Scarlett Johansson Recording Tom Waits Covers Album

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:48 pm

Scarlett Johansson Recording Tom Waits Covers Album
Haha you Pitchfork jokers, what a hilarious hoax headline. Next, you'll tell me Sufjan Stevens is pregnant! Like, JK LOL, right dudes? No. Not kidding, and certainly not laughing. This is 4 SERIOUS, guys. According to a recent report on FOXNews.com (yes, that was the sound of a kitten dying) and confirmed by Waits' publicist, aesthetically pleasing and indie-savvy film starlet Scarlett Johansson is not only singing, but recording an album of Tom Waits covers.

Scarlett Sings Tom Waits, as it's called, will tentatively see release next spring via recently-revived Rhino offshoot Atco. It's not Scarlett's first vocal foray-- she recorded a version of Gershwin brothers standard "Summertime" for this year's corny Unexpected Dreams: Songs From the Stars charity compilation.

That's pretty much all the info we have right now, but stayed tuned to Pitchfork, your one-stop ScarJo rumor shop, for more details and the latest hot pix. Oh, and according to Fox News' Roger Friedman, Waits is "one of the premier singer-songwriters in the business." So, best respect-- because lord knows this is, first and foremost, a business.
Link-arrowMP3: Tom Waits: Road to Peace [from the Orphans compilatio

jr · Post by jr » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:51 pm

i read that yesterday..
she has the lungs for it

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:10 pm

fuck lungs...i just care about tits

Does she have the tits?

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:14 am

rotter wrote:fuck lungs...i just care about tits Does she have the tits?

does Howdy-Doody have wooden balls?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:36 am

I have wooden balls.....sniff em'......reaaaaaaaaallllll cedar

Howdy Doody would be so jelious.

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:44 pm

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:56 pm

aaaaaahahahaha...is that Tom Waits? .....he wuz such a hurry he didn't get his hat off

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:58 am

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:14 am

ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh...