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I said above the canyon walls....

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:56 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Two strong eyes did I see
It was the leader of the land baby
oh my god!
The great white buffalo...
--The Atrocious Theodocious

From Associated Press:

MILWAUKEE - A farm in Wisconsin is quickly becoming hallowed ground for American Indians with the birth of its third white buffalo, an animal considered sacred by many tribes for its potential to bring good fortune and peace.
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According to a version of the legend, a white buffalo, disguised as a woman wearing white hides, appeared to two men. One treated her with respect, and the other didn't. She turned the disrespectful man into a pile of bones, and gave the respectful one a pipe and taught his people rituals and music. She transformed into a female white buffalo calf and promised to return again......

....I think its somebody comin' around
to save my ass,baby.
I think...I think he's comin' around
to save you and me...

Huh?...but if only it were more than quaint.

Keep your ears to the ground paleface!....The age of Shloemoe
is upon you!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:30 am
by rotter
Maddie looks HOTT in white hides...gives this paleface hardon extreme :D She brings me great fortune and cumwads...and what an ass baby :D What do you think about this my lil' Chippewa? :D

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:32 am
by Maddie
ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkk...will you fucking knock it off! :roll:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:34 am
by rotter
How about I bang your ass and you tickle me wif your feather? :D

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:35 am
by Maddie
How about you take that feather and shove it up your ass! :P

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:36 am
by rotter
How about you do a raindance all naked like and make my cock blow smoke signals? :D

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:41 am
by Maddie
Someone please take this idiot off my tits for a while? :roll:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:43 am
by rotter
Poor ol' warrior princess..you want me!Admit it! :P

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:45 am
by Maddie
Do you want me to get the gimp? :twisted:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:46 am
by rotter
I think Shloe is busy... :?

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:47 am
by Maddie
:lol: Yeah,naked and thinking of you riding a white buffalo :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:50 am
by rotter
fuckin' perv :lol: ...Take me for a ride tonite and then we'll smoke a pipe and feel all nuts...oh,Maddie..speakin of nuts,do you like my shaved bag? :?

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:51 am
by Maddie
:roll: I see you dug the weed wacker outta the garage :P

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:52 am
by rotter
:twisted: I used YOUR razor.....mmwwhahahahha :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:54 am
by Maddie
I used YOUR razor to shave a rabid beaver :P

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:56 am
by rotter
:shock: You mean? :D .....oh yeahhhhhhhh...hot eats,cool treats.Melts in your mouth and in your hands..get out the fuckin war drum cuz here I come :D :D :D :D :D :D

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:57 am
by Maddie
Lets sleep in the teepee tonite bitch :wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:58 am
by rotter
MMwwwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted: Wear the white hides that just barely cover your ass! :D

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:01 pm
by Maddie
:wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:03 pm
by rotter
I'm droolin :D ......and what is Shloe doin' tonite?Cornchips,porn and tubesock? :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:06 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Fixing to go get some cheep whiskey...uh I mean "tea"
sit out in the garage and work on my plans to overthrow
the worlds governments and bind them under my authority
...or just listen to some music...maybe both...or
contemplate the arrival of the white buffalo...dunno?