a toast from shloemoe

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:55 pm

...sippin some whiskey...listening to manfred mann...thinkin about the
human race...The Rotters-with kitties,the gidges with a right cross, the
Jr's who can't can can...the josies "aiming high"...the multitudes of
querky...beautiful 'n' ugly folk with a million stories to tell.....
....gonna be a shame when we're all extinct.......(shloe raises his bottle)
....to humanity.....for what it's worth!.........

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:54 pm

Cheers!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:08 pm

Oh crap(ima drunk) I left out july and her spankable butt 'n' motherin skills cheers to you as well...ya really need to post more....we'll talk about it later!!!!

oh...ohh .shit..and jack who probably works his young ass off admining
this forum AND putting on a show...(god knows what else)...how fuckin stupid I am.....CHEERS you beautiful creatures...I hope creation(?) lasts
a little longer for us all.....ah rotter "Limelight" on 95.5 klos here's to ya
,ya rush hating FREAK!!!!

oh yeah...let's not forget Assholitis...cheers man!!!

assholitis · Post by **assholitis** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:22 pm

shloemoe wrote:Oh crap(ima drunk) I left out july and her spankable butt 'n' motherin skills cheers to you as well...ya really need to post more....we'll talk about it later!!!!

oh...ohh .shit..and jack who probably works his young ass off admining
this forum AND putting on a show...(god knows what else)...how fuckin stupid I am.....CHEERS you beautiful creatures...I hope creation(?) lasts
a little longer for us all.....ah rotter "Limelight" on 95.5 klos here's to ya
,ya rush hating FREAK!!!!

oh yeah...let's not forget Assholitis...cheers man!!!

Nice toast, shloe. And I was thinking that even before you mentioned my name and toasted me as well! Haha. Seriously, dude. I've come to enjoy your posts and even look forward to hearing what you have to say. Cheers, brother.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:24 pm

I feels it man....Mucho Gracias hombre!!!!!
and I see OOP, Cheers to you man!!!!!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:18 am

MotherFucker...left out chris and his literacy....And shit TinyFlowers
and her diligencey!!!!!.....Last toast to ya's!!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:24 am

A toast to all of you,nothins' better than a Blue at 9:27 am...buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp

jr · Post by jr » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:43 am

cheers

sure i cant can-can.. but i can pop and lock like a crazy muthafucka

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:09 am

*definition*pop n' lock:one who pops a cock in their yap and gets lockjaw

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:36 am

Shit!....was I here last night?....oh I left out the eskimos(they dont like that name...ok the inuit)....Oh and I left out the Bulgarians....and
Cinderella....pocahantus....pokey....Not Gumby(he's a dick).....mae west
....Robspeaire....Danton....mark twain....Fuckin A! Pee Wee Herman
Toulose Letrec...Sandra Bollock(Shit!...even though she married a dick!!....cant wait for that on to blow up!).....all them people on the
beatles sargent pepper's album.......White punks on dope....Randy
mantooth....koo-koo-butts mac-nicky...and Shannykins

...there

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:10 pm

....and....a baby's arm holding an apple.....

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:32 pm

Dear Shloemoe - thanks for the addition so here's,

the hard stuff from the Bladnoch 15 years old, quite sweet but not a bad little tipple from Scotland's Southernmost distillery.

Smoke?

Cheesy wotsit?

Btw I amn't planning on a mass extinction just yet.

Your post did however contain a certain worrisome apocalyptic lean. Do you speak of a woman clothed in raiment etc waving a very sharp sword, stars in her hair and I can't remember the rest of the quote...

Maybe something to do with that rocket hauling the mail over SO Cal X hours ago.

We can't be doomed can we?

BTW old son you are one hell of a writer!

Chriswas

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:11 pm

chriswasanon wrote:Dear Shloemoe - thanks for the addition so here's,

the hard stuff from the Bladnoch 15 years old, quite sweet but not a bad little tipple from Scotland's Southernmost distillery.

(shloemoe tilts back 'n' makes that gurrgling gastronomic sound
homer simpson makes and says...)
Scotch whiskey

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:53 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:....and....a baby's arm holding an apple.....

That's what this board needs - more Tubes quotes! "You don't have to Winnebego, we're giving them away!"

jr · Post by jr » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:58 pm

fee waybill
what???

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:14 pm

RobertKP wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:....and....a baby's arm holding an apple.....
That's what this board needs - more Tubes quotes! "You don't have to Winnebego, we're giving them away!"

....You can't have that, BUT....If your an American citizen you are entitled to....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:18 pm

YAMAS Schloe!!!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:55 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:YAMAS Schloe!!!

what is "YAMAS" ..is it:

A yama (Sanskrit), literally a "restraint", is a rule or code of conduct for living virtuously. The yamas comprise the "shall-nots" in our dealings with the external world.

Ten Yamas are codified as "the restraints" in numerous scriptures including the Shandilya and Varaha Upanishads, the Hatha Yoga Pradipika by Gorakshanatha, and the Tirumantiram of Tirumular. Patañjali lists only five yamas in his Yoga Sutras.

a Japanese LLama?....what?

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:20 pm

Nope......none of the above!

Yamas is Cheers in Greek!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:35 pm

Oh...I like the Greeks!....That bunghole thing not sa much

(Bunghole is the word of the week...had to use it somehow)...putting So-crates(bill 'n' ted speak)to death not so much either.

Yamas Josie!!!

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:09 pm

~shaking head~

LOL

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:23 am

aaahaha......YaMaS motherfuckas!.....Yamas!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:24 am

I think I like the Ten Yamas definition myself!