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Shloemoe gone wild....no pics :(

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:49 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
In keeping with my habit of posting material that has nothing
to do with indie 103.1 or music in general....I want to rag about
or get a feel for how far out my thinking really is on these fringe
subjects....

case in point:
pornography....I'm in favor of it!...If you can find sleazy people
willing to engage in sex or sexy nudity for money in front of a
camera....then I want to see it!
But!

Girls gone wild on cable tv late at night:
Not right!...When I'm flippin between comedy central and cartoon
network, AMC ,TnT...I dont wanna see teenage girls busting slobs
and blacking out their spread crotches..I dont know why...I suppose
I grew up in a more wholesome age....I cant at the moment put my
finger on it....but I dont wanna see porn on regular TV!

I cant be a prude...cause under it all(like all males) Im a perv!
But for the life of me...I gotta hit the remote during these offensive
moments....
Does anyone feel the same way about this?

We're taking calls....

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:35 am
by rotter
Then hop on the "bangbus" and leave the remote at home...aaaaahaha
That "girls gone wild" is shit...and I told you tv is shit.What did you expect from it?I prefer the money shot from good ol bangbus. :lol: Kill your tv..its useless.I hardly watch tv...too much censorship when they run movies.They even censored the cartoons;the old looney tunes stuff.The networks destroyed the originality of those 40's cartoons. :evil: I hate tv.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:41 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Then hop on the "bangbus" and leave the remote at home...aaaaahaha
That "girls gone wild" is shit...and I told you tv is shit.What did you expect from it?I prefer the money shot from good ol bangbus. :lol: Kill your tv..its useless.I hardly watch tv...too much censorship when they run movies.They even censored the cartoons;the old looney tunes stuff.The networks destroyed the originality of those 40's cartoons. :evil: I hate tv.
Now that IS an outrage!....How dare That mother fucker Ted Turner
Censor the luney tunes(and others) cartoons!...they cut out any
scene where the charactors are drunk or smoking....what the fuck?

Those cartoons belong to us all...They were never really meant for
children in the 1st place....TV?...I gotta admit it...I love it(not network
shit...never what that crap!)Ted Turner....sock his ass!

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:49 am
by rotter
The tv has been taken over by "how to" shows and fake"reality"shows.Kill it...Even MuchMusic and MTV are shit...its all the same flavoured craP.Destroy it and send all the kids "girls gone wild" dvds..aaaaaahahaaaaaaaaa :lol:
They should have a show on tv called Bangbus...staring Shloemoe. :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:18 am
by rotter
Bring back "Rotten" tv... :D ......never got to see MegaBugs on Discovery either :cry:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:26 am
by rotter
Jr should have a show.We'll call it"Plastic Bubble".Its about Jr goin' round Hollywood fuckin with all the famous and cutting them down to size :D
First episode..Lindsey Lohan and Paris with shopping bag....sic em' Jr... :lol:
Shloe and I will guest star as "the accessories" :lol: You'd look great in tha girdle,Shloe :P

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:28 am
by jr
i would love to have the chance to put those creatures in their place
ahahha
take away their coke and they are nothing but
firecrotch and paris.
and ... well paris is....
paris and that is talentless enough.
i second the motion to start a new show

the celebrity whisperer
to rid the world of annoying celebrity idiots

ps - rotter it would have to be on TV.. .that ok?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:34 am
by rotter
aaaaahahaha..Yeahhhhh jr...its the "new reality" tv...

...ps..Jr;can I be on the the show and piss on firecrotch? :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:37 am
by jr
i would pay millions to see that
had i the millions

sounds fun

can you do something to paris too?
although i am sure she has had everything done to her i can think of

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:53 am
by rotter
Poor Paris...she'd run to daddums and say"BoooHooooo daddy,Rotty made fun of me on tv.I'm ruined;all I have left is this stink between my hump.Everyone hates me except for Richie Rich;Who's gonna buy my album?""BooooooHoooooo Daddddddddddddddyyyyyyyy"

aaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha :lol: I'd piss on her dinnerplate and shit in her shoppin bag. :P

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:11 pm
by rotter
We have to "do" Avril too...I have a fuckin "V" on for that twat.That cunt called me "old".....fuckin bitchhhhhhhh :evil: ...right to my face called me "an old poseur".....FUCKKKKKKKKKK! :evil: Napanee in your face you spoiled lil' firecrotchins....aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol: Fuckin piss ho broomstick lickin dogpounder with cheese.She'd give a cartoon herpes just by watchin tv.

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:51 pm
by rotter
Where are ya Shloe?Are you posin' in front of the mirror with wee thing tucked neatly between your legs again?Shloemoe gone wild... :lol: