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Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

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Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D
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hehehe...I'm gonna crash his party naked! :lol:
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That sounds like an excellent idea.

Lets all put on Bollocks really loud and wear our punk gear and eat loads of jelly (gello) and ice cream and blancmange from one of those old bunny moulds. Then lets drink cheap Belgian lager and laugh insensibly at straight normal people before falling incoherent into a drunken mess in an ashtray full of roaches and cigarette butts.

I love parties like that.

The ones where you wake up naked next to someone and don't know how it happened and LO! you've used a tablecloth as a sheet and everyone can see your bare arse cos the tablecloth is more like a napkin and some punk is sitting at a table on speed still still talking to the same girl as he was 3 hours ago when you collapsed.

Thanks for the wishings Mr. Rotter.

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Now that is my kind of party 8)
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Happy Birthday cwa!!!
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Happy Birthday CWA!
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...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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See now that's why Im just not a gay person...not that there's anything
wrong with that....but guys butt's are gross!!!!The guy in the middle needs
to wipe better I think?

...on a second look some of those look almost female...OK Im not
comfortable with this anymore :shock:
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Happy birthday CwA.....


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a lil Blanc Mange for ya....
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Blanc Mange ...that's like that giant cheese cake from Monty Python..huh?
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he he - Jilly... Living on the ceiling? Don't tell me?

That brings back memories of the Oddessey and Old world, and dancing with boys with more makeup than me...
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Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not :D
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Nice to see July back... :wink:
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Thank you all!!!

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Thanks guys and gals for your birthday wishes. Nice to see the blancmange Gidge!

July I loved those serried ranks of bums - male female who cares and Rotter liked them too.

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare Shloe. Some dangle, some don't - that's all.

Thanks again.

Cheerybyski.

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shloemoe wrote:Forgive my anus july but isn't this the birthday, blanc mange, and butts
thread...dont you mean to post that to "I love the 80's" thread...Im
confused if your not :D
Shoe, your anus is unforgivable!

I am always confused, however, I only added to the blancmange conversation - I didn't start it - I believe it was the birthday boy, and it's his party, he can live on the ceiling if he wants to!!
rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D
I was just doing as I was told...

ps - Thanks Rotter - I had a killer migrane last week, and kept my computer time to a minimum
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ahhaa
OLD WORLD
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
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Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
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The one with the shit ass is mine...hehe
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shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
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jr wrote:
shloemoe wrote:Im refering to the "he he - Jilly" post contexualy it doesn't seem to fit
...guess Im being too anal again...I just dont get it

the mooning post is classic...just not my....ok where's my scorecards?
im so tall im so tall
you raise me an then you let me fall

ahahah
old world..
(still laughing about that one)
Dont get it? :?
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blancmange

oh
nevermind
you dont like this music

shit
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
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I need to find Shloe a link to that song.....
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I love Blancmange "Lose Your Love".....No,no,no,no,no.....I don't want you to go..no,no,no,no,no...I don't want to lose your loveeeeeee..... 8)
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I remember buying that album that the picture is of....my bf at the time was like...WHOA....this is COOL...and he was usually right...he's the one that turned me onto a whole lotta different things....

DOWN ROTTER....DOWN BOY.....
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wow...you guys aren't talking about the monty python sketch...are you?
...are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blancmange
A scotsman winning at Wimbledon... hilarious...you guys have all seen this
sketch right?

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode07.htm

There's a band or song called blancmange?...dancing on the ceiling?
...dont get it.
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There was a skit by Monty Python...a band AND a desert....rumor had it...that when Marie Antoinette said...Let them eat cake....she was speaking of Blanc Mange....
Gidge

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Blancmange JR yes I got it I recognised the lyrics couldnt put a name to the band. Thanks for the great party guys and gals it was blancmangastic.

Anytime you are at one of ma parties.

Tell us a story
sing us a song
show us yer erse
or oot yer gang.

(Gang is the old English word for go - hence gangway)

Is there a special tool available to scrape encrusted jelly and blancmange off the ceiling anyone?

Whose partying next???

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...ahaha.....the last party I had was when I was five...what a disaster.....it was fights over red squirtgun... :lol:
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Glad your birthday was tits Chris!Did you get birthday blowjobs from pretty women wearing new and unstained panties? :D
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Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!!!
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aaahahaha......come aboard the ship of whores..... :lol: ......and they all come from Montreal.....aahhahaaaaaaaaaa :lol:
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Don't worry Maddie......I'm your whore.....and thats good enough for me sweetass :wink:
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Thats a good thing,bitch :wink:
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We can be each others sluts then.
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Only if you vacuum and empty the dishwasher :wink:
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Can I just wear an apron then?Nothing else? :wink:
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ummm..you better put something on....thats too much unwiped crack for a women to handle.
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ok,ok....no apron...just me in your mini then... :)
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fucking deal! :D
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ahhhhhh...the things we do for a lick :wink:
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You're nuts :roll:
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My nuts are tired and lazy cuz of holiday,can I rest em on your chin? :lol:
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Stop it!Your're being nuts! :lol: :lol:
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The more for you to devour.....aaaaaaaaahahaha.....silly cunt :lol:
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:roll: fucking tit :lol:
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Oh believe me Maddie....you'll get that too... :wink: Nothin like a wonderous titfuck eh?
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ok,ok.....thats enough John :roll:
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:lol: See you after work...bring me fries :D
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Re: Happy Birthday Chriswasanon

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rotter wrote:Happy Birthday to Chris... :D Lets all moon him :D
Hey happy birthday CWA. Hope you have a good one.

Watching the world cup from Scotters?
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Happy b-day Chris!!!!
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Thanks Glenn and Gooch -

Well Glenn as a torn ex patriot Englander in Schottland yes I am.

I will be there on Saturday on that roller coaster of:

"oooh and noooo and what and that was never offside and are you blind ref and oh God this is it and yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! or noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Praying that it does not go to penalties - can't stand penalty shoot outs.

Are the rest of the world laughing at England and saying that they are a crap team and that Portugal are going to gub 'em then? Or if not Porty then Germany or Brazil or anyone of 'em.

Have a look under the sofa, there may well be some lager unless JOHN drank it all. And if you climb up the ladder and use this implement you can prise off some congealed blancmange and jelly off the ceiling that we flung there with our little spoons.

Have a twiglet!

"These are very unusual snacks. They're shaped, textured and colored kind of like small twigs with the flavor of marmite. Oddly addictive. They're quite crunchy.

A favorite of Princess Dianna's."

I didn't write that someone at the parent company did for the US market
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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