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Santa Ana winds

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:54 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
They're coming...The jet stream is lowering...
as it does every year at this time...and to mark
the occasion nature is sending dry desert winds
...it puts on the lotion or it drys out like a dead
leave...dont forget to wear woolen socks and shock
the bu-jesus out of one another...FUN!

A shot from space during a Santa Ana...see the
dust being blown out to sea?

Image

I used to like the Santa Ana's...back when I was
an incorigable snott...the winds mess with my
brains electrical functions...a clockwork orange
thingy...No that wasn't a dog in the alley....
your car has just been stolen!...Hehehehe...
MADNESS!!!....HAHAHAHA!...MADNESS... :twisted:
(insane joker laughter)...But, I share too much?
...no?

Ah! Youth!...If I only knew then what I know now... :cry:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:54 am
by rotter
......and this is what the canadian wind blew in......
ImageOohhhhh Canada!Yeah baby! :D

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:29 am
by The Rizen shloemoe
I wonder if that was the look that young lady
was going for?....oh well...there is just no
accounting for taste...ya know it when ya see
it...and uh-hum...you know it when ya dont.

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:15 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Nice camel toe!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:50 am
by obiwankobe
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!
Canadian camels?

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:17 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Because of the three walls and the house, my backyard
acts as a cold sump...this morning my electric
thermometer read a temperture of 39.0 F...The Shloe
"never" gets cold, but I had to wear a sweater for
my 4:00am walk....BuRRRRRRr...the grass had frost
in spots...cold!

that's colder than what Rotter said it was up there
yesterday

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:22 pm
by rotter
Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:25 pm
by obiwankobe
rotter wrote:Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?
:)

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:28 pm
by rotter
obiwankobe wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!
Canadian camels?
There's canadian cockhammer if you want that..... :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:34 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter wrote:Did your nuts go raisonbag?...and what the fuck are you doing walkin' at 4am?Looking for gay hookers that like the weather channel?
excelent Rotter :lol:
I want to know too

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:39 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:42 pm
by rotter
If you see a nasty dog in the alley...throw the fucker a rubber pussy soaked in Shloe spunk.

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!
yeah thats great

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm
by rotter
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:4:00am?... my favorite time of the day...now...
no cars...no people...it's neato man...was that
a dog in the alley?

...the Cemetary is nice then too!
cemetary...mmm..I love cemetarys.Great place to fuck is in a cemetary at 4am with gay hookers that love the weather channel.Jezzzzz Shloe...stay and bed and masterbate while ceiling cat smiles at ye!

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:48 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
necrofilia? :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:49 pm
by rotter
Well...a dead girl is pretty tight lipped! :wink:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:55 pm
by rotter
Seriously...can I be serious?I like early mornin' and late nite walks too.Its quiet..no cars,no cunts,no shit....Its so quiet you can hear a fart from a cop lickin boston creme donut a block away.Springside Park and the cemetary are cool walking places where I live.

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:00 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:01 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
as you know that it is of donut? :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:03 pm
by jr
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.
yeah ... like you!
wtf?
cemetaries are no plae to walk in the early hours
unless you undead
dig?
shloe - you so crazy

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:05 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
rotter wrote:Seriously...can I be serious?I like early mornin' and late nite walks too.Its quiet..no cars,no cunts,no shit....Its so quiet you can hear a fart from a cop lickin boston creme donut a block away.Springside Park and the cemetary are cool walking places where I live.
Ima check it out on satelite rot...and see how wierd YOU r.
...trenchcoat and stalkings in the bushes no doubt?

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:08 pm
by rotter
...whats wrong wif cemetary walks Jr?Yeah...just check me out Shloe with your satellite...I'm in the trench coat and jackboots.Yeah...spiked blonde hair and cock hangin out..aahahhahahaaaaaaaaa :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by jr
nothing wrong with cemetary just not the place i want to walk at o dark thirty ... jame gumm might getcha
or shloe...
ahhahah :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by jr
if your lucky that is
ahahha
:wink:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
jr wrote:
The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Last week was strolling thru the cemetary when I
came round a turn and almost walked into a cop
car...lights out engine off....scared the !@#$ out
of me....wonder what he was doing there at 4:00am
...I didn't look in....didn't want to see him doing
anything creepy...I could just see the headlines
"Man shot in cemetary after assaulting officer...
er sumthin...haven't been back since...miss it
....there's scary things in there.
yeah ... like you!
wtf?
cemetaries are no plae to walk in the early hours
unless you undead
dig?
shloe - you so crazy
Perhaps...but it's beautiful there at night...daytime too
I've played there as a kid...it's part of the "hood"

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:14 pm
by rotter
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now :lol:
Watch out for Shloe... :shock:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:18 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
jr wrote:nothing wrong with cemetary just not the place i want to walk at o dark thirty ... jame gumm might getcha
or shloe...
ahhahah :lol:
It's the cops what scare me...shloemoe'll just get on
your nerves...but cops try so hard to be normal they
might not respect a guys right to walk in the park at
night

Toadies "Possum Kingdom"

Make up your mind
Decide to walk with me
Around the lake tonight
.......Behind the boathouse
I'll show you my dark secret

What?.. Jr you dont wanna take an evening stroll
thru the park with ol Shloe? :cry:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:18 pm
by ChispaFilthyLucre
rotter wrote:
ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:I cannot stop to laugh
Im gonna to cemetary now :lol:
Watch out for Shloe... :shock:
the danger is a bloke with "spiked blonde hair and cock hangin out" :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:20 pm
by rotter
aaaaaaaahahahaha.....yeah.Punk with lethal stink stick.

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:12 pm
by jr
no cemetaries for me
4:00 in the morning = middle of night for me
unless i gotta drive to vegas.. i not gettin up at 4:00 in the morning.
not even for shloe and a bunch of dead guys

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:51 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Along time ago...we used to party in Good Shepard Cemetary in HB...(Turns out one of the guys who I hung out with ended up being buried there. Then his mother dug him up and took him with her to Vegas. Notice no name dropping, Oscar Mier, you scum guzzling douche nozzle)....

Anyway....we were there...hanging out with Jack from TSOL (there's a name drop you cum gurgling take it up the ass cross dressing sumbitch) and I feel into an open grave...creeped me out...whew....

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:57 pm
by jr
first you had to go to weinerschnitzel across the street and get some dogs,,, then go to the cemetary ahaha

(name dropping of my own)
ahahah

i went there too in high school
a loooong time ago too!

ahahha
good one gidge

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:01 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
hey Gidge....carrots are rich in beta keratenes...
they help with night vision :D
...Im just saying....

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:54 pm
by The Rizen shloemoe
So they're a blowin huh?...huh?...huh?
I'm already tired of em...I find these
winds kinda irritating...in a stimulating
way... there's a static eletric charge aroundf
my brain....my brain...doctor?...my brain!
....my brain doctor....it itches!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:56 am
by rotter
If we harnessed the electric current in your head it wouldn't turn a pinwheel. :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:00 am
by rotter
Speakin' of graves....when I was a pallbearer for my granddad I tripped carrying the casket and almost fell into his grave.Imagine the shame of getting my cute suit dirty. :roll:

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:08 am
by rotter
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Nice camel toe!!!
aaahahaha.....she actually fell on an axe.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:35 am
by gidgetgoestohell
jr wrote:first you had to go to weinerschnitzel across the street and get some dogs,,, then go to the cemetary ahaha

(name dropping of my own)
ahahah

i went there too in high school
a loooong time ago too!

ahahha
good one gidge


Yes you did! And my friend, Kimmie Nueska (another name for Herr Fucking Mier) who dated a guy from China White, I think....lived in the condos right behind the cemetary....