melting pot of confusion

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:38 pm

I've often had a bit of trouble with people who speak English as
a second language. Here's a funny example from today's trip to the liquor store.
So I gets my whiskey, a couple lottery tickets , pay the money ,and
the old chinese woman clerk who's never said much but thank you to
me before asks me if I have a nice ass

..surley I was hearing
things...I said "excuse me"?....she said do I have a nice ass...thinking
quickly(probably too quicky)and seeing all porn at the counter I think
"is this my entry into the world of porn"?...a third ask gets the same
question , and just as I'm about to say,"Well ...I like to think so"
it dawns on me that she's asking me if I have $.09 nine cents to make
the change....I am not kidding you....I dont care what she thought she
was saying....She was asking me If I have a nice ass!!!!

Shloemoe's not a racist, but I DO think people should speak ENGLISH
here!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:54 pm

Thats the funniest shit ever Shloe...You should have dropped your pants and showed her..

But then again you don't want her to see your "hello kitty" panties,do we?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:56 pm

I work with a guy from China that learned english entirely from watching the Simpsons...

That cool...
Shloe...you should learn Chinese and say to the woman at the store"I want to fuck your ass" in chinese......

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:08 pm

Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:13 pm

aaahaha.....I could hardly ever understand my grandad as a kid...he had a thick Scottish accent so I just nodded my head and smiled...then I asked dad"What the fuck did he say"?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:16 pm

shloemoe wrote:Hey ...I believe in immigration 'n' all but sometimes this place(OC)
is crazy! I never understand what people with thick accents are
saying....I guess they work hard to learn the language and the grammar
(not so much the grammar)...ESL schools dont pay for speach therapist
er sumthin...i dunno....Ima quit before everybody starts calling me racist
again

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

Its confusing..but just be patient...its worth it.

...just listen and if you're confused say"Do you have a nice ass"?

jr · Post by jr » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:42 pm

SHLOE
THAT IS SOME FUNNY STORY
GREAT JUST GREAT
LOVE IT
HA
ITS TRUE
NEED TO LEARN.. CANT UNDERSTAND
THEN YOU GIVE THE VACANT .. NOD
HILARIOUS

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:17 pm

Yeah Shloe...that was funny

Thanks

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:45 pm

Poor Shloe....you should try getting you nails done sometime......

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:47 pm

it's kinda funny...but so damn akward...they start to get mad after
about the 3rd or fifth "what"...excuse me....what?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:49 pm

Its funny to get people fired up though...on purpose.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:51 pm

yea that's not really me...unless they piss me off...then it's on!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:01 pm

How can one go about pissin Shloe off?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:04 pm

being mean to people....dunno it varies

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:06 pm

I can tell you how to piss me off...(unless you are OFP and he gets a pass)...pinch and twist my arm...then...fuck you cunt....I am gunna punch you smack in the face and get kicked out of wherever I am....dammit....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:09 pm

I must try that sometime.....hehehe...I like a good smackins.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:09 pm

why pinch and twist...that seems kinda like a special peeve

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:11 pm

ya aint got nuthin against a good poke ...do ya?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:11 pm

What if someone pinches and twists your tit,Gidge?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:11 pm

Poke her in the ass Shloe and see what she does...hehehe

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:13 pm

shloemoe wrote:why pinch and twist...that seems kinda like a special peeve

Because...some chick did EXACTLY that to me at a Manic Hispanic/X show...and I did EXACTLY what I said I'd do...and the end results were as posted as well.....

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:14 pm

that seems right justified....somebody putting hands on ya especially
to cause hard.......KAPOW!!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:15 pm

I'll give the bitch this much...she could take a punch straight to the bridge of her nose/forehead.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:17 pm

ermmm......I don't wanna fuck wif Gidge...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:20 pm

Rotter...I am Irish AND Catholic....nuff said......

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:21 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:I'll give the bitch this much...she could take a punch straight to the bridge of her nose/forehead.....

chin is the knockout punch spins the fluid in the inner ear...down they GO!
nose-breaking 's' good too...scares me...never had it broke before.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:47 pm

One time I was gettin fucked hard and my dick snapped...I thought i broke it.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:48 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Rotter...I am Irish AND Catholic....nuff said......

Lets drink some Irish whiskey and burn a bible then....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:11 pm

Yeaaaaahh...whiskey makes me mean....LMAO

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:12 pm

whiskey makes me nice ...and better at everything

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:13 pm

Shit...wine makes me mean......

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:15 pm

double shit...wine makes me puke

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:34 pm

Beer makes me mean......

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:45 pm

TASTES GREAT!!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:55 am

Absinthe makes me dream.....

Vodka makes me insane,literally...Rum makes me dum...whisky makes me hard,gin makes me wanna wear panties.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:25 pm

SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:29 pm

Gin smells like finger polish remover...can't touch it...makes shloemoe...

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:43 am

shloemoe wrote:Gin smells like finger polish remover...can't touch it...makes shloemoe...

amen shloe
that gin..... disgustin

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:05 am

shloemoe wrote:SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!

We drink whatever is on sale up here ...

Seems to be the new trend.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:32 am

rotter wrote:
shloemoe wrote:SOMEBODY was supposed to follow me up with A....
"LESS FILLING!!!!"

...what they dont drink bud light in Canada Rotter?

Ok you people work too much er sumthin....jeez!
We drink whatever is on sale up here ... Seems to be the new trend.

Dude your not familliar with the budwiser/budwiser light controversy?
tastes great/less filling.......hm....they dont do those ads in Canada...hm

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:58 am

We see that on american television...we just don't really cling to commercials up here.We parrrrrrrrrrty...with real beer.....hehe

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:53 am

Gee Shloe....I thought you were doing your Homer Simpson impersonation there...sorry....

LESS FILLING!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:03 am

fuckin taste great

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:23 am

I don't understand why I haven't been banned yet...i've tried to be an asshole...somethin ain't right..

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:35 am

it's because we LIKE you. Acting like an asshole isn't the same things as being one.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:01 am

you are so fuckin sweet i could kiss your bunghole

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:37 am

that would be taking your own life into your own hands. I have been known to have a stinky bunghole on occasion

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:38 am

hey,i want in on this..
this is fun... psst.. rotter... i told you you were sweet!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:58 am

ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:18 pm

rotter wrote:ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

betcha I can!!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:36 pm

July Cleaver wrote:
rotter wrote:ok,ok..i am sweet,less filling and taste greatbetcha you can't read this..ahahaha

betcha I can!!

Ok now that's just plain silly!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:18 pm

kiss my bunghole shloe

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:26 pm

oh for chrissake

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:37 pm

jilly likes it in the bunghole..haha

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:42 pm

aaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha.....fuck

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:48 pm

rotter wrote:kiss my bunghole shloe

No you kiss me bungholio!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:51 pm

no...you kiss my cornholio...mr.bungholio.

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:55 pm

you two need a private room?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:06 pm

oh no....see what you started Shloemoe.

.....now how about that private room jr,lets go watch cartoons and eat cheetos...I promise not to stare at your tits...promise!

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:12 pm

i like the puffy cheetos, not the crunchy cheetos....
i am in..... how bout some vodka collins too!!
the drink goes well with cheetos.. i had it at britneys trailer the other day whilst we were watching sean preston... oopsy... dropped him on his head..
oh well.
im from the country you know.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:15 pm

I'll bring the puffy cheetos and the vodka collins,you bring britney and we'll hork in her hair...orange hork is best y'know...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:20 pm

Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:26 pm

Lets throw spit soaked cheezies at shloes' bunghole...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:53 pm

Why ya gotta be a bunghole?

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:00 pm

rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?

they are not that spectacular..
trust me

i see them every day and they do NUFFING for me..

(they arent monochromatic like lohans though... thanks christ)

xxx
(tom that was for you baby)

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:09 pm

shloemoe wrote:Why ya gotta be a bunghole?

cuz I am a bunghole...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:14 pm

jr wrote:
rotter wrote:Come on peeps...party in the private room with skankin Britney...cheetos,vodka collins,orange hork,jr's boobs.....jr's boobs,jr's boobs...did I mention jr's boobs?
they are not that spectacular..
trust me
.....
xxx
(tom that was for you baby)

ah but there attatched to those eyes jr.....Sum greater than the parts
thingy.....Tom?....what's Tom got that me 'n' Rot aint got?(wait a min...
shloemoe pushes rot (gently) aside...what's Tom got that shloe aint got?)

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:17 pm

a bigger dick...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:22 pm

That might be

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:25 pm

Why don't you and Tom have a cockfight and we'll determine a winner

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:29 pm

Na...Im cool

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:31 pm

......ok mr.two inch..

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:34 pm

Ya give me a complex rot...it is like that when flacid

how'd
you know...see...if ya got penis E.S.P. it might be an indication that
.....well you know....nuff said.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:42 pm

My cock esp'd your cock and my cock choked while laughing its head off....no wonder you're obsessed wif cock,you wish your wife would sew yours back on...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:46 pm

my cock is king of the jungle...nuff said.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:47 pm

Well ya know how it goes with guys with big dicks....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:49 pm

yeah...tighter pussy.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:50 pm

And there it is....all there is...anyway...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:00 pm

Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it

....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.

jr · Post by jr » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:11 pm

i meant the lohan part
he like lohan
monochromatic tits and all
(even her FIRE crotch)

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:42 am

Does fire crotch give you blister dick?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:46 am

shloemoe wrote:Oh Rotter ran away?....and I thought we were gonna talk about how
guys with big dicks aren't really that responsive to the needs of a woman
oh well some ladies do like that...the big dumb shlongs..They're uh geometry demands it ....ah...what does ol shloe know?...Im spanking it tonight anyways.

I'm spankin the monkey..haha.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:48 am

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:53 am

yeah,thats it