would you like a sperm sandwich?

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:45 pm

Heard jonsey today talk about how he spunked(you know what I mean!)
in Matlock's egg sandwich today...and I guess cause i've worked around
food service a bit that I feel a skull fracture is about tit for that on that one
...you dont fuck with people's food!...that is a stabbing offense!...even in prison...Fuck Jonsey!....I thought I was a punk ass shit in the 70's
...Funny...Jonsey said one of the reasons they kicked out Matlock was
that he washed his feet too much....SHIT!...you feed somebody sperm
in a sandwich and yer gonna get yours...I'll help em!!!!....everyday I listen to Jonsey I hate him more.....what a Putz!!!!sock his ass!

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:43 pm

jr · Post by jr » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:06 pm

shloe....
you ever do sumfing for the hell of it as a kid and then later think..
that wasnt too cool??
I heard it too and he wasnt braggin, the guests asked and then he told them it was a touchy subject (no spunk intended)

we know you hate jonesy,,, i wonder how much you love him...

cheers

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:09 pm

Jonsey has an interview in the new issue of Playboy, couldn't find it though

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:10 pm

Is jonsey in the spread?

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:18 pm

allright...allright...what happends in the 70's stays in the 70's.....
until later when I tell ya the mischief I done...but I would never have
spunked in somebodies food...that's blood letting material...even
decades later....I hate it when you guys are wiser than me!!!!!

Damn it!!!! Jr!....you....you SMARTY PANTS!

jr · Post by jr » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:29 pm

6 pages of the october issue

jr · Post by jr » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:29 pm

staple remover
for the centerfold...
and nads

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:01 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Heard jonsey today talk about how he spunked(you know what I mean!)
in Matlock's egg sandwich today...and I guess cause i've worked around
food service a bit that I feel a skull fracture is about tit for that on that one
...you dont fuck with people's food!...that is a stabbing offense!...even in prison...Fuck Jonsey!....I thought I was a punk ass shit in the 70's
...Funny...Jonsey said one of the reasons they kicked out Matlock was
that he washed his feet too much....SHIT!...you feed somebody sperm
in a sandwich and yer gonna get yours...I'll help em!!!!....everyday I listen to Jonsey I hate him more.....what a Putz!!!!sock his ass!

I read that in Lydons' book about the spunkin samich......I pissed myself laughin

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:00 am

Not funny!...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:56 am

Maybe I really do love Jonsey?...and that's where my hatered of him
comes from....an unfufilled love?...gee Jr I think you've helped me
breakthrough

...so I had this dream...I was on the log ride a Knott's Berry Farm
and Jr was there...well just as she was gonna give me more insight
into myself the ride broke out of the tunnel and we went down the
water fall
WWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!
and then we were covered in egg sandwich...Ahhh!...Dreams.....

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:11 am

Thats a fucked up dream.Time for your meds...I can't believe you didn't try to cop a feel in the tunnel.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:00 pm

rotter wrote:Thats a fucked up dream.Time for your meds...I can't believe you didn't try to cop a feel in the tunnel.

What?...that was just the "jist" of it....I may have left parts out?

You're an evil influence Mr. Rotter...evil!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:09 am

Tell me the rest.....the good parts.....any sticky fingers?

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:04 am

BLT Sandwich. -. *. -. BLT. Ingredients. 2 rashers of cooked bacon 3 slices of wholemeal bread 15g margarine 2 lettuce leaves ½ large tomato.

Nope can't find any reference to an integral part of the BLT experience being spunk.

We transcribed this what I is about to post for you originally for Glen's fiftieth birthday and then winged it over to http://www.cookandjones.co.uk. Therefore it is Phil's transcription, Phil's not mine and an exclusive production. That's my arrrrss covered.

Anyway here it is. Matlock and his Philistines were due to play the Knitting factory that night. B4 we begin I must also give a credit to Floratina who transcribed the earlier part of the interview.

Glen Matlock and The Philistines visit the box. First broadcast on 19.12.05.

Present: Glen Matlock. Steve Jones. Mark Sovel. AKA. Mr. Shovel. Later joined by the Philistines, Chris Musto, Koozie Johns, Ray McVeigh. Then by Tracey Ullman and her children, Johnny and Mabel. It was unclear as to when or even if this broadcast would take place. Steve had been very ill with a flu virus. It was the last Jonesy's Jukebox before the Christmas holiday and was very noisy and chaotic in places - particularly once all the Philistines and Tracey had come into the studio.

Begin extract....

Steve: Well before we go on about that lot, there's one thing I want to clear up.

Glen: What?

Steve: I didn't do anything with yer sandwiches. (Reference that Steve had allegedly ejaculated into a sandwich which Glen then, allegedly, ate).

Glen: Fantastic!

Ray: Yeah that's always been a…

Steve: I don't know where that came from - well, we do know where it came from…

Glen: We know where it came from.

Steve: But it had nuffin to do with me!

Glen: Oh, so I can go back on the mayonnaise now?

Glen: It's a pretty rubbish story, not rubbish it weren't a very nice story.

Steve: Well, you know what it is? You know, he run out of ideas so he just made some stuff up.

Glen: Oh right.

Steve: That's my theory.

Glen: Who do you mean? What do you mean that bloke? George, George?

Steve: Well it was in the book weren't it? Where it started, nothing to do with me.

Glen: Good.

Steve: Well maybe once, but…

Ray: Couldn't get it up twice.

(All laugh).

Glen: Steve, you should come down tonight cos we got a buffet laid on you know, for you.

(laughs).

Ray: Yeah come early we got the riders (?).

Glen: Just give us five, let me get in there five minutes before you do and I'll sort it out for you!

End of extract....

CwA says. Did this story first surface in Lydon's autobiog, Rotten, no Irish etc.

Hope that helps and if it doesn't, who cares. If you want more, get along to

http://www.cookandjones.co.uk/jukebox_t ... lock05.htm

and read it

Cheerio.

Do not open that cucumber it is full of desks put there by I know not whom.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:07 am

I thought Jones hollowed out a french bread and put warm water in with liver and fucked the smack outta it and gave it to Glen..then Glen said it was the best shit he ever ate!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:08 am

oh whatever.....Glen ate spunk.....and loved it

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:54 am

Rotter contributed the following shit piss and vomit to this threAd

"... thought Jones hollowed out a french bread and put warm water in with liver and fucked the smack outta it and gave it to Glen..then Glen said it was the best shit he ever ate! Confused"

I think that is the story exactly. Does it appear elsewhere? I was sure it was in Savage's brick like book of bollockos:

"England's dreaming."

I went through England's dreaming with a proverbial fine pubic lice comb and couldn't find it.

I read it somewhere else apart from Rotten, or did I?

Cheers John and the heads up is...he is back on myspace!!!!!

Cheerio.

CwA

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:18 am

I'm a myspace terrorist.....

no gun,just filth and furious stink.

I used Brad-Cows' account the other day and caused a real occasion with his collection of peeps.

...they loved it,so I'm told

La-la-la-la

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:52 am

Ho ho I guessed it was you when you signed your name Rotter and not Brad Cow.

CWa

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:34 am

hehehe

indie1031.punkrockdemo.com

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