Shloehepadine at low prices

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:32 am

Are your forums feeling rundown...are you frustated by morons trying
to sell perscription drugs at a cost higher than the dope pedler around
the corner?....then maybe you should try "Shloehepadine"(Tm)

For a brighter tomorrow.....And that brings us to Shloemoe's Pic 'o' the dayWhich kind of reminds me of the picture above
...or what reality is like when "on" the things above...I dunno?

Btw this painting has been in the news lately cause
after being stolen by the nazi's it's been hanging in U.S. museum
...I think that's right? And reportedly just sold for 130 Million dallah.....Gustav Klimt..."Adele Bloch-Bauer I"

LATaurus · Post by **LATaurus** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:52 pm

cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:06 pm

LATaurus wrote:cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine

(Shloemoe giggles...)

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:44 am

Definitely along with the Kiss by Klimt this is his masterpiece.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:53 am

I'll just have a beer,thanks

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:54 am

shloemoe wrote:
LATaurus wrote:cool painting, shloe

and i'll take a double prescription of shloehepadine
(Shloemoe giggles...)

I bet you giggle like a lil' girl.....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:02 am

Now now Mr. Rotter...It's medication time!...take the pills or we'll have
to have nurse Josie give you an injection!...either way the medicine
is going to make you better...whether you like it or not....
We know what's best for Mr Rotter
Mmuuaaahhahahahah!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:07 am

Go ahead then...gimme the injection right in the fuckin ass Josie...I'd like that...but would you?Hehehehe....shitasscrackandallthat...hehe..nice pic Shloe,memories of college in the lab...I was the mad scientist

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:12 am

Shloemoe reminds me of Nurse Ratchet in:

one flew East one Flew West one Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:12 am

I know whats best for Mr.Rotter...and thats to get outta this fuckin straight-jacket and escape this rubber-room town and join the fuckin circus.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:15 am

aaaaahahaha........they can't show Cuckoos Nest in the nuthouse.

......or Girl Interupted......

Wonder why?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:15 am

Shhhhhhhh.....nobody tell Mr Rotter the modern world is the circus....
In his present state of mind I think the knowledge might be too much!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:18 am

My town is stoneage...I need modern world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm a fruitloop misplaced in a bowl of cornflakes...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:20 am

Funny....You probably belong in Orange County Rot......and I belong
in a field!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:25 am

reminds me of a song by The Strokes:

"Heart In A Cage"

Well I don't feel better
When I'm fucking around
And I don't write better
When I'm stuck in the ground
So don't teach me a lesson
Cause I've already learned
Yeah the sun will be shining
And my children will burn

Oh the heart beats in its cage

I don't want what you want
I don't feel what you feel
See I'm stuck in a city
But I belong in a field

Yeah we got left, left, left, left, left, left, left

Now it's three in the morning and you're eating alone

Oh the heart beats in its cage

All our friends, they're laughing at us
All of those you loved you mistrust
Help me I'm just not quite myself
Look around there's no one else left
I went to the concert and I fought through the crowd
Guess I got too excited when I thought you were around

Oh he gets left, left, left, left, left, left, left

I'm sorry you were thinking; I would steal your fire.
The heart beats in its cage
Yes the heart beats in its cage
Alright

And the heart beats in its cage

Now take the pills Mr. Rotter!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:26 am

Orange County......thats my dream space bitch.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:28 am

ok,ok...but will the pills make me normal cuz I can't handle normal...thats too much fuckin cruelty to animal RoTT.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:30 am

I'd much rather have a beer....

Anyyyyyyone gotsssssss a beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr?Justtttt One fuckin beer.....aaaaaahaha

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:30 am

Then why would you wanna live in O.C.?.....it's abnormally "normal".

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:39 am

define normal...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:41 am

I'd rather not....you're being facitious Mr Rotter....You know what I mean!

Now take the pills Mr. Rotter

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:48 am

Not until I get a circus wif sequins and naked jr...

Then maybe I'll take a pill.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:53 am

I think that can be arranged....we have a special therapist named
Jilly Sparkles...not only is she graceful on the trapeze, but knowledgeable
with regard to your...um...special condition.

....nurse will you have my receptionist page Ms. Sparkles?

.....sillyness!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:00 am

aaaaaaaaahahaha.....my special condition is a gift...a manageable condition people wish they could experience....I'll take the spakles in a dirty glass

.....and a jilly snack on the side.

Do I get fries with that?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:24 pm

paging.....
Ms. Sparkles...
WE have a special client for you!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:31 am

She's busy polishin' her bubble.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:22 am

rotter wrote:She's busy polishin' her bubble.

MMMM-yes...apparently Ms. Sparkles(that's you Jr) is too busy
to engage our silly little thread?....

ever since they they routed the highway to pixley,...
why folks dont come round here much....pass me that jug Rotter...
(rotter stares off down a dusty road while flys circle his gaping mouth,
unaware anything was being said till shloemoe repeats...)pass me that jug knucklehead!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:14 pm

Here's the jug then thimbleknob,now sip slow cuz this shit is the kick!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:23 pm

Ah shoot rotterman...you know thay'res plenty mo where dat come from.
...sides...we can always fire up the still.....you see anyone else come up
the ol shack road today?....I slept a spell....man.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:32 pm

Not many come this a ways shloe...they must all be at masterbation classes

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:36 pm

cept' for Obiwan...he's here jerkin off all over the place and pissin and moanin about the NBA being rigged.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:49 pm

Yea...dem city slickers and day masterbation classes....why when I
wuz a youngin we dint have no masterbation classes....shoot we
humped our pillows at night and we loved it....shoot!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:58 pm

Thar ye go...I done changed my aspirations along with my avitar....
I wanna double wide out in tha hills with a septic tank and broadband
access with a good dog 'n' a shotgun....geetin vexation 'n' tarnation from
all these new fangled city folk!....oh and a nice copper still!
...oh and the new wifey...well...I shuldn't have no consternations
...what good ol girl woodn't wanna live like that?...shoot!

can ya tell shloe's been drinkin?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:08 pm

I love it...I just added a new piss stain to my tighty whities.You are the shit,shloe

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:13 pm

They ain't white no more bitch.Can you peel them off and change them shit encrusted discust and go have a fucking shower for fuck sakes;or no pie for you mister.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:17 pm

Land sakes rotterman!....A fella gots to behold he's toilet chores!...
...aint yo mamma taught ya no beter?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:17 pm

pie?

I'll shove the soap up my ass for pie

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:24 pm

Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:24 pm

Well sir ye got yer latherin to do....the shuvin...well....that's yer business
mister....'n' say howdy to the misses wood ya?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:26 pm

rotter wrote:Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag.

ya really wanna say all that to a drunken hillbilly wit a shotgun 'n'
crazy dog!.....well do ya?

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:30 pm

Hi Shloe.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:32 pm

shloemoe wrote:
rotter wrote:Shut up shloe...or I'll jerk your beard and tie it to your bag.
ya really wanna say all that to a drunken hillbilly wit a shotgun 'n'
crazy dog!.....well do ya?

I have the ultimate weapon...a disgrutled native woman wif tomahawk

Beat that shit!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:33 pm

I done noded that maddie done be sumthin.....she gotta tolerat yer
ass!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:38 pm

Yeah...she puts up wif a lot o'shit...

..but she dishes it out too.Its a shit fight in these parts of the woods.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:40 pm

Well then....a toast ter rotter 'n' maddie....gosh dern it!!!!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:44 pm

How sweet

We're having a few ourselves so a toast to you Shloe.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:58 pm

Schloe damn you!!!! Now I'm stuck on the Adam Ant Highwayman Pirate thing! FUCKER! Just though you should know!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:44 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Schloe damn you!!!! Now I'm stuck on the Adam Ant Highwayman Pirate thing! FUCKER! Just though you should know!

Well the pirate's always gonna be there.....AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!!!
.ya 'all stand en ya'all deliver now....man!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:45 pm

Maddie wrote:How sweet We're having a few ourselves so a toast to you Shloe.

a whiskey to ya!!! dang it...shoot!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:04 am

stand and deliver...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:40 am

You fuckers are drinkin' without ME??? Harumph....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:04 pm

Well josh dern Miss Gidge...t'aint no cause fer comoshuns in de hen house!
Always plenty 'o' da wisky...but watch it, it's dubble run so it's extra proofed......boy howdy!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:21 pm

Cleeetus...I done tole you what that thar home brew is agunna do to yer one remainin' brain cell....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:25 pm

Shoot!...It's that last one that's causing all the trouble then!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:08 pm

Shit...thats the last brain cell that keeps you from shittin your fuckin pants..careful ya drunkin hick.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:25 am

Ah shucks Mr. Rotter...If that waz what's the only thing to make me
loose my stool in this hare world thar woont be a problem....thare's
many other a concern!...but it aint fer me to bring ya round ta all
the worlds a tribulations.....after all yee be a canjan folk!...nuff said!
...careful yas own self...Canajun Fool!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:36 am

nuff said eh?I can handle that... I'm offski...I'd rather be a fool by my own right and not by any standard of fools.