Allright!...I have a confesion!!...mmm a pic would be good!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:16 pm

know what?....Aerosmith used to be my favorite band!
...not the shit they play on the radio, but the other
stuff....I know.....I know...I hate aerosmith now too
...but? ....does that make me gay?...aerosmith?
they're hetro?.....right?....anyways...fanks fer listening!

jr · Post by jr » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:25 pm

they were kick ass
every dog has his day

dream on ... dream on.... sweet emotion... etc..

not gay..... thats coldplay

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:19 pm

OK....that wasn't shocking enough?
I used to like Black Oak Arkansas!!!

...."LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL"!!!!

There!...ya made me do it!

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:59 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:OK....that wasn't shocking enough?
I used to like Black Oak Arkansas!!!

...."LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL"!!!!

There!...ya made me do it!

That's just wrong!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:51 am

Aerosmith are ok.....but Coldplay suck dick

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:56 am

the singer is revolting

jr · Post by jr » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:21 am

i dont know who black oak whatever is
but the name sounds like they suck

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:40 am

imagine foghat if they were from Arkansas
...better yet for your academic edification
look em up...they did that song "Jim dandy
to the rescue"

hm I feel an urge to list:
(must be the miche talk)
Obsure Crap from the 70's that
Shloemoe used to/still might like....in no order
Uriah Heap
Mountain
Stories
James Gang
Black Oak Arkansas

hm...went blank...some help mebbe?

jr · Post by jr » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:27 am

suck suck and more suck
ew

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:32 am

Uh, I liked Edward Bear when I was in fourth grade and saw them play at Dizzyland...Larry was the singer...and he had dreamy long, blond locks.....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:38 am

yes yes very sucky...no?...that's the point.
what sucky music did you guys used
to like (Rock no disco)(we know about the
disco sucking)

.Edward bear...yeah!...never heard of em
...does there musicsuck now Gidge?

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:40 am

Noooo...I am very nostalgic about them really...they did a song that went something like this:

This is the last song
I'll ever write for you
This is the last sooooonnnng
I'll ever sing for you

you come looking for the love and it won't be there
but
I loooooove you...

Or something like that...

jr · Post by jr » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:03 pm

i liked
bay city rollers

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:27 pm

Ooooo...I liked them too....

jr · Post by jr » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:29 pm

also

we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun...

terry jacks? i think

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:32 pm

we had JOY we had FUN we had SEASONS IN THE SUN....but the beer and the wine...were consumed before their time....or something like that....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:49 pm

jr wrote:i liked
bay city rollers

Well neither of dem is obscure so Shloemoe WINS!
...again

yeah bay city rollers "saturday night"...that was cool

that terry jacks song was ultimately a sad song I
recall...

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:03 pm

Pisha....my Edward Bear song was more obscure than Black Oak Arkansas.....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:40 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Pisha....my Edward Bear song was more obscure than Black Oak Arkansas.....

yes, but I made up for it in quanity...
(see above)

hmmm...it is debatable... for yours was VERY obscure
while mine though more numerous were less so

...we should bring this up before the court of asolutlely
meaningless trivia....I will see you in court madame!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:55 pm

ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:the singer is revolting

He's a sissy with cunt rash.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:56 pm

jr wrote:i dont know who black oak whatever is
but the name sounds like they suck

Black Oak can suck my acorns...

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:57 pm

jr wrote:i liked
bay city rollers

I like em too.

gidgetgoestohell · Post by **gidgetgoestohell** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:21 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Pisha....my Edward Bear song was more obscure than Black Oak Arkansas.....
yes, but I made up for it in quanity...
(see above)

hmmm...it is debatable... for yours was VERY obscure
while mine though more numerous were less so

...we should bring this up before the court of asolutlely
meaningless trivia....I will see you in court madame!

Appearance for the Respondent is made by Miss Hell, your honor....

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:39 pm

gidgetgoestohell wrote:Noooo...I am very nostalgic about them really...they did a song that went something like this:

This is the last song
I'll ever write for you
This is the last sooooonnnng
I'll ever sing for you

you come looking for the love and it won't be there
but
I loooooove you...

Or something like that...

I used to get requests at karaoke for lots of 70's stuff & I've sang both "Last Song" & "Seasons In the Sun", but only once each by request.
I would get regular requests for Firefall & Joe Cocker songs, Year of the Cat (Al Stewart), I Like Dreaming (Kenny somebody) & Wildfire (Micheal Martin Murphy). No Bay City Rollers!

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:20 am

To the tune of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks - that was a depressing song and no mistake that was. I quite liked that music to verily drearily on low slash your wrists too.

There were alternative lyrics to be had however...which were uplifting.

"We had joy we had fun, we had Arsenal on the run
but the fun did not last, cos the bastards ran too fast."

A little football hooligan ditty sung by rival supporters. Much more cheery.
and probably quite loud too.

That's all I wish to add.

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:30 am

we had joy,we had fun
we had shloemoe on the run
but his smile did not last
with jrs' strapon in his ass

Don't cry little one
You love having all the fun
Nothing wrong with that
So just smile and spread your ass
Wipe your tears and laugh

we had joy,we had fun
we had shloemoe on the run
but the tears did not last
he loves it in the ass.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:02 am

(shloemoe shaking his head at rot)
(in Foghorn Leghorn voice- Something,
I say something is not all together right
in that boys head....)

...uh moving on....

seems like a good time to interject this one

Sweet.......

I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before
OK you think you got a pretty face
But the rest of you is out of place
You looked all right before

Fox on the run
You screamed and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself away
Fox on the run
F-foxy, foxy on the run and hideaway

You-you talk about just every band
But the names you drop are second hand
I've heard it all before
I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before

RobertKP · Post by **RobertKP** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:26 pm

Time on my side
I got it all
I've heard that pride
Always comes before a fall
There's a rumour goin' round the town
That you don't want me around
I can't shake off my city blues
Everyway I turn I lose
Love is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high
(I sing this one too!)

chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:35 pm

we had joy,we had fun
we had shloemoe on the run
but his smile did not last
with jrs' strapon in his ass

That was cool.

Yeah yeah.

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:42 pm

????

Are you ready, Steve? Aha.
Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Refrain
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Refrain
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz

obiwankobe · Post by **obiwankobe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:44 pm

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:13 pm

jr wrote:i liked
bay city rollers

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

jr · Post by jr » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm

i also enjoyed the babys and still enjoy john waite

also boston and more than a feein

ps - i want my penis back shloemoe

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:19 pm

I still love The Monkees and got to meet Mikey Dolenz back in September at a car show in Vegas...one down...three to go....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:23 pm

"I aint missing you at all"...that's what I would pretend
to say if I returned "your penis"...I've grown acustomed
...and that's all Im gonna say about that....

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:24 pm

Gooch wrote:I still love The Monkees and got to meet Mikey Dolenz back in September at a car show in Vegas...one down...three to go....

The Monkeys.....YEAH!!!!...Is it Saturday morning yet?

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:31 pm

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

jr · Post by jr » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:06 pm

missing you was a low point
but i enjoyed ignition
the poppiest album this side of working class dog

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:46 am

We interupt this thread in an effort to get
away from penises's's...and to hear an
important word from our sponsor......

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chriswasanon · Post by **chriswasanon** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:46 am

Sound advice!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:58 am

Everywhere I go
there's always something there to remind me
of another place in time

...no point just a commercial

ChispaFilthyLucre · Post by **ChispaFilthyLucre** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:18 pm

A Spanish gypsy

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:19 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:
Gooch wrote:I still love The Monkees and got to meet Mikey Dolenz back in September at a car show in Vegas...one down...three to go....
The Monkeys.....YEAH!!!!...Is it Saturday morning yet?

That wuz a great show.....when I was 5...aaahahahaaaaa

Banana Splits right after followed by Friendy Giant and Mr. Dressup!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:20 pm

The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Everywhere I go
there's always something there to remind me
of another place in time

...no point just a commercial

get a shave ya fuckin homeless yup!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:22 pm

obiwankobe wrote:

Rope her,ride her.....wipe it off and worry!

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:45 pm

oh yeah I really! like Deep purples "stormbringer"....just
wanted to add that......Stormbringer coming!

oh and let me add that melody adds so much to
rock let's not get too beat centered....huh?...ok?

shloemoe's knocking at the back door...you know
you love him!...let him in!...just cause he's al bloody?
....come on!!!!......you know!

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:24 am

The Rizen shloemoe · Post by **The Rizen shloemoe** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:43 am

oh just being drunk...trying to get people
to comment on the purp...hm...that dont
sound right....anyways

rotter · Post by **rotter** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:06 am

You like the purp then there's nothin' wrong wif that.....