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Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.

All posts from chicks will be deleted by Jack.

GOOD! I aint been getting none lately anyway...does that make
me gay?...maybe I just haven't met the right fella?
I wonder if I could be attracted to a dude whose name
means swollen butt hole?...surely with a name like that?
HHmmm

What the fuck do you mean the girls have been banned?What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! I ain't in no he-man woman haters club...i like girls.This is fuckin crazy...

Glenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.

All posts from chicks will be deleted by Jack.

Does that include "chicks with dicks"?

I'm a grrl.....ban me and I'll hunt you down wif strap on and fuck your ass till it talks like a parrot...

rotty wants a cracker rrraaawwwkkkkkkkkkk

Glenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.

All posts from chicks will be deleted by Jack.

The hell with that. We want

RobertKP wrote:

Glenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.

All posts from chicks will be deleted by Jack.

The hell with that. We want

I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.

MMMMMmmmmm...nice

no rob shneider either!

I agree. No rob schneider anytime, anywhere with the possible exception of Copy Guy (SNL)

obiwankobe wrote:

Rob Schneider in panties is pretty much the exact opposite of Hilary Duff's titty popping out of her tank top.

assholitis wrote:

RobertKP wrote:

Glenn wrote:Girls have been banned from Jack's Shack.

All posts from chicks will be deleted by Jack.

The hell with that. We want

I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.

when did she get those anyway?

buy one get one free sale

couldn't of got much on the trade in

I always liked Hilary Duff

I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL

rotter wrote:I always liked Hilary Duff

Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role.

DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL

Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?

obiwankobe wrote:

assholitis wrote:

RobertKP wrote: The hell with that. We want

I concur, Robert. And Hilary Duff is still more than welcome.

when did she get those anyway?

Hilary Duff has "rubber duck" tits?

rotter wrote:

DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL

Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?

LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??

DIsPervertNurse wrote:

rotter wrote:

DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL

Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?

LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??

By the way, you're still more than welcome here as always, Di! I'm just hoping ol' Glenners didn't frighten off the other female regulars with his posting.

DIsPervertNurse wrote:

rotter wrote:

DIsPervertNurse wrote:I think she's really purdy! I bet she's a naught one too! LOL

Naughty like Josie I bet... care for a spankin?Hmm?

LMAO...does Maddie know you wanna spank me??

aaaaahahaha........just a sec......"Maddie?Can I spank Josie?"...I can? Maddie says,yes I can!

Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.

Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*

Glad all is well with you Josie.Its great you are back Good luck in Korea and cheers to your family

Thanks much rotty! I can't wait to get the family to Alaska. We will be driving the ALCAN, are you on the route anywhere??

DI Purvert Nurse in Korea = Hotlips.

Kick some Kim Jonh Il butt for us.

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.

Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*

Hooray. I was wondering if you had shipped off yet. Good luck and safe travels! Hope you enjoy your stay there, but get back home to the States as soon as you can. America will miss you! Glad to hear everything's working out alright.

LOL...I would LOVE to kick some Kim Jung Il ass....but, I will have to just do what I'm supposed to do. So, as I haven't been around for awhile, I notice that I don't see my pirate of Jack's Shack. Where is he?? It seems that there are a few missing people on a second look. Anyone know??

Shloemoe is now disguised as Fredrick Engels...hey Josie!

Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!

I've not come to make believers, but to cast doubt. Shloemoe has died
, yet lowe he has rizen and liveth (for now) as engals. I've not come to
join familys, but to tear them asunder. Let those of understanding reckon
the wisdom of shloemoe(who is now engals...k?)This world isn't about
you...it's about me....begone you devils!......er sumthing....

...I mean if Jr aint gonna show up I aint even gonna try to be funny!..
well insofar as it's funny to say that assholitis is a punk ass dork...cause
he doesn't see humor unless it's at someone elses expense...oh and if
you use emoticons when like you say...oh I dunno..."fuck you Rot" ...
but I think rot knows what I mean.

...and Gidget...well lemme tell ya!!!!!

My dogs breath smells like dog food.

Brad-Cow-Disease wrote:My dogs breath smells like dog food.

Ah then god is on his throne and all is well with the world...you see?
...it's like Liebnez said "Ours is the best of all possible worlds"


here's more proof

assholitis wrote:

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Run us off!!!! LMFAO...I don't think so! Glenno doesn't have the power to run us strong female types off. I've been having lots of computer issues, that is until today when I finally got a new laptop, so now I'm all set! I will be heading to Korea on the 8th now and the family is now moving to Alaska at the same time, but other than that...we are all good now! Been a rough couple of weeks though.

Thanks maddie! *Bends over for panking*

Hooray. I was wondering if you had shipped off yet. Good luck and safe travels! Hope you enjoy your stay there, but get back home to the States as soon as you can. America will miss you! Glad to hear everything's working out alright.

Yeah, Nursie, what Kev said. Glad to hear from you before you shove off.
May the good lord watch over you & yours on your journey. Be safe, be happy & show them the best of the US

Thanks so much! You guys are the nicest bunch. I will be getting online when I get there too. I will be able to get internet in my dorm room! YIPPEE!!

Brad-Cow-Disease wrote:My dogs breath smells like dog food.

Engals wrote:

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Why? Not much of a disguise if everyone knows about it. The only way I'll believe it is if shloe logged into his shloemoe account and replied to my message that I sent him!

I've not come to make believers, but to cast doubt. Shloemoe has died
, yet lowe he has rizen and liveth (for now) as engals. I've not come to
join familys, but to tear them asunder. Let those of understanding reckon
the wisdom of shloemoe(who is now engals...k?)This world isn't about
you...it's about me....begone you devils!......er sumthing....

...I mean if Jr aint gonna show up I aint even gonna try to be funny!..
well insofar as it's funny to say that assholitis is a punk ass dork...cause
he doesn't see humor unless it's at someone elses expense...oh and if
you use emoticons when like you say...oh I dunno..."fuck you Rot" ...
but I think rot knows what I mean.

...and Gidget...well lemme tell ya!!!!!

Oh, I see humor in lots of places. For instance, when you pretend to be smart. I think that's downright hilarious. As if anyone could ever believe you'd have enough sense to even find your way out of a closet.
Now, before you go off on a boo-hoo sympathy plea, why don't you also point out that it was you who started insulting everyone else on here, and not simply me laughing "at someone else's expense" as you so ignorantly put it. I believe your exact sentiment was about how everyone here at Jack's Shack posts really trivial, unimportant topics that no one cares about.

shloemoe wrote: jeez just look at the stuff we(you guys ) talk about all the time Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:22 am

All I did was merely knock you off your moral high horse. The fact that you skinned your knee and continue to cry about it is your problem, not mine. Quit being a whiney little bitch and move on with your life. The fact that you have nothing to do all day but make posts insulting me is pretty pathetic. I'm hopefully trying to put an end to this immaturity, but I'm sure you'll somehow find a way to make some childish jab at me in response. Just remember, when you insult people here like "you guys" you're also including really cool people such as Josie, Rott, Robert, Glenners, and the recently MIA Gidge and Gooch.

Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!

Oh yea...speaking of Gooch...I spoke with her today, she seemed to be well. That's all I really know though. Hopefully she will be back soon as well. As for Gidget, I haven't the foggiest how she is. I wish I knew. I hope she is well though. I miss her spunk! (rot...shuddup...that's not what I was referring to)

Gidge wuz here 5 minutes ago...I farted and she took off

At least before I went on vacation, I was telling Jack about the spam....you boys was sleepin' at the wheel....

ahhh.....the lurvly Gidge is back from Disneyland

...only to be banned...

rotter wa edited....c word.

If you ban that makes you a nazi...right?I've seen many a urinal like that...the CBC,CBS,ABC,NBC,BBC.....all fascists...reality is shit so show the shit of reality....I hate TV...its all powderpuffin.Lets not make this forum like tv nazi programming.I say the girls stay!.....ok Glenn Himler?

Glenn wrote:

rotter wa edited....c word.

I said cunt.....who the fuck took away my post

...and you call me Himler...

fuckin censorship......thats cocksuckin in a closet!

Someone post a hoTTchick pic... .....Glenn?Gimme somethin delicious...

there ya go

Is that Paris"stinkcunt moneyslut heiressbitch"Hilton?NNNNNNNNNNooooo...I'd rather get a papercut on my cock from a five dollar bill...

YOUCH.....I don't even HAVE a penis (contrary to popular opinion) and it sounded painful....

DIPN, you can get out of going to Korea by Section 8, Just pretend you are crazy.

I can help her with that.....

gidgetgoestohell wrote:YOUCH.....I don't even HAVE a penis (contrary to popular opinion) and it sounded painful....

I bet you have "Willy Hung" under that skirt .....hehehe.....she bangggggs.

assholitis wrote:

rotter wrote:I always liked Hilary Duff

Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role.

I'd watch that

I wanna be the fluffer for Hilary.....

tom can watch.....mmwwhahahaha

DIsPervertNurse wrote:Oh yea...speaking of Gooch...I spoke with her today, she seemed to be well. That's all I really know though. Hopefully she will be back soon as well. As for Gidget, I haven't the foggiest how she is. I wish I knew. I hope she is well though. I miss her spunk! (rot...shuddup...that's not what I was referring to)

Yes, yes, yes! Gidge posted just the other day and Gooch left me a comment. Plus, Josie is back to posting semi regularly. All is well again in Jacksville.

Engals wrote:Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!

I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make.

obiwankobe wrote:

assholitis wrote:

rotter wrote:I always liked Hilary Duff

Same here. And has anyone else noticed that nowadays, Hilary Duff bares a striking resemblance to Jenna Jameson? Maybe that will help influence her next movie role.

I'd watch that

...Jizzy McGuire?

assholitis wrote:

Engals wrote:Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!

I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make.

now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do you have something you wanna confess ass?.....maybe you should just go see a proctologist about that...I think rotter went to butt school...maybe he could take a look
for ya?

I'm a doctor of "cunt" ...thats a gyro-coligist?right?

gyro-coligist...that's a spin Doctor rot!....that's pretty good...im stealing it!

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:

assholitis wrote:

Engals wrote:Ha-ha....your dumb!.....hahahahahaha!

I love someone who insults my intelligence and yet cannot even differentiate between use of the word "your" and the compound word "you're." You keep proving me right with every post you make.

now your a grammar teacher and you love me?...do you have something you wanna confess ass?.....maybe you should just go see a proctologist about that...I think rotter went to butt school...maybe he could take a look
for ya?

Yes, I confess that I love the humor that arises from your continued ignorance. For instance, right after I point out the difference between "your' and "you're" you go ahead and scribble this nonsense: your a grammar teacher.
It's YOU'RE, you flipping idiot! Now normally, I don't really give two shits about misspellings, especially here, but for someone who claims to be so brilliant, you lack the basic spelling essentials taught in grammar school.

Well I've held to the same notions(at least fer this purpose) of our famous American auther Mark Twain when he sed..."Never let schoolin stand in the way of a good education"...didn't care much fer grammar school ass!
...I dare say it looks as though it's had a detrimental effect on ya'll

The best of anything I have learned is to stick my ass to the system...they could not teach life...nor did they ever live it.I am what I am....and live it...schooling is for cowards afraid of reality and schooling is nothing but lies from molded hardback crooked cunts with one sided truths written by liars.

that's a d- Rot man...education is way coolio!...dont make me send you
to josie for discipline!!!!!!

...or worse yet I'l send ya to study contractions with Assholitis!!!

oh yeah cool avatar rot who is that Newton?...liebnez?

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:oh yeah cool avatar rot who is that Newton?...liebnez?

Its John Wilmot....duke of cunts.

so now i gotta google..."johm wilmot"... and drunk too!

oh he was a fan of John Donne...love that stuff!....you do know he was gay
right Rot?...."not that there's anything wrong with that"...anywhat
cheerio!

...peoples sexual preference to me is irrelevant...but its obvious its relevant to you...

...you find relavance in that?

I find relevence in your obsession.....

its hilariouuussssss

Whats hilarious rotter is that you are obviously obsessed with my ass,tits and pussy and you DIDN'T get any last nite;thats hilarious

.....thats not funny Maddie...HIPS,LIPS,TITS,......power!

Well Maddie...I hope your full moon comes out tonite and lands smack down on my smacker! The sun always shines when you sit on my face

You have to work tonite

shhhhhhhhitttttt...then I shall pull my pipe in hilarious obsession of shloes' obsessions!

you find relevence in that

What is relevant is your pie on my chops...NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT

rotter wrote:What is relevant is your pie on my chops...NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT

Make her put on the Olde English wig first.

aahaha...I can't "make" Maddie do anything,she's her own monkey.....I'm just her bananna.

Monkey...did someone use the word MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

shockin' eh?

rotter wrote:shockin' eh?

Shocking monkeys is not funny....how can people do that to a fellow human?

I love human Monkey's!!!!

though they are homonids and some of them bear a striking
reseblance to us (humans) ...monkeys are not humans...they
might be people but they are not humans....




...are we clear on this?

ok then......we are monkeys with long lives

There are too human Monkeys!



THAT, my friend, is Monkey! Dang!