Random Photo For Schloe

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:38 pm

Schloe...I took this pic and thought you might appreciate it for what it is! Just simple beauty! I took it last week on the squadron hike!

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:01 pm

If that's what I think it is - they are very poisonous. My former neighbor planted some, next to our boundry wall - and the flowers were dropping off into my yard where the dogs are. When I looked 'em up, i found out they are called Angels Trumpets, and the literature said they were deadly. So, Nursie, don't eat those flowers! (And wash your hands after you touch 'em!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:01 pm

A relative of the "jimson weed" I'll bet.

they grow all over south county....very nice!

The local indigenous people used to make a concoction of it's seed(very
psycho-active and often deadly) and use it in religious ceromonys...
most notably rites of passage...where they'd knock out the two front teeth
of a boy, give him an elixor of Jimson weed and leave him on an anthill.
If he survived he was a man entitled to marry and so forth.

I heard of some kids making the elixor once....ended up in the emergency
room needless to say.....um... thanks for the pic...uh yeah very nice

...I added too much huh?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:51 am

That's actually called "field Bindweed"...a different genus from jimson
weed....oh well...now ya now a little about jimson weed....This is actually
related to "morning glory"

I HAD to look it up....it reminds me of my youth in da hills....
It looks very pretty on trails and rock faces around here

Is this it?

it is ...huh?

Sorry if this brought out too much of the poindexter in me

...yes the simple beauty...i just had to find it's name because
it was told to me once....A long time ago...

ya ever make it out to lake cachuma?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:13 am

very nice...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:18 am

This is our provincial flower the white trillium..it takes seven fuckin years to re-grow if you pick one..so its against the law to pick em so just sniff.The natives used em for food and meds...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:32 am

hm...did some reading...good sugestion rotter...neat plant ...apparently
only grow in old growth forests....here's more from wikipedia

"While trillium flowers are very attractive, some believe they should never be picked, since the three leaves below the flower are the plant's only food source and a picked trillium may die or take many years to recover. For this reason in many areas, e.g. British Columbia, Michigan, New York, Oregon, and Washington, it is illegal to pick trilliums. While a popular belief is held that it is illegal to pick the common Trillium grandiflorum (white trillium) in Ontario, no such law actually exists. However, the Trillium flexipes (drooping trillium) is protected by law in Ontario, where it maintains its very small Canadian population.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:36 am

ha...I'm going trillium pickin then...just no droopies.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:25 am

My hs boyfriend ate some gympsun weed seeds and tripped for DAYS....silly ass....

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:55 am

July Cleaver wrote:If that's what I think it is - they are very poisonous. My former neighbor planted some, next to our boundry wall - and the flowers were dropping off into my yard where the dogs are. When I looked 'em up, i found out they are called Angels Trumpets, and the literature said they were deadly. So, Nursie, don't eat those flowers! (And wash your hands after you touch 'em!

Trust to Farmer and Certified Master Gardener on this one! (that's me!!!)

That appears to be a Hibiscus. The posion plat you speak of is actually called Nightshade

The plant in Chaucer's days was known as Dwale, which Dr. J. A. H. Murray considers was probably derived from the Scandinavian dool, meaning delay or sleep. Other authorities have derived the word from the French deuil (grief), a reference to its fatal properties.

Its deadly character is due to the presence of an alkaloid, Atropine, 1/10 grain of which swallowed by a man has occasioned symptoms of poisoning. As every part of the plant is extremely poisonous, neither leaves, berries, nor root should be handled if there are any cuts or abrasions on the hands. The root is the most poisonous, the leaves and flowers less so, and the berries, except to children, least of all. It is said that an adult may eat two or three berries without injury, but dangerous symptoms appear if more are taken, and it is wiser not to attempt the experiment. Though so powerful in its action on the human body, the plant seems to affect some of the lower animals but little. Eight pounds of the herb are said to have been eaten by a horse without causing any injury, and an ass swallowed 1 lb. of the ripe berries without any bad results following. Rabbits, sheep, goats and swine eat the leaves with impunity, and birds often eat the seeds without any apparent effect, but cats and dogs are very susceptible to the poison.

Belladonna is supposed to have been the plant that poisoned the troops of Marcus Antonius during the Parthian wars. Plutarch gives a graphic account of the strange effects that followed its use.

Buchanan relates in his History of Scotland (1582) a tradition that when Duncan I was King of Scotland, the soldiers of Macbeth poisoned a whole army of invading Danes by a liquor mixed with an infusion of Dwale supplied to them during a truce. Suspecting nothing, the invaders drank deeply and were easily overpowered and murdered in their sleep by the Scots.

According to old legends, the plant belongs to the devil who goes about trimming and tending it in his leisure, and can only be diverted from its care on one night in the year, that is on Walpurgis, when he is preparing for the witches' sabbath. The apples of Sodom are held to be related to this plant, and the name Belladonna is said to record an old superstition that at certain times it takes the form of an enchantress of exceeding loveliness, whom it is dangerous to look upon, though a more generally accepted view is that the name was bestowed on it because its juice was used by the Italian ladies to give their eyes greater brilliancy, the smallest quantity having the effect of dilating the pupils of the eye.

Another derivation is founded on the old tradition that the priests used to drink an infusion before they worshipped and invoked the aid of Bellona, the Goddess of War.

The generic name of the plant, Atropa, is derived from the Greek Atropos, one of the Fates who held the shears to cut the thread of human life - a reference to its deadly, poisonous nature.

Thomas Lupton (1585) says: 'Dwale makes one to sleep while he is cut or burnt by cauterizing.' Gerard (1597) calls the plant the Sleeping Nightshade, and says the leaves moistened in wine vinegar and laid on the head induce sleep.

Mandrake, a foreign species of Atropa (A. Mandragora), was used in Pliny's day as an anaesthetic for operations. Its root contains an alkaloid, Mandragorine. The sleeping potion of Juliet was a preparation from this plant - perhaps also the Mandrake wine of the Ancients. It was called Circaeon, being the wine of Circe.

Belladonna is often confused in the public mind with dulcamara (Bittersweet), possibly because it bears the popular name of woody nightshade. The cultivation of Belladonna in England dates at least from the sixteenth century, for Lyte says, in the Niewe Herball, 1578: 'This herbe is found in some places of this Countrie, in woods and hedges and in the gardens of some Herboristes.' Though not, however, much cultivated, it was evidently growing wild in many parts of the country when our great Herbals were written. Gerard mentions it as freely growing at Highgate, also at Wisbech and in Lincolnshire, and it gave a name to a Lancashire valley. Under the name of Solanum lethale, the plant was included in our early Pharmacopoeias, but it was dropped in 1788 and reintroduced in 1809 as Belladonna folia. Gerard was the first English writer to adopt the Italian name, of which he makes two words. The root was not used in medicine here until 1860, when Peter Squire recommended it as the basis of an anodyne liniment.

Before the War, the bulk of the world's supply of Belladonna was derived from plants growing wild on waste, stony places in Southern Europe. The industry was an important one in Croatia and Slavonia in South Hungary, the chief centre for foreign Belladonna, the annual crop in those provinces having been estimated at 60 to 100 tons of dry leaves and 150 to 200 tons of dry root. In 1908 the largest exporter in Slavonia is said to have sent out 29,880 lb. of dry Belladonna root.

The Balkan War of 1912-13 interrupted the continuity of Belladonna exports from South Hungary. Stocks of roots and leaves made shorter supplies last out until 1914, when prices rose, owing to increasing scarcity roots which realized 45s. per cwt. in January, 1914, selling for 65s. in June, 1914. With the outbreak of the Great War and the consequent entire stoppage of supplies, the price immediately rose to 100s. per cwt., and soon after, from 300s. to 480s. per cwt. or more. The dried leaves, from abroad, which in normal times sold at 45s. to 50s. per cwt., rose to 250s. to 350s. or more, per cwt. In August, 1916, the drug Atropine derived from the plant had risen from 10s. 6d. per oz. before the War to L. 7 (pounds sterling) per OZ.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:28 am

Oh well...so much for simple beauty

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:31 pm

I have no idea what it is, I just thought it was very pretty so I take a picture. I didn't touch it though, that would destroy the whole idea of taking a picture! (at least to me it does) Thanks for all the great information though....at least now I know that it was a very good idea not to eat it! LOL! So what is the final verdict, what is it??Some of the flowers were like growing on bushes, not sure if it was intertwined in the bushes or if the bushes themselves were the plant with this flower. The bushes were at least 3 feet tall though. I will have to go out and take a little closer look and see if I can find out exactly what it is. If I go back out there I will get pics of the whole plant so you guys can tell me what it is. Thanks so much for the information, I wouldn't have even known where to start to figure out what it was!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:57 pm

Once again Josie you are our "go to" agent in the field(literally)...I
am of the opinion it is bindweed....it is so common and so similar
in appearance....it does "twind up" in other bushes...just like morning
glory.....I will be all wound up in suspense until you post a more deffinitive
observation

....serious though...I love nature!...carry on Corps-person....
is that correct Air Force nomeclature?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:01 am

um.....nature boy.....ever see buttercup and daisy chain on naked woman sweetness?.....ahahaha...poor you cuz I've eaten then whole lot,stem included...fun to pull the love me,love me nots while admiring the beauty of nature....hehe...fuck..I'm such a hopeless romantic...I make myself sick.

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:17 pm

No, we don't use the term corpsman. We are all Airmen! We went to Santa Barbara today and may go to the Boat House tomorrow (where I took this pic). It depends on how I feel as I am downright beat today from going to Stern's Warf today. We took the kids to Ty Warner Aquarium. Yes, I have lots of pics that I will find a few really good ones to share! On the 15th we are going on a Dolphin Watching Cruise through the Maritime Museum in SB. Our kids love that stuff (as do me and the hubby) so why not! LOL...I love doing things like that! And the trip is super cheap too! Only $7 for an adult and you get a 2 hour dolphin watching cruise AND entry to the museum! Can't beat that with a stick! And me being military, I get a discount. My whole bunch and 2 of my son's friends are going to go on the trip and the whole thing including the museum entry is only going to cost like $30!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:22 pm

Thats fuckin cool Josie..share pics,I wanna see

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:31 pm

I concure with The Rot man...share the pics....my life is very
dull at the moment.....but you be the judge....(leave out-as I
know you must-...all
the Mr Josie pounding Mrs. Josie pics!)....ah been messin wit Rot
too much

....airmen(person

)

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:35 pm

um...I 'll be more than happy to slobber over mr. and mrs. josie slammin pics...haaahhahahahaaaaaaa...and dolphin slammin pics too.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:37 pm

Anyone listenin to the JukeBoX wif Jonsey...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:38 pm

na ...is that going on now?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:40 pm

Yeah......its live...Filth and Fury nite...tune in,its great!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:47 pm

LOL...it's just Airman! Yes, I will post some up once I d/l them from the camera! I took like 155 today, so I'm sure I will have some really good ones to share.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:47 pm

Na...Jonseys a dick..... I'd like to cold cock em.....knock em strait out
....I'm tired 'o' that dude!!!!.....Oh really.....shut up pud!!!....kapow!!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:50 pm

ahh......playin some Ramones.....

Yeah!
Cold cock em?Get your dick outta the deep freeze...well at least before you stick it to him.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:51 pm

DIsPervertNurse wrote:LOL...it's just Airman! Yes, I will post some up once I d/l them from the camera! I took like 155 today, so I'm sure I will have some really good ones to share.

Airman Josie.....do you fly jets?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:59 pm

rotter wrote:Yeah......its live...Filth and Fury nite...tune in,its great!

...further more....Jonsey's always talking bout how manly he is!!!!
....kapow ....right in the kisser....down like a pud!!!....oh yea steve
You bad!!!!....aint I a stinker??????

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:02 pm

I thought you liked manly man.....hehehe

Stink and all...

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:04 pm

oh sthop it you silly guy!!!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:14 pm

Have a good nite Shloe

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:15 pm

nite everyone...I'm gettin' some pud

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:39 pm

rotter wrote:
DIsPervertNurse wrote:LOL...it's just Airman! Yes, I will post some up once I d/l them from the camera! I took like 155 today, so I'm sure I will have some really good ones to share.
Airman Josie.....do you fly jets?

Fuck no!!! That would require me to be a self-licking ice cream cone (SLICC)! I'm a ground pounder. You haven't figured out what I do from the things that I have said and shown a passion for?? WOW!

I'm Readiness...that is, my expertise is in the following:
Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear and High-Yield Explosive Defense
Major Accident Response and Recovery
Natural Disaster Response and Recovery
Terrorist Attack including WMD Response and Recovery
and Command and Control

LOL..say that 10 times fast with only 1 breath!

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:46 pm

Josie....not being military meself....not Familiar with all the MOS's
I can't say....Public Relations?(Shloemoe ducks)....emergency response?

Stop hitting me!!!...ok I give up!!!....UNCLE!!!...Tell us!!!!!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:43 am

I'm Readiness...that is, my expertise is in the following:
Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear and High-Yield Explosive Defense
Major Accident Response and Recovery
Natural Disaster Response and Recovery
Terrorist Attack including WMD Response and Recovery
and Command and Control

All of this equals I am an Emergency Manager! LOL! Geez...some people!

*slap*

We don't have MOS's in the USAF either...we have AFSC's. Air Force Specialy Code! Mine is Readiness! This is my comprehensive job description! So now you know!

READINESS
1. Specialty Summary. Prepares, maintains, and monitors Civil Engineer (CE) operations plans and supporting documents for mobility, response, and recovery operations. Prepares, reviews and provides input to installation contingency plans. Monitors Prime Base Engineer Emergency Force (Prime BEEF), air base operability, hazardous materials emergency response, disaster preparedness programs, and conducts and schedules associated training. Manages assigned equipment and supplies, performs or schedules equipment maintenance, and inventories assets. Maintains and inspects nuclear, biological, chemical (NBC), and conventional protective clothing and equipment. Conducts NBC and conventional detection, warning, and reporting activities. Maintains and inspects equipment, conducts training, and prepares for peacetime response to use of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD).

2. Duties and Responsibilities.
2.1. Prepares wartime and contingency response plans. Conducts research and assists in developing disaster preparedness plans, including measures to minimize casualties and damage from natural disasters,
major accidents, wartime operations, and military operations other than war. Coordinates actions to ensure prompt response during disaster operations, including immediate mobilization of all resources and
participation of all agencies and organizations. Coordinates actions to allow continuation or restoration of vital functions and operations. Prepares disaster preparedness annexes, appendices, supplements, and
other supporting documents to support operations plans. Prepares checklists and operating instructions for readiness activities.
2.2. Develops and maintains plans for contingency, mobility, and recovery. Extracts tasking from the time-phased force deployment list. Establishes, coordinates, conducts, and monitors the Prime BEEF
operation. Assigns Prime BEEF personnel. Analyzes training and deficiencies for wartime tasks. Identifies, budgets, requisitions, and accounts for equipment and supplies used by readiness and contingency
teams. Inputs, maintains, and reviews data for status of resources and training system (SORTS). Establishes, coordinates, and maintains annual Prime BEEF training plan. Assists in assigning, training, and
deploying Prime BEEF personnel; and in procuring, maintaining, storing, and deploying equipment.
2.3. Conducts disaster preparedness and hazardous material emergency response training. Manages, schedules, and conducts training on readiness activities and survival measures for disasters and contin-gencies. Provides briefings, and develops installation disaster preparedness training and educational materials.
2.4. Assists in emergency planning and response to comply with Executive Order 12856 and the Emergency Planning and Community Right-to-Know Act of 1986.
2.5. Monitors CE readiness and installation disaster preparedness activities. Inspects equipment. Ensures disaster preparedness teams are established and manned. Acts as exercise evaluation team member for CE
readiness and ensures exercises are conducted according to directives. Ensures authorized and required NBC protective equipment and clothing, detection devices, and monitoring instruments are available, calibrated,
and in operating condition. Monitors actions to preserve life, minimize damage, and restore operations following natural disasters, accidents, wartime attacks, and military operations other than war. Coordinates disaster preparedness activities and plans with all base units and nearby military and civilian organizations. Briefs military and civilian personnel in conjunction with community relations programs. Monitors air base operability activities. Requisitions supplies and equipment for readiness and the disaster preparedness support team (DPST). Maintains custodial files for accounts such as supply and equipment; intrabase radio; test, measurement, and diagnostic equipment.
2.6. Manages unit and staff agency disaster preparedness program. Provides unit and staff agency assistance to ensure disaster preparedness planning and training have been accomplished, and disaster preparedness
directives are being followed. Conducts disaster preparedness analysis.
2.7. Establishes and monitors requirements and procedures for contamination control. Detects, identifies, measures, and reports contamination. Assists bioenvironmental engineer to interpret hazards to personnel. Coordinates and monitors exposure control procedures. Plots contamination levels and coordinates with medical personnel to identify contaminated areas and establish safety procedures. Ensures unsafe areas are marked according to directives. Documents findings and reports to proper authority.
2.8. Performs CE readiness and installation disaster preparedness functions. Serves in mobile or unit command post, survival recovery center, or NBC control center. Monitors force protection and survivability
and advises the readiness officer or NCO of deployment and employment capabilities. Establishes an integrated conventional and NBC detection, warning, and reporting system. Advises the commander on response to peacetime attacks with WMD. Helps prepare for peacetime WMD and wartime conventional and NBC defense, including activating NBC teams for shelter, collective protection, contamination con-trol,
reconnaissance, plotting, and reporting. Coordinates protective shelter and collective protection requirements. Supervises teams engaged in monitoring and contamination control operations. Reviews
findings of personnel operating detection equipment, and compiles data to indicate danger areas. Ensures specialized teams comply with contamination control and safety procedures. Manages activities in the
NBC control center. Operates mobile command post and disaster preparedness communications net. Helps analyze reports and plotting areas of contamination. Advises the commander on mission impact and
recovery activities following an attack. Determines contamination levels and amount over a given area and, in conjunction with medical personnel, recommends time limits that personnel may remain in the
area. Ensures emergency facilities are established for personnel contamination control areas. Advises the readiness officer on overall situation during disasters or contingency operations. Maintains directives.
Maintains operations event log. Provides inputs to reports.
2.9. Ensures safety procedures are followed. Ensures exposure and contamination control procedures are established, coordinated, and distributed. Ensures safety precautions are taken by assigned personnel.
3. Specialty Qualifications.
3.1. Knowledge. Knowledge is mandatory of the characteristics and effects of peacetime WMD and wartime conventional and NBC weapons; detection and identification of NBC contamination; threat analysis;
passive defense measures; principles of contamination control; related technical information, policies, procedures, techniques, and equipment; and CE readiness and contingency planning, training, operations,
equipment supply procedures, directives, and policies.
3.2. Education. For entry into this specialty, completion of high school with courses in algebra, biology, physics, chemistry, typing, computer operations, and speech are desirable.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:00 am

Well see...emergency response....that's close to readiness...see I was
listening...let's hope we aren't ever in imediate need of your expertise.
...but nice to know your out there....I think?...."meddle" makes swords
or plowshares....but yea ...tell that to Osama...a sober coffee toast to
ya Josie.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:10 am

fuckkkkkk...Interesting job Josie,thanks for sharin that..a lot more complex than stringing up nylon for a livin'....

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:53 am

Well, now you know what I do! And you can also rest knowing that not only is it my job, it is my hobby to research and study it! When it comes to my job, I'm a nerd! LOL...so, when you see me posting on stuff like that Mustard vs Mustard thread...you now know where I'm coming from. Not that its their fault, it's the media and thier misinformation! So, I correct it where I can so that the public doesn't learn something incorrectly!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:17 pm

You're a very interestin nerd Josie...do you have big tits?

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:20 pm

Fuck no! I'm only a little bit larger than an A cup!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:25 pm

I was teasin,didn't expect you to answer.....

You're fun Josie

July Cleaver · Post by **July Cleaver** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:36 pm

After reading Josie's job description, I am glad she's a friend! Anyone who can manage emergencies is ok in my book! Hooray Josie! and her pussycats!

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:03 pm

LMAO...i have no pussycat! Well, I have cats, but not like the show! lol

Didnt expect me to answer!!!! Ask me a question, I will answer it! Dont ask me if you dont want an answer, you know that! LOL

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:08 pm

July Cleaver wrote:After reading Josie's job description, I am glad she's a friend! Anyone who can manage emergencies is ok in my book! Hooray Josie! and her pussycats!

Yeah..I totally agree wif you July

DIsPervertNurse · Post by **DIsPervertNurse** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:41 pm

lol....well, I know I would never use such items! But I know how to protect from them though.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:15 pm

What would you do Josie if you were stuck in an elevator wif RoTT and I shit out the most horrid,most bio-hazzardous farts I'm known for?Pull a gas mask outta your A-cup?

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:47 pm

Slap the shit right out of you I hope!....that is the epitome of rude!!!
If a person cant control their body fuctions...that's one thing
worthy of understanding...but when somebody purposely releases shit gas
for fun just to offend others...especially in closed environment....Kapow!!!
I think ya listen to Jonsey too much Rot....There's my $.02

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:21 pm

Aahahahaha.....I shit when I gotta shit,don't give a fuck Shloe...I cock my fuckin ass everywhere and let'em ripppppppp.I shit in elevators,escalators,malls,on intercoms,telephones when people call me,bed,the tub(my fav)...I especially love letting them rip around stuckup women...cuz they think their shit don't stink so I let them smell mine instead.At work I invented the PA shit about 15 years ago...press the magic number,shit,hang up and listen for the playback...FFFFFFTttttttttttttttttt....it got so out of hand at work with everyone shittin' on the PA that the foremen of the crew are thinkin of getting us Madonna headsets so not to disturd the baglickers....fuck me.....they always destroy everythin....cunts.

I am KINGSHIT.....do you understand?

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:30 pm

Something is wrong with your ass Rott.You constantly fart;if you fart in the van once more in this heat I'll carve you a new asshole with a plastic spoon.DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:35 pm

I can't help it so shut your piehole

Hey Maddie..remember we was in the pool and I told Holly to get the fuckin googles on and get the fuck under water cuz I had to shit atomic?AAAAAaaaaahahaha.....that was hilarious watchin her choke from larfin underwater...aaaaaahaha.....it was like a mushroom cloud bubble...the perrrrrfect shit!Stunk too...bonus points!

Maddie · Post by **Maddie** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:41 pm

The best one was when we were at the mall and the little old gal infront of us turned around and gave you the pike eye after you let out the most loudest shit I ever heard.Then you blaming her,on that crowded escalator, for the shit and saying to her she should go check her depends.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:48 pm

Oh the ignorance,its bliss you know

Too many shit stories to go on wif.

shloemoe · Post by **shloemoe** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:38 pm

God Maddie!...I hope you slap him on a regular basis!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:40 pm

on the ass is where its at.....

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:29 am

I think that shit means something different in Canadian than it does in American....to shit here is to lay a big fat turd....We call what you do FARTING here....~lesson over~

Silly Sausage · Post by **Silly Sausage** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:56 am

Good god, Rotter. You're just entertainment all around, aren't ye? I love these wonderful family stories.