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Baby Panda Sneeze

Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:52 pm
by RobertKP

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:53 am
by Engals
Yeah!...So I'm at Denny's the other day waiting to be seated,
and I shit you not, in walks a panda bear,eats a sandwich, stares both me and the waiter in the eye, and then pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting up the place. Just as calm as ever he turns to leave and the waiter says, "hey what are you doing you can't just just walk out of here". The bear says "Hey!"..."I'm a panda!"..."look it up"! Weirder yet the waiter pulls out a dictionary from behind the counter and finger thumps in recoqnition the article. So I turn the book to read and it says:

Panda--- A black and white native of central China....Eats Shoots and
leaves.

Hahahahahahaha!
You got a better panda joke?....I didn't think so!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:52 am
by RobertKP
No Sir, I bow to you, king of Panda jokes.

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:25 pm
by rotter
I bow to no one. :twisted:

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:26 pm
by rotter
.....but I have been known to curtsie to beautiful women... :lol:

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:15 pm
by Engals
Oh?....what's a matter Rot....you didn't get the joke?

now....

BOW DOWN!

Bow down to he who was The Great Shloemoe!(Who is now The
Even Greater Engals!)

Bow Down!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:20 pm
by rotter
yeshhhhh...i got the joke.....now you bow down and lemme rest my tired balls on your chin :P......oh my,my Shloe...is that spunk in your beard? :lol:

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:31 pm
by rotter
I shall call you "shloemoe spunk beard"...king of bukkake :lol:

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:08 pm
by Engals
If that's the kinda thing you like Rot....
Then I am spunk beard...if it brings a smile
to your gay voyeristic self...so be it...who Am I
to judge?....does maddie know about this....hey it's
cool man!...just use a condom bro!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:36 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
If he used a condom then you wouldn't be a spunk beard now wouldya!?

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:33 pm
by Engals
Huh?....guess I didn't think that out.....oh well...um...what do you guys think?...If a person had sex with Rot(and he could be monogomous)
would they need an aids test?....maybe we need a poll?....I feel dirty.

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:58 pm
by rotter
Poll away my dirty lil spunk bearded pivotboy...bet you love circlejerks don't ya butchcocky bukkake clorox breath...PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN....put the lotion on the skin or you get the fuckin hose!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:19 pm
by rotter
Imageput the lotion on the skin Shloemoesexual.....or precious will fuck you up!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:21 pm
by rotter
Image...you have 30 minutes or you get the hose.






.......up the ass!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:35 pm
by rotter
Image

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:50 pm
by Engals
man that's a big cock!...what's with all the cock Rot?....ya know if you
and Assholitis dont post more chick pics people will think your gay?
...or like into green frogs er sumthin...Hey! Im not judging you....
it's cool man...whatever floats yer and assholitis' boat man.

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:55 pm
by DIsPervertNurse
wow...that dick covered damned near my whole screen!!!! wow...who knew that a frog could have it so good!

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:23 am
by Engals
that's what happens when you take too much tramadol Rot...I think you need some phentermine to counter act that.

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:31 am
by rotter
People can think I'm gay all they wanna...I'm a pie guy...but I knew how much YOU love cock Shloe..so I was givin' you the meat,frog meat..cuz it taste like chicken so keep on lickin...I bet you get a hard on takin a shit;but there's nothin wrong wif that.

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:32 am
by rotter
DIsPervertNurse wrote:wow...that dick covered damned near my whole screen!!!! wow...who knew that a frog could have it so good!
Josie luvs green cock... :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:35 am
by Engals
MMMMmmmm....your making me Hot!
Big boy! :D

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:38 am
by rotter
Get this man a kermit with flexible asshole!

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:25 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Well, someone has to love it! I mean really...someone has to love you too...poor Maddie! LOL

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:28 am
by rotter
poor Maddie...21 years wif me this month..I think she deserves licks! :D

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:32 am
by Maddie
LOL!You'll always be my bitch :wink: