A new presence in the shack

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:59 pm

Do you feel it?....Shloemoe can(He's more in tune than you guys)
There's a new personage here...I can feel it in the air.
I believe we have a new member in our member list.
It's
The Anti-Christ!

Hey Anti...you dont mind if we call you "anti" do you?
We'll have no problems Im sure...as long as you dont
try to like pee on anybody(and your not a hot chick!)
er anything....

Greetings oh dark one!!!!...oh and hey keep yer eye on the dude they
call Rotter.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:36 am

I'm sure antichrist and I will get along fine.. I sold him my soul.He knows what I want and knows how to get it.He wants just to destroy passersby.He wants to be anarchy

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:39 am

wait?

anti might be my auntie?.....noooooooo......maybe a hoTT chick with hoTT licks?.....oh fuck I hope so;my balls are frosted

Speak Anti......speak.....I command you

Do you understand?

God · Post by **God** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:22 am

hi,i'm God.I just wanted to ask you people where I can find a good taco;I'm so sick of eating angel food pussy all day.I guy needs variety,you know?Well romper stomper bomper boo.I see shloe and rotter are in the antichrists corner of hell.Be careful boys.I don't want you praying to me for brand new dicks after yours falls off from fucking with the Antichist.Have a nice day.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:34 am

I'm bigger than God

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:00 am

and Im more bigger than Rotter

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 am

Size isn't everthing....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:59 am

Thanks Chris!!!

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:34 am

chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....

thats true.
I dont care about size....except with a little smiled

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:40 am

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter

then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:43 am

chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....

Its handy to have that little extra for smackin people in the face when they're sleepin.

Care for a bonk in the face at nighty night just to be woke up with a "size isn't everything"...eh Chris?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:44 am

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Thanks Chris!!!

shut up fatty

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:44 am

Lets ask the expert.....Jr...does size matter?

God · Post by **God** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:58 am

So you are bigger than me then,huh rotter?Lets have a circle jerk and see who shoots their wad the farthest.I came across the universe on day one,beat that little man.hahahahahahahahahaha..hahahahahahaha!Now bow down and kiss my ass and tell my son Jesus to make me some toast.That boy is so lazy they had to drag his lazy ass to crusifiction,some people...he should have just got a regular nine to five job instead of being a rockn'roll star.

..look where it got him..hooked on wine and sheeps arseholes.

TheAntiChrist · Post by **TheAntiChrist** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:17 am

Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:22 am

rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter
then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter.

hahahahaha really Rotten? single I follow his slogans
god is so bored

TheAntiChrist · Post by **TheAntiChrist** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:23 am

chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....

true,true..we must wine and dine and you can 69 with my mom.

TheAntiChrist · Post by **TheAntiChrist** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:25 am

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter
then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter.
hahahahaha really Rotten? single I follow his slogans
god is so bored

God is very boring

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:31 am

TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:41 am

http://profile.myspace.com/TheAntiChrist
are you ...I hope no

TheAntiChrist · Post by **TheAntiChrist** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:55 am

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha

When its snowing;you can still catch me dancing in it.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:03 am

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:http://profile.myspace.com/TheAntiChrist
are you ...I hope no

Aaaaaahahaha.....its Knight Rider;he likes to fuck his car.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:04 am

TheAntiChrist wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha
When its snowing;you can still catch me dancing in it.

May I have the next dance,Satan?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:05 am

TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Is this Jr?

jr · Post by jr » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:07 am

rotter wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Is this Jr?

no its not JR i dont hide behind deitys
and size matters

thanks for asking
im no expert
just one girls opinion

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:15 am

Jr likes that "full" feeling...

..better than a diet

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:28 pm

Here's a BIG PECKER for Jr.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:33 pm

recall that last time we did this we all had to look at whale penis

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:35 pm

rotter wrote:Here's a BIG PECKER for Jr.

"Luckly I keep my feathers numbered in the case of just such
an emergency!"
-F.L.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:44 pm

it always comes back to the "cock"...

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:50 pm

Here's a poem Written from the perspective of foghorn leghorn
about his love problems:....funny!

T H E G H O S T O F
F O G H O R N L E G H O R N
S P E A K S O F
U N R E Q U I T E D L O VE

BY PAUL GUEST

- - - -

I said, listen to me, boy. Only the stars know.
And now you, fidgeting in all the air
like you fear for your neck. Still,
you're young and youth explains away all,
except love. My love. I've a gift
but not for this. It speaks like a house fire.

Or a bullet into a bowl of oatmeal. If fired,
you've got a mess. And I do, I know,
and not one I thought I wanted, like a gift.
Stay with me, son. I'm not wasting air
for your benefit alone. I said, that's all,
and walked off, shaking. It's hard to be still.

It's hard to know how to be still.
When I was little I felt I'd catch fire
if I was too quiet. Nothing's changed at all.
There's nothing worse than to know
my smoke signals go unheeded in the air—
she won't look, speak, accept the gift

I made for her. Her going is my gift.
All that I'll keep. Out to an old still
I'd go and drink until I forget it's air
I need to live, air that fills me now like fire
nothing can douse. For all I know,
the ground beneath me is burned beyond all

knowing. Any of this getting through all
that thick head, boy? Love isn't a gift.
Way off, you're way off. I know
you hope it's feathers flying and time stood still,
crowing from the roof, and gun-fire
meant to silence your song on the night air.

You're not listening. That's just hot air.
It's torture. You're finished, once and for all.
You might as well be old rags in a fire.
I'll say it again: love wasn't a gift
when I fell flat and hard upon it, and still,
I won't dare let it go. It's all I know—

like the air or the sound of my voice, my gift,
all bluster and not a bit of it still.
This fire could burn me alive. Who'd know?

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:24 pm

Thats good...I liked that

jr · Post by jr » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:40 pm

rotter wrote:Here's a BIG PECKER for Jr.

just one more is a sea of em
thanks

always loved foghorn leghorn

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:52 pm

Jr is lost in a sea of cock.

.....poor grrllllll

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:29 am

What a mental thread this is/was

We established that "Size" is everything

If the Anti-Christ and God were to duke it out - who would win?

Wot does the Anti-Christ do at Christmas time?

Anyway AC you can't be the big man, it is God that wins in the numbers game. we all know that he created you.

You may have plans to take over the corporation however...