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Joined the gym.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:21 pm
by Glenn
I've got so fat i gotta do something about it.

Gonna bust a gut.

Gotta fit into me skinnie trousers again.

or my names not Glenn.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:54 pm
by jr
i will go with ya
what gym???

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:17 pm
by Glenn
Down yonder Anaheim
on a street called Lemon
24 Hours Fitness heaven
Or any other not to far
Glenn, so out of shape
wears a sports bra.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:51 pm
by rotter
You got big tits? :D

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:03 am
by rotter
My Fleiss busts a gut
Runs the artificial mile
Sweats till he drops
A quarter pound o' tits
He's a health fanatic
Wheat germ and greens
Veggie shakes and tangerines
He loves his skinnie trousers
Makes him look mean
My Fleiss busts a gut
Just to fuck all the chicks
Keeps him out of trouble
His face from the fridge
Its all for the tits
All for the crotch
Three cheers for Fleiss
Hip,hip hurrah






Can I sniff your finger when your done? :lol:

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:08 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Homer J. Shloemoe says.."Working out at the gym is
for losers!!!
Image
D'oh!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:07 am
by rotter
I say you burn more fat by fucking! :D

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:58 am
by jr
im 24 hour fitness too
hmmm
never beento the one on lemon

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:09 am
by rotter
fuck fitness gyms...buy yourself a tapeworm! :P

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:10 pm
by rotter
ImageAaaahaha.....A diet that lives in your ass!Sometimes they get rather vicious...but they're working for you so let em know whos' boss...ok Glenn? :lol:

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:22 pm
by rotter
I suppose sucking worms from a cats ass would get you free gutsnakes..whatda' you think Shloe?

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:26 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
my cats have worms right now....very gross and inadvisable
as a healthy weight loss program....you is sick rot!