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A new presence in the shack

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:59 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Do you feel it?....Shloemoe can(He's more in tune than you guys)
There's a new personage here...I can feel it in the air.
I believe we have a new member in our member list.
It's
The Anti-Christ!
Image

Hey Anti...you dont mind if we call you "anti" do you?
We'll have no problems Im sure...as long as you dont
try to like pee on anybody(and your not a hot chick!)
er anything....

Greetings oh dark one!!!!...oh and hey keep yer eye on the dude they
call Rotter.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:36 am
by rotter
I'm sure antichrist and I will get along fine.. I sold him my soul.He knows what I want and knows how to get it.He wants just to destroy passersby.He wants to be anarchy :D

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:39 am
by rotter
wait? :? anti might be my auntie?.....noooooooo......maybe a hoTT chick with hoTT licks?.....oh fuck I hope so;my balls are frosted :x Speak Anti......speak.....I command you :twisted: Do you understand? :twisted:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:22 am
by God
hi,i'm God.I just wanted to ask you people where I can find a good taco;I'm so sick of eating angel food pussy all day.I guy needs variety,you know?Well romper stomper bomper boo.I see shloe and rotter are in the antichrists corner of hell.Be careful boys.I don't want you praying to me for brand new dicks after yours falls off from fucking with the Antichist.Have a nice day.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:34 am
by rotter
I'm bigger than God :twisted:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:00 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
and Im more bigger than Rotter

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 am
by chriswasanon
Size isn't everthing....

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:59 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
Thanks Chris!!!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:34 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....
thats true.
I dont care about size....except with a little smiled

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:40 am
by rotter
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter
then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter. :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:43 am
by rotter
chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....
Its handy to have that little extra for smackin people in the face when they're sleepin. :P Care for a bonk in the face at nighty night just to be woke up with a "size isn't everything"...eh Chris? :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:44 am
by rotter
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Thanks Chris!!!
shut up fatty :P

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:44 am
by rotter
Lets ask the expert.....Jr...does size matter? :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:58 am
by God
So you are bigger than me then,huh rotter?Lets have a circle jerk and see who shoots their wad the farthest.I came across the universe on day one,beat that little man.hahahahahahahahahaha..hahahahahahaha!Now bow down and kiss my ass and tell my son Jesus to make me some toast.That boy is so lazy they had to drag his lazy ass to crusifiction,some people...he should have just got a regular nine to five job instead of being a rockn'roll star. :roll: ..look where it got him..hooked on wine and sheeps arseholes.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:17 am
by TheAntiChrist
Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:22 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter
then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter. :lol:
hahahahaha really Rotten? single I follow his slogans
god is so bored

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:23 am
by TheAntiChrist
chriswasanon wrote:Size isn't everthing....
true,true..we must wine and dine and you can 69 with my mom.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:25 am
by TheAntiChrist
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:and Im more bigger than Rotter
then if I'm bigger than God and you're bigger than me then you must be a really "rotten" rotter. :lol:
hahahahaha really Rotten? single I follow his slogans
god is so bored
God is very boring

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:31 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:
show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:41 am
by ChispaFilthyLucre

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:55 am
by TheAntiChrist
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:
show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha
When its snowing;you can still catch me dancing in it.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:03 am
by rotter
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:http://profile.myspace.com/TheAntiChrist
are you ...I hope no :lol:
Aaaaaahahaha.....its Knight Rider;he likes to fuck his car. :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:04 am
by rotter
TheAntiChrist wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:
show me
I think you are a fake antichrist on b film
hahahahahaha
When its snowing;you can still catch me dancing in it.
May I have the next dance,Satan? :D

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:05 am
by rotter
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:
Is this Jr? :?

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:07 am
by jr
rotter wrote:
TheAntiChrist wrote:Don't fuck wif me.I'm bigger than God and Rotter and Chispa.Mmwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:
Is this Jr? :?
no its not JR i dont hide behind deitys
and size matters

thanks for asking
im no expert
just one girls opinion

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:15 am
by rotter
Jr likes that "full" feeling... :D..better than a diet :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:28 pm
by rotter
ImageHere's a BIG PECKER for Jr.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:33 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
recall that last time we did this we all had to look at whale penis :shock:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:35 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:ImageHere's a BIG PECKER for Jr.
"Luckly I keep my feathers numbered in the case of just such
an emergency!"
-F.L.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:44 pm
by rotter
it always comes back to the "cock"... :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:50 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Here's a poem Written from the perspective of foghorn leghorn
about his love problems:....funny!

T H E G H O S T O F
F O G H O R N L E G H O R N
S P E A K S O F
U N R E Q U I T E D L O VE

BY PAUL GUEST

- - - -

I said, listen to me, boy. Only the stars know.
And now you, fidgeting in all the air
like you fear for your neck. Still,
you're young and youth explains away all,
except love. My love. I've a gift
but not for this. It speaks like a house fire.

Or a bullet into a bowl of oatmeal. If fired,
you've got a mess. And I do, I know,
and not one I thought I wanted, like a gift.
Stay with me, son. I'm not wasting air
for your benefit alone. I said, that's all,
and walked off, shaking. It's hard to be still.

It's hard to know how to be still.
When I was little I felt I'd catch fire
if I was too quiet. Nothing's changed at all.
There's nothing worse than to know
my smoke signals go unheeded in the air—
she won't look, speak, accept the gift

I made for her. Her going is my gift.
All that I'll keep. Out to an old still
I'd go and drink until I forget it's air
I need to live, air that fills me now like fire
nothing can douse. For all I know,
the ground beneath me is burned beyond all

knowing. Any of this getting through all
that thick head, boy? Love isn't a gift.
Way off, you're way off. I know
you hope it's feathers flying and time stood still,
crowing from the roof, and gun-fire
meant to silence your song on the night air.

You're not listening. That's just hot air.
It's torture. You're finished, once and for all.
You might as well be old rags in a fire.
I'll say it again: love wasn't a gift
when I fell flat and hard upon it, and still,
I won't dare let it go. It's all I know—

like the air or the sound of my voice, my gift,
all bluster and not a bit of it still.
This fire could burn me alive. Who'd know?

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:24 pm
by rotter
Thats good...I liked that :D

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:40 pm
by jr
rotter wrote:ImageHere's a BIG PECKER for Jr.
just one more is a sea of em
thanks

always loved foghorn leghorn

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:52 pm
by rotter
Jr is lost in a sea of cock. :D .....poor grrllllll :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:29 am
by chriswasanon
What a mental thread this is/was

We established that "Size" is everything

If the Anti-Christ and God were to duke it out - who would win?

Wot does the Anti-Christ do at Christmas time?

Anyway AC you can't be the big man, it is God that wins in the numbers game. we all know that he created you.

You may have plans to take over the corporation however...