol...in fact, i dont think that even I have dated a johnny

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:55 pm

Yeah, the only Johnny I know, I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...
I've only known Johns...in a non-hooker way...

midgetthemidget · Post by **midgetthemidget** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:02 pm

Gooch wrote:Yeah, the only Johnny I know, I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...
I've only known Johns...in a non-hooker way...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:03 pm

i had a cousin named johnny...but eewwwww...that would be yucky!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:34 am

Gooch wrote:I always wanted to date a Johnny for the fact that there are so many Johnny songs out there. One pretty much for every occasion...

I'm a Johnny

Old Fart Punker · Post by **Old Fart Punker** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:57 am

midgetthemidget wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahbut....he's doing Jennifer Aniston!!!!
Big whoop. She's merely average looking, and happens to be an actress. I'd bet five bucks gidget is more fun to hang out with than Jennifer Anniston.

I know she is!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:12 am

yeah...I'd rather hang wif Gidge and kiss her fuckin green Irish ass

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:57 pm

rotter wrote:
Gooch wrote:I always wanted to date a Johnny for the fact that there are so many Johnny songs out there. One pretty much for every occasion...
I'm a Johnny

An Angry Johnny?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:02 pm

Who did that song "Johnny are you queer boy?...johnny are you queer"?

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:05 pm

shloemoe wrote:Who did that song "Johnny are you queer boy?...johnny are you queer"?

Josie Cotton

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:08 pm

Yep...i LOVE josie cotton....she has a PERFECT name!!!

*hee hee hee*

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:10 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Yep...i LOVE josie cotton....she has a PERFECT name!!!

*hee hee hee*

Yeah, but it sad that she left the Pussycats behind...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:11 pm

But she has a GREAT NAME damnit!

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:14 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:But she has a GREAT NAME damnit!

Hehehe...she does, but I can betcha she never say monkey meat...

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:25 pm

ooooo....i bet not! oh yea, i almost forgot to say this!!! Monkey is now a proud pa-pa again! His wife had a baby on Thursday!!! WOOHOO!! congrats to him!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:03 pm

But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:49 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....

Hey Hey we're the Monkees!!! Wait....wrong song?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:40 am

The Josie Cotton one, of course...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:12 am

Gooch wrote:
rotter wrote:
Gooch wrote:I always wanted to date a Johnny for the fact that there are so many Johnny songs out there. One pretty much for every occasion...
I'm a Johnny
An Angry Johnny?

Sometimes...only sometimes

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:25 am

rotter wrote:
Gooch wrote:
rotter wrote:I'm a Johnny
An Angry Johnny?
Sometimes...only sometimes

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:42 am

gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....

wasn't it "walking with your friends"?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:11 am

Maybe it was....I dunno...I am OLD

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:18 am

oh stop it...you aint THAT old!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:44 pm

July Cleaver wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....
wasn't it "walking with your friends"?

We were both wrong - it's "dancing with your friends"

Yay for wrongness - and oldness!

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:52 pm

July Cleaver wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....
wasn't it "walking with your friends"?

"walking with a ghost, out of my mind, out of my mind..."

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:16 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:52 pm

obiwankobe wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:But when I seeee you...walking down the streeeettt....
wasn't it "walking with your friends"?
"walking with a ghost, out of my mind, out of my mind..."

Trixie!!!! Make him stop!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:26 pm

~smacks Tom~