Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!

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The Rizen shloemoe
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Scoundrel or hero of public saftey...you be the judge!

Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

I was at a local retailers last night...they were just bought out
by another company and the store was undergoing some re-
modeling...but they were still open for business :?

Perusing the inventory I noticed that one of the re-model
staff who had gone for the day(I assume?)and had left a utility
knife on a shelf well with the reach of little hands...
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For just a second I considered handing it over to the retail staff,
but since they worked for a different company I felt that would
not insure that this wouldn't happend again...So In the name of
public saftey(maybe a cheap thrill too) I put it in my pocket.

I dont see it as an act of petty thievery (Shloemoe not like that)
...but one of those complicated acts all of us superhero types
have to make in a split second!

What do you think?...Is Shloemoe a scoundrel?
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Or Champion of public safety?
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....besides it looks better than my other utility knife :D
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If it was a bazooka would have you stuck it down your pants for the interest of public safety? :P
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I would have took the knife to the dipshit cashier and asked for a matching fork.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

rotter wrote:If it was a bazooka would have you stuck it down your pants for the interest of public safety? :P
I dont think(no I know :cry: ) I could not be trusted with a
bazzoka :twisted: That would be a bad choice.
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Post by rotter »

How about a rubber cunt?Would you stick that in your pocket for public safety? :lol: ......but then again;you dream about rubber cunts and would put it in your pocket;for the mini-rocket you like to play pocket pinball with.
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Post by gidgetgoestohell »

My son has one of those whatchamajigs for his job......so, I say.....CHAMPION!!!!
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i say you should have given it to the manager with a stern warning..
but since you did get it off the sales floor and out of harms way, champion.

ps - dont hurt yourself.... cut away from the body.... not towards.
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you armed? DANGER!!!
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Just give Shloe a roll of duct tape and watch him play for hours.
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Post by The Rizen shloemoe »

obiwankobe wrote:you armed? DANGER!!!
(Shloemoe does that screaming tongue undulation that
moslems do kinda sorta as a rally cry)....what n the hell do ya call
that....and how do you represent it textually???
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Post by jr »

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
obiwankobe wrote:you armed? DANGER!!!
(Shloemoe does that screaming tongue undulation that
moslems do kinda sorta as a rally cry)....what n the hell do ya call
that....and how do you represent it textually???
you totally captured it
i get it

lalalalalalalallalalalallalalallalalalala
jumping up and down
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