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Glenn
Posts: 2823 Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:54 pm
Location: Anaheim, Orange County, CA
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by Glenn » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:21 pm
I've got so fat i gotta do something about it.
Gonna bust a gut.
Gotta fit into me skinnie trousers again.
or my names not Glenn.
jr
Posts: 1147 Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:13 pm
Location: in the land of strips and sauce
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by jr » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:54 pm
i will go with ya
what gym???
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
Glenn
Posts: 2823 Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:54 pm
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by Glenn » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:17 pm
Down yonder Anaheim
on a street called Lemon
24 Hours Fitness heaven
Or any other not to far
Glenn, so out of shape
wears a sports bra.
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
Location: Canada
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by rotter » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:51 pm
You got big tits?
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
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by rotter » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:03 am
My Fleiss busts a gut
Runs the artificial mile
Sweats till he drops
A quarter pound o' tits
He's a health fanatic
Wheat germ and greens
Veggie shakes and tangerines
He loves his skinnie trousers
Makes him look mean
My Fleiss busts a gut
Just to fuck all the chicks
Keeps him out of trouble
His face from the fridge
Its all for the tits
All for the crotch
Three cheers for Fleiss
Hip,hip hurrah
Can I sniff your finger when your done?
The Rizen shloemoe
Posts: 2029 Joined: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:42 am
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by The Rizen shloemoe » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:08 am
Homer J. Shloemoe says.."Working out at the gym is
for losers!!!
D'oh!!!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
Location: Canada
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by rotter » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:07 am
I say you burn more fat by fucking!
jr
Posts: 1147 Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:13 pm
Location: in the land of strips and sauce
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by jr » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:58 am
im 24 hour fitness too
hmmm
never beento the one on lemon
12 bellz... YOU DO UNDERSTAND??!!
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
Location: Canada
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by rotter » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:09 am
fuck fitness gyms...buy yourself a tapeworm!
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
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by rotter » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:10 pm
Aaaahaha.....A diet that lives in your ass!Sometimes they get rather vicious...but they're working for you so let em know whos' boss...ok Glenn?
rotter
Posts: 3687 Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 pm
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by rotter » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:22 pm
I suppose sucking worms from a cats ass would get you free gutsnakes..whatda' you think Shloe?
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The Rizen shloemoe
Posts: 2029 Joined: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:42 am
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by The Rizen shloemoe » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:26 pm
my cats have worms right now....very gross and inadvisable
as a healthy weight loss program....you is sick rot!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"